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apicelladonna · 9 months ago
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Gellert, 1899: *starts a three way duel between him, Albus and Abeforth*
Gellert, 1932: *starts a three way duel between him, Albus and Abeforth*
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(don't mind me shitposting, it's been a long clinic shift)
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larrylimericks · 8 months ago
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12Jul24
Three hundred and fifty-six days Since last we saw Harry on stage, But tonight a duet! For Ms. Nicks’ Hyde Park set, And a Songbird who’s now flown away.
#larry#harry#harry styles#stevie nicks#bst hyde park#the sun tipped us off that harry would join stevie nicks on stage during her bst hyde park set in london tonight#the fandom was a frenzy waiting to see if it would actually happen#things were pretty well confirmed when the usual suspects started to appear#spotted on the vip platform: rob stringer; kid harpoon and wife jenny; chloe burcham and gemma; tommy bruce#shit got real when we got a photo of harry side stage#jeff was seen with him#(worth noting here that irving managed fleetwood mac at some point)#there were reports that lloyd was there and that pham was taking photos on stage#the presence of the harry parliament made it feel HS4-y#but harry seems to have been there simply to support stevie for an emotional performance#it was christine mcvie's birthday#she passed away in 2022#harry paid tribute to her with a custom ss daley hand-embroidered songbird pin on his ss daley suit#the embroidery is green and blue#the songbird pattern is inspired by an 1800s lithograph and an accompanying scarf shows four different birds#and while it may not be explicitly about larry ...#i can envision harry's smirk when asked which of the four birds he wanted stitched on the jacket#they sang stop draggin' my heart around and landslide#there was also a super cute moment when harry slipped a 'it's coming home' into the mic#not unlike his husband recently#and harry is rocking the beginnings of a skullet mullet#which i'd like to see him fully commit to#limerick-hs#july 12#2024
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p4nishers · 2 years ago
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crowley is about to pull some "if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more" shit im literally telling u
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brainrotcharacters · 7 months ago
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Have a romp in a Honda Odyssey now and fix your marital disagreements today!
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jakemyboy · 2 months ago
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'Tis the season to be festive. 😊🎄🧑‍🎄☃️
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losttranslator · 2 months ago
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see the ithaca saga was very good but I really wish odysseus had actually gotten into the specifics of what he's done when penelope asks beyond just 'left trails of red' and 'traded friends' and 'hurt lives'
Like, it's so painfully VAGUE that when Penelope says she doesn't care I'm still left thinking "okay but would you really not? would you not care about the baby murder if you knew about the baby murder?"
And it's not to say Penelope is wrong to forgive Odysseus or that she wouldn't still love him if she was told the details (beyond just 'woe is me I betrayed friends and shed blood yadda yadda'), but it would have a lot more impact if Ody actually listed everything explicitly instead of the age old 'I'm not the same man' and we saw Penelope's reaction to THAT
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ratatatastic · 8 months ago
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and may we find each other again just like we did before
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fortuna-majoris · 3 months ago
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Sonu and Titu (from Sonu ke Titu ki Sweety) ended up dating and getting married with 3 dogs and cozy house.
Also, Tera Yaar Hoon Main is so fucking LGBT+ coded like, it screams 'I am in love with my straight bestie (who is the closet) and I am PINNING'
Also Titu is so 'closeted gay' coded and Sonu is so fucking bisexual that I am not even kidding like what the writers think their ending is, in my ending they are happy together.
And it was during that Haldi scene where Sonu looks at Titu with pinning yet sad eyes that Sweety realises that Sonu is so gay for her fiance and she applies Haldi on him too? Like that scene could be expanded and Sonu ke Titu ki Sweety could've been the perfect gay romance with a supporting girl bestie but Noooo all women are gold diggers and hence the writers ruined her whole character
Also Titu searching for Sonu in the Baarat scene is so fucking romantic like bro you ain't waiting for the woman you are marrying you are looking for your 'bff' and Sonu helping Titu up on the horse while looking heartbroken and not looking at Titu is so meaningful. And then when he starts dancing for the love and friendship that he and Titu shared is such a nice moment while Titu looking at Sonu fondly. Like ughhh. And Sonu grabbing Titu's arm and both of their expressions changing (Titu looking fondly but not smiling and Sonu finally smiling a real smile) and Titu throwing money at Sonu and dancing like never before. The vindicated smile that Sweety gave to Titu during the Varmala scene and Titu just not letting the Varmala go.
You expect me to believe that this is is just bros being bros????
