#Jewish Peter Parker

[punkeropercyjackson]

Y'all when the diverse Spiderpeople franchise that's about going against comics canon to do your own thing is about diverse Spiderpeople and the fans go against canon to do their own thing:

[melonlthawne]

hello kitty Peter Parker for all your hello kitty Peter Parker needs. I did a few different versions.

Feel free to use as profile pictures if ya credit me!

[winterspiderpurrs]

Okay, but maybe Spiderman helps out the Avengers if they need it or if he is in the neighborhood. They don't know who he is. They want to know, of course. But respect his right to be anonymous. Doesn't mean they won't ask questions to try to figure it out though.

Maybe he lets more info slip on occasions. The latest was when he asked Bucky what he was doing for Rosh Hashanah. Which causes him to pause. Most people, if they know their history, know that Bucky was Jewish. But no one really talks about it though. And with the team not being overtly religious other then Steve who still attends mass. It comes as a surprise.

Says he doesn't have anything planned. Other then maybe relaxing.

And the team who is obviously listening in are shocked when Spiderman offers for Bucky to come celebrate.

" It's in a neutral area. Friend of a friend's apartment. Like... it's more Xmen people who I know but still! Ben Grim will be there. And well... probably Deadpool and DareDevil, even though they aren't Jewish. Double D makes me attend mass at least once or twice a year, so he gets forced to join us. We still get everyone together to celebrate and ... if you wanted, you could join..."

Bucky saying he will think about it.

And maybe once September rolls around, Bucky is standing in front of a door with a couple bottles of wine. He was not expecting this doe eyed college kid to open the door. A suprized look on his face. Looking Bucky over seeing him bringing wine.

There is lots of laughter in the background, Deadpool screaming that he wasn't going to lose in Mario Kart to a big Rock, aka Ben Grim. Bucky can see a man sitting at the table with red glasses and a cane, talking with Wanda; another shocker as she isn't around as much anymore. And there are a few other people cheering on the game in the living. He could hear lots of sounds coming from the kitchen. He focuses back on the one who opened the door,

" Hi, Mr. Barnes.... I uh didn't think you would actually show up....thanks you joining us! Not that we wouldn't want you to show! Oh god I'm rambling! Come in! I'm Peter Parker, by the way.... let me introduce you to everyone"

[pettytiredandjewish]

Have an amazing queer and Jewish pride month y’all!

Note- I do head canon:

- Natasha as queer and cis (she but is also cool with they) and Jewish

- Yelena as nonbinary (she/they) and asexual and Jewish

- Peter as FTM trans (he) and bisexual and Jewish

[traincat]

Kaine connecting with religion but that religion being Catholicism always felt like a wasted opportunity and/or something that still has the potential for a good story? Perfect way to explicitly state Peter's Jewish identity and explore it. Also tbh I think Judaism would be good for Kaine. Yes I'm also Jewish but I swear I'm speaking objectively- it's such a hopeful religion and culture, rooted in struggle and survival in a way that Christianity isn't.

That's a really good insight about survival and Judaism and Kaine, anon. It's like the old joke about every Jewish holiday being "they tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat" but for Kaine it's more like "they tried to kill me, they succeeded, I'm here anyway so now I'm going to order $800 worth of room service." Extremely Jewish of him.

I have complicated feelings about Kaine and Catholicism—though I'm gonna go ahead and say I think comics in general handle Catholicism badly and kind of just treat it like General Christianity or Default Christianity which is I guess what happens when your media empire is founded by Jews.

It's always giving this.

