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Well, that was unsurprising.
#19 edits has posted a fic#i had to back button after three sentences#just how they constructed sentences hurt my head#i know i'm not great at writing (and still sometimes wanna spell it grammer not grammar) but still#maybe its a ymmv type dealie#pretty sure most people would be ok with it. i'm just a petty snob#(yup. i'm not a nice person after 2am. sorry about that?)#its me hi im the problem its me#petty post is petty#went back before posting this thinking maybe i'm being too harsh. nope#the paragraph of exposition made me pinch the bridge of my nose before back buttoning again#think that's one to avoid#(which is a shame because the idea of the apocalypse sounds good if a bit hackneyed - very aschen)#(they do mention a few inspirations so... *shrug*)#am i being harsh? i actually don't know 😬#i'm going to bed
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I'm aware this is petty and very unkarmic of me or whatever, but the amount of joy I just experienced logging in to Facebook to discover that a former boss, who bullied me relentlessly and made my mental health significantly worse, fell down a manhole loony toons style, is off the charts.
They're fine. Or they will be. Couple of bruises and a twisted ankle, according to the post I just read. But man, if the photos my other former colleague posted aren't going to keep me entertained for a while.
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When will someone gently take all the internet food bloggers by the shoulders, look into their eyes, and explain that coconut milk is not a neutral-flavored dairy substitute
#yes this is quite a petty thing to be annoyed by but ????? it tastes like coconut bro#i am all for unexpected flavor combos but just please give some thought to how they mesh together!#culinary adventures#my posts
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Eddie, zooming in close on Steve’s face: What’s that pout for? What’cha thinkin’ about, big boy?
Steve: I wish I had a nickname.
Eddie, zooming out: You do?
Steve: No, those are pet names. If you say it romantically, it’s a pet name. That’s different.
Eddie: Sure.
Eddie: But your name is Steven. Steve is a nickname.
Steve:
Steve: Did I just forget my own fucking name?!???
#It’s not Steve’s fault. No one has called him Steven in years#Eddie: …also King Steve#Steve: Let that one die#Eddie does post this conversation because Steve is currently refusing to be his arm candy on a red carpet#and Eddie is being petty about it until he gives in#steve harrington#eddie munson#eddie munson tiktok saga
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they're exhausting<3
#art#digital art#fanart#one piece#one piece fanart#zosan#comic#everyone knew they'd still get into petty fights when they got together...just maybe not like this#but i feel like they WOULD do this tho#edit:JUST realised i left up the colors next to sanji's face and im so embarrassed.... need to stop posting at 4 am#makes my brain mush
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Hand practice with the gfs
Inspired by @thyinum's lovely Avatar's hands series
#avatar the last airbender#atla#atla fanart#azula#katara#azutara#i saw a post that said Azula is so touch-starved that upon being hugged she'd claw and scratch because she's so deprived of affection#i'm not well after reading that#is it too much of a wild take if i say katara could fix her#also one of my favorite details in the show is azula scratching zuko's face before she uses her bending#it's so petty and so her#she had some CLAWS in season 2#my art
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"how do you enjoy *insert fandom here* I hear they're the worst"
Find the ppl who enjoy the thing you like the way you do. Ignore, mute or block the ppl who don't.
Ta-Da~
#literally just unfollowed someone posting petty snark about choices ppl made in game#their good taste in fanart isn't worth their superiority complex that THEY made BETTER CHOICES or whatever#been doing this since I was in Sailor Moon way back when#It helps a ton for Dragon age as well#and a MILLION PERCENT what I do for CR lol#I just thought adding the veil here was funny#b/c you do lose some of the magic#but at least your life isn't MISERABLE#No fandom is better than being among bad fandom TRUST me#and much like me in my own fandom space this probably will give me and 5 other ppl a chuckle XD
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Oh No
I bet discord put that there.
#one of my favorite greek myths#cause it shows just how petty they are#even the goddess of wisdom lmaooo#pony posting#celestia#cadence#luna#my little pony#friendship is magic#poll#we're about to start a pony trojan war#it will be so funny if twilight wins#MLP
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“lilith got charlie in the divorce” “lucifer got charlie in the divorce” actually alastor got her
#update:#yall had your fun but i dont want a post this big#RIP MY ACTIVITY FEED FR#I DONT EVEN LIKE THIS SHOW LIKE ITS NOT EVEN GOOD#HE DIESNT EVEN LIKE KIDS??? HELP. IMAGINE GOING TO HELL FOR SERIAL MURDER AND NOW YOURE JUST BEING PETTY LIKE THAT#like i have a LOT of criticisms for this show but this one joke really got me holy shit.
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tarpit site.