(And this is just one song)
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lupins-hehim-pussy · 9 months ago
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I think of so many stupid shenanigans between Wriothesley and his daughters in the Addison Lee verse. They tell Wriothesley crazy shit all the time, their daddy-daughter secrets, and it drives Neuvillette nuts that Wriothesley won't snitch.
Sigewinne, whispering into his ear: Today at school I punched a boy because he was being mean. I waited until it was recess, and made sure that no one was watching, and I punched him. Everyone knows he is a liar, so noooo one believed him when he cried about it. And Sigewinne is aaaalways a superstar so Mr Vautrin didn't suspect a thing !
Wriothesley, mildly concerned: Uh huh.
Sigewinne: Papa would say Sigewinne has to be nice to everyone, but, Sigewinne thinks bullies need to get punched sometimes, b'cos, b'cos otherwise, they think everyone is just gonna let them be mean
Wriothesley: Y'know what. That's fair
#They tend to play with him more than Neuvillette because he can match their energies#but Neuvillette usually is who they'd run to when they#need calmness and comfort#at night. when they're all asleep. Neuv would pin his husband down and be like. Tell me. Tell me the secrets.#and Wriothesley is like Noooooooo snitches get stitches Neuv#obviously if it's serious he'd let him know. but. if Carole comes up to him and is like daddy I secretly put a roach in Mr Vautrin's lunch#he'd be like. Did he think it was yummy?#and Carole is like aheeheeehee noooo don't be silly !! It was a prank and the roach was plastic so he can't eat it anyway#ingital#also vautrin teaches all 3 of their kids#for like. first grade#so he's basically a family friend at this point#I also have this stupid#scene in my head. the Swear Jar. I imagine like swear words in the Wriollette household is a hotly debated topic. because Daddy say it#aaaaaall the time. And Wriothesley doesn't believe in banning words. He explains it to the kids when they ask but he's like. You can be#just as hurtful. if not more. with words that are not considered 'bad'. You can still be mean without saying fuck. The point is to be nice#and daddy is nice isn't he. even if he says bad words sometimes.#but neuvillette is like No. No Bad Words. It is considered socially inappropriate for your age group. When you are older#you can decide if you want to use them. however. there are some rules in the classroom and I do not want you girls to get into trouble.#if you get into the habit of cursing like your dad. it'd be hard to keep away from them when you are in class. and bad words frighten papa#so. I ask that you ladies do not use them.#but like I don't think. they'd Punish the kids. the swear jar isn't even like. a punishment. it is a swear tax. every time you say bad word#you have to pay the swear tax. and whatever's in the jar gets taken out for ice cream or whatever to make papa feel better#[ this is how wriothesley explain it ]#and it leads to stuff like. The girls being considerate to Neuvillette firstly (he isn't actually all that bothered he's more scared#of the social repercussions for the girls. But they think he's Scared Of All Bad Words)#so they'd be like. papa cover your ears. I am going to say frightening words. FUCK YOU TIMMY. and then they pay their swear tax#and when Wriothesley curse in front of Neuvillette. the girls are like stop it. you will frighten papa. pay the swear tax NOW#we must acquire the icecream for papa. lest he gets so frightened he runs away forever. and wriothesley is like oh shit yeah that'd be bad#and theyre like DADDY. STOP IT
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apicelladonna · 2 months ago
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I know it's stupid but hey maybe Gellert got accidentally drunk one winter evening so hard that even Vinda couldn't stop it as her boss transfigured some lederhosen, took some sexy pictures and owled it to Albus's office in Hogwarts with some shitty caption along the lines of
"You miss this xxx"
And it's this sexy pose by the fireplace in Nurmengard:
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The pic remains hidden in the nook of the pensieve-
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zaneypng · 17 days ago
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heeaara · 27 days ago
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THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. ♡♡
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beepject · 10 months ago
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quick mephone4 gijinka...huff....huffs.......
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Stupid
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therockstarsmuse · 1 month ago
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Pretty eyes
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slusheeduck · 1 year ago
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Kidnapped
Astarion's siblings succeed in getting him back to the manor--but he's stronger now. Plus he has a very, very pissed-off partner. Another canon deviation because I was NOT happy with how this scene played out in game. Warning for egregious dialogue-lifting.
One lucky shot. Just one, in the blink of an eye. That was all it took for Astarion to go down, and Leon was on him in an instant.
“I’ll take Astarion to the master. The rest of you, deal with the witnesses.”
