#pg 13

[trainerofdragons]

The idea of PG- 13 HTTYD is so frustrating to me. If we’re going to go through that language door, we have to GO THROUGH that door.

I need Hiccup to say “fuck my life” at some point and Astrid to do a double take and declare “pretty sure that fucker has teeth” when introduced to Toothless. Frankly this is just the tip of the cussing potential iceberg.

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Tony: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

Rhodey: Elephants.

Tony: Blocked.

Natasha: Camels.

Bruce: And reindeer!

Tony: Extra blocked.

Steve: Donkeys.

Tony: Ultra blocked.

Thor: Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr

Tony: ...

The Avengers: ...

Clint: That dick.

Tony: …Followed.

[loki-stuff]

Loki: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Mobius: Like its slips on and off really easily.

Loki:

Mobius: No, I didn't mean it like that-

B-15: We know what you meant.

[felucians]

un bisou

Fandom: Marvel X-men | Gambit/Remy LeBeau x Reader

Reader is gender neutral with no physical descriptions. Rated PG-13 because Gambit would be the type of guy to grab anyone's ass during a kiss, he would test the boundaries and we all know it. Reader is a mutant with celestial Sun powers - technically based on my OC's powers which manipulates the Sun, specifically it's fire.

Summary: Takes place during Days of Future Past in the original X-Men series, where Bishop accuses Gambit of an assassination that destroys the future, reader is the only one to believe him. Pre-established relationships between Rogue/Gambit, Reader/Gambit and Reader is a member of the X-men team. Title is French for "a kiss". Wordcount: around 800 words.

"Don't nobody trust Gambit, eh?"

Rogue can't meet his eyes, her gaze downcast and guilt etched onto her features.

Gambit won't look at you, at your eyes glazing over in tears as your shared family denies him, believes that he could be the assassin. He didn't hear your whisper of "I do" as he loudly announces to the room, "Then Gambit don't need nobody."

He stalks away, glowering as his trench coat flows behind like a cape, and then the room is silent as his footsteps fade.

The lights black out and you're finally unfrozen, "How dare you? All of you? Not trusting one of our own, our team. Who are we if we cannot trust each other? What kind of family is this?"

The Sun hesitantly flickers through the windows, as solar flares begin radiating from your arms, anger burning through your body.

Rogue is first to speak, "Calm down, Sugah—"

"Calm down? When you all just turned your backs on him?"

Jean fixes you with a soft, understanding gaze and whispers "Go" in your mind - your chair hits the wall, leaving a dent with flashes of celestial energy trailing behind.

You don't even realise your feet carrying you through the hallways, yelling his name throughout the mansion, praying to anyone listening that he's still here and you find him before he leaves here, before he leaves you.

He's standing, paused at the doorway to the X-jet, breathing heavily with angry mutters of Cajun creole - blurring English and French seamlessly. Gambit looks up at the sound of your footsteps, a flash of vulnerability in his eyes that left in a second, replaced by a harsh piercing glare, "Porquoi êtes-vous ici, Dulcinée?" (Why are you here, sweetheart?)

The nickname is spat out, venom seeping out from the endearment that would usually bring a soft flush of heat to your face. You try not to flinch. Emphasis on try, because you do, and his face somehow looks even more pained at that. Words evade you as your throat dries, refusing to respond, so you take a deep breath and a soft gulp before you respond, grateful that you could understand his mother tongue.

"I'm here because I trust you, Remy."

He falters, searching your eyes desperately to spot any falsehoods, any inkling that you were spying on him for Charles - he doesn't find any. He finds pure raw love, the kind you knew you felt but could never truly verbalise.

Everyone on the team could see your soft spot for Gambit, and he knew it too. Sure, he flirted with every woman he came into contact with and he couldn't stop thinking about Rogue - but there was something about you that left the Cajun torn, as if he also loved you but didn't dare bare his heart to anyone, as if his shield crumpled, then his world would collapse and destroy everyone he cared about with it.

But here, with only you left, dangerously close to him in the enclosed space of the doorframe's entrance, he couldn't remember why he kept those walls up. He allowed his eyes to flicker to your soft lips, watching intensely as you involuntarily catch the bottom one in between your teeth. Your heart is hammering in your chest and before you can think to pull away, to move down the hallway or into the next room, his big hands are splayed on your soft hips, your spandex suit in bright terracotta separating your skin to skin contact.

