#peter parker is spidey son

[atrprkr]

Peter; at school and just got in trouble: I swear I'm innocent!

Principal; not amused: That's it. Your aunt passed? I'm calling your parents.

Peter: Haha, good luck with that!

Principal: What?

Peter: My parents are DEAD! *unhinged laughter*

Principal: but I have their phone numbers....

[melonlthawne]

what a MENACE. eating a sandwich while someone gets shot! Original image below

[meddiemight]

There are definitely a handful of criminals that commit crimes just to get beaten up by Spidey and see this view

[ajdoesprompts]

“Peter!”

Peter whipped his head at the sound, seeing the whizzing shield flying towards him and ducking just in time. He shot a web to catch it and yanked it back towards him.

He sensed the creature behind him and the shield arrived just in time to slam into its face. It crumpled to the ground and Peter didn’t have time to feel guilty. He saw the rest of the creatures advancing in around him and checked to make sure Mr Rogers was surviving okay without his precious weapon.

Steve had a creature in a chokehold with Natasha and Clint either side of him, so he looked in a better position than Peter was.

“Behind you, kid,” Tony’s voice came in his ear piece. He caught the stupid creature just before it could spit that poison at him - he’d already been caught in the leg and it was still burning even now. That was a medbay trip for sure.

Peter saw a line of creatures coming towards him, like a line of bowling pins just begging to be knocked over. He put a hand to his ear. “Mr Rogers? How does the shield work?”

He heard a crackle of noise before Steve’s voice came over, strained as if he was in the middle of something. “Just throw it with all you got and make sure you catch it when it comes back to you.”

Like a frisbee, Peter thought.

He aimed, waited. He put everything he had into the throw, wanted to make sure it didn’t lose momentum half way through and get lost in the fight, so he simply didn’t hold back.

It went soaring away from him. It cut through the sea of creatures ahead of him completely clearing his path. He waited, and waited a little longer.

Then he was back in the fight. He didn’t have time.

It was only after the dust had settled and the last of the creatures were gone that he thought to wonder where it went. When he was stood at Tony’s side, staring into a building with a small streamlined hole in the side of it, he realised that his “all” and Captain America’s “all” might not be quite the same.

“He said to give it everything I got!” Peter defended, laughing by Tony’s side.

Tony looked down at him, an eyebrow raised. “You are a freak of nature, you know that?”

[wingitbold]

Capitalism

Peter: Mr. Stark, how were Avengers a public favorite after destroying whole cities? It just takes me to leave an undesolved web string to earn their ire.

Tony: Ire?

Peter: Dr. Strange is helping me with application.

Tony: I can do that better.

Peter: You got direct admission.

Tony: and? That just proves my point, I am better than him.

Peter: Question.

Tony: I pay compensations. They forget the destruction.

Peter: And, so if a Dark Tony Stark equivalent ever pops up, he can get away with it? With money?

Tony: ...

Tony: Most probably...? Where are you getting at?

Peter: Was helping MJ with her essay on the downside of American capitalism. Needed your input.

Tony:

Tony: Great job, Kiddo. You can also ask her to look into Hammer, Killian, and Mask.

Peter: On it. If she ads your quotes...

Tony: Pepper will handle it *wink*

[sadiecoocoo]

You guys should watch Ultimate Spider-Man. They give Peter so many boyfriends. Also it deserves more recognition and fan content that I don’t wanna make rn and literally cannot make since I don’t have access to my computer rn

[vertigoartgore]

2009's Amazing Spider-Man Vol.1 #597 cover by artist Phil Jimenez and colorist Chris Chuckry.

[spidey-brain]

Some people might come for my butt for this, but I gotta say,

I hate when Irondad and Spiderson fics make Peter Tony's biological child.

Like, I'm sorry, but it feels like some people are allergic to found or adoptive families.

[marvelvillian23]

Does anyone know any bio superfamily fics ? Like Peter’s bio dads are Steve and Tony.

[ineedsleepsoleavemealone]

MY OPINION, DONT LIKE, DONT READ.

sorry to rant, but I hate when fanfictions or headcannons make the MCU's Peter Parker a baby. Like they make him super anxious or "precious". They act like he isn't sassy or snarky at all. They make him weak. There's nothing wrong with having moments of weakness, but they make his whole character a precious baby who stutters every other sentence. I often see this in Irondad and Spiderson fics. Where Peter is super nervous around Tony. But in the movies he's not.

