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he is severely scarred
the bear is neddbear btw
#he just seems the most offender y to me and other people i asked#fnaf 6#fnaf pizza sim#pizza simulator#fnaf#fnaf fanart#fnaf animation#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#neddbear#THIS IS THE LAST ONE#:DDDD#finally#uhh#man#mike afton#can you tell its my first time with animating hair#aw ma#i loved this series
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"Wow! What a cool thing! I sure hope the creators aren't massive fuckwa-"
#text post#why do all my fave things have to be made by the worst people#😭😭😭#FNaF#pizza tower#batim/batdr#i like the art separate from artist still#but can you guys stop being awful for FIVE SECONDS#real certified family guy death pose moment#gif#I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting about btw lol
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who else haunted by an apology you never got the chance to make???? 🤪🤪🤪
#this isn't too serious this is about my college roommate#i was awful and i think about it all the time and wish i could send her a pizza and say any resentment is justified i'm so sorry#but i don't keep track of people. i don't know her last name i don't know how to contact her or if she'd even want that#i just think about it constantly for some fucking reason#if you're out there....man i'm sorry i didn't try harder to be friends i was 19 and at my absolute worst#I'm sorry about the illegal rat cage i never cleaned#literally i wish i could pay you reparations you wouldn't have to say a word to me just receive 'you didn't deserve that' + 50 usd#i think part of why this particular memory is so persistent- and has been for years like it constantly comes up when i'm tired-#is because the stakes are relatively low#like i was just a shit. i was just annoying and unkind. and then we both moved on and i'm better now and i assume she's ok.#the scope of it is just small enough.... like a burr. in my brain.#I'm hoping if i throw this into the ether i won't think about it as much lol#m2a
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so uhhh we're still putting all our OCs into Pizza Tower right?
well here i dug an old boy out of the 2-year-old abandoned grave i'd left him in and, maybe i'll do something with him. we'll see.
his name is Welling. punny last name pending. he works at an office job he absolutely hates and goes to Peppino's Pizza on weekends as his comfort food joint. hopefully i will figure out more to do with this boy but for now, take him and be gentle *scampers off*
#god. the last time i drew him i was fucking awful at drawing people. i think i've gotten better. i hope. please. right?#......... also uhhhuh my. my uhh gay ass might've. influenced him a lot too. he definitely. did NOT used to look like this. 😓#..... fuzzy boi *COUGHING LOUDLY*#my art#oc art#pizza tower oc#..... i like scruffy hair okay??? i. i just wanna pet him. just a little. a tiny little tussle. that's all i ask.
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Hi since youre Italian and ive been arguing with my brother about the answer is my salmon mozzarella goat cheese pizza a mistake. It tasted good but I want your answer
i had to re-read this ask like 5 times. what the fuck. ma che cazzo
#asks#i had a whole thing where people suddenly kept sending cursed pizzas on my inbox to ask my opinion on them#don't let it start again. i'm glad it tasted nice for you because it sounds awful
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*Steps up to microphone* *Clears throat loudly* The Showbiz Mafia’s nothing more than a group of lonely, predatory men and if I die without seeing any of them ever again, it’ll still be too soon. ❤️
#I literally don’t care anymore I have personal experience with them being awful awful people#and at the risk of sound raunchy#I do not have time for them or their dickriders in my life ❤️#showbiz pizza
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thinking of that post that's like being a picky eater as a kid just means i get to experience the joy of trying so many foods as an adult. i have some new foods planned for this week after i move including stir fried sweet and sour veggies + rice and omurice (really simple fried rice... may add veggies to it later if i like it but one step at a time). will let you guys know how it goes
#shay speaks#i want to try and eat healthier and its going to start somewhere on god#i tried doing this last year but living with someone else really hindered my mental ability to do that#mostly bc. she took up so much space in our fridge#having my fridge and freezer 2 myself is going to help a lot i hope. and no other people to walk in on me cooking#it's going to be a slow process but i want to have a better relationship with food#my other goal is to have at least one higher effort meal a week. if not more but at least one#higher effort than making like maccy cheese or pizza rolls yeah?#also i was in the middle of typing my tags when my parents called me up for dinner and then served smth that makes my arfid#flare up. which is meatballs. they marinated the meatballs in the sauce which does wonders for my brain thinking smth is inedible#meat is still a hard no most of the time for me so uhm. not fun.#too many awful memories around that in particular. same with alfredo lmao i've briefly mentioned why i hate alfredo here before#horrible horrible sauce do not put me in the same room as it please and thankies#anyway.
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May I recommend a steel fishing net?
BBQ Girll: "OH #$%! Excuse me Burgz, but we have a rouge fishnugget on the loose!"
"We can't have this hurdle in our mission! Not on MY watch! HEY BURGZ, do you have any ideas on how we can secure this smackerel?!
BBQ Girll: "...Not a bad idea! Now, I don't have a steel net on me, but I'm sure this net some clampswag accidentally dropped will work just as fine! Just have to find it!"
