#pink pearl is a farmer

[miserytrain]

[blondebedroom]

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[ashleybunni]

𝒻𝒶𝓇𝓂𝑒𝓇’𝓈 𝒹𝒶𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉𝑒𝓇

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[sugarstasia]

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[5thcult]

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[rhinestoneprincess]

[lanadelrey2009]

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Me when Lana drops Lasso:

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[justpoliteconversations]

Fool's Bet [Hyrule + Reader]

You made a bet you shouldn't have. And almost lost.

Just something to share while my brain fizzes for while on the rediscovered trash heap. This is pretty rough, but I'll take some time later to edit it.

Masterlist

TW: Choosing not to disclose. Read at your own discretion.

Disclaimer: Don't own The Legend of Zelda franchise. Linked Universe is the fan creation of jojo56830.

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It was those eyes. That damned honey sweet gaze shimmering under thick, dark lashes and lighting up the delicate constellation of freckles dusting tanned cheeks beneath. It was the glossy tears (fat and shiny and fake as hell, but so damned pretty against the wide round of his dark eyes) rimming those lashes like a string of pearls.

It was the way earthy brown rings melted into golden specks of starlight peeking through the warm swirl of honey and chocolate. How light and shadows intermixed and brought forth an innocent (deceitful) glimmer of pleading. Like fairy chimes in the night. Soft as a whisper, sweet as peach flesh.

Dangerous. Tempting. (Chime.)

Trusted.

"Please." Hyrule pleaded (whispered? chimed?), those bewitching (enchanting) eyes locked on yours. Brows softened and pulled just so into an expression so beguiling, so ingenuous, it pulled a sweat to your own (manipulative, pointy-eared little bastard. damn fairy-borne liar and trickster). "I made it for you!" (Chime.)

You hesitated (a mistake. a death sentence).

Behind you War's quiet curse felt like tiny fairies' feet dancing upon your grave. Sky's mumbled prayer the solemn temple bell tolling over the final, sacred grounds at dusk.

Time gazed upon you with pity. And glee. The light of mischief shining in his hooded eye like moonlight on still water.

(Fairy boy, indeed. May cuccos sully your boots next you rest, farmer boy.)

Hyrule smiled softly then. Lower lip wobbling, the tip of his nose and curved sharp of his cheekbones flushed pink. Ears pinned tight against his thick, dark curls. Beautiful little waves that fluttered in the wind and curled softly against his face and delicate neck.

(The very picture of harmless vulnerability.)

(The perfect little mask. Hiding a gleeful little smile caged around a fae giggle.)

(Chime.)

Your heart thundered at the sight of it, and you swallowed thickly around the knot pulsing in the tender flesh of your throat. Your wide, searching eyes scanning, pleading, begging.

Eyes glanced away from yours in shame (Twilight having to step away entirely, lest he be drawn into a battle he has no chance of escaping unscaved. so moved to compassion as he is by your plight). Though some meet yours with amusement (may your pantless legs be besieged by ticks, bunny boy. And your beloved winds blow seagull shit into your hair, sailor).

(Chime.)

Warm (uncomfortably so. like sitting too close to an open flame), callous-roughened fingers touch the sensitive skin on the back of your hand, drawing you out of your internal cursing (and panic). And from one breath to the next, your lock eyes with the man (fae-borne. liar. trickster. trusted. enchanting) once more and your fall back down into the depths of an emotional whirlwind.

The gleam of honey and gold and enchanting (bewitching) (chime) light swirl in the melting warmth of brown. Dazzling and beloved.

Something is put in your hands. Warm (too warm) fingers wrap around yours.

(What is that?) (Chime.)

"It's good." Hyrule says (whispers? echoes? chimes?) reassuringly, brows still so pleading and eyes so sad. So sad. So sad.

White, straight bones caged by slips of pink, curled flesh. Gold and honey and-

Your hands are moving. Your eyes have not (cannot) break away.

"You can do it." Hyrule encourages (whispers? echoes? chimes?), his hands on yours. Moving. Guiding. (Chiming. Chiming. Commanding.)

