#phone safe

[deaddriv]

Translated with permission! Artist on Twitter (@achu_0u0) and original posts.

[sayalaine]

After every interaction between Jean and Rhemann the only thing I could imagine was Rhemann pouring himself a drink and calling up Wymack like how tf do you deal with an entire team of this

[betrayalandbetrayed]

"You thought I was the Sacrifice!!!"

DCxDP prompt

Danny gets summoned by some two bit cultists. Normally he could ignore such a weak call but he was weakened (captured by parents or the GIW) and used the pull to escape. He gets pulled to the center of the circle, and passes out, turning back to a human form.

Batman finds this unconscious, injured, black haired child in the middle of a summoning circle and whips out adoption papers.

[claraoswalds]

#mrs flood who are you: time lord edition

[pillarsalt]

[willwoodwithadditionalgrapejuice]

for more information please dial (248) 434-5508 😇

i was bored at work so, KAYNE SELLING COCAINE COKAYNE!!

Text:

“IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:

Saddness, blindess, back pain, terminal illness, cancer, autism, dyslexia, left-hand-syndrome, regret, happiness, depression, fatigue, foggy memory, derealization, depersonalization, dehydration, headaches, fever, flu, the plague, irritation, lack of memories, too many memories, fear, lost of self, madness, madness, madness, madness, madness, madness, madness, madness, arthur-itis, haha get it?,madness, madness, madness, lost sense of time, euphoria, pain, nostalgia, deja vu, boredom, not enough bones, too many bones, just the right amount of bones, no head, <- (get your mind out of the gutter), no synpathy, too much sympathy, british, mania, dysphoria, orphan-Syndrome, alcholism, christianity, atheism, no face, believing in a smiling god, beliefs, morals, steven johnson syndrome, ADHD, OCD, DID, ABC, humanity, sadism, no insurance :(, owning a car, having a hairless cat, gay thoughts, (gay), intrusive thoughts, no thoughts, too many thoughts.

THEN CONSIDER COKAYNE! THE FUTURE OF MEDICNE!!!”

[phil-the-stone-art]

feb 26th … happy anniversary to the creation of this iconic trio and also bestiehood

heres a little doodle in their honour

[cherryhaunting]

rkgk

prostheticize

insp by this detail … I assume the fourth one is meant to represent him

[siren-of-agony]

Answers to "please stop"

No.

I can't.

I won't.

I don't want to.

I don't know how.

I will soon.

But then how will you learn?

We're almost done.

It's almost over.

Ask me again!

Oh well, if you're asking that politely…

Fine. For now.

Only once I've come up with something more fun.

Only once you've come up with something more fun.

Or what?

I know you can go a little bit longer.

You know I won't.

I love it when you beg.

I hate it when you beg.

I'm so bored by your begging.

Not until you're too weak to ask me to.

But I don't have anything better to do.

I wish I could.

Alright! See? All you had to do was ask nicely.

I'm not doing anything.

What, exactly?

Just once more, I promise!

Just once more, I promise! (🤞)

You're doing this to yourself.

You wanted this.

You want this.

You know you made me do this.

Are you ready to give me what I want, then?

I will once you give in.

What will you give me in return?

Why should I?

You know there is only one way to end this.

You know there is only one way this will end.

(Answers to "it hurts")

[war-forged-storms]

TW Consensual Somnophilia

The way that when it’s late and I’m high and sleepy I can just so easily accidentally fall asleep, and all I’m saying is if you’re fucking me and you see that I’m slowly slipping into that exhausted hazey slumber, you don’t necessarily have to stop or wake me up. You can keep fucking into me while playing with my cock until you get both of us off. Feel my hole flutter and my dick throb as you make me finish, and mumbled moans strung out through sleep. When we initiated this, I said I wanted to cum, I never said I needed to be awake for it.

[altcesarr]

I want radqueer mutuals . Come here if you are radqueer or supportive of them .

[rosalie-makes-art]

Help I don't think I've ever posted these-

[stormbluestories]

so just in case the tumblr peeps don’t know: yugipedia is down, it has been down for two days, they have lost three years worth of backups, and if you want to volunteer some minor inconvenience towards fixing it u can google ‘yugipedia recover’ and let it search your caches for whatever files you have in there. psa over.

[devotion-disorder]

Are you my phone cause I can't take my eyes off you

-Flirty Anon

YOURE FLIRTING WI HT ME?????????????????????????????????????

[divorce-quartet-memes]

[shotmrmiller]

the ps!141 telling their studio they don't have a breeding kink and it's wildly surprising (from price n soap especially) however they actually do but need it to end in a swollen belly and heavy breasts which just isn't plausible in their line of work.

unlessssss... 🤔