"Found it!"
"Now, all I have to do is keep my back turned and wait until the perfect moment where I could say..."
BBQ Girll: "Great job Chuck! Grinding up that extra foodmatter was a smart idea you had! Now we can deal with this oversized cutlet properly!"
#WE ARE SO BACK PEOPLE! PIZZA HIATUS NO MORE!#hope I didn't make y'all wait too long heheh...#oh course it was a long wait but THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT-#anyways let's get back into the swing of things#pizza tower#story post#burgrr#bbq girll#burgrr tower#awful hospital#harmburger#grinding chuck
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I don't like many leaf foods because i don't like the taste of leaf, like i don't have the soap gene but i still don't like cilantro because it tastes like leaf, and i've just realized that i've never heard of anyone else having this issue with leaf foods.
Like to me there is this distinct leaf flavor that i don't like in most leaf foods, although the strength of the flavor varies and depending on the leaf food i can only taste it if i have it by itself, so many leaf foods i can still tolerate and enjoy, but some i can't stand.
#leafy greens#leaves#food#food preferences#picky eater#leaf doesn't feel like a word anymore lol#i never understood why people like cilantro so much#because to me it just tastes of leaf#i can still tolerate it tho because unless there's a ton on there i can't really taste it#it's interesting how on its own it's a very strong leaf flavor but it's also very easily overpowered by other flavors#i also hate basil a lot of the time#like when there's whole ass basil leaves on pizza#it's awful#the leaf basil flavor like soaks into the pizza#i also don't like when there's whole basil leaves in pasta#but i do like pesto#i think because the basil is in very tiny pieces and the other flavors overwhelm the leaf flavor#leaf flavor is also very easily overpowered by other flavors
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since when are there four serves in a single frozen pizza???
#tw food#tw calories#tw eating#tw calorie counting#tw food talk#im hoping that covers my bases i dont want to trigger anyone im just bitching#but since fucking when is a regular frozen pizza four serves??#who eats two slices of pizza????#what basis are serving sizes even based on#is it purely percentage? or do the heads of food actually think two slices of pizza constitutes a meal#bc i can tell you right now it fucking doesnt#ive been watching what i eat just in general then for funsies i wanted to see if i was in a calorie deficit#which i am which is cool i guess glad to know its not for nothing#but how the fuck are people supposed to do anything if a frozen pizza is four serves??#how else are they supposed to feel about themselves when they read that other than awful#who is that helping#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt
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yeah
#was carrying a pizza back to my dorm and it was rlly windy out#and it almost flew away from me multiple times#i was doing the thing i do where i narrate all my rhoughts aloud when i dont think anyone’s there to hear me#and i kid you not i went#“wow it’s genuinely in danger of flying aw- OH MY FUCKING GOD IT’S LIKE THE ONE SPONGEBOB EPISODE”#im not self conscious about doing this usually bc if people do hear me I get to weird them out and maybe give them a funny story to tell#i wanna be the random person people overhear saying weird shit out of context#i rarely get ti be on the recoeving end of that myself bc of auditory processing difficulties#can’t understand what people are saying in noisy enviornments unless I’m putting most of my attention into listening to them#so background chatter is incomprehensible#plum rambles#plum shitposts#discord chat#discord of if context#i mean. if you dont look at the tags its ooc
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You know, looking at a diet soda can it occurs to me that it might not be so wretched to me if the cans weren't so unpleasant
Like we know that things like color play a role in how our brain perceives things, and I realized looking at the can that they're always this bland but at the same time nasty looking silver and it just... it looks foul and I think that compounds with the fact that I also just plain don't like diet soda
My point here isn't to say anyone else shouldn't like diet soda, just how I never realized how much of an impact the can has on me not liking it... there's just something offputting about it to me
#I don't ever drink soda these days#like I drink so little soda that root beer is basically something I treat like a dessert at this point#and it's funny; cause I drank nothing but soda when I was a teen#it was just kinda like a switch flipped one day; no idea on why#which is a shame; cause I've known people who really really wanted to stop drinking soda and... I wish I could tell them what I did#but... I kinda didn't do anything; I just changed#would love if I could give practical advice#now; you'll never hear me shitting on people for drinking soda; or have me sitting here telling people how awful it is#we all know what soda is; I mean man... you wouldn't have helped me if you lectured me back when I was drinking nothing but soda#in fact you'd probably have held me back from whatever clicked to make me stop cause you would have annoyed me#...but I don't miss it; now it's so damn sweet to me cause I got sometimes years without drinking it#nah... occasional root beer at a specific pizza place or with dessert; that suits me just fine#anyway; what my real point was is take my thoughts on diet soda with that grain of salt that I don't like regular soda either#I'll take regular over diet any day cause I prefer the sweeteners... like... if it's gonna be a once in a blue moon thing#I know which sweetener I'd rather taste; and it's not gonna be that big a deal to me either way cause I have it so rarely#but yeah; when I make this observation know it comes from someone that never drinks soda#so it's not like my input is that important or useful#...and yet... I'm not gonna go look up how to spell it; but you know barques... barks? you know that one root beer has a silver can#and that wasn't as much of a problem though... I think that even though I liked it the can was a hang up for me that spoiled it a little#really I just like all the brands of root beer; they're all different; but all good in their own way#I should go to Japan and preform as a masochist for them; since my understanding is the general consensus there is#that root beer tastes like medicine; let me put on a show as a weird american who drinks the thing they think is bad and enjoys it
