#philly boi

[ferallester]

Phil: I’ve never seen an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants

me: WHAT?!

Phil: we didn’t have Nickelodeon in our household!

me: oh same tho

[fleshmonger]

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

[jukjujada]

hey, girl with one eye

[ithornet]

charmac on ice, oh how i love you!!!!

[blossoms-phan]

😭🫶😭🫶😭🫶😭🫶😭🫶😭🫶

[maribird444]

the way phil’s inner dad unleashed when dan held up the trimmers😭😭

[d1sc01nf3rn0]

[constantcompanion]

[blossoms-phan]

this diva

[alekgarlic]

love disco elysium i wish alcoholic people was real ,,

some really old de artsss

[jacks-weird-world]

[an-internet-introvert]

I need to know what Dan said when:

a) Phil told Dan he wanted to dye his hair blonde

b) Dan saw Blonde Phil

[tottallyana]

happy 28 to #28

[constantcompanion]

They should have just kept a camera on Bohm in the dugout all night.

[pookielious]

"Wat?"

"—ever since he got shot in Holland"

"Wait wait wait wait. Whater' you sayin? He's nuts?? Because crazy Joe mccloskey was f'in nuts, babe. That's why they call him crazy joe"

"I'm not sayin' he's crazy I'm just saying.."

"What? What are you saying?!"

"Ouhhggh forget it !"

"What?"

"Forget it!"

[juergenklopp]

On the latest edition of what is going on on the Philadelphia Phillies...