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#please I’m sorry I can’t help it#she’s so incredibly beautiful#god#I’m going to throw up and die#txf#the x files#x files#dana scully#x files meme#scully#gillian anderson#scully thirst#danaposting#dana katherine scully#bisexual#lesbian
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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*
Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.
You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah
I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender
…..I made the moodboard….
#chapter 37#of 120 or something#I must be like 90k words in haha#large word count is not an intimidation. It’s an invitation haha#I love the fics that I can’t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I don’t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life#it’s just my preference#seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong#the concept itself drives me off#like. Strongly#But at the same time. This fic isn’t about them being ‘haha cute organics’#it’s ‘oh god. I was turned into something I’m not’#instead of teeheee they’re fluffy#it’s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess#it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed#So now I’m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just can’t stop lol#just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable#also#the body horror is….damn. Impressive. I didn’t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out#it’s not even aesthetic or symbolic#it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s#the beginning got me struggling and skipping#but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule#oh fuck….I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I read…..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do this……..#there’s a tiny chance they’re following me….if it’s true then I wanna tell I’m sorry pls don’t take this seriously#your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone#huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic is…the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesn’t even hesitate#he helps him and he cares for him. Which is…..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery
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So another au where Audrey and Andre saw Gabriel and Nathalie with the miraculous like 5 years before the show started. So he freaked out and just replaced them with sentimonsters.
Chloe doesn’t figure it out though until the show starts and she’s having a breakdown because her “parents” have just been puppets to do Hawkmoth and Mayura’s bidding. She doesn’t know how she didn’t notice and god knows where her real parents actually are, so she has to get the main four to help her. Marinette thinks she’s just being crazy, Adrien’s worried. Meanwhile Alya and Nino are joining in because Chloe went to them for help and they think it’s mad enough it must be true.
Also Chlogami just because.
#miraculous ladybug#miraculous#miraculous au#ml au#chloe bourgeois#kagami tsurugi#gabriel agreste#nathalie sancoeur#alya cesaire#nino lahiffe#adrien agreste#marinette dupain cheng#audrey bourgeois#andre bourgeois#blueberry rambles#blueberry’s miraculous rambles#I’m sorry I can’t stop or help myself#please send me asks#I need to ramble more to someone#such a noble sacrifice i say
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“kill yourself” boring. overrated insult. doesn’t hit hard anymore. “i hope your small relatively chill fandom gets a new installment after years of general inactivity that causes a flood of new and extremely insufferable fans to destroy any credibility or positive presence your fandom originally had” scary. realistic. happened to the Saw fandom
#this is how the meme format goes right. i couldn’t find another version of this meme so this is what i remember them sounding like#sorry to take a dig at the saw fandom but uh. since the release of saw X i can’t help but notice a lot more bullshit#popping up on all my main feeds!#and i’m quite sick of it! go away please!#saw#natposting
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As a Cinderella Boy reader and fast-passer Idk where else to put this but I have THOUGHTS okay. Fast-pass episode 58 spoilers below the cut (obviously)
OKAY SO, “STILL WATERS PT.2” WAS PAINFUL, but I have thoughts. Not great thoughts cuz season finale be upon thee, but thoughts that need out! Chase has mentioned several times in previous chapters that he dislikes boats. Deacon laughs it off and says it’s just cuz he gets seasick, but he didn’t seem so seasick on the little ferry that rode calmly on a quaint lake.
Chase ALSO didn’t want to do the book where their ship wrecks and he and Deacon would get stranded on an island until Deacon said they’d use the bookmark trick and just chill on the beach.
He claims he doesn’t like water when Buddy tossed him in the ocean as revenge for a beach ball to the face (LOL) but he didn’t mind it all that much because it was shallow water. He DID NOT want to go in Deacon’s Ship books because storms are in the name and the water would likely be rough and deep and dangerous.
Now water is seeping in from everywhere and filling up the book and Chase is panicking about being stuck in a book with sudden rising water.
Do you see where I’m going here???
Guys. GUYS. I don’t think our boy can swim.
#Cinderella boy#send help#chase hollow#like and follow#apologies to my followers who don’t read Cinderella Boy since that’s all I’ve been posting lately#but also I’m not sorry please go read it#I’ve been reading this series since chapter 4 and it’s SO GOOD.#also if you fast-pass this series please talk to me I have feelings and NONE OF MY FRIENDS READ CB SO I CAN’T SCREAM ABOUT IT#I’ve had these thoughts for a couple months now and WAS HOPING IT WOULDN’T BE RELEVANT BUT GOSH DARN IT PUNKO
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In my professional life offline, I work with community development programs funded by the US Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD). One of the most important of these programs is the HOME Investment Partnerships Program, or “HOME” (not an acronym for some reason). In the last couple years, my office has contributed HOME funding to construction of around 400 new apartment units reserved for low-income families, plus conversion of a former hotel to single-resident occupancy units for people exiting homelessness and security deposit assistance for renters moving into market-rate units. I have a secondary role in the HOME program (most of my work is on a different grant, although I’ve contributed to the environmental reviews for all of our current round of projects), but I am immensely proud of what our team has done with a limited resource in a horrifically expensive housing market.
