#ETC

[shepgarrus]

#cloneshep lives au

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

[holy-reference-in-a-username]

screw class. draw yaoi.

[slashuz]

i could fix her? no. she could make me worse

[thatonesonicfanfictionwriter]

Omg I just read what you wrote for my request and I absolutely loved it! (Im the one who asked for the migraine oneshot) Thank you so so so much, you honestly explained the migraines I get perfectly. Of course Im greedy now and thought I should see if I can request something else, once again though, get to this when you can and take care of yourself! I was wondering how you would interpret Shadow being clingy, Im unsure if you already wrote something like this but I thought I'd ask anyway. I hope you have fun writing it if you do! ❤️

“This is Normal”

Pairing: Shadow the Hedgehog x Reader

Requested: Yes (by an anon).

Description: Just a normal winter morning with your clingy hedgehog partner.

Notes: I love having more excuses to write fluff. Hope you enjoy!

(Reader will be gender-neutral.)

(Not proof-read/beta-read.)

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Blinking your tired eyes a few times, you let out a yawn, trying to sit up, only to get pulled back down by your partner, Shadow.

Oh, right. He gets clingy during the winter.

That’s fine, you were used to it.

You glance over at the clock on your bedside dresser, which reads 8:32 AM.

That was fine, it wasn’t that late in the morning.

But you still had to make breakfast for you and Shadow.

You gently try and take Shadow’s hands away from your sides, only for him to cling to you harder.

Oh boy.

“Shadow, moonlight, I need to get up,” you tell him.

“No, you’re warm…” Shadow mutters. “Wanna cuddle.”

“We can cuddle more after breakfast, okay?” you tell him.

He grumbles but lets you go, allowing you to get up from the bed and to get dressed before heading to the kitchen, Shadow following behind, yawning and rubbing his eyes.

“French toast or eggs?” you ask him.

“Whichever is faster to cook,” Shadow mutters.

“Alright, sleepy hog. Just give me a few moments, kay?” you tell him.

He nods, and you get to work, putting a pan over the stove and turning on the heat before grabbing three eggs from the fridge, along with the butter, heading back in front of the stove and putting butter along the pan before cracking two of the eggs for Shadow’s over-easy eggs, flipping them when necessary as Shadow watches with his chin on your shoulder.

“Clingy today, eh?” you ask him.

“You’re warm,” he replies. “And it’s cold out.”

“I thought Mr. “Ultimate Lifeform” didn’t get cold,” you say.

“Be quiet, you,” he mutters with no real malice behind it.

Finishing up breakfast, the two of you go over to the couch, Shadow immediately clinging to you while doing his click-like purr, putting his head on your chest as the two of you lay down.

“Want me to put on a movie?” you ask him.

“Don’t care,” he mutters. “Just wanna cuddle.”

You let off a smile. If he was going to be like this all winter, you were going to enjoy it.

[fakecrfan]

I've read plenty of Gothic lit, but the Rochester twist is still top tier shock reveal even among Gothic lit. It's not the most horrific thing in lit, but it's skillfully built up. I mean, it's an enduring classic for a reason.

Today we have lots more shock value stuff like serial killer romances and movies where you can see people disemboweled on screen. The fact that a book that was written in a time where you couldn't go to a a screening of Terrifier 3 can still snatch our wigs is a testament to Charlotte Brontë's skill.

So yes, I guarantee you this gentle Victorian housewives had some emotions! Imagine how they felt reading it! it's nice, I think, to feel like you're experiencing the emotions that people a hundred years ago would have felt reading it!

There are few delights in the world like having a friend start to read Jane Eyre for the first time and then as they are commenting on it you slowly realize that they don't know. They don't know Rochester's deal.

This is like the literary equivalent of meeting someone who doesn't know Darth Vader is Luke's father.

So they go "I don't understand why anyone would have a problem with this relationship! Yeah he's older and there is a class/power difference but he clearly respects her as a person and it's so refreshing!" and you just cackle, cackle, cackle behind your screen until the inevitable day you get this message.

Everyone congratulate my friend @anonymoustypewriter, they just found out one of literature's biggest 100+ year old shock twists authentically without anyone spoiling it for them.

[thechaotichorselord]

yknow in the tsp fandom i’ve heard:

lovebug

hatebug

cuddlebug

and i think sorrowbug

but never CHUCKLEbug

think of this: the chucklebug virus is agony! You have to be happy or the virus will make you feel pain worse than all you’ve ever known! Bear the pain with chuckles and smiles, that way the bug temporarily goes silent!