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oh hey trauma surrounding watching other people eat while you, if you're very lucky, get something approximately equivalent, but more realistically either get something significantly worse or have to provide your own unappetizing food. what's up, i didn't miss you
#i mean yeah i'm used to it#but that doesn't mean it doesn't fucking feel bad every time still#dietary restrictions: the joys thereof *depressed jazz hands*#personal#silvered words#in this case yeah i could try asking to see if i could get that equivalent#and in theory the worse they can say is no#but. honestly upon consideration. that'd be a pretty shitty no to get#so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk#if you have friends and family members with dietary restrictions (you probably do) don't do this do them.#do the bare courtesy of asking. yes there are some who will forever have to bring their own food but at least make a fucking effort to chec#and if you are at all able provide something equivalent for them to what is being provided for everyone else#don't make them have to choose between going hungry or hoping they have something they can bring#and if you've done that to anyone in the past frankly you owe them an apology#if you were the person this was done to. i'm so sorry you deserved better. you deserve good food and you deserve to get to eat with everyon#else#you deserve to partake in the human ritual of sharing a table and community as you eat together#it's so fucking awful to be on the outside of that#don't fucking do that to people#anyway dad got the visiting family pizza today and didn't check with me#i was going out anyway but like. not for supper#and i have a storebought glutenfree pizza in the freezer but that's.... really not the same as fresh regular pizza. believe it or not.#so everyone else got supper and once home i got to.... scrounge what i could find in a fridge full of food i can't eat.#cool. great. fantastic. love it.#anyway no points for guessing what i've been on and off spiraling about for the past. however long.
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is it weird i don’t like pizza that much??
idk if i’ve just never had good pizza or what. it’s always the sauce that gets me. why is it so sweet? why is it so acidic? it’s gross and i am sad.
#i used to like pizza#but less as i've gotten older#do i just not like pizza or have i never had good pizza? i don't know#but i do know tomato sauce annoys me people rarely make it good#and i think that'[s my main issue w/ pizza#the sauce is never good#i really want to get some of those rly good san marino tomatoes and make some homemade sauce someday#and settle once and for all if the problem is ME or the tomato sauce itself#i love mozzarella its my favorite cheese#but it can only do so much to cover up bad sauce#i just hate when it's so sweet and acidic that i can feel my acid reflux going GRRRRRRRR#my body doesn't take acid well#i'm picky about coffee too lol#literally nobody asked but fuck dunkin donuts coffee#it makes me nauseous instantly no matter how much cream i put in it#and also it tastes horrible#like burned#and awful#the only good thing at dunkin donuts is their toasted almond flavor#which is literally just almond extract#but i'm ok with that bc i adore almond extract#but yeah acidic coffee makes me nauseous too and it's not worth it bc it tastes bad too#acidic coffee and acidic tomato sauce r my mortal enemies#and don't get me started on lemonade...#i miss lemonade :(#but it had me sick in bed for three days so NO#never again#thoughts from faun
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today at lunch the guy next to me was offered 20 dollars by his friend to eat a whole orange like peel and all and he did it and it was really disturbing and it made a mess of orange juice that squirted onto the table and afterwards the friend said he didn't have the money and would give it next week once he got it from selling drugs because he sells drugs apparently and also said friend was also like you don't need to clean up your disgusting orange mess lmao the janitors will take care of it that's their job just leave it um.? what if i killed you
#i literally had to stay behind after the bell rang just to like attempt to clean it up. also the friend bought pizza but left the crusts#and then just left the bag and the crusts on the table and left. again. what if i killed you#i've never talked to the guy before but i've seen him around school and didn't like him based off that. ik you shouldn't judge people#on how they look but now i know he's an asshole so it's alright. he's ur typical skinny blue eyed blonde haired white boy but#he died his hair an artificial looking jet black for some reason and it looks awful on him. he also has a middle part but he evidently#doesn't shower and so it's just greasy and flat on his head but bounces while he moves all stupid. white kpop wannabe ass jerk
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...closing asks because im gonna be very busy soon (med school) and just letting received asks rot wouldn't help anyone
#pizza spaghetti#may or may not also be scared of random zios getting this account blocked since i also have a sideblog and i do NOT-#HAVE THE TIME TO RE-SET UP THAT BLOG AT ALL.#i uh. i got spooked by a couple ppl i've been following getting randomly nuked. and they were all pro palestine#people can be so fucking awful on this website and i do not want to catch their attention at all
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