“No!” The word came out as a snarl, and Falerin lunged at Leon. But he and Astarion were already gone, and Aurelia was able to get a lucky slash in to send him stumbling back. “Astarion!”
He slammed his glaive down, sending a Shatter through the remain vampires. From there, it was easy work making them puff away to safety. Once the last of the spawn were gone, he bolted to the door, only to get caught by several pairs of hands.
“Let me go,” he shouted to the others. “We have to get Astarion! He’s…Cazador’s going to…”
“It’s the middle of the night, Falerin,” Gale said, trying his best to be the voice of reason. “Storming a vampire’s fortress now is suicide.”
Falerin grit his teeth. “We can manage it. We’ve managed worse. If we can just go now, we—”
“We will rescue him,” Wyll said, straining to keep Falerin in place as Halsin readjusted his grip on him. “But in the morning. Otherwise Cazador will—”
“I’ll put Cazador’s head on a fucking pike myself!”
There was no getting him to see reason. With a pained look between the group, Gale quickly cast Sleep under his breath. Falerin fought it as best he could, but still, he could only do so much before the magic overtook him, going unconscious in Halsin’s arms.
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The moment Astarion’s consciousness came back, he knew exactly where he was. The cold stone beneath him, the acrid smell of dried blood, the creak of bones—he was in the Kennel. He’d done something wrong again. If only he could remember what—he’d gotten fairly good at figuring out how long he’d be left to Godey’s whims based on how he’d angered Cazador.
“Nasty little runaway. But you always find your way back to Godey, hmm?”
Wait. Astarion’s eyes flew open. He wasn’t Cazador’s pet anymore, not with the tadpole. He’d been stolen. He scrambled up to his feet, breathing quickly as the skeleton looked over him.
“If I had my way, I’d saw off your legs—that’d put a stop to your wandering!” Godey spat. “But the master says no. Says he needs all your blood on the inside for the Mass.” He raised his hand, pointing at Astarion as he stepped closer. “But he needs you obedient, too. No barking, no biting, no struggling—a well-behaved little doggie.”
Astarion’s lips drew back. “I’ll never do what he tells me again,” he spat out, ready to strike. “I’d rather die.”
“Oh, you’ll do both,” Godey shot back, red light flooding his sockets. “You’ll do whatever he requires!”
With a flash of red magic, Astarion found his arms bound and raised up over his head, like they had been so many times before. A familiar fear clenched his throat shut, body already bracing for the pain. Cazador’s will probed at his mind, searching for just the right place to strike to make him his well-behaved little spawn. All Astarion had seen—the horrors, the wonders, the triumphs of battles, the comfort of the fire, a hand wrapped tightly around his—all of it was suddenly inconsequential. Only one thing mattered: Cazador. It was as if he’d never escaped him. Astarion grit his teeth, waiting for the bindings of servitude. Cazador would win. He always did. He always would.
Except…not with him.
He was his own master now. His agency, his will, his desires, all of it was stronger than anything Cazador could do. As he felt the tendrils of Cazador’s command try to take hold of him, he shrugged them off, easy as breathing, and he wrenched his hands free of Godey’s restraints.
Godey stumbled back in shock. “Impossible,” he growled out. “You’re a spawn—know your place!”
Oh, he so wanted to give some pithy little comeback to that, but this moment was two centuries in the making. He was stronger, smarter, and free, and the first thing to do with that freedom was to get rid of Cazador’s favorite dog trainer.
As red flooded Godey’s sockets again, Astarion was quick to cast mirror image—three Astarions in the kennel, and the skeleton didn’t know which one to hit. It bought him a bit of time to think—his weapons were probably locked away, and with his shirt gone, he was terribly exposed. But he had a few things he could work with.
As Godey went to strike one of the mirror images, it dissipated. Before the skeleton could whirl around, a sharp “Ignis!” sent a fireball right at his skull. As he stumbled, Astarion grabbed a rusted mace from the ground—he had no idea how to use it, but that didn’t matter. It was heavy, it was swingable, and it would hurt. He slammed it right into Godey’s ribcage, and the skeleton went to pieces on the ground.
Astarion stayed tense until he was sure the bones stayed still. Well. Godey wasn’t all that durable, was he? But then, he never had to be.
He dropped the mace, then walked over to Godey’s skull. It had rolled a few feet away from the body, sockets staring overhead. He stared down at it for a long moment, then, with a snarl of rage, he slammed his boot right onto it, shattering it. Then he stomped down again, and again. Over and over until the bone was nothing more than dust under his feet.