A gasp. Someone has to support Sky as he goes feint. Legend's eyes are wide and intently focused. Bright, bright blue and fixated on the atrocity (and curiosity) being committed in front of him.

It's lost to you.

Your mouth opens. The gold is so strong now. Stronger than the honey. The brown. The light.

Stronger than you.

(You're salivating like a dog.)

"What in the Goddess' name are you doing?" Four was suddenly there (where did he come from?), his hand snatching your closed(?) fist away from your face (when had it gotten there?). His expression twisted in some unreadable combination of amusement and frustration. "Hylia give me the strength to deal with these fools."

The gold vanished. Hyrule's eyes dimmed to dark, honey brown. Expression relaxing into a small, embarrassed and natural grin (bright and warm as sunshine. nothing like the intoxicating honey sweet of before). "Don't be mad, Four! They bet me 50 rupees I couldn't charm them into eating my rations!" Four made a face that clearly expressed how much he didn't approve of such an idiotic wager.

None of that mattered to you though. Because you were free once more. Of body and of mind.

And you were holding to most putrid slab of meat you (and probably any of the chain besides Hyrule) had ever come across. The congealed grease of the half dried meat ribbons oozing between your fingers and weaving cold, shinning paths of pinkish-orange gelatin down your wrists and one unfortunate elbow.

On your bottom lip. Something cool dripped down your chin. Down your neck. Pooled at you collarbones.

Twilight, keeping his distance (from the horrendous stretch more than anything) but with eyes full of concern, cast you a pitying glance. "You okay there?"

Eight pairs of eyes found you. Just in time to watch you empty your stomach contents all over your grease streaked hands and boots.

Unsurprisingly, Hyrule was the only one who was surprised by this sudden turn of events. "The Meat!"

And somewhere in the forest, leaning over a freshly hunted buck, Wild's hand twitched with the unexplainable impulse to pinch Hyrule right on the ear. Hard.

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Time to rest now.

[moondirti]

call of duty masterlist.

darkfics are in red / mostly female readers! MDNI / AO3

cigarettes out the window ONESHOT. EXPLICIT. 9K WORDS

" It’s not hard to believe that the sidewalk could collapse in the weight of his presence. A distinct vacuum, all consuming yet contained. You wonder if he wears those layers for varied causes. Forked paths; keep out, stay in. " or: stakeouts and cigarettes

↳ IN THE SAME VERSE: jealousy / shotgun / nsfw alphabet / sad sex.

give peace a chance ONESHOT. EXPLICIT. 3K

" He’s surrounded by the safe walls of your home, but he’s in over his head. " or: you’re always there, waiting for him

cabin fever ONGOING. DARKFIC. 15K+

“Aren’t you supposed to be an– an animal… Or something.” You choke. “Or something.” It answers. or: you are a witch trapped at home by a devastating blizzard. ghost is the demon that answers your call. 

↳ CHAPTERS: part one. / part two. / part three

birdhouse ONESHOT. DARKFIC. 3K

" Aching jowls, frothy lips. Ageing, dirty beast – thrown the most delectable fucking bone. Because it's her. Cut straight from the centrefold of his favourite magazine and pasted a mere four feet away. " or: simon sees a familiar face.

jigsaws masterlist / THE SURGEON VERSE twice to own you masterlist / THE SAFEHOUSE VERSE

corruption / 18+ DRABBLE. praise / SFW DRABBLE. sunshine / SFW DRABBLE. rain / 18+ DRABBLE abrasive / 18+ DRABBLE the journal / 18+ DRABBLE hardware / SFW DRABBLE

thirsts –

teasing / taking charge / miscellaneous / throat fucking / chronically ill / nipple play / freak / ugly brute / rimjobs / watersports

charcoal. ONESHOT. EXPLICIT. 2K

" This is what the poets eulogise, this ‘swete breeth’ reverence. Zephyrus – he’s zephyr adjacent – the god of westerly wind. But he places you on a shrine like he’s not the being made of sun; touches you with a prayer imbued into his callouses – barnacled reminders of his life as Soap. " or: you and johnny draw portraits of one another

