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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

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This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

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If you're a hot girl, what age were you when you went through your Enya phase?

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folk hero really

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Fuckin gottem boys

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you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you’re next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! say her name!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!

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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

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life back then mustv been crazy people just thought whatever

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“i almost ate my nephew, lestat”

lestat:

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Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

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Ruth Goodman is an incredible writer and you should definitely read her work if you're interested in the Elizabethan or Victorian era, but for the love of God DON'T USE AMAZON!! Please please support indies or get your books from bookshop.org. Pretty pretty please thank you I love you forehead kisses

There were probably some medieval asexuals that were absolutely insufferable on their moral high horse about it. Like "this modesty shit easy - I haven't lusted over any man ever in my life and only fuck my husband out of duty from God and only so that we have children. I am so much better than any of you hoes."

And some other local goodwife would get sick of this and go "well obviously you don't have time for cock, Maergaret, since you're always too fucking busy choking on your own vanity and pride!" and have a smackfight that progresses into a full-on two-woman brawl in the town square. People gather around to watch this until a clergyman shows up to remind everyone that not only is this kind of brawl between good christians definitely a sin, it's also a sin for everyone who's watching to place bets on who's going to win.