Astarion panted as he finally stepped back, chest heaving. That felt good. That felt so immeasurably good. He wanted to bask in it, but there was no time for that. He took a deep breath to steady himself, then went to the rest of Godey’s remains, searching through them. There, a key for the chest. That was all he really needed, but he couldn’t resist sliding off the Szarr signet ring as well. A little trophy for himself.
Now to see about getting the hells out of here. ~
Falerin had been silent as they went through the streets of the Lower City, leaving the others to ask about the whereabouts of Szarr manor. He was having a big to-do soon, apparently, so getting answers wasn’t as hard as it should have been.
“Heading to Szarr’s place?” one man had called after a woman pointed them in the right direction. “You’re just in time. He’s about to ascend, and he’ll be raising up all those with his favor.” He grinned. “I’m one of ‘em.”
“Then if I were you, I’d leave town now,” Gale said flatly.
The man scoffed. “And miss the eternal gift? Hardly.” He gave a little chuckle. “One of the whispers going ‘round is we’ll be able to get some quality time with his favorites. One of ‘em’s a prissy little elf—curly hair, smart mouth. Wouldn’t mind putting that mouth to some good—”
He didn’t get to finish his thought. As he spoke, Falerin strode right over to him, grabbing him by his shirt. Before any of the others could stop him, he slammed his head against the man’s forehead with an unpleasant crack.
The man went down, and Falerin stumbled back, hissing in pain as he cradled his head. “Ow, ow ow. Fuck, that hurt.”
“Well, what did you think would happen?” Gale said, though he wasn’t nearly as exasperated as he’d normally be. Karlach went to (gently) pat his back.
“He deserved it. Wish I’d thought to do that myself.” She gave a little smile. “Bet Fangs’ll love hearing about this.”
Falerin let out a sharp breath, then stood up straight. “Then let’s find him. We know where we’re going now.”
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It was odd, and he’d never be able to explain it, but there was something almost giddy in Astarion as he let himself out of the Kennel. He smoothed down his shirt, looking around. No sign of any of his siblings, just the fanatics tending to the manor. It must be daytime, then. Good.
It wouldn’t do to stride about like he’d been doing out in the wilds. Even the servants would know that he’d gone missing—they probably lost a few from the fit Cazador had no doubt had—and so seeing him back would be noticed as well. And there was no doubt that some eager vampire-hopeful would mention that to Cazador.
But they still deferred to “the favorites”, and none of them would interact if there was nothing suspicious about him. So, as he stepped into the hall, he made a show of holding his arm awkwardly, as if he were nursing a break, keeping his chin high but eyes hollow. He’d walked just like this plenty of times before.
He just had to get out to the sun. He’d be untouchable during the daytime—and if he could get to the others, he’d be safe. They could plan their next move then. He didn’t dare try and think of anything in detail. He’d thrown off Cazador’s control, but who knew what he might glean if he tried again? Gods, if he found out about Fa—
No. No names. If he must think, he’d do it in Thieves Cant. If it worked against the Absolutists, it’d work against him.
He nearly made it to a door, but was stopped dead in his tracks by a dwarf bustling in, cleaning like her life depended on it. She looked up at him and gasped.
“O-oh! Master Astarion, you’re back!” She clapped her hands together. “Master Cazador will be so pleased.”
Shit.
He could kill her, but that’d leave a mess. Talk his way out of it? He’d been known to be cruel to the fanatics—all of them had, from time to time—but that might still get around. Wait. Oh, he was an idiot—he had a tadpole.
He fixed his eyes on hers, feeling the familiar surge of power in his head. Just a little Charm, just to get her to back off.
“I’m surprising him,” he said, voice low. “He’ll be so glad I’ve found my way back. You wouldn’t want to ruin the surprise, would you?”
The dwarf’s eyes went glassy; the charm took. Thank fuck.
“No…” she said vaguely.
“Of course you wouldn’t. That’s why you’ll forget I was here. Now, scurry along. There’s lots to do before the Mass, isn’t there?” He shooed her off, watching intently as she bowed her head and went back through the door she’d come through, muttering about how much work there was still to do to make the Mass perfect.
He waited a moment more, listening, then quickly opened the door. The bright gold of daylight greeted him, and he slipped out into the sun.
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“Let us pass,” Falerin hissed at a halfling lounging against the ladder in the property’s south tower.