You have to make others happy! People have to be happy, because you’re in danger if they aren’t. Smile, everybody!

i wanna wei the more about this lol

[hannahhook7744]

Hugo Madrigal Prepon Headcanons;

His full name is Hugo Jerónimo Madrigal Prepon.

He is 12 years old by d3.

He is the biological child of Ario Berra Ausentarse—he was abandoned in the donkey pen during a storm as a newborn and adopted by Camilo Madrigal and Yanamaria Earlene Maldonado Amaya (and later, Mina Preppon). 

He was found on Camilo's 30th birthday and now shares a birthday with him—meaning his birthday is considered to be on and celebrated on December 28th. 

He only considers Camilo and Mina his parents. 

Hugo is a student at Auradon Prep and Member of the School Newspaper, where he writes a column about the student pets. 

When he grows up he wants to be a wildlife conservationist or a zoologist when he grows up. Though if he could write books or magazines only about wildlife, he would. 

Hugo has been described as quiet, loyal, kind, socially awkward, cautious, friendly, sensitive, and well-behaved. But he can also be sneaky when needed, playful, hardworking, street smart, wild, cuddly, insecure, timid, occasionally inattentive, and a bit of an animal loving, flower child. 

He has the gift of Zoomorphosis. 

He's single and currently interested in romance. 

Hugo is friends with the were-people of Sherwood and Wonderland, like Bobby Hood and Chester—as well as Bug Boogie. 

He also has a pet toucan that Antonio gave him named ‘Bamboo’. 

Hugo is an avid bird watcher since he has a strange obsession with them. 

He owns a lot of bird themed Hawaiian shirts—the first one was a gag gift given to him by his brother, Carlos. 

Hugo has skin that is a bit darker than his father's with a reddish tint to it, big brown eyes, and short black hair that is curly, wavy, and very messy—as well as two moles above his mouth/around his lips that vaguely resembles a mustache. 

So messy in fact that his parents can't seem to get it straightened out no matter how hard they try. No gel works. Brushing it doesn't help. 

He loves being out and about unlike his younger brother, José, who is more of a homebody than he is. 

Hugo is well-behaved but a terrible student due to his short attention and lack of interest in most subjects. The only classes he is even remotely good at all involve animals in some way (like biology) except for math. 

He and his uncle, Antonio, are quite close with one another, Miranda (Pepa's cousin), and Ryder (Luisa's husband) due to their shared love of animals.

Between his parents, Hugo is closer to his mother, Mina. 

Between his grandparents, Hugo is closer to Félix because of how laid back he can be. 

Out of his siblings, he is the closest to Carlos (because of how close in age they are) and Sofia (who, like him, is quiet). 

He is a vegetarian for the most part.

His favorite food is Arroz con gandules.

His favorite drink is apple juice but he also just likes juice and milk in general.

His favorite snack is sunflower seeds. 

His favorite book is ‘Papagayo: The Mischief Maker’. 

His favorite holiday is Halloween.

His favorite teacher is the biology teacher, Abigail. 

His favorite school event is Spirit Day. 

His favorite business in Auradon is The Merrymen’s cafe.  

His favorite show was ‘Wharf Watch’ before it got cancelled. Now his favorite show is ‘Dog with a Blog’. 

His favorite class is Dragon Anatomy Class.

Hugo is a boy scout. 

He doesn’t have social media but he does have Auratube. His favorite video game would probably be swarm, if he had access to it. 

His favorite dessert is ‘Glowing Carmel with Fresh Cheese’.

His favorite candy is gummi snakes. 

His favorite band is the Donkey-ettes, because he prefers their genre over the other more popular bands in Auradon. 

His favorite song by the Donkey-ettes is ‘Gamble Of The Morning’ but he also rather likes ‘Daydreams For Sale’ and ‘The Donkey's brat’. 

Hugo, like his adoptive father, fully suspects that Giovanni is his half brother but doesn’t acknowledge because they’re already family—what should blood matter?

His favorite colors are salmon pink and canary yellow.

Hugo has autism and is selectively mute. 

Because he mostly gets along with all of his siblings and cousins, he usually has to play mediator between them. 

He knows a lot of animal facts—mostly about birds. 

As of now, he isn’t really interested in boys, girls, or other—-in any way other than platonically, really. He doesn’t really get the appeal. 

He doesn’t like being in large crowds—if they’re strangers. Funnily enough large crowds don’t bother him if it’s his family and their friends. 