In 2023, House Republicans proposed cutting HUD’s 2024 budget for the HOME program by 67%, from $1.5 billion to $500 million.
Their proposal didn’t make it into the final bill. The President and Senate (under Democratic leadership) proposed HOME budgets of $1.8 billion and $1.5 billion, respectively. The final compromise budget allocated HUD $1.25 billion for the HOME program, a 17% cut which was passed down to every local HOME jurisdiction.
I’m glad the budget cuts weren’t worse. But what this means, in practical terms, is that one out of every six people we could have helped this year gets nothing. One out of every six people who would have received rent assistance is facing eviction. One out of every six people that would have received an affordable unit priced at 30% of their income has to keep giving 50% or more of their paycheck to market-rate landlords. We’re doing what we can with local resources, but there’s only so much you can do at the local level when federal funding goes away.
House Republicans are trying to reduce HOME funding to just $500 million again in 2025. So far, the Senate has rejected this, but barring a miracle upset, Democrats are almost certain to lose control of the Senate after next week’s election. If Republicans keep control of the House, and especially if they keep the House and win the Presidency, there is nothing stopping them from gutting housing programs completely.
I understand why people are frustrated with our choices this election. I am frustrated with our choices this election. But at the end of the day, I have a duty to my community. With Democrats in office, I can keep fulfilling that duty. With Republicans in office, I will lose the best tools I have to make a material difference to the vulnerable people who live around me. The people I serve will lose their housing, or they will lose their best path out of homelessness. There is no way around it.
Please, give me the tools to keep helping. Vote for Democrats up and down ballot, and once we’ve got them in office, thank them for doing what they do well and pressure the hell out of them to do better on the issues where they suck.
Because of gerrymandering (and geographic issues in general), control of the House will probably come down to just a few dozen races. I’m not endorsing any of these candidates on a personal level - some of them are probably good, some of them definitely suck - but they are the only bulwark we have against a party that wants to dismantle everything good about this country and lean into all the most shameful parts of our history. Every election matters, but if you live in one of these House districts, your vote is particularly important:
Alaska: AK-01 Mary Pelolta
Arizona: AZ-01 Amish Shah, AZ-06 Kirsten Engel
California: CA-13 Adam Gray, CA-22 Rudy Salas, CA-27 George Whitesides, CA-41 Will Rollins, CA-45 Derek Tran, CA-47 Dave Min
Colorado: CO-03 Adam Frisch, CO-08 Yadira Caraveo
Connecticut: CT-05 Jahana Hayes
Indiana: IN-01 Frank Mrvan
Iowa: IA-01 Christina Bohannan, IA-03 Lanon Baccam
Maine: ME-02 Jared Golden
Michigan: MI-07 Curtis Hertel Jr., MI-08 Kristen McDonald Rivet, MI-10 Carl Marlinga
Minnesota: MN-02 Angie Craig
Montana: MT-01 Monica Tranel
Nebraska: NE-02 Tony Vargas
New Jersey: NJ-07 Sue Altman
New Mexico: NM-02 Gabe Vasquez
New York: NY-04 Laura Gillen, NY-17 Mondaire Jones, NY-19 Josh Riley, NY-22 John Mannion
North Carolina: NC-01 Don Davis
Ohio: OH-09 Marcy Kaptur, OH-13 Emilia Sykes
Oregon: OR-05 Janelle Bynum
Pennsylvania: PA-07 Susan Wild, PA-08 Matt Cartwright, PA-10 Janelle Stelson
Texas: TX-34 Vicente Gonzalez
Virginia: VA-02 Missy Cotter Smasal, VA-07 Eugene Vindman
Washington: WA-03 Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Wisconsin: WI-03 Rebecca Cooke
#I’m sorry for the long post especially for my non-US followers#or anyone who can’t vote for any reason#but this is so fucking important#this is one of a million different ways that the government works that are invisible to most people#but life-saving to the people who are impacted#and Republicans want to dismantle all of them#we fight back where we can in whatever ways we can#this election is one of the ways that we fight#and it’s one of the ways that we can make that fight easier for ourselves for the next two years#so please vote. please encourage other like-minded people to vote. please volunteer to help people vote if that’s something you can do#this election is how we live to fight another day#and regardless of how it goes I look forward to fighting alongside you in whatever form our personal contributions may be <3
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i seriously need more narumi and mina moments because just imagine the relief mina felt when narumi joined, similar age to her and was also considered a prodigy in the force.
to have someone to share the burden of the defence force’s future with must’ve felt so freeing. because before he joined it was just her, age 18, being told that she was going to change kaiju extermination with her exceptional synergy with firearms. and she was so, so scared.


