#philza imagine

[roxiezsxx]

Song headcannons for my angel dsmp au.

Angel!tommy : Tears over beers.

‘She was outta luck for three more years.’

Angel!Wilbur: the goose & the wren.

‘The water looks nice so I do not think twice.’

Angel!ranboo: cool about it.

‘Once I took your medication to know what it’s like.’

Angel!Tubbo : lover, you should’ve come over

‘Maybe I was too young, to keep true love from going wrong.’

Angel!Quackity: velvet ring

‘Love is a gentle thing’

Angel!Karl: fluorescent adolescent

‘You used to get it in your fishnets now you only get it in your night dress’

Angel!Technoblade: class of 2013

‘Can I sleep for a few months more?”

Angel! Sapnap: Mr loverman

‘And I miss my lover, man.”

Angel!Foolish: big mouth strikes again

‘As the flames rose to her Roman nose and her hearing aid started to melt.”

Angel! Philza: My kind of woman

‘My kind of woman.’

Angel!kirsten: say yes to heaven

‘I’ve got my eye on you.’

Angel!dream: No children

‘I am drowning, there is no sign of land you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand’

Angel!puffy: drift away

‘Is this how it works? Am i doing it right?”

Angel!Niki: class of 2013

‘Mom, im tired can i dream for a few months more..?”

Angel!jack: hit em up style!

‘There go the lies you told!’

Angel!Eret: Andrew in drag

‘So stick him in a dress and hes the only boy id shag’

Angel!skeppy: fighter

‘Call me fighter and ill mop the floor with you.’

Angel!bad boy halo: fighter

‘Call me lover! Ill take you for a drink or two!’

Angel!jschlatt: i love you like an alchoholic

‘One last kiss! I love you like an alcoholic.”

Angel!fundy: i hate my mom

‘I fucking hate my mom!’

Angel!Awesamdude: living next door to alice

‘I don’t know why shes leaving or where shes gonna go.’

Angel!George: old friend

‘I haven’t told a anyone just like we promised’

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HEY GUYS AUTHOR HERE I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME REQUESTS OF ANYONE ON THIS LIST!! :3 PLATONIC AND NON PLATONIC OBVS INCLUDED PLS READ MY ABOUT ME POST TO SEE WHAT IM COMFY WITH!!

[x-crowmancer-x]

Enderpookie seems a bit different >:/??

[pompadorbz]

I'm going to give back everything they took from you.

(Phil never should've said that one-off comment about techno gifting him the red and gold wings it did irreversible shit to my brain)

[notimeforlaugh]

once I promised phil as a tourist dad

here he is

[royalarchivist]

Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.

Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]

Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!

Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want.

Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU! YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person.

Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!

Phil: ...What am I hearing right now? 🤨🏳️‍🌈

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Ironmouse: Baghera! :D

Baghera: Hiya! How are you?

Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.

Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]

Phil: [Laughing in the background]

Ironmouse: Oh, thank you.

Baghera: Yeah, don't worry.

Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!

Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want!

Phil: [Dying in the background] Wtf!

Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU!

Baghera: YEAH! Do it!

Phil: Oh my god...

Ironmouse: YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person!

Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!

Phil: ...What am I hearing right now?

Baghera: Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah.

Phil: [Cracks up]

[crochetstim]

was rewatching a vod and caught this little gem

tallulah being protective of qphil always makes me burst into a million pieces cus like that’s HER dad. HER papa. she’s so fiercely protective of the ones she holds closest because she’s so scared of loosing them. she’s so scared of being alone like she was in the attic so she would rather put herself in front of the line of fire rather than let them fight even if she knows that phil is fully if not more capable of fighting

[beckyblah]

Well. I had to draw something for November 16th, didn't I?

o7

[kayit-z]

(Probably???) No eggs for halloween or día de muertos so I'm coping by drawing my favorite family

The mexican eggs missing two importan festivities... that's very mexicanphobic of you quackity

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Close ups because I spent 3 fcking hours drawing the details and you better admire them

[valcaine]

tmw when the weird bird dude that tried to kill you like, a bit ago starts geeking about piglin research and how little there is of it and you are just terrified of being strangled by talons again

[glowsticcc]

ik he didn’t immediately notice missas bed when he first woke up but a fella can dream

[modelbus]

can i request a reader (with sbi and also separate) who’s rich rich like she was born with a gold spoon and whenever she gives them gifts or treats them food they feel bad BAHAHAHA but it's just readers love language

can this be a drabble or whatever you can do :DD

I got your other message saying you wanted headcannons, so here you go! No wilbur for obvious reasons.

Included: Cc!Tommy, Cc!Phil, Cc!Techno, + all of them (platonic)

Rich Reader Headcannons

Tommy

Unapologetic about using your money.

He cares at first, and even when you say you’re paying he’ll order cheap things from restaurants, but after you give him the go ahead he will be a menace

Expect to lose all your money to Legos, his one true addiction.

“I could stream building this one, but this one would look so good in my room…” Tommy mumbles, squinting at two Lego boxes. You’re starting to regret letting him talk you into stopping by the store for what he said would be a quick visit.

It’s been two hours.

“Just get them both, Tom.” You finally sigh.

He lights up, no better than a kid on Christmas Day. “Fuck yeah!”

He’s money conscious, and will still note the price of things, but after he gets used to it he’s fine with you paying.

Doesnt blink twice at gifts.

You get this man anything and he will GOBBLE it up. Give him an Apple Watch? Great, his forever, he’s already wearing it. Give him a toothpick? He’s using it, perfect.

Won’t ask you to pay, and is very willing if you don’t want to, but let’s be real you always do pay.