His hobbies include bird watching, butterfly catching, feeding the animals, marine biology, zoology, writing, pet sitting, sand sculpting, animal drawing/painting, catch and release  fishing, catch and release hunting, Fútbol, occasional prank pulling, beekeeping, horseback riding, falconry, walking, jogging, flower picking, lock picking, improvised cooking, yoga, pottery, jigsaw puzzles, fruit/berry picking, entomology, knitting, crochet, miniature model making, reading, foraging,  and playing in the mud. 

Hugo considers six to be his lucky number.

Hugo is, funnily enough given his special interest in birds, is afraid of heights. He is also afraid of going to jail because once one of his cousins teased him telling him he would when they caught him trying to pick a lock. He also didn’t really like the dark as a kid but he grew out of it. 

He’s also claustrophobic though no one really knows why. 

The only cousin he doesn’t quite get on with all the time is Ligera, which is mainly due to the fact that she doesn’t like the fact he and Carlos also joined the school newspaper. He and Carlos don’t really mind sharing the hobby but Ligera didn’t like the fact they took ‘her thing’ (Hugo thinks it’s because she’s insecure about standing out only because her gift at school and because she wanted to stand out in the family but he hasn’t said anything because he doesn’t think it’s his business). 

His first word was ‘no’. Pepa had asked him if he wanted to play with the other kids on the playground—his answer threw her for a loop, lol. 

People often mistake him for Antonio's son because of how similar in personality they are and because of their closeness. 

Animals don't really scare him the way they do most people. Even as a baby they didn't. 

They did scare Camilo who would often find his son hugging a dangerous animal or holding an extremely venomous bug after leaving the kid alone for half a second, though.

He has a stuffed sulphur-crested cockatoo named ‘No’ that Mirabel made him shortly after he first joined the family. 

Mirabel also made him a canary yellow and salmon pink patterned quilt with sulphur-crested cockatoos and toucans on it. 

His earliest memory is of when he was about three or four, and it's a bit hazy—but he does know that he was crying in it because his blanket that he used to carry around with him religiously got ripped a bit when a couple of his cousins were roughhousing and accidentally dragged him into it. He doesn't remember much other than that. 

Thankfully Mirabel was avail to repair the blanket but it was never quite the same afterwards and Hugo is still a bit bigger about it because he doesn't think it's fair it got damaged when he rarely ever argues with his cousins or siblings.

Hugo has only uttered the words ‘I hate you!’ once in his life and he doesn't even remember doing it. He said it to his cousins, Rick and Miguel Jr, because they were the ones who got his blanket ripped. 

One time he got a concussion during dodgeball—Carlos still feels bad about it. 

Hugo has questioned his sanity more than once because of how rowdy his family can be. 

He bites his nails, bites his lips, and fidgets with the hem of his shirt when he's nervous.

He secretly thinks crayfish are creepy and doesn't like being around them.

Hugo is usually anxious/nervous to do things he isn't fully sure he's allowed to do without permission. That doesn't stop him from occasionally getting up to mischief.

Carlos and Hugo made a bet when they were five and six that they're STILL both trying to win. However they won't tell anyone what it is. 

He hates it when Carlos steals his food but that doesn't stop his brother.

He's passive while Carlos is more aggressive.

Hugo hates it whenever Carlos, Belinda, Leta,  and José ask him questions because usually when they do it's the weirdest, most impossible thing to answer or something that he won't be able to rest until it's answered.

That's usually how he gets dragged into mischief. 

He's banned from drinking most caffeinated drinks because one time he drank so many energy drinks, sodas, and cups of coffee that he woke up to find that he locked himself in a trunk in the attic. No one knows how he managed that. Except Carlos, who has pictures that he doesn't remember taking.

They've both agreed not to speak of it. 

He didn't learn his lesson the first time: he only learned that he should not drink too much caffeine after his second introduction to it. 

The newspaper club does not talk about it or how they found him asleep in a cage at the zoo. 

Camilo, Mina, and Carlos can always tell when an animal is actually Hugo in disguise. Hugo doesn't know how.

Hugo is rather average when it comes to how tidy he keeps things. He's not overly messy or overly clean. 

Hugo likes puppet shows (think shows like Elmo, the Muppets, and Welcome Home). 

He doesn't swear unless things are very serious. That's not to say that he doesn't know how to. He just thinks that Carlos swears and talks enough for the both of them. 

His door features a toucan with his head on it, his mouth twisted into a frown—eyes staring off into the distance. It always throws people for a loop when they see it. 

The floor in Hugo's room is a yellowish gold color and wooden while the walls are gray with a pattern of pink parrots, white teal winged and pink haired cockatoos, red Anemones, and toucans. 