narumi doesn’t have the kind of skills or talent for long range combat like she does, but he’s also a top candidate (despite his behavioural issues- which aren’t much of a hinderance anyway) and mina doesn’t have to carry the burden of the future alone anymore
(although she’d never admit, given she probably views narumi as someone completely shocking i just think it’s so funny how she stood there like O_O when she first saw him)

like i LOVE seeing the contrast. mina who was sent onto the battlefield for the first time and was deathly afraid vs narumi who was sent out and immediately took action because that’s how he always lived (fighting)


and now they’re the top two strongest captains in the force and they will be the ones to lead the new generation..
#egg boils#IM SOOO BONKERS SORRY THEYRE MY FAVES I WANT THME TO HAVE AN IMPACT ON ESCH ORHEF SO FUCKING BAD.#consider this: narumi teaches mina to be less serious. to stop holding onto the burden of others and her team mates and Fight because she#wants to. hold onto ur weapon clench ur teeth because you WANT to be here and protect lives and not because You feel like you have to ashir#and mina teaches him abt team work and yes you can work along but And maybe having to consider ur team members IS burdensome for u but isnt#it nice to have someone watch ur back? for someone to Help you narumi#please please show me how they’ve influenced each other I KNOW DAMN WELL THEY HAVE. I INOW IT. matsumoto please.#i will never be over mina and how genuinely AFRAID she was#ashiro mina my absolute beloved#narumi tells mina to stop being so freaked out all the damn time because you have your team mates don’t you?! always talking my ear off abo#about team work but you can’t even trust your own comrades?!#mina tells narumi that HE keeps acting recklessly because he doesn’t trust his team mates either!!! they’re perfectly capable too#ohhhhh i’m sick im sick i want mina to knock some sense into narumi and vice versa i want them to be the reason they trust their units to#SUCH a degree now. i want them to be the reason why they stand for their men so strongly (narumi immediately pouncing on no.9 when he showe#kikoru isao’s face. mina’s anger and appreciation when her unit stood their ground against no10.#mina#narumi#kaiju no.8#they’re my top two of course i’m making this shit up. i need it so bad bside please please please#i know she grit her teeth and got used to be alone when she subjugates from the roof top but CONSIDER narumi the delinquent but extremely#capable recruit being the one to show her how to live less in fear#i need a tag for them#don’t be stupid#okay that’s it that’s my tag#kn8 spoilers#sorry again. tagging for myself#narumina
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Does ANYONE know who made the splatoon comic with Pearl and Marina where they’re playing video games and there’s voice chat, and pearl absolutely OBLITERATES Marina’s headphones and she just goes “I’m loud” >:3 like the little gremlin she is?
Like could someone link it or like. Reblog it and tag me???
#splatoon#splatoon 2#splatoon 3#pearlina#I’m sorry for tagging the ship I know it’s not and this would be considered spam but I can’t find it!!#help please#Terra talks#dead series please reblog this I’m desperate
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Grayson Hawthorne….the chokehold you have on me
#goddamnit he’s checking all my boxes#Avery please get with him please please please plea#the inheritance games#I’m halfway through the first one#gotta be honest most of it is the automatic and involuntary nightwing association#the other is that he’s giving light yagami. sorry I’m so predictable I can’t help it.
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this is the first boop that’s looks like this & i love it!!!
how’d you do thattt🤭 #bigfan
Omggg I’m so sorry I have no idea how to actually do it, I just play around with the boop button a lot, I think you have to press the button and wait till it spins a few times and I guess that’s how you do it???, I’ve seen a lot of people sending it to me but I have no idea how to do and it doesn’t even say anything when I do it😭
#if anyone knows how to do it#please lmk asap because ughhh there’s only a few more hours left for booping#I’m so sorry I can’t help you babe🥲#but I’ll let yk if someone tells me#!!
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I spend all day sleeping because the tummy troubles won’t quit and then when I am awake, I have the worst headache of my life. I am in pain from an unrelated injury and I haven’t eaten anything all day. I’m hungry but I know anything I consume has the potential to lay me out for the rest of the evening and I don’t want to spend the last of my Saturday in the bathroom.
I have to run a DnD campaign tomorrow, I do not have TIME for this kind of nonsense.