detectives / SFW DRABBLE

thirsts —

spit / what do i even call this / privateer / gooners / too much / sick

genesis ONESHOT. EXPLICIT. 8K

" It’s the first time you truly see him – this much of him, anyway. And he’s startlingly younger than you would’ve thought, hair still packed a uniform brown, the occasional wisp of grey speckled in the midst. " or: the progression of a spite-fuelled relationship

a pearl ONESHOT. EXPLICIT. 2k

" Still scarred; you don’t think he’s ever not been. Still scarred, yet vivid enough to accept a gentle caress he said helped muffle the phantom pain. He’d tell you the stories as you did (hardly ever pleasant), and you’d cherished them enough to remember." or: what follows bloodshed

angel of small death ONESHOT. EXPLICIT. 7k.

" So he sticks to what he has. Old familiars. Noxious inhibitors, palmed for upwards of ten pounds, crafted for old dodgers like himself. Tobacco, dry whiskey. Nicotine to spout fire to his hindbrain. Cheap, easy accesses that sate the itch behind his eyes, so long as he lights another. Ouroboros. It feeds itself and lasts. (Until you come off the tail end that is, and sever the loop with your own, clever little hands.) " or: he sees you when his vices take hold

thirsts –

romantic / forearms / farmer price / cockwarming

pink in the night STALKER x BALLERINA

part one. / part two.

best friend series

humping. / beach trip. / working your boys.

thirsts –

proving a point / tongue sucking / complex / arabic

antependium (slaughterhouse) ONESHOT. EXPLICIT. 3K WORDS

" The captain has not faded from the foreground. Though he sits, perched in an armchair across the parlour, Kyle still feels him weaving iron filigrees of influence around their every limb. Like he's standing above them, puppeteering — or, rather, making good of the years of practised obedience, their bodies whittled into vessels for his will. " or: a gangbang

the dahlia verse GHOAP x PREG! READER.

part one. / part two. / part three. / part four.

miss magic GHOAP x NANNY! READER.

part one. / part two.

↳ IN THE SAME VERSE: mother's day. appraisal / PRICEGAZ x f! READER hard to get / GHOAP x f! READER birdwatching / GHOAP x READER working your boys / SOAPGAZ x READER sharing is caring / 141 x f! READER protect your peace / GHOAP x READER he was mine first / SOAPGAZ x READER

thirsts –

the 141's top kinks / lingerie preferences / yoga headcanons / soapgaz / handle

subbing / RUDOLFO PARRA wing man / RUDOLFO PARRA

[adina123]

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is known for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

[marabelle5]

Pink Sheep

fWhip fiddled with levers in his forge, thinking about the one blood sheep Sausage had put in the Grimlands. Then he had an idea. If he got the blood sheep and turned it to a different color would it make it not a blood sheep? He got up from his chair and dashed out. The Count passed a servant, almost knocking a plate from her hand. 

He grabbed the blood sheep from the lab and brought it to the forge. 

“Okay, now stand there.” He moved the sheep on to the pedestal. And he scanned the shelves of organized stuff. Then he found what he was looking for: pink dye.

 He put it in. And flipped the levers, he was flown back, the world looked pink. He took off his goggles. fWhip dusted himself off. Thankfully not everything got too pink. He looked up at the sheep which was now pink so it might have worked. The door opened. fWhip turned to see his sister in the doorway.

“What are you doing?” She exclaimed. “I heard a loud bang and ran up here. Why did you dye your hair pink?”

“Well I was seeing if I could make a blood sheep not a blood sheep if I changed the color of it- wait was the last part?” 

“Why did you dye your hair pink?” The Wizard repeated crossing her arms.

“What.” The Count replied. He ran to the only mirror in the forge. He sank to his knees. “Noooo. I’m never going to hear the end of this.” Gem giggled. The forge doors opened and the Farmer Queen of Gilded Helianthia and the Mage King of Mythland walked in.