He’ll say “thank you” at least. Five days later, maybe, when he finally remembers, but he says it!!

Talks you into buying things that you don’t need.

”I mean, you have the money. Y’know. Just saying.”

Phil

This man hates it, change my mind.

It’s a competition to see who can pay first with this man, and he does it out of pure spite.

Actually, he does it because he wants you to feel normal and not like you have to pay because you’re rich.

“I have the money, Phil!” You insist, holding your card.

“And I don’t care. I already gave them my card, I’m paying.”

When you make a stupid financial decision and buy a $1,000 lightsaber (blame Tommy), he just kinda sighs at you.

If you approach him for financial advice, he will genuinely tell you helpful things as if you weren’t incredibly rich.

He accepts your gifts, but always makes sure to somehow give you one in return.

maybe not of equal value… he isn’t as rich as you… but of equal love <3

Techno

Have you SEEN this man’s setup? He is in NO POSITION to decline gifts.

Will secretly be desperately in need of literally anything and just. Wont get it. So you end up buying it for him…

You order him food online to have it delivered to him and man just won’t say thank you. He’s rather awkwardly send you a photo of the food on his desk, entirely eaten.

Or he’ll just drop a photo of his new setup in discord for you.

He will “anonymously” acknowledge you when he streams/records a video on his new gear though.

“And if you’ve noticed this video came much faster than normal, it’s because of a new PC which runs at light speed.” He zooms into the face of his Minecraft character. “It’s not a toaster guys! Praise the rich gods!”

He literally can’t afford to buy you gifts in return.

Well he COULD but that man sees the shipping and is horrified.

His gifts in return are those photos of whatever you give him.

Techno genuinely is VERY appreciative though!! Like you are practically saving this man’s life by buying him shit.

He won’t ask for anything, you’ve just got to use your gut instinct to figure out what to give him.

All

Having all three to spend money on is a DREAM for you.

Phil forces Tommy to say “thank you” every single time. Repeatedly.

Techno sends his photos in the group discord, and Tommy will jokingly rage that he didn’t get a new PC or something that Techno did.

Paying when you all go to eat is a competition of speed between you and Phil. He started getting sneaky and approaching the waiter/waitress before they even brought the bill.

So you had to compromise and agree to give your cards to the waiter and let them pick a card at random.

(you win most times because you’ve got a fancy ass card)

For your birthday they tend to kidnap you from your bed and take you to do a surprise so you can’t find a way to pay or something 😭

They’re all in awe of your house, meaning you love having them over!!

Best vlogs occur at your house, let’s be honest

[shblackwoodart]

what if wilbur comes back and his daughter isn't there

[dustywarbler]

(from Phil's 15th March stream VOD, at 4:41:16)

[viewer question is at 4:40:48]

phil: "[reads chat, refers back to a prior viewer question] It was Origins? Uhh... [he rereads the question again]."

'"'What led Origin Philza on the path he's on? What happened differently this time that didn't happen to the other Philza variants?'"'

"Uh, so, he was an orphan, and... he liked to believe that his parents were, like, super rich. But they weren't, and... and he just wanted to be, like-- He wanted to have everything, and own everything, and rule everything, so that he could eventually enlist the help of the people to find his parents. Because he truly believes they are still alive."

"[laughs] That's it! Origins Philza wanted to be king, by any means necessary, to find his parents. [laughs] That was the underlying thing that I was gonna reveal eventually, but we'll-- we'll never reveal it now. Like, officially-- on the server, y'know. That was like... the bit that I was gonna like--"

"It was gonna be this whole thing, where I was gonna control the server, take over everything, eventually start handing out jobs to people. And then eventually those jobs would stop being, like, interesting. They wouldn't be like, 'Build a village! Build this, build that, bababababah! Gift something to a friend.' I was gonna give people, like, literal tasks."

"And then, the tasks were gonna slowly start changing to: 'Travel 20,000 blocks in this direction, and tell me what you find.' 'Look for a tall man, with a scar on his left eye.' Like, just really obscure shit."

"And then people would be starting to worry about me, and I would stop being mean, and I'd start being really scared. [laughs] And then people would come to me and be like, "What's wrong?", and then I'd-- I'd break down. I was gonna have a breakdown, essentially... where my character just, like... either cries, or lashes out, because he just wants his parents back." [laughs]""

"[laughs, reads chat] 'WE WERE ROBBED' [responds] It's fine, now you know! Now you know. And all the riches in the world won't be able to bring them back. [laughs]"

[p-ogman]

Guys the emperor and his second-in-command are awfully close...

[anarchy-and-piglins]

Still thinking about osmp human!Techno and specifically had the following idea:

osmp!Phil who has a habit of (playfully) pushing people off cliffs, either just as some weird elytrian affection thing or maybe he does it when they're annoying him (/lh). The thing is that Phil is very used to his close friends and family being able to fly or glide (Tommy, Wilbur, Tubbo, Jack) or use their hybrid powers to avoid hitting the ground (Ranboo teleporting) or not taking fall damage. Techno has none of those things.

Cue Phil pushing Techno off a cliff and Techno hitting the ground like a sack of potatoes, lol

Could be played in a more humorous way with Techno being (mostly) unhurt and Phil feeling bad but them laughing it off together

OR could be played as a full on hurt/comfort thing where Techno ends up really badly hurt and Phil wallowing in guilt despite Techno probably forgiving him pretty quickly

[royalarchivist]

I say this in the kindest way possible, but I think this style of prose is more appropriate for a personal account rather than an update account. I have no idea who's being talked about half the time. 🥲

[ Tumblr meme via @mikaikaika ]