#please continue

[birdieardley]

"Can I be happy?" I asked the marauders' era writers.

"Fuck you." Said the writers, who's were actually the fuck you guys.

[little-watcher]

f. fu cj yo u. ass hole. wh o as ked yo u.

som etimes i thi nk yo u’re th e be tter eli as don’ t te ll my da d

"Secrets are mine to take, not to divulge. I won't tell him."

-E. Bouchard

[cricketsintheaudience]

I know sun and moon symbolism in fandom can be contrived but as it stands I think it doesn’t get any better for superman and batman. they earned it over the past eighty-some years I’m gonna let them have this

[yooboobies]

i am VERY MUCH tae in this scenario

{cr. 0613data}

[fuckedupforkhahn]

That emptiness feeling you get when neither of your fanfic writers have updated their stories and you keep on refreshing their pages but nothing comes up

[sharonisthebettercarter]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME EVERY DETAIL--

[beerok23]

Mandatory things you find in a proper Good Omens AU Fan Fic

Crowley being mesmerized by Aziraphale at first sight.

Absence or lack of communication that leads to crisis before a sappy resolution.

They are in love with each other and they both think the other can't be in love with them.

Shifting POVs to remind us that they both are idiots.

Aziraphale having problems with his appearance (for lack of self-confidence or induced by others) and Crowley managing to reassure Aziraphale for said insecurities.

Crowley inner thoughts being the funniest thing you'll ever read in your life.

The origin of the "Angel" nickname.

Wine, lots of wine.

Ngk. Ngk is always there - Neil and Terry's fault, because it's from the book, obviously.

Azi's manicured hands. Again, if you haven't read the book, I think you should.

Crowley's limbs or hips not being attached to his body when he walks.

Whatever their AU job is, you always have Crowley in love with plants and Aziraphale living for his books. The bookshop is a constant. The plants are always yelled at.

Stars ⭐️ 🌟 Crowley always loves Stars.

Aziraphale moaning while eating. That is a must have. Also, Crowley is never a great eater, but he loves coffee.

Crowley being or acting like a slut (that's not mandatory, sometimes he's just gorgeous).

A supportive friend on both side (Anathema, Muriel, Maggie, Nina, Tracy...).

Anathema and Newt always being a couple - which is great, because it shows how NOT tossic this fandom is, we all want the canon couples to be happy canon couples.

Gabriel being a dick (former lover, actual lover, older brother, villain...).

Very talkative sex :)

A happy ending - because we can't imagine a world where these two idiots don't end up together.

[alonzoarts]

I’m being SPAMMED!!

[thinwhitedoc]

STARTUP | Martin Freeman as Phil Rask

[passionpeachy]

I'm 5' 3" and I will use my extra inch to kiss your forehead ♡ and use our similar size as an excuse for you to borrow my clothes, because pretty girls borrowing my clothes is very much a thing I enjoy admiring 😏

the anon lesbians are flirting with me again

[betinh3]

These people have crushes on them?!?!👀✨️

[aishespoeticmuse]

I am a writer. I can describe you with methaphors.

I am a writer. I have no idea how the real world works.

I am a writer. My life is complete because I have words.

I am a writer. I live in my head more than I live in reality.

I am a writer. I can write you hundreds and thousands of letters.

I am a writer. My search history is all about finding rhyming words.

I am a writer. I forgot what the word 'water' means, obviously.

I am a writer. I come with the best quotes at night then forget them in the morning.

[jarondont]

dear anon who is writing the choose your own adventure story in my inbox about tele finding a wooden horse at his door,

please do continue 👀 i wanna know what happens next

[shkika]

My mind has started to refer to you with "the shkeeker" I do not know why.

new stim word unlocked thank u anon

[dykealloy]

by nika they're babygirlifying the surgeon of death again...

[negrowhat]

Twice now Chef Oab has had his hands around Plawan's waist. And apparently he smells good enough for Plawan to bite.