Pearl had a basket of bread in her hands. She smiled and Sausage smirked.

“Nice hair mate.” She said putting the basket on one of the tables. fWhip sat on the floor, his legs out in front of him and arms crossed with a piece of bread in his hand. Sausage opened his mouth.

“Hey fWhip you trying out a ne-HEY!” fWhip threw the bread at him. Then he turned to Gem.

“So Gem can your hat-”

“No, I don't want to hear it.”

This is for @sigma-time-lord for voting Rosebling in the siblings torment which you should go do. Nudge nudge wink wink.

[theanonymousclown]

Tell a friend to tell a friend- She’s BAAACK!!

This is an Owl House/Steven Universe AU, specifically an ‘SU in TOH’ variant!

Casual Kiddos + Season 1 Adults

So in Season 1, a human named Steven wanders into the dimension of Homeworld. He is quickly accepted into the fold of The Crystal House, a home for three outlaws Witches who came together- Garnet, the daughter of a Wild Witch (Ruby) and an upstanding Demon (Sapphire), Pearl, a former Guard for the Covens before defecting, and Amethyst, a cursed Witch.

Steven and Amethyst start in the Detention Track…

But quickly chose to Multi-Track. Amethyst studies Beastkeeping, Construction, Illusions and Abominations. Meanwhile, Steven starts out studying Healing and Plants, but expands to Beastkeeping, Oracle, and Illusions to learn the type of magic that the other Gems learned (Amethyst, Garnet and Pearl in that order)

Season 2 happens then (featuring the new uniforms) and the Crystal Gems have to deal with the three Main Heads- Blue, the Healing Head, Yellow, the Abominations Head, and White, the Empress’s Head. What they learn as the season continues is that, actually, they (and Pink, who was the Plant Coven Head before she ‘died’) are witch hunters. Pink was a born a Witch in the Human Realm, and so her sisters gave up their witch hunting ways to find someplace Pink could be safe… or so they thought. Really, White never gave up being a Hunter, and was just looking for a way to get rid of every witch at once.

What Steven learns at the end of Season 2 is that, first off, he’s a Grimwalker. White made him as a copy of Pink and wanted to use him to test various murder methods on witches, but Pink found out and fled, faking her death. She cut her and Steven’s ears to keep them safe in the Human Realm, but she botched the job a bit. Pink took on the name Rose, fell in love with and married a human named Greg Universe, and died in childbirth with her daughter Nora (who also passed).

Steven does… not take this well.

And spends like half of Season 3 downright miserable.

But yeah that’s the main summary of the AU! Some additional Notes:

Yellow is the Abominations Head because she created the Cluster.

Peridot takes over as Plant Head after Pink (because Peri’s a farmer). The Other Coven Heads are Nephrite for Beastkeeping (because she was a beast), Lapis for Oracle (because she was trapped in a mirror and I can warp that into a crystal ball), Jasper for Construction (all quartz are Construction, it’s why Amethyst has it), Fable for Illusions (Because obviously), Aquamarine for Potions (idk, she has a wand?? So I guess Potions is the witchiest Coven??) and Pyrope for Bard (I have no clue why)

Bismuth is Raine, because obviously.

Pearl has an Illusions sigil, so that obviously causes problems.

[staresat]

farmer oc 🔥🔥🔥 loving stardew valley rn

there’s image description and the credits for the poses are under the cut!!

Pink Jean Skirt pose by @/gg0g20 on Twitter (their twitter is tagged as 18+, I found the pose on Google)

Infinity Gavel Smash pose by @/ochavez77 on Twitter

Sitting Hugging Pillow pose by @/rawrgyle on Twitter

[ID: Character sheet reference for Stardew Valley Farmer OC.

Their name is Apollo, living at Arcadia Farm. The profile is underneath their full-body picture in the style of Stardew’s. Their birthday is Spring 28th, they are sensitive and self-aware, they love listening to music during mundane tasks, enjoy farming and foraging, they think the Egg Festival is the best, and the Feast of the Winter Star is the worst.