His ceiling is the typical white popcorn ceiling, but it is also covered in colorful glow-in-the-dark butterflies. Dangling from the ceiling are handmade windchimes that's metal has been shaped into birds. 

There is a salmon pink flamingo shaped rug on the floor. 

His bed rests on the sidewall the entrance to his door is on—with his headboard facing the door. It's a twin bed with a capybara headboard and a pink and yellow pillow and blanket set with a snake pattern. 

Resting on the bed is his stuffed cockatoo, his baby blanket, and a full body flamingo  pillow that he was gifted by Antonio on his tenth birthday.

Beside his bed, near his headboard, is a light wooded nightstand a similar color to his floor with red Anemones & green and blue hummingbirds on it's drawer and sides. 

On top of the nightstand is a cockatoo shaped lamp and a picture of him, Carlos, Belinda, and Leta. 

Above his headboard is a Donkey-ettes poster. 

In another corner of his room is a side door to an enclosure for his pet Toucan, Bamboo. The door is toucan shaped. 

He has a single butterfly shaped window in his room. 

Across from his bed and under the windows is a capybara shaped /decorated desk where his notebooks, art supplies, holiday homework, and laptop are stored. The desk is one of those desks that has a hood. 

On top of his desk in the corners rests one of those toys that dances in the sunlight: it's a pair of four birds dancing together in beachwear.

Below the window and above the desk is a bookshelf holding the few books Hugo has and a snow globe with a jungle inside of it. 

There is an area in his room where he makes his sculptures and pottery (yes, he has a sand waterfall in that area). There's a small pond there too. 

On the wall left of his door is a wooden dresser that matches his floor with a pattern of paw prints, bird feathers, jaguars, and red Anemone flowers. 

On top of the dresser is a (badly made and very colorful) vase shaped like a jaguar with real Anemone flowers, a couple of animal figurines, and a picture frame holding a picture of him, Antonio, Miranda, Dayana, and Giovanni. 

There are a few other wall decorations, ranging from animal paintings he was gifted, a poster he made of Wharf Watch when he was seven, a few awards he's gotten, and some framed papers he's written.

Hugo also has a couple of other stuffed animals and figurines strewn across his room. 

The twelve year old absolutely adores his room and always has. The only room he likes even more than his own is Antonio's. 

When Hugo's gift acts up he finds it difficult to keep to one form (think the scene where Camilo is losing control of his gift but it's Hugo shapeshifting into different animals or some weird Frankenstein of different animal and human parts). 

His sinuses always give him trouble. 

When he's overwhelmed in his room, the birds in his room start making bird noises that get louder and louder until he's comforted.

Most of his Auradon Prep classmates keep forgetting he exists because he's so quiet. It annoys him when they try to get him to talk when he isn't feeling it and usually when that happens he'll hide with one of his siblings or cousins. Though he's also learned that he can hide with one of Dopey's children and the Smee Twins and it has the same affect (meaning people leave him the fuck alone because they'll just get stared down by multiple silent children who will refuse to speak to him).

[rated-r-for-grantaire]

"omg doomed by the narrative!" "omg when they find each other in every life :(!" "omg murder as an act of love" be SO for real. you people don't even listen to ghost quartet.

[jesseisstuckinside]

this is what Nine and Ten were making fun of Juice for

Oh, you're home early Master! I was just finishing the dishes.

[yyaktayak]

Chapter 3📌

tags: @uceyliyahh @charmed-dreamssss

OMNISCIENT

The warm, lazy morning was interrupted by the constant buzzing of my phone, a flood of notifications from the groupchat. I sighed, half-expecting what was coming, but trying not to let it affect me. Josh was still pressed against my back, his arms wrapped around my waist, making it hard to focus on anything but the feeling of him so close.

"Ra, you better turn off your notifications," Josh murmured, his breath warm against the back of my neck, his voice still drowsy. "They're gonna make it worse."

I pulled my phone from the kitchen counter, glancing at the screen, and groaned. The usual suspects—Sheneca, Kaveri, Trinity, and Joe—had already started in on the teasing.

rideordies🤍

necaa 🤍: Sooo when's the wedding?? 👀

Kav💛:Just give it up, we all know it's happening.

trin 💚: My two favorite in denial people 😂

joe 🩶: Wait, so yall still pretending? mane I want my nephews .

I could practically hear their laughter through the screen. Josh snorted behind me, his grip tightening ever so slightly as if he could sense the rising tension in my chest.

