slusheeduck
I'm Dressin' Up Like A Crow
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I'm turnin' into some rats
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slusheeduck · 7 minutes ago
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Mari Lwyd meme.
“I wish all [PEOPLE WHO HAVE HOUSES]
A very [LET ME IN]”
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slusheeduck · 8 hours ago
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Finding out that Lancelot was apparently the invention of a french writer is absolutely hysterical to me. 12th century french poet sitting around reading arthurian romances and thinking "yeah these stories are pretty good but I think what they really need is a french guy who shows up and fucks arthurs wife"
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slusheeduck · 10 hours ago
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slusheeduck · 12 hours ago
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Did You Know: Sotha Sil tried to turn his closest companions into immortal machines? Unfortunately the process of transferring the souls of Saint Felms, Llothis, and Olms into their new bodies drove them insane in the process. Their caretaker remained hopeful Sil would save them, but also acknowledged that the god had only visited them a single time since he was given that duty.
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slusheeduck · 14 hours ago
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some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 
swiggity swag
the D
wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
“ hello______, im dad “ 
AYYY LMAO
W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 
 perfect _____ don’t exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
we’ve come full circle ! 
life hack :
[ __________ INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile. 
mahogany 
*sweats nervously*
same. 
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES
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slusheeduck · 14 hours ago
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something I adore about jack skellington is that he’s never really mean or dismissive to sally, he’s just autistic and oblivious and frankly dumb as all shit
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slusheeduck · 1 day ago
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slusheeduck · 1 day ago
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mindinge my own business
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slusheeduck · 1 day ago
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Dire news for local twinks. Ambessa is in town and now Mel must make sure her boyfriend hides his boyfriend for his own good
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slusheeduck · 1 day ago
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indrik
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slusheeduck · 1 day ago
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Daughters of Jerusalem with egregiously bisexual Sid Carter my beloved
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slusheeduck · 1 day ago
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Whenever Father Brown and Flambeau communicate, it feels like high-level wizards slinging cantrips and spells at one another because they speak in a world of dance.
It feels so... raw between them, like a dance, I don't know how to explain it, but whatever John Light and Mark Williams do when they communicate as their characters sure gets me going.
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slusheeduck · 1 day ago
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tired of the non sense im goinge to sleep
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slusheeduck · 1 day ago
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do they remember me as a hero who helped defeat molag bal? no. do they remember me as a vessel of meridia? no. but you get caught eating bread shirtless after seducing a woman ONCE......
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slusheeduck · 1 day ago
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WRATH OF AURI-EL / BANE OF ARKAY / THIEF OF WINDS
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slusheeduck · 1 day ago
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You know it's not the same
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As it was
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(This comparison has been living in my head rent-free for like a week)
Top gif is by @montabeau
Bottom gif is by @sidneycarter
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slusheeduck · 2 days ago
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Father Brown as memes and cursed images part 10! Woooooo🥳
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