#personal shenaningans

[torra-and-the-toons]

I want to start off by saying thank you to all y'all who left nice messages and checked in on me lately, it means a lot that so many people care, and even if I didn't respond directly to you, I saw you and I appreciate you.

I've been in a rough spot mentally for a long time now, even before that kerfuffle, but it was this one little thing that just sent me spiraling downward. I over-reacted, when I really should have just ignored it and moved on, but with so much going on in my life, I just snapped.

I don't want to leave entirely, though. I still love to draw and share what I've done with people, it's been one of the few things the past few years that's brought me joy. And I definitely don't want to give up on the massive projects that I've worked so hard on.

I won't be as interactive. I've erased all pending requests and from now on, I'm sticking strictly to what I want to draw. Sorry to those whose requests I didn't get to. I've turned anon off and the likelihood of me answering headcanon-related questions is low.

All I ask is that if you see something you disagree with in my art or in something I say, please just ignore it. It's better for both of us if you do. Unfollow me, Block me, do whatever you need to create a safe space for yourself, I won't hold that against you. I'm really not out here with the intent to hurt anyone.

[qcomicsy]

If the batkids had a podcast. Part. Xl

Redhood: I got called "daddy" once too.

Nightwing: You got called "daddy" once?

Redhood: I got called "daddy" once. But was Like- (pause) Okay I was minding my business.

laughs on the back

Nightwing: Uh-huh.

Redhood: I go to this store. To buy a getorade

Red Robin: Why didn't you took the Helmet?

Redhood: wHy dIdn't yOu tOoK thE hElMeT. It was a busy day okay?

Red Robin: Wow sorry- (giggling)

Redhood: Shut up.

Redhood: So I go to the store. And I forget that I was with the helmet– And a gun. (laugh on the back). And there's Like- Radio silence. And just look around, to every fucking terrified civilian and raise my arms, right? And go– "This... Is Not a robbery"

Nightwing (slams the table, laughing):"I'm just here to buy getorade"

Redhood: "I'm. just. here. to buy getorade". And I would you think that would work, yeah?

Spoiler: Yeah.

Red Robin: No.

Redhood: Fucking not. They immediately get out, like almost all of them. Running. And I'm like- Okay. That happens. But there's this lady– She's with the back turned from me. Probably with headphones- And This guy before running just nudges her on the arm. Right?

Redhood: And he goes "fucking Redhood is here". And she turns around. Look at my helmet dead in the eye. FUCKING CHECKS ME OUT.

Nightwing (Slamming his hand on the table): There's no fucking way–

Redhood: And go "Oh wow hey daddy".

Red Robin: "Hey DAdDY" (cackles).

Redhood: And I just- Getorade in hand.

Spoiler: Just wanting to buy some groceries.

Redhood: Just wanting to buy some groceries. I just look at her– And go "you have a lot o problems".

Signal: You think?

Nightwing: *Ugly laugh*

Redhood: And she just sights. And go "I know."

Red Robin: At leas she-

Spoiler: At leas she was self aware!

Redhood: Yeah.

Spoiler: Did you bought the getorade?

Redhood: I bought the getorade. At least.

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[jellyfitzjelly]

watching the adar girlies go insane in my corner is so fucking entertaining and heartwarming

[hollowingearth]

I'm sorry but the more I think about the Rebirth ending the more I love it actually like. The whole trilogy has been a meta commentary of sorts and, specially, Aerith's death is at the epicenter of it. She both dies and doesn't die exactly because us, as an audience, want both things to happen.

People have been clamoring to be able to save Aerith since 1997, there were fake hidden hacks, AU fictions, retellings, everything. Everyone has been at Squeenix's doorsteps begging them to let us save her. Like, it's at a point where the "Square will let us save Aerith if you pay for the DLC" joke is much more than a decade old.

On the other side, there's this very expressive unwant for any change whatsoever from the source material. It's not a feeling that is exclusive to FF7 either, there's this very clear pushback against any new remake/adaptation that deviates, even slightly, from it's original. People don't want new content, they want the old one they experienced when they were younger, but prettier, they want to both feel the nostalgia and experience everything as if for the first time again.

From that camp, I think the most prominent argument is that FF7 is about loss, right? And they're not wrong. Aerith's death is the crux of the story, it's the very thing that made FF7 as known as it is, there would be no actual weight to what it's trying to tell if the heroine doesn't die in the middle of it, an unexpected, hurtful, avoidable death. What's the point of a narrative about grief if you can just... avoid losing someone? Avoid having it be cruelly taken from you?