But yeah like honestly I don't think my feelings on Kaine and Catholicism and Kaine and heterosexuality are really that different, where he's aware that these are things you do to Be A Person but doesn't grasp the nuance because he was grown in a vat by the worst man to ever get tenure, so he's trying to connect to something that isn't a good fit for him or that maybe he's not particularly interested in as part of his efforts to be a Real Person and not just Peter Parker's broken clone. Which is really interesting! I don't think that was Yost's intent in Scarlet Spider (2012) when it comes to either Christianity or the Kaine/Annabelle romance, but that's always how it comes off to me on a subtextual level. Kaine is trying to do things the "right way" but he only has a very limited idea of what the right way is, or even that there are other options out there for him. He sees a church, he goes into the church. He sees a girl who is into him, he tries to follow a script where he can't be with her because he's bad news, not because he's not actually interested. (I have a lot of feelings on Kaine's canon romances, such as they are. He's the gay clone.)

And because he's not like Ben and he doesn't have all of Peter's memories, he's sort of awkwardly stumbling around the concept of faith as he sees it in the wider world, without a full understanding of either the nuances of that faith or of his own heritage through Peter. I also feel like even if he did know Peter was Jewish, that might be something he would feel reluctant to embrace unless he was given permission by Peter to share in that with him, because of his complicated feelings on Peter and Ben and his relation to both of them and what he feels he can and can't take away from those connections and what he hasn't earned.

I also do sometimes wonder if Miles Warren was a (lapsed) Catholic and if that's something Kaine picked up through him. That would be something interesting to explore.

[nothing2-c]

Listen I’m not saying the spot is antisemitic but… maybe don’t blame all your problems on a bagel and some kid from Brooklyn.

(This is a complete joke. Please do not attack me)

[raimi-spider-man-rp]

OOC: I’m excited for Across the Spider-Verse for numerous reasons, like the fact that Mayday Parker will be in a movie for the first time. But one thing they need to do with Peter B Parker is make him even more Jewish than last time. Breaking the glass at his wedding was fine but we’ve gotta get past blink-and-you-miss-it details like this or the tried-and-true “background menorah." Make Peter B Parker Jewish as fuck. Make it overt. And make it joyous. Jewish identity is based on religion, ethnicity, or both. Explore that tastefully, unlike other Marvel properties (looking at you, Avengers: AoU and Moon Knight) Who cares if it makes not-Jewish people uncomfortable. Spider-Man has always been coded as a white-passing Jewish person. It’s about time to start depicting him as one.

[chaossmagic]

For winterdad: the Jewish headcanon Bucky + Jewish (canon in some places but absolutely here) Peter Parker. Something about keeping traditions alive and shared.

Yes please give me Jewish Bucky and Peter re-affirming their faith in different ways after everything they've been through. Maybe Bucky filling the role that Peter's dad or Uncle Ben would have done for him if they'd lived long enough, reminiscing about his own childhood and how hard it was.

Bucky being worried that the Jewish community wouldn't even want him to be a part of it after everything he's done. Peter feeling like because he was raised pretty secular that he doesn't really know how to do it 'right' and that he's too inexperienced or doesn't know enough to go back to it now, but they encourage and help each other to at least try.

Peter showing up on Bucky's doorstep for Hanukkah with a crappy menorah he found in a thrift shop that's seen better days, saying that after the year they've had - years, plural - no one deserves to be alone during the Festival of Lights, right? Sure, Bucky complains and rolls his eyes and is wondering how the fuck this kid knew where he lived, but he invites him in anyway because he's right, it's been hell, and it's the first time in actual decades that he's even seen a menorah, let alone a lit one that's burning bright as they eat store-bought sufganiyot and Peter asks Bucky what he remembers, if anything, about growing up Jewish in the years before World War Two.

Just. Yes.

[incorrect-spideytorch]

do any of my Jewish followers have spideytorch thoughts related to Rosh Hashanah cause I love Jewish Peter but I am not Jewish so idk

[punkeropercyjackson]

Peter B dosen't act like Miles' dad,he acts like Miles' older brother and Hobie dosen't act like Miles' older brother,he acts like Miles' boyfriend.Peter B DOES act like a dad but that dosen't make him Miles' dad and Hobie also acts like a dad but ain't ANYBODY seeing him as their dad.I am CorrectTM,this is my eldest sibling with age gaps with all their younger siblings and black girlfaggot knowledge

[melonlthawne]

I am such a sucker for classic/retro style peter parker okay

[alaskanbby]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types Rating: Teen Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Peter Parker/Wade Wilson 

Summary:

It's shabbat. Or at least it's almost shabbat. Peter's hot water urn turns out to be broken, and Wade makes it up to him.

