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tinknevertalks · 8 months ago
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Well, that was unsurprising.
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chamerionwrites · 1 month ago
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When will someone gently take all the internet food bloggers by the shoulders, look into their eyes, and explain that coconut milk is not a neutral-flavored dairy substitute
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thebibliosphere · 8 months ago
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I'm aware this is petty and very unkarmic of me or whatever, but the amount of joy I just experienced logging in to Facebook to discover that a former boss, who bullied me relentlessly and made my mental health significantly worse, fell down a manhole loony toons style, is off the charts.
They're fine. Or they will be. Couple of bruises and a twisted ankle, according to the post I just read. But man, if the photos my other former colleague posted aren't going to keep me entertained for a while.
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machveil · 27 days ago
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follow up from this post because it’s gnawing at my mind and making me insane
Roommate!Simon Riley that’s passive aggressive to your boyfriend when you leave the room. as soon as you’re off to use the washroom Simon is leaning forward, forearms resting on his knees as he look at the man. there’s idle chitchat - Simon hates small talk, but he won’t miss the chance to throw petty jabs at this guy
Roommate!Simon Riley that asks about his gym routine, how much he lifts and for how many reps. “Really, might ‘ave to come with you. We’ll work on gettin’ you to lift as much as I can.”, an empty offer, tone lighthearted but Simon’s words eat at your boyfriend a little. it shouldn’t bother him, he lifts a fair amount… it shouldn’t matter that your roommate subtly alluded to lifting more than him, right?
Roommate!Simon Riley that keeps the rest of the conversation light, glancing at you when you walk back into the room. and, oh, sweet little victory that it is, Simon doesn’t care if it was subconscious or not, but when you sit down next to him? he can’t help the smirk that tugs at his lips, side eyeing your boyfriend as he redirects his attention to you, “Where’s your date takin’ you, love?”
Roommate!Simon Riley that always refers to your boyfriends as dates, nothing more, nothing less. he silently flaunts the way he still calls you pet names, how easily they roll off his tongue and make you smile. maybe it’s in bad taste, but Simon knows this… relationship eugh probably won’t last, not when he wraps his arm around your shoulder and tucks you against his side - your boyfriend looking on
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morganbritton132 · 2 months ago
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Eddie, zooming in close on Steve’s face: What’s that pout for? What’cha thinkin’ about, big boy?
Steve: I wish I had a nickname.
Eddie, zooming out: You do?
Steve: No, those are pet names. If you say it romantically, it’s a pet name. That’s different.
Eddie: Sure.
Eddie: But your name is Steven. Steve is a nickname.
Steve:
Steve: Did I just forget my own fucking name?!???
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supernowa-art · 2 months ago
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they're exhausting<3
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crowlion · 3 months ago
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Hand practice with the gfs
Inspired by @thyinum's lovely Avatar's hands series
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triaelf9 · 3 months ago
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"how do you enjoy *insert fandom here* I hear they're the worst"
Find the ppl who enjoy the thing you like the way you do. Ignore, mute or block the ppl who don't.
Ta-Da~
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dapper-lil-arts · 10 months ago
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Oh No
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I bet discord put that there.
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finedinereception · 10 months ago
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“lilith got charlie in the divorce” “lucifer got charlie in the divorce” actually alastor got her
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jeena-says-hi · 14 days ago
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They are SOOO DIVORCED THIS SEASON
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bixels · 5 months ago
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tarpit site.
#personal#delete later#for context a tweet i made in the middle of the night blew the fuck up and brought the attention of anime fans who've been#harassing and hassling me about my big factual blunder for an entire day straight#“ok i'll apologize” “bro it's not that serious.”#“you're right it's not that serious“ ”why won't you just admit that you're wrong and apologize!“#i'm not going crazy right. i feel like i'm getting manipulated into thinking i must've been wrong#it's crazy how twitter hate will trick you into believing saying something someone else disagrees with is a moral failing#sorry i haven't seen frieren i guess but what's it to you. i wasn't making a claim or statement#also because nobody has gotten this in the original post i wasn't talking about the quality of animation i'm talking about solid drawing#which is a very specific principle of animation. dandandan has really good solid drawing wherein all the characters are animated#with realistic and proportional 3d depth. newsflash but trigger doesn't prioritize solid drawing in their animation and that's fine#it's an aesthetic choice and has ties to production limits. none of this is a big deal. this is all so stupid lol#i've dealt with worse and more annoying weebs though it's fine i'll put on my clown nose twitter needs their stupid guy for the day#oh btw at the end of the day this doesn't matter. it'll be over by tomorrow. all that's happening is petty angry emotions.#so please don't involve yourself by jumping into the argument and prolonging this shit#i'm about to go on a date with tulli after being apart for a month this is the furtherest thing from my mind rn
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago
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‘Poseidon left a party in Ethiopia because the sea vibes went rancid after Odysseus set sail’ feels like a bit I would make up, but no. That actually happened.
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eggsdrawings · 7 months ago
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bro hawks is getting firedddd 😭
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enbyandyy · 4 days ago
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IM DYING AT TANGO
he just took iskalls head out of HH, left it on the floor to despawn and said "happy to do that"
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theatrevampire · 4 months ago
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lestat: enjoy him louis:
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