And yet, you see, if want someone to die, if you want something to be taken from you, are you really losing it? In the original, part of the impact was that no one could see it coming, it was a straight representation about how death is sudden and takes away opportunity from you. Aerith doesn't go into the sleeping forest willing to make a sacrifice for the greater good, she has barely started her adventure, she makes a promise to go on the highwind, the group is one location away from finding out more about her ancestry and her family.

That's not true for the remake, tho. Everyone knows about her fate, about what is going to happen to her. That's probably the most spoiled moment in video game history. I personally knew about her death before I truly understood what Final Fantasy even was. So now we have an audience that is extremely aware of what, when and how her death is going to happen. That's why the Confluence of Worlds is put at that moment, because it's the single most expected moment in the entire triology, it's the one moment that made the narrative resonate so well.

The impact is impossible to recreate now, even for newer fans of the series. People want a 1:1 retranslation but such a thing would always be a gimmicky shadow of it's original. It's why the focus shifts, now the most emotionally impactful scene is not the killing of her but of her goodbye, in the church after the dream date. "Thank you," Aerith echoes "It's been fun", a callback to her conclusion on Remake where she says "I'm grateful for all the words we shared. All the moments and the memories. You've made me more happy than you know."

So she dies and she doesn't, both at the same time. Effectively in limbo now, narratively explained by lifestream shenaningans. We put her there ourselves, by refusing to move on, refusing to accept her death but also refusing to change, allowing a different outcome. I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing, at least, Aerith's words sound like the very sincere feelings of the developers, who are grateful for all the love we all have powered into their work all these years.

I just love it so much, I could spend hours talking about it.

[insideliascrazyhead]

Sannoh Rengokai´s instagram shenaningans remix Sleepy Lion is actually a baby snake?!

Sooo I will keep the explenation short.I got a request to do some social media au for my fic.So here it is!Enjoy<3

Ice:Yo slutz!Take a fucking guess what I found?!

Sara:That party was legendary

Jesse:Hey,my husband!I gotta clutch my pearls at that shock....

Ice:Nah,bro.He loves me more.

Jesse:Whatever go fuck yourself as the only one Cobra fucks is me.

Dan:I still nearly vomit at the thought of that nasty ass hangover.

Yamaro:You´re weak.

Cobra:That was hilarious.

Dan:Yeah,you laugh Cobra!At least I learned a lesson that night! Cobra:Entertain me? Naomi:Us all please I need a god laugh...

Dan:That I´m a emotional people pleaser.More exactly a woman pleaser.

Cobra:No Dan.I´m a woman pleaser,you´re a lonely guy that was full of vomit.

Tetsu:You got Jesse though?

Jesse:Open relationship.At least when it comes to the sexual stuff

Yasushi:Hey Tsukasa guess what? Tsukasa:Yasushi I swear take your nasty paws away from my father or I will kill you dead!

Hyuga:So you and Cobra whore around

Rocky:No slut shaming only slut encouraging,but yeah

Jesse:Tsukasa log out.

Jesse:When I would do all the hella kinky shit Cobra´s into I would be dead...

Yasushi;Oh how I love this shit.Tsukasa I swear I´m gonna be your step dad soon.

Fujio:You got Kiyoshi.

Kiyoshi:So,Yasushi and your dad´s could easily use a fortht!

Sara:Heart eyes motherfuckers.

Cobra:Where on earth do you get those?

Sara:I´m a hoarder for media evidence.

Tsukasa:Why do they look like they went to a fucking LMFAO concert?

Yamasto:Drugs.

Cobra:Yamato!

Jesse:Stop it you fucking prick. Yamato:I´m sorry I mean PartySmarties,DiscoMints etc....

Rocky:Where did yall put Tsukasa then? Jesse:Granny´s house for the weekend.He get´s spoiled.We get fucked up on a rave.

Murayama:Cobra-chan and techno? Tetsu:Fuck yeah when he´s wasted enough he can listen to everything.

Naomi:I saw him poledance to Taylor Swift

Yamato:Hah.Weak.I saw him twerk to orchestra!

Rocky:I will pay you whatever you want for that video

Hyuga:Whatever Discoboy is bidding I double it!