"Josh," I whispered, embarrassed, glancing over at him as he leaned his cheek against my shoulder. "They're really at it this time."

He groaned in that exaggerated way that made me chuckle. "We've been over this," he said, pulling me closer. "You know how they are. They're always trying to stir something up."

I replied with a sarcastic sigh, clicking into the chat to respond.

Ra💕: Y'all are so annoying. Stop acting like I'm gonna marry him. We just vibing .

Before I could even put the phone down, a new message popped up, this time from

raheem 🩶(cody): Stop denying it, Ra. He's already got you wrapped around his finger, you're done for rariii.

I rolled my eyes. "I'm gonna kill them," I muttered under my breath, but Josh laughed softly, the vibrations against my back making it hard to be mad.

He brushed a soft kiss against my neck, his lips lingering there. "Don't let them get to you," he murmured. "Just ignore 'em, mama. You know what's real." His voice dropped even lower, filled with a tenderness I wasn't expecting.

Before I could respond, another notification popped up. The groupchat was now flooding with more comments.

necaa🤍: Oh, but don't worry, we're all still waiting for Ra to admit she wants Josh to put a ring on it.

trin💚: At least Josh already knows he's gonna wife her up one day. It's written in the stars.

I stared at the screen, my heart doing that weird fluttering thing again, but this time I didn't let it show. I looked at Josh, trying to hold back a smile. "They're all crazy."

"Mmhm," Josh hummed, nuzzling into the back of my neck. "But they're not wrong, you know."

I froze, my pulse picking up at the way he said that. "What?"

Josh just chuckled, clearly enjoying the flustered reaction he was getting from me. "I'm saying... maybe one day," he said, voice teasing yet sincere.

I smacked his arm lightly, trying to shake off the growing heat in my cheeks. "Josh, stop. You're just as bad as them.

But Josh just smiled against my skin and pulled me even closer. "I'm just being honest, Ra."

Before I could respond, my phone vibrated again. @TheShadeRoom had posted.

Liked by @Trinity_Fatu, @WWE , @kaverii and others

@TheShadeRoom: Are #Razor and WWE wrestler #JeyUso secretly a couple? 👀💔 The two best friends have been spotted looking too cozy to just be friends—stay tuned.

I scrolled through the post, my stomach dropping a little. It was one of those moments where it felt like the world was about to explode with opinions about us. But before I could spiral, Josh took the phone from my hand gently, tossing it aside onto the counter.

"Don't worry about them," he whispered, his lips brushing over my forehead in a soft kiss. "We're good, Ra. Ignore it."

The warmth of his words settled around me, and I let out a quiet breath, finally letting go of the anxiety that had started to bubble up.

"Besides," Josh continued, pulling me back into his embrace, "they don't know us like we know us. Let them talk. We're still gonna be right here."

I smiled softly, pressing my cheek against his chest as he held me tighter. He was right. The opinions, the rumors—none of that mattered. What mattered was how I felt when I was with him.

I leaned back to look up at him, eyes a little brighter now. "Okay, fine. We'll ignore it."

Josh grinned, dropping another kiss to my head. "That's my girl."

We stayed like that for a moment, the sound of the groupchat still buzzing in the background, but neither of us really cared anymore. We had something real—something that didn't need anyone's approval or opinion.

For now, that was enough.

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A/N: Hope you're all enjoying this! Let me know how you feel about the growing tension between Josh and Ra... and the chaos in the groupchat. Should be more fun drama coming soon!😊😊

[timelord-emmet]

Drew my ( Older version) of TimeLord Emmet checking in on some of the TimeLines he doesn’t interact with only to find this one corner pocket of Time has a reacuring theme .

@nartothelar )

Saw all Narts crazed Emmets and just realised how all the fandom collectively seems to agree Emmet is the crazy one , especially me as my TimeLord went through a crazy phase too.

[videos-i-didnt-make]

stand_down.mp4

[itsjessuwu]

everybody in the tags/replies/etc like "this is so true, EXCEPT- " and its like. the original post was a thing of annoyance. they arent saying white guys who like to laugh cannot be funny. its not a manifesto. relax

People will really be like "omg I have to show you this streamer, they're soooo funny!!" and then it's just another cackling white guy

[marshmellowed]

every time.

[blumineck]

"Why are there so many female archers in fiction?"

Please forgive the clickbait-y title! This is a super complex and interesting topic that I barely scratch the surface of here, but I hopefully will be able to do more justice to things like this in the future!

Also, it's not the point of the video, but I had fun with the outfits in this- do you have any faves?

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