He's surprisingly soft, as his lips meet yours and he tastes like spice and tobacco. It infiltrates your senses, enveloping you in a blanket of warmth and desire while you gasp, allowing him to deepen the kiss further, to let Remy explore your mouth, your taste, your emotions. His gloved hands grasp around your waist as the other dips down to your ass, giving it a small squeeze. His smirk brushes his stubble against your cheek at the soft breathy moan you let out from his actions - you would swear Jubilee was in here with the amount of fireworks lighting up your veins, the passion and love igniting your whole body in flames.

Gambit pulls away, and his face is almost unreadable and then it's sad. It's a goodbye kiss, you realise as he walks past you through the door to the X-jet - and you almost let him.

He's so lost on his own emotions and thoughts from the kiss that ghosts his lips that he doesn't notice you slipping into the darkened room after him, only to be blinded by the harsh lights as Bishop and Wolverine reveal themselves, entirely unaware of everything that just transpired between you both...

[daily-tess]

This Tess is from 1.18.13!

[thiirsdaygirl]

put her canine teeth in the side of my neck!!!! (red wine supernova - chappell roan)

im very happy with this

NOT smut do NOTTTT tag it as such (unless as a trigger warning or smth)!!!!

[moony-ghoul]

phantom falls asleep sucking on swiss’ fingers…

listen they get chatty at night and swiss just wants to sleep so he gives them a distraction and ant loves it and swiss has to admit it kinda feels nice…

[chaoticklesblog]

Helluva Boss Tickle Headcannons:

Stolas:

Super ticklish despite not being tickled very much in his younger days, (Blitzo is definitely the first one to discover this weakness when they were kids and never really forgot how ticklish Stolas was, or is, for that matter.)

Is a switch, but is definitely is more lee leaning! He enjoys the bondage aspect of it and definitely experiences the most anticipatory giggles.

Has one of the most adorable laughs ever. It doesn't take much to get him laughing. He has such a high-pitched laugh that gets squeaky if you get the right spots.

Worst spots are wings and beneath his feathers.

As a ler, my goodness is this guy fucking RUTHLESS.

Is a demon, so expect to receive whatever tickling is dished out tenfold in return.

His feathers and claws are horrendously evil tickle tools and the mothefucker KNOWS it.

Uses tickling as a torture method for those who most deserve it (cough cough, Blitzo).

Blitzo:

Regularly involved in childhood tickle fights with Fizz. Used to win most of the tickle fights until the accident happened.

So playful and silly, he was the first to initiate a tickle fight with Stolas and the first to realize what a ruthless tickler Stolas is.

Also a switch, very needy as a lee and super teasy as a ler.

Surprisingly a very gentle ler unless otherwise provoked.

Definitely tickles Stolas the most of anyone because Stolas absolutely loves it. Also frequently tickles Millie and Moxxie but mostly Moxxie because he deserves it. Doesn't DARE tickle Luna (he doesn't have

Most ticklish spots include ribs, tummy and underarms.

Super silly laugh, loves provoking others to tickle him, and is so shameless about it, the little shit.

Millie:

Is ticklish but is much more of a ruthless ler. Mostly tickles Moxxie to get him to relax or not be so uptight.

Absolutely ruthless. RUTHLESS.

Not only does she know Moxxie enjoys being tickled, but she encourages the other IMP's to tickle him.

Doesn't mind being tickled by Moxxie but will destroy anyone else who tries.

The worst spots are her hips, thighs, and knees.

Has a bright, carefree laugh.

Will 10/10 dish out absolutely unholy revenge to those who dare to tickle her.

Moxxie:

Is such a lee! 100% lee. Is baby.

It doesn't take much to get him all flustered, just a few well placed pokes, a wink, or teasy voice.

Prefers to be tickled by Millie but is the frequent victim of gang tickles. Not that he minds.

Is wayyyy more susceptible to gentle and teasy tickles.

His back is an absolute death zone. Absolutely cannot handle back massages AT ALL.

Screechy and screamy laughter. AHAHAH.

Hides his face a lot, or at least he tries when tickled. Lol. He can't even help it.

Will literally beg to not be tickled.

PUPPY DOG EYES.

Deserves to get his shit WRECKED!

Ozzie:

WE AREN'T gonna pretend this man isn't ticklish.

I mean, he is. Has a super boisterous laugh.

I mean, if this anyone has a tickle kink, it's him lol.

I feel like he's got tons of ler energy. He tickles Fizz so much, lmao. Surprise tickles, tickle games, tickle hugs, teases, etc. ASDFGHJKL. Fizz eats it up, of course.