Jesse:„Take that fucking thing outta my face or I will choke you till you´re dead!“

Tetsu:Cobra.Not in the mood.

Cobra:Fucking stalker

Jesse:Yeah,you´re fucking your stalker

Yasushi:Then whack your weasle from now on,I will marry Cobra.

Cobra:Not even in my worst nightmare.But the crazy kid is right,you´re whacking your weasle from now on.

Tsukasa:Yasushi,go and touch some fucking grass

Noboru:Cobra doesn´t have a crazy people fetish.

Yamato:No.He´s the crazy one in this relationship.

Chiharu:No.Really???

Yamato:Once when someone tried to rob the gas station Cobra dowsed both of them in gasoline.Took out a cigarette and told that guy he should run,if he doesn´t want Cobra to blow the entire gas station up.

Hyuga:That´s hilarious.

Fujio:Something Yasushi would do.

Shidaken:No way!That´s insanely suicidal.

Yasushi:Nah,I´m not suicidal.The world would be a better place without me and that´s exactly why I have to keep on living.

Fujio:Weirdly motivational

Jesse:Sleeping beauty.

Murayama:Now that´s what I come here for!

Hyuga:That´s borderline pornographic

Jesse:What?I didn´t even upload our sex tape! Yamato…. Ice:Exmotherfuckingscuseme?!

Sara:He´s showing chesticals for locals in heat.

Yasushi:This man so hot I´m pissing steam bitch

Cobra:Im not sleeping im dead leave flowers then go fuck yourself

Jesse:a dead person wouldn´t kick me outta the bed four fucking times with the way u move in ur sleep

Cobra:at least i don´t snore as loud as a chainsaw

Jesse:I don´t.You´re mean!Meanie Mouse!

Tsukasa:My bed vibrates fromn ur snoring old man

Jesse:grounded

Fujiio:You do though.I once thought it´s an earthquake

Jesse:Fujio you´re grounded too.

Fujio:You can do that?He can´t.Right?Cobra-san!

Murayama:Skipped to Itokan to visit Cobra-chan and look who I found!Sleepy-Lion/Baby snake! Leopard fur and cupcakes!That´s such a adorable remix of Cobra-chan and * ewww * Jesse

Fujio:Gotta go and buy a wedding ring!

Jesse:*clutching my pearls and dramatically wiping away a tear* Yasushi:Why he so relaxed tho?!Sannoh Stoner Squad?

Tsukasa:No.I´m just relaxed when you´re not around to force my will to live to jump from Oya´s roof.

Murayama:No Sleepy Lion No Rude Boying down the roof!

Kiyoshi:What´re you gonna do bout it old man? Shibaman:Lean over the railing and scream Tsukasa come back!

Rocky:I get that Cobra wants his genetics out there,looking like he does.But why Jesse?! Hyuga:How you know the kid won´t turn out ugly like Jesse tho?Made with love and not a quick nut?!Jesse probably takes two minutes in bed and I´m being generous here.

Kizzy:Rocky´s right tho.Cobra?Sexy.Jesse?Not so much.Cobra?Beautiful!Jesse low key ugly.

Ice:it´s crazy that Jesse didn´t scare baby Tsukasa to death with his ugly mug

Yamato:Okay can we move on now.I got it.Jesse looks so ugly that he should hide his face till halloween so he gonna scare the kids better.

Jesse:Low blow bro! Sara:The only one that´s blowing´s Cobra.

Noboru:most kids should be swallowed and not concived anyways.Not Tsukasa tho,he´s an angel and we´re thrilled to have him.

Naomi:Cobra´s treat now that he goes to therapy!Text wouldn´t fit on a cupcake. Cobra:Gonna take em anti sad bitch skittles like candy now.

Ice:Swollowing pills like candy will keep your grippy sock vaccation away!

Hyuga:Or cause him to loose the last marble and send him straight to the nut house! Chiharu:We´re gonna miss you Cobra-san.

Tetsu:Don´t forget us in there with your new friends.

Dan:What friends his hand he´s gonna start talking to? Cobra:Relax you drama queens.I ain´t gonna go to the nut house before I killed all three of you too avoid going to jail:)

Yamato:Hey,at least Noboru studied law for like two minutes!He can recommand a lawyer!

Yasushi:You know what they say about crazy guys,they´re the best in bed!

Hyuga:Yeah wait and see Cobra in the padded cell making boats outta popsicle sticks

Rocky:Miss thing....Too much.Hyuga,too much.