Their loved gifts (“Gasp! Thank you so much!!! I owe you one.”) are pearls, banana pudding, poi, rainbow shells, and golden pumpkins. Their hated gifts (“… Oh…!”) are green beans, mushrooms, cherries, oranges, and beer. They have a gray cat named Lucifer and a brown horse named Oats.

Their first design is one where they are pose with the wooden hammer. They have brown thick hair, split down the middle, ending at their shoulders, and sorta tanned skin with three beauty marks on their face. Brown boots, gray body suit that extends down their legs but ends at their shoulders, and a jean skirt with a pink plaid design.

The second is of their hips-up and they are shouting while mid-air about to smash something with the Infinity Gavel. Their hair is in pigtails.

The third is on them hugging a pillow with a light blue nightgown on and their hair tied into a ponytail.]

[transgenderfivepebbles]

All of you are probably aware that I am a man who loves to think about the Ancients’ daily lives, but most of all I am a man who loves to think about them being happy.

The lives not spent in perpetual meditation and self-sacrifice, those spent truly living for something other than the hope to properly die.

Moon speaks of big festivals, of classical paintings so adored that people forged family portraits in their style – family portraits – they cared for their families enough to get them painted together!

She reads a fragment of a poem, from an ancient farmer. Their name is Pel, nowhere near as vivid as those of the others. In the mists of memory, your image dances, like the motes of dust, in a ray of sunlight that pierces a dark room. It is a love poem, it seems; to whom, no one knows. Nonetheless, it is a work of love, and nothing else.

She reads a dark pink pearl. In it are over six hundred memories of one person, who lived near the end of their civilization. They were married with children. They spoke in debate contests, and were apparently incredibly stylish. They preserved the memories of a tasty meal from their childhood, a triumphant victory in a debate, and a peaceful moment in their older years. They were left here to be cherished by those who remained. None do, except you.

But still, you are here. You remember what they were.

And they were alive.

[pinkfloydfan4578]

What are your favorite songs and albums?

Oh my gosh thank you so much!

Every Pink Floyd song and album, although I must admit I’m basic and love the big 4, meddle, and… Atom Heart Mother (finally something unexpected ig?) the most!

Soycd might be my favorite song of all time

Dancing Out With The Moonlit Knight and Firth of Fifth by Genesis, Selling England is definitely my fav album of theirs

Love prog but am actually an alternative girl at heart

Nevermind and In Utero by Nirvana, specifically lice Drain You, Territorial Pissings, Lounge Act, Heart Shaped Box, and Frances Farmer

Jar of Flies and Dirt by Alice In Chains, so so good. Especially love Rooster, Dirt, Would?, Them Bones, Nutshell

Superunknown and Badmotorfinger by Soundgarden, both of those albums are unskippable for me, though I especially love The Day I Tried To Live

Pearl Jam’s Ten is a 10/10 masterpiece

Core and Purple by Stone Temple Pilots

Live Through This by Hole

The Bends, OK Computer, Kid A, In Rainbows

Also obsessed with Hearing Damage by Thom Yorke rn

Tragic Kingdom and Return of Saturn by No Doubt

Green Day!!! Kerplunk, Dookie, Insomniac, Nimrod, Warning, and American Idiot is an incredible 5 album run, especially love “Panic song”

Blink-182’s Enema of the State

The Stranger by Billy Joel

Ziggy Stardust - David Bowie

Document by REM

Siamese Dream and Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness by the Smashing Pumpkins

The blue album by Weezer

The Joshua Tree by U2

My Love is Cool - Wolf Alice

Rubber Soul, Revolver, Sgt. Pepper’s, Abbey Road by the Beatles

More songs I love!

• Road to Nowhere and Naive Melody (this must be the place) by the Talking Heads

• In the Meantime by Spacehog

• The Bleeding Heart Show by the New Pornographers

• Rosyln by Bon Iver and St Vincent

• Back in the Day - Local H

There are more ofc but I’ll stop here! Thank you sm for the ask!!