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Made these works into a series! It's only two fics right now, but I wanted to write more Observant Jew!Peter fics and this idea kind of just came to me and I wanted to write another installment into this series. Hope you enjoy!

[winterspiderpurrs]

"Peter"

Uh-oh.

Peter recognized that tone that Aunt May was doing. It's the, ' Come to Jesus but we are Jewish talk'. Nervously, he folds the corner of the page in the college text book, saving his place before he closed the book. He looks up from his spot on the floor up to Aunt Many who was sitting on the couch. Moving his notebook and books to the side of the coffee table.

He was in his Junior year at Columbia, decided to stay with Aunt May and commute. Between his scholarships paying for his schooling, the stipend he got for his internship, meant to go toward housing, he just paid toward his and Aunt Mays rent. It's the least he can do, plus it allows Aunt May to not have to take many extra shifts at the hospital. Gives her more time with her friends, and volunteer work.

" um.. Yes Aunt May?"

" When should I expect them?"

Blinking Peter tilted his head to the side. Confusion clearly expressed on his face.

" What? Expect what?"

"You know. That person you are dating and haven't told me about."

Peter turns red.

"uh well THAT uh.. well its new? And its not like… official… just a… just a couple of dates."

Aunt May sips her drink and smirks a little at him.

" So, this non official person. Tell me about them?"

" Uh well… We met at SI… he is uh older then me."

" Go on."

" He is ex military? From Brooklyn"

" Oh thank god it isn't Stark"

"Aunt May!"

She laughs and sets her cup down on the table.

" Well you were pretty obsessed with him. I get it, he is good looking, hero worship thing, plus you like smart I remember Liz."

" Yeah well… Its NOT him. Oh my god, how am I gonna look at him tomorrow?" Shaking his head he laughs.

" So is he…."

"Yes, he is Jewish"

"YES! Not that it matters really honey. Anyone who makes you happy is great in my book. Just icing on the cake. Is he cute?"

Peter groans and hits his head against the table lightly, but not before smiling.

" More then cute. Way to good looking. I don't even know what he sees in me"

Two weeks later, Peter bring James ' Bucky' Barnes over for dinner.

[pettytiredandjewish]

Shana Tovah Y’all!

✡️🍞🍎🍯✡️🍯🍎🍞✡️

[traincat]

awhile back you talked about some spider-man side characters and main characters being jewish, do you have any head cannons of J. Jonah Jameson being jewish? hope you're doing well!

I definitely personally headcanon J Jonah Jameson as Jewish. :,) I don't think it's necessarily as strong as the coding with Peter, and that Jonah is a character who could go either way, but given that Stan Lee based him heavily on himself, his bluster and mannerisms come off very "middle-aged Jewish man yells at cloud" to me. Like, he's very clearly supposed to come off as a certain type of New Yorker, and the lines between that and a certain kind of shouty Jewish man blend at a point, and I think Jonah kind of exists on that point. And I kind of like the idea of him and Peter as parallels in this way -- Jonah thinks he's mentoring this Jewish kid who reminds himself of himself Back in the Day and Peter's railing against this mentor he refuses to see as a mentor in a completely different tax bracket. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

[myboypeter]

ned: the spidey subreddit is popping off. maybe they finally- oh...

peter: what is it?

ned: um

ned: so you're being memed as various christmas things. you know, because your suit's red

peter: dude. but i'm jewish!

ned: dude, i know

peter: ...

ned: ...

mj: sounds like you've gotta influence public perception

peter: hmm

*the next afternoon, spider-man is photographed swinging through new york in a hanukkah sweater. it trends on twitter immediately, and if peter parker smiles to himself as his classmates discuss jewish superheroes during decathlon practice, that's his business.*