#MY HUSBAND.

[heeaara]

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. ♡♡

[n0rthernghostbat]

look at my husband

hes so done

[swordwife]

RRRRHAAAAAAAAAGHGHG

[malboraslihan]

@mythvlogie sent a ‘  📸  ‘ for pictures rory took of grayson

contact photo: her stupid ass getting back at him for taking too many pictures of her and just saying she wants pictures of him too.. though hers are always with her phone and terrible cause she can not stop laughing to save her life. this one actually turned out good though and she loves it when he has his camera so it’s why she made it his contact photo.

top: when they’re finally happy and nothing is going incredibly wrong for the first time in their lives it feels almost insane. her just taking a picture of him in bed, on a sunday morning while he cuddles their dog.. sending it to patrick as she talks to him about how she’s finally happy with her life and where it’s going. 

left: she just hadn’t gotten used to him being in her house after he moved in so she probably has tons of those on her phone, just capturing the moments they’re having together like watching movies late at night and hanging out while their wait for their food... just waiting for the moment he’s gonna move out and leave her again so she’s trying to save those.

center: an old photo.. from when they were dating the first time, just trying to adopt a dog together at the shelter and grayson is so happy around them that she just starts taking photos.. they didn’t end up taking any dog that day but a few years later they go back and do but she’s held onto those pictures for sooo long cause he has the prettiest smile.

right: a photo of a photo, just a polaroid rory found when she was going through her things after patrick moved away. probably took it to send it to him and then remembered they weren’t on speaking terms anymore cause they had broken up.. kept it ever since but she somehow always forgets to show it to him. until at some point she finds the polaroid again and puts it on her freezer, their freezer now since he moved in.  

[brightlotusmoon]

[mamatater]

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

[mod2amaryllis]

i love being married to a straight guy. this morning we were parallel chilling and i glance at his computer and he's watching a drill fight tournament. as in, guys attaching drills to the same rod and turning them on until one breaks. to find the strongest drill. jose noticed me staring and rolled out of the way so i could see the screen. he knew every drill brand and told me their quality and price. i watched the whole thing without comment. the violence was enchanting. i never would have found this. he's a vector to an entirely alien, often beautiful, world.

[ameba-from-space]

[luxury-nightmare]

Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-

Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed

Odysseus: what, no!

Penelope: that’s my husband

Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many

Penelope: I don’t give a shit

Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-

Penelope: And I would’ve done the same

Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors

Penelope: and you look fantastic

Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON

Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you

[nipuni]

Aziraphale and Crowley in Hades style! 😊

A speedpaint video of these will be available at my Patreon on june 1st along with the 10th doctor one!

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[camilleflyingrotten]

Thinking about the Good Omens S1 body swap…

LATER

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Penelope's final gambit, you will always be famous, no matter the subtext.

[icaruspendragon]

babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe

[number1spencerreidstan]

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.