Cobra:It´s crazy i don´t snort glue around yall crazy bastards.

Yamato:You´re grumpy today.What´s the matter? Sara:Easy.Didn´t get laid in a while.

Yasushi:I´m available.

Murayama:I´m not gonna say I´m judging.All I say is I understand.

Tsukasa:I am judging tho.Heavily.Fuck you Yasushi.

Cobra:Had a beautiful trip to Oya today!Guess what I found!Murayama!Wanna explain what fun game yall where playing? Dan:of course first time Cobra posts anything it´s to cause drama

Tetsu:Or a gang war!

Murayama:Cobra-chan nooooo

Murayama:also to my defence i never heard of part time stakes...

Todoroki:Cobra never said the name of the game.

Fujio:Woah!What´s that?And why am I not on it? Nakaoka:Better question.Why do yall bid on the Yasu-kiyo jerks? Furuya:Cause they´re crazy enough to fight a crackhead and stab him with his own spoon

Yasushi:When Kiyoshi the bitch that he is got stabbed by a chick

Kiyoshi:Most beautiful day of my life.

Hyuga:That Yasushi kid is my kinda bitch.A bone to pick and not a fucking care in the world.?Oh yeah.Oya!That kids Daruma now.

Tsukasa:That was when all the factions fought er who will take over the full timers Fujio.

Shibaman:Also why does every photo taken look good as fuck.Even Yasushi.And that almost had me gagging.Exept Kiyoshi...

Yasushi:You can stop gagging when you don´t deep throat Todoroki´s dick! Tsuji:Kiyoshi kinda looks like he´s yerking his chicken.

Fujio:Murachi!Long story short the others will kill you...

Todoroki:Guys we´re not that ghetto.We´re not gonna kill anyone. Yasushi:Speak for yourself,sugar tits.The night´s still young and I´m craving violence.

Cobra:Man you gotta be the wet dream of every psychiatrist who enjoys a challenge huh?

Tsukasa:That treassure is hanging in Yamato´s garage.Thought I share this beauty with the world.

Fujio:I love this!Noboru looks ready to tap out as soon as Yamato looses conciousness.

Yamato:I was only attacked by this feral squirrel you call a father when I was seated.Other wise that garden gnome would´ve needed a ladder to even have eye contact with me.

Cobra:Seated because you we´re eating.If you continue Naomi´s gotta feed you with a pitchfork.

Yamato:At least I eat like a normal human being!Not only cupcakes and tequila.

Jesse:I saw him once eat fruitloops,with marshmallows,candy and beer cause we we´re outta milk

Noboru:That´s nasty man

Kiyoshi:Hey!Yasushi does that with energy drinks! Yasushi:I also use energy drinks instead of water for coffee.Your point. Todoroki:That explains everything

Rocky:I love how Cobra and Jesse are in a relationship for years and have a kid together when this photo exists and is a year old

Jesse:Foreplay.

Cobra:Jesse!

Jesse:Oh yeah,my mistake.Foreplay would be a lot rougher.

Cobra:At least I didn´t loose my shoe mid fight like fucking cinderella.

Jesse:All I hear is that I´m a princess and I agree.

Ice:*wiping tears*remember in your early relationship?When you destroyed Jesses bed,couch and kitched table to the point of no repair?Good times.

Sara:They had a good time.I fucking wish I would be deaf.

Yamato:At least you´re not living two houses down.I heard that once.

Dan:Why does Cobra get so much action anyways and then there´s me.

Tetsu:Overworked and underfucked.Got it.

Naomi:Oh calm down you big baby.

Tetsu:Partying hard just like his fathers! Jesse:*le gasp* Zebra!Traitor.

Cobra:You dramatic little bitch.Stop crying.

Ice:Grown up so quickly.

Rocky:Oh yeah where where you when your son got wasted`? Cobra:Nowhere with no one doing nothing with nobody.

Noboru:It wasn´t even in Club Heaven...

Yamato:That´s it!Innocent!Lawyers decision! Naomi:He´s not a lawyer dumbass. Chiharu:Half a lawyer then!Congratulations he´s half innocent! Tsukasa:Relax,fun police.I was only slightly tipsy. Fujio:You tried to go to Jamuo in the middle of the night with a highlighter,cause he´s important.