In Civil War, when he meets Tony for the first time he's only nervous about what Tony will do if he knows he's Spider-Man. Even in the fight, hes not nervous. Yeah, he's chatty but he's not nervous. He's chatty in all his fights. In all of Peter's MCU movies he's chatty, but that doesn't make him nervous. He's sassy and sarcastic and cracks jokes all the time. He talks back to Tony and the Avengers. He's not afraid to make comments or to suggest a plan of action to the Avengers.

In the fanfictions, Peter is nervous around Happy and doesn't want to bother him. But in the movies Peter banters and jokes with Happy and isn't afraid to annoy him.

I also see a lot of fanfictions where Peter is only sassy in the spider-man mask and is nervous when he is "just Peter Parker" But that's not true, he is sassy to everyone, all the time, no matter what.

Also, when Flash bullies Peter, fanfictions take that excuse and run with it. They make Peter seem weak for having a bully, when he's not. Peter knows damn well that he could punch Flash and Flash wouldn't mess with him again, he just chooses not to. Peter's not weak for it, he's just not choosing violence.

I just think you do a huge disservice to his character if you just make Peter Parker an obnoxiously anxious teenager. Of course, I think making Peter have anxiety as a personality trait is fine, good even. But when you make it his whole personality is when I see a problem with it.

At the core of it, Peter is a strong, polite, smart, sassy, sarcastic, honest, hardworking teenager who sacrifices way more than he should for the good of others. He talks back to anyone and everyone. He's not weak or precious or a baby.

(Obviously, I know that some fics make characters ooc for the purpose of the fic, but this is a wide spread thing. I can barely find fics where Peter is sassy. Maybe I'm looking in the wrong tags)

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[idk-bruh-20]

Something I love about Spider-Man as a character: even if there's no big villain to fight, he's still a hero.

On days when there's no crime at all, he's out helping someone carry their groceries or giving directions to someone who's lost. He doesn't need anything negative to fight; he's just actively trying to make the world a safer, kinder, better place. That's what makes him a hero.

[melonlthawne]

Don’t fucking @ me

[stolenavalanche]

Tony: Did you eat your entire Easter basket in 10 minutes?

Peter, vibrating: I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME.

[ajdoesprompts]

“I’m sure you understand the importance of getting that data back, considering it’s nature,” Fury spoke, his hands flat in the desk in front of him.

Everyone stared at the screen watching as the faces of SHIELD agents with lives - families - came and went. All of them were at risk if the hard drive got into the wrong hands.

“Luckily for you guys, we have a name for the person who is currently transporting it. Obviously, if HYDRA is involved, they wouldn’t send an amateur, so be prepared for a highly skilled individual.”

Everyone watched as the screen flipped to show a new face. The face of a child, no older than 16.

“This is 15 year old Peter Parker. He appears to be undercover and is posing as a regular high schooler from queens.” Fury sighed, watching as the white faces of the avengers stared back at him. “I don’t like that they’re using children as much as the next guy, but this kid has information on him that could kill a lot of people. A lot of children,” he stressed. “The plan has always been a peaceful negotiation where he will surrender and come willingly.”

He could only watch as Natasha swallowed - a rare show of emotion. “And what do you want us to do if he fights back?” She asked, voice stone cold. Heads perked up, probably because they were wondering the same thing.

Fury sighed, making eye contact with each avenger before landing back at Natasha. He watched as her eyes shifted. As if she already knew the answer.

“Then the order is to kill on sight.”

[wingitbold]

A Random Rainy Night:

Peter: *Enters completely drenched & shivering*

Tony: Underoos!! *starts screaming & pampering him*

*While making cold chocolate to warm up his little spiderling*

Tony: Why didn't you swing in your suit? It would have saved you from resembling a kicked & drenched puppy.

Peter: *pouts* I am not a puppy

Peter: Also, it’s a million dollar worth suit, Mr. Stark. Couldn't get it wet

Tony: astonished, slackjawed, flabbergasted

Tony: Is my age catching upto me or did you actually took a nose dive into a freaking lake with that suit?

Peter: oh! It was waterproof?!

Tony: Flabbergasted Stark