“All are welcome,” he said, voice sing-song with drink. Apparently Cazador’s favored had started the celebration early—everyone in the tower stank of cheap ale. It was easy to get in; it was harder getting them to register anything they were saying.
“I know I’m welcome. Let us pass,” Falerin said through his teeth.
“Mm, you’re fine right here,” he said. “All of Baldur’s Gate’s gonna get to see it. I can’t wait. Been scrubbing down this tower for nearly a decade, and it’s paying off.”
“Listen here, I am this close to…” Falerin trailed off as Karlach patted his shoulder.
“I’ve got this one, soldier,” she said. She nudged him back, then heaved up the halfling straight into the air. He didn’t seem all that bothered, even as she dropped him off to the side. The others in the tower just laughed—what great fun.
Falerin made a note to thank her later; for now, he climbed straight up the ladder. Where would Astarion be? There must be some…torture chamber or prison cell or something, but would that be beneath the castle? Or maybe a tower? Gods, what if the ritual started? What if Astarion was…?
“Falerin?”
He just barely caught the voice, but he knew that voice better than anyone else’s. His head shot up, and his eyes widened as he caught silver hair glinting in the sunlight.
“Astarion!”
He didn’t wait for the others to come up the ladder; he sprinted across the top of the wall, nearly stumbling in his haste to get to the vampire. Astarion ran to meet him, and the two collided in a hug so tight it was nearly painful. Falerin’s hand immediately went to stroke Astarion’s hair as the elf buried his face into his shoulder, clinging to him.
“I’ve got you, I’ve got you,” he whispered, voice breaking. “My gods. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.” For a long moment, he simply held Astarion as tightly as he could, cradling his head and pressing his cheek to his temple. Finally, he let out a shuddering breath as he gently brought Astarion’s head up to look over his face. “Are you okay? Are you hurt?”
Astarion shook his head. “I…I pushed back against him,” he said, giving a weak little laugh. “Cazador tried to take me back, and he failed.” He pressed his cheek against Falerin’s hand, looking up at him. “I really am free…for now, at least.”
Falerin swallowed, thumb stroking Astarion’s cheekbone. “Let’s go,” he said quietly. “Let’s just go. Get away from this. He can’t do the ceremony without you.”
Astarion looked up with soft eyes. He was considering it. But his mouth went into a straight line, and he shook his head. “No. No, we’re ending this before nightfall. Every second that cunt breathes is another chance he’ll try to do this again. We have to kill him now.”
Falerin looked over him for a moment, then pulled him in to press a long kiss to his forehead. “Okay. Let’s end this. I'll be at your side the whole way.” Casual Banter Masterpost
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ratatatastic · 6 months ago
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thinking a lot about ekky organising a fishing trip (the sturgeon tagging trip if you will) for some of the boys back in like february-ish* and with the knowledge that ekky has taken forsy out deepsea fishing this season do you know what its like going oh so he took him lakefishing in BC...oh okay
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and also we got this shot of ekky manning a rod while forsy stands behind him like thats not- okay
#the sturgeon tagging trip haunts me in ways you dont understand#like oh so its ekky forsy and benny on one boat while mikksy monty and bobby are on the other?#like oh youve orchestrated this so youd be on boat stranded with the gems youre madly in love with#smooth ekky real smooth#taking your husband on a lake fishing trip to appease him and smooth over your deepsea superiority campaign...yeah#LIKE I THINK A LOT ABOUT BENNY EKKY AND FORSY ON THE SAME BOAT????#the m²bobby boat is just mikksy peacefully fishing while monty is fighting for his life trying to reel up a sturgeon#and bobby just stands there looking pretty#meanwhile ekky is trying his damndest to not act like a 12 year old boy while being stranded on a boat with 2 hot bitches he cannot handle#i also very much think about how the playersonly cast was teasing forsy if ekky asks him to reel up fish for him since hes so strong#and he was like no he doesnt he has an electric rigger :(#so you can imagine how happy forsy is at the prospect to being put to work during the sturgeon trip (reeling in big fish for ekky)#i could write so much prose of the homoeroticism of leaning over a mans shoulder#to pin him between your body and the rod. grunting in his ear all the while as you help him reel in a big one.#theres a lot here and im not nearly enough of a scholar to put it all to words#yeah i think forsblad flirt through fishing. dont you?#*also february-ish because the timeline here is murky because it the earliest this was posted about was feb 17#and on that day they were playing against the bolts on the road. and before that they were playing against the pens and sabres.#and theres like that stretch at home before that. and byeweek. and yeah. februaryish i suppose
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