#please I have to get all my NPCs in a row#and move the party tokens to the right map#because roll20 makes you move them all individually#and assign control to them individually#which is a HUGE pain in the ass#I swear they added a feature to help with this#but damned if I can’t find it#sorry sorry I’m just complaining because today has been a total waste#misc rambles
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Soo I’m going insane and I’m asking for help out of pure desperation:
I was reading a spot of poetry before bed and one of the poems I read had the line
“life is but an empty dream”
And immediately I was like “oh that’s in a song!” And I sang it. But now I can’t figure out what song it’s from (at first I thought it was Evanescence but now I’m beginning to second guess that) I’ve scoured the internet, searched lyric websites. Nothing.
And that one line is stuck in my head. I need to go to sleep now but it’s just going around over and over. Life is but an empty dream. Life is but an empty dream. On a loop. I can hear it perfectly. But not the line that comes after it. Please. If anyone knows. Help me. I’m so tired.
Is it real? Did I make up a fake song?
Which artist is stealing lyrics from H.W Longfellow? I need to know!!
#I was immediately like ‘’yes evanescence!’’ but I scrolled through a lot of their songs and it didn’t fit#so maybe a band similar to Evanescence? (hence why I���m asking here)#please help#symphonic metal#metal#music#evanesence#amy lee#maybe#within temptation#?#or#Nightwish#no… don’t think it’s them#I want to let it go and just sleep but I really can’t#edit: really starting to think I hallucinated this whole thing and just made up a song. if that’s the case. sorry for wasting y’all time
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This is a long shot but does anyone know of a Discord I can join dedicated to Bruce Campbell?? I’m looking for fellow fans/writers/admirers of Bruce and hoping I can find a place to just gush about him but I’m struggling 😭 (the gif is me without any Discord server)
Any help is appreciated!!
#fandom#my man <3#ash vs evil dead#ash williams#bruce campbell#discord chat#discord server#discord stuff#please help#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#evil dead#fanfic#if I took your gif by accident I’m so sorry please lmk and I will credit you I genuinely can’t remember where I found this one
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ANOTHER QUESTION TO THE FANDOM IM SO SORRY:
Solas’s outfit. What are the green things he wears?? Stockings?? Leggings?? Pants??? I’m talking about the beige sweater with the wolf jaw necklace. His like casual outfit, you know???
I’m writing a different fic, literally so sad and in character depth for my lavellan, and I have to describe his outfit and I am STRUGGLING.
#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#solavellan#solas x lavellan#lavellan x solas#help me PLEASE. IM SO SORRY FOR ANOTHER POST BUT I JUST#can’t describe it properly. or at least I think I’m not. I just want to check so ppl know what I’m talking about#I’m so bad at describing outfits bc I have almost no idea what right words describe clothes#I read so many fics describing their clothes yet I forget each time I start my own fic like???#somethings wrong but I can’t figure it out lol#anyway thank you 🙏 😭.
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what if i never get to live the life i want
#im pathetic#i can’t even take steps forward#god#im (blank) years old and i haven’t done anything with my life#what the fuck is wrong with me#im sorry#im sorry.#okay. realistically#none of this is true#i just started my period and everything feels like a lot#i have a doctors appointment in the morning and that’s really stressing me out#which isn’t helping this current situation#i am happy where my life is#i am happy with how things are going#it’s insane that the theater is part of my daily life now#that’s wonderful#it doesn’t feel like any time has past since april#but it‘s also been lifetimes#god i wish i could do theater full time#god if you’re listening. please#i’m not even religious#but please#ramblings of a henry
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currebt events have reminded me that i forgot to update about a very heartbreaking devastating development
i’ve been getting Slapped Silly for apparently posting actual genitalia on my twitter dot com. but it’s just. a direct screenshot of an all ages farming sim. i even censored it the second time and i STILL got slapped!!!!



completely real extremely human carefully reviewed my appeal and determined Nope Still Porn Bozo



#sos awl#bokumono#marking this Sensitive in case Tumblr also decides this is a penis event#i’m sorry i find that combination of words extremely funny. hahaha ha ha penis event#story of seasons a wonderful life#rock tumbling (sos)#harvest moon#cora clownposting content#cora.txt#suggestive#rock implications#i hate that every localization of this event finds a new way to poison me for my curiosity btw#if anyone knows german. if german is a real language. PLEASE contact me i need professional help with one of his lines#also if anyone knows french. if anyone cares. please contact me i have no immunity against french dialogue and he’s bewitching me#sillyposting#goofy posting#polls#spanish…. ‘i didn’t want to fumble around with condiments y’know? not my thing.’ UGH!!!!!! can’t believe him!!!#no ignore that he’s babey. look at those eyes he wouldn’t make you download a hard rock event
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