#personal#delete later#for context a tweet i made in the middle of the night blew the fuck up and brought the attention of anime fans who've been#harassing and hassling me about my big factual blunder for an entire day straight#“ok i'll apologize” “bro it's not that serious.”#“you're right it's not that serious“ ”why won't you just admit that you're wrong and apologize!“#i'm not going crazy right. i feel like i'm getting manipulated into thinking i must've been wrong#it's crazy how twitter hate will trick you into believing saying something someone else disagrees with is a moral failing#sorry i haven't seen frieren i guess but what's it to you. i wasn't making a claim or statement#also because nobody has gotten this in the original post i wasn't talking about the quality of animation i'm talking about solid drawing#which is a very specific principle of animation. dandandan has really good solid drawing wherein all the characters are animated#with realistic and proportional 3d depth. newsflash but trigger doesn't prioritize solid drawing in their animation and that's fine#it's an aesthetic choice and has ties to production limits. none of this is a big deal. this is all so stupid lol#i've dealt with worse and more annoying weebs though it's fine i'll put on my clown nose twitter needs their stupid guy for the day#oh btw at the end of the day this doesn't matter. it'll be over by tomorrow. all that's happening is petty angry emotions.#so please don't involve yourself by jumping into the argument and prolonging this shit#i'm about to go on a date with tulli after being apart for a month this is the furtherest thing from my mind rn
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‘Poseidon left a party in Ethiopia because the sea vibes went rancid after Odysseus set sail’ feels like a bit I would make up, but no. That actually happened.
#poorly drawn odyssey#the odyssey#poseidon#odysseus#Continuing my running theme of bird gods - Poseidon is an albatross!#Following the whole theme of sailor’s superstitions - one must never hurt an albatross. Lest misfortune be upon ye.#This comic was a lot funnier in my head (though that might be attributed to the fact I’ve had so little time to draw lately -#So all my comics take a a few days to finish... I have more time to get pessimistic and weary of the joke not landing.)#But I hope fellow Odyssey fans can appreciate my vision for a critically underrated scene.#I am once again here to let all those uninitiated know about how funny the Odyssey is.#Poseidon flung himself from Ethiopia to the Mediterranean sea to vibe check a shriveled sobbing man.#Now *that’s* what I call petty bitch behaviour.#I will be back with more comics - ones that are a lot funnier than this one.#Nausicaa's scene is next. If you know you know.#(Thank you again to everyone who chimed in to let me know there *was* overlap and an interest in me posting more Odessey comics!)
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bro hawks is getting firedddd 😭
#bnha#mha#dabihawks#touya todoroki#keigo takami#“dabi wouldn’t post this” he is petty enough to post this and then text hawks like “youre on the news rn.”#his spy gig is over HPSC IS GRILLING HIMMMMMM#this was mana’s (@myhaireatskids) idea 💆🏻♀️💆🏻♀️ thank youuuuuu for the dms#eggsdrawings
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follow up from this post because it’s gnawing at my mind and making me insane
Roommate!Simon Riley that’s passive aggressive to your boyfriend when you leave the room. as soon as you’re off to use the washroom Simon is leaning forward, forearms resting on his knees as he look at the man. there’s idle chitchat - Simon hates small talk, but he won’t miss the chance to throw petty jabs at this guy
Roommate!Simon Riley that asks about his gym routine, how much he lifts and for how many reps. “Really, might ‘ave to come with you. We’ll work on gettin’ you to lift as much as I can.”, an empty offer, tone lighthearted but Simon’s words eat at your boyfriend a little. it shouldn’t bother him, he lifts a fair amount… it shouldn’t matter that your roommate subtly alluded to lifting more than him, right?
Roommate!Simon Riley that keeps the rest of the conversation light, glancing at you when you walk back into the room. and, oh, sweet little victory that it is, Simon doesn’t care if it was subconscious or not, but when you sit down next to him? he can’t help the smirk that tugs at his lips, side eyeing your boyfriend as he redirects his attention to you, “Where’s your date takin’ you, love?”
Roommate!Simon Riley that always refers to your boyfriends as dates, nothing more, nothing less. he silently flaunts the way he still calls you pet names, how easily they roll off his tongue and make you smile. maybe it’s in bad taste, but Simon knows this… relationship eugh probably won’t last, not when he wraps his arm around your shoulder and tucks you against his side - your boyfriend looking on
#PETTY ASS SIMON RILEY#gnawing on him#going rabid on his fine ass#roommate!ghost#roommate!simon riley#ghost#simon ghost riley#simon riley#ghost cod#ghost call of duty#ghost headcanons#ghost x you#ghost x reader#simon riley x you#simon riley x reader#cod#cod thoughts#call of duty#hit post
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lestat: enjoy him louis:
#sorry like....couple of all time#loustat they could never make me hate your petty asses#loustat#lestat x louis#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#armand#interview with the vampire#iwtv spoilers#iwtv s2#iwtv 2x08#text post#tp
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[Post AGIT] Dan gets his first job at a Nasty Burger
#this job was generously arranged for Dan by Vlad.#they take turns forcing each other to confront horrible traumatic moments from their past in the interest of character growth.#so this is Vlad's 'thank you' to Dan for reuniting him with Dani in my earlier comics.#Vlad is equal parts helpful and petty in this continuity <3#danny phantom#dan phantom#dan masters#dark danny#danny phantom: a glitch in time#post agit
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✋🤣 HELP
And then 😭, Vivienne your comedy sucks ass my soul but you certainly don't fail in making people laugh.
She blocked them cos nobody implies that her *totally* badass OC is cringe & would die immediately by the hands of Bill
I can't 🤣, also just qrts that cooked Alastor or was funny:
And byee again, I'm just being petty. Idgaf, she screwed over so many people people & meddled with others livelihoods so idgaf hurting her precious feelings no more.
#vivziepop critical#my post#spindlehorse critical#hazbin hotel critical#helluva boss critical#more petty than critical#f being critical her works suck in conclusion
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