Is kinda ticklish in a couple secret places only Fizz knows about. I mean, I don't even know, and Fizz didn't tell me lmaooo. It's a secret, do with that info what you wish.

Is actually the tickle monster. Hehehe.

Fizz:

Is such an adorably ticklish imp.

Arguably, the most ticklish character.

Literally used to be nearly tickled to death by Blitzo as kids. And ganged up on by the other imps. Was pretty much defenseless lol.

Blitzo used to knock him down a few pegs for getting all the attention by tickling the everloving snot out of him.

Literally never won tickle fights until after the accident. The robot arms improved his tickle fight game tenfold.

His robot arms are indeed also ticklish but offer an advantage in tickle fights by being able to stretch or tickling people far away.

Bottom ribs, hips and sides are his worst spots.

Cannot handle his ribs being counted. (Ozzie found this out, and the poor guy can't rest ahah).

Wheezy laughter that eventually goes silent, and he also thrashes a lot.

Uses his robot arms for tickling and bondage purposes with Ozzie and to also get well deserved revenge on Blitzo, haha.

[glorbs-dominion]

Pass for one F-Bomb

Yeah, this one makes a bit of sense. Folks loved it enough to allow it to get into our "Funny Channel"!

[jezebelletauralene]

Waiting for a New Dawn - Part 3 and Part 4 of 7

A cinematic Old West AU | Sanji x Zoro

(Mobile users, please use landscape mode! 📲🔄🧡)

1 & 2 || 5, 6, & 7

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Bucky: Steve, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? Steve, naked in Bucky's bed: No, I absolutely do not. Bucky, already taking off his clothes: Fuck… Me neither.

[justplainsimon]

The Book of Bill has the same kinda flavor as this one piece of art by bruce timm

we have nudity, we have exposed/severed organs, blood, guns, alcohol, we have references to religion(s), different types of drugs, profanity, body horror and teeth, (which is a given at this point, but... man).....The Miranada Sings apology video

like, i am not the same person i was when i was super into gravity falls, i can now confidently say i'm an adult now with a clear head

but i can't help but slap my knee when Bill straight up says "i don't want to be roped into your polycule"

[daily-tess]

This Tess is from 1.16.13!

[raml-s-headcanons]

Does Wade Wilson miss Canada?

One day Peter and Wade go there for a vacation.

It’s Peter’s first time outside United States, so he is double exited to see not only Wade’s place of origin, but also just a new country in general.

And as for Wade - it’s a bittersweet kind of experience. He surely missed all these views. But also there are so much forgotten memories. Good and bad. Mostly bad.

Peter makes it less bad anyway. Not this lonely revisits his traumatic flashbacks with him. Even if Wade recognises the fact, that Peter is beside him only a couple moments or minutes or hours after flashbacks pass.

“Now it makes more sense,” - Says Peter some time after one of the Wade’s flashbacks.

“What makes sense? Baby boy, im afraid, right now I’m not able to connect all the dots if you’re referencing to something. Not after my Vietnam’s flashback. And I mean it almost liter-“

“No, no, I’m talking about your mental health. Or lack of it,” - Peter wants to add something, but stops himself not sure how to formulate his thoughts correctly.

“Well, you’re right. My crybaby origin started a little earlier than my cancer.”

“Is it okay I kinda wanna laugh right now?”

“It is, I just can’t stop being funny, you know that, Petey. And I love this in you, keep laughing at all my even self-pitying jokes. Especially at my self-pitying jokes. Your laugh is my fuel for living, forget about the healing factor, it’s now old-style.”

“Wow, now you’re just picking me up, hot Canadian man.”

“….That’s.. not entirely not true… May be I am. Yeah, I surely planned all this to pick you up, yes, sir.”

Peter laughs and sits closer to Wade to hug him.

“You’re silly, Wade.”

“No, you’re.”

“So silly even my autistic ass can recognise you’re lying,” - Peter finishes his words close to Wade’s head and lends a sweet kiss on smiling lips across him.

They come back in New York after a couple of weeks. Peter decides he likes Canada. Wade somehow feels himself more relieved despite of a ton of mental breakdowns.

[thiirsdaygirl]

azutara nation how we feeling??

hello sneak peaks…

this is pg-13 shes a VAMPIRE!!!! chappell roan core

i think its pretty funny that my favorite noncanon ships are zukka and azutara, i guess i just like gay water tribe sibling/gay fire nation sibling 😭 specified non canon bc i love kataang, and specified gay bc i dont like zutara (pls dont come after me im just a girl🎀🎀🎀)