the problem is whatever we think about Dan and Phil TM the reality of dan and phil is 1000 times worse.
we think “dan thinks blonde phil is hot” reality is dan literally fainted and broke a lamp. we think “phil misses dan while he’s on tour” reality is he had a breakdown and dyed the phouse green. we think “they’ve been together 15 years that’s so aspirational.” dan says god literally put us on this earth to come together just like ranch. and we just have to deal with that.
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I feel like Phil deserves more credit for keeping us alive during the drought (2020-2022) like, now we have the gaming channel and a whole phour it is easy to just forget when Dan was a fun surprise guest that popped up sometimes.
I don't think I could take another Hiatus, we've been spoiled.
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IT'S TIME! I'm going to miss the Prefrontal PI's so so so much :,)
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Mentopolis brain rot. I have been forcing my friend to watch it with me :D
If this doesn’t explain their relationship, I don’t know what does
Time Taken: 4 hours 34 minutes and 3 seconds
App: Procreate
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the ph in phan stands for phil.
phouse = phils house (he pays the mortgage)
pheal = phils seal
phuck = phil fucks
phlonde = phil’s blonde
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HELLO, USER !~ : )
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yea anywayz errrrr why is he so shakeable.............
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Conrad and justin in my style
Like to think whenever he puts a note on Dan's door, dan puts a Kick Me note on him
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You can tell who my favorite phighter is.. Anyway, [Throws my Subspace design at you]
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please take this random thing i emailed my friends while reading dunmeshi
[ID: An image of an Electronic Mail sent on May 13, 2024. The user’s name simply reads ‘me’ and the contents of the email are as follows. Attached to the mail is an image of Toshiro Nakamoto and Marcille Donato from Delicious in Dungeon. Both characters sport wide eyes and open mouths, while Toshiro blushes up a storm and Marcille sweats. Toshiro’s hand is defensively placed near his chest in shock and Marcille clutches her staff in abject horror. In all lowercase beneath (and improper punctuation) for comedic effect, the user’s caption reads “they’re in bisexual hell”. End ID]
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