Jamuo:At least you´re not Yasushi.I sleep with a knife under my pillow and a emergency sedative in a syringe near by bed strong enough to knock out a horse! Yasushi:Wow.Lovely.Fuck you you little woodland creature.

[marihem]

Helloo i just wanna confess that im so in love with your frans dynamic 😭😭💙💙💙💙💙 their interaction, their platonic relationship.. aahh somehow whenever i see them i can feel their vibes as a someone who loves platonic partner so bad, the calm vibes and their own shenaningans- which i couldnt stop laughing

Like, romance but most dominated with platonic?? Homies but at the same time love each other but still friend agdhd like that idk how to describe their relation but damn i just love them

How you draw sans and frisk are my most favorite especially your frans dynamic, hope you have a nice day and keep making what you love about them!! 💙

AAAA THANK YOUUU 😭 I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW 🥺💙

I've been reading what you wrote over and over and I'm just so glad to hear these from you! Indeed, those are the vibes I'm aiming for these two. Like other people around them, they couldn't really make out of what their relationship status is based on the binary "platonic" and "romantic" relationship. But you just know that they love and appreciate each other and always stick together and that's for sure 😌

I say they're "queerplatonic" because that's the most accurate "label" we can match to their relationship but if you actually asked them what they are, hehe you know what they'll say XD (omg I just love things that exist outside of the established standards made by Society TM)

I should tell y'all the story of how I slowly developed these two's relationship cuz it is also something that's connected to me personally haha ;D

EEEE again, I'm so so happy that you like my interpretation of Frisk and Sans!^^ What being obsessed with these characters for years does to a mf:

Please I'm more than happy to share my own take on these two as an individual and how they got to the being the people I've been drawing now as you can tell that these versions of Frisk and Sans are canon compliant and takes place years after the events of the game úဗù my ask box is always open 👀

Thank you so so much! Your words made my day and night and I'll still come to re-read this again and again! Please accept these humble lil doodles and I also wish you a wonderful day/night 💙💙

[a-court-of-moonlight-and-ire]

Made it to chapter 16 today which means Feyre and I have both had our first impressions of Rhysand's Inner Circle and ohhhhhhh boy

Its hard to pinpoint why exactly, but theres something so discomforting about watching them interact. I think the main thing is that for all their "casual-ness", theres still clearly a rigid hierarchy between them and they all seem to 'know their place' so to speak, its not at all like Lucien and Tamlin's relationship in the first book which genuinely felt like a friendship that was unburdened by their status or positions. Like, theres this one moment where Mor and Amren are like kinda bickering with each other i guess, and Feyre remarks that Mor is probably super powerful if she dares talk back against Amren (in an incredibly minor matter Im pretty sure but I already forgor ngl) and because this is the book where Feyre's perspective starts being Objectively Correct all the time, I guess that's true, I guess the only reason someone would dare voice their opinion on something to this friend group is if they were physically more powerful because otherwise you just level a fucking mountain during an argument

Anyway, Im gonna switch topics for a short moment but I promise this diversion is relavant to the point above. So, sometimes when I go into the anti-tags on here looking for criticisms or complaints of the books, I instead find anti-ship posts that are mainly just about trash-talking some ship, mostly ones relating to that whole Elucien/Elriel/Gwynriel shipwar, which I already have thoughts on but I'll save those for later. In any case, one day I stumbled upon this pretty long anti-elriel post about how the gifts Elain gives Azriel on winter solstice arent actually cute and it describes how she gave him like, herbs that help with headaches "because his friends are always giving him headaches" apparently. And then that post went on a whole rant about how insensitive that was of her and that she doesnt actually understand Azriel's dynamic with his close friends, but honestly, judging from this chapter Elain was absolutely spot on

And I usually wouldn't say this because yknow, its only one chapter and we're probably gonna get the nuances of their relationship later, but this is a book written by Sarah J Maas, her characters and their relationships are rarely particularly deep and, more importantly, her writing is incredibly unsubtle. If Azriel was in any way fond of his friends shenaningans I wouldve noticed it, because Feyre wouldve noticed it like 15 times during that whole dinner. But she didnt.

Its especially bad for Cassian and Azriel because it feels like Cassian thinks they have this great rapport but Azriel just genuinely kinda dislikes him. Not to mention that whole fucking mess with Azriel and Mor and Cassian and Mor having sex so she wouldnt get married off or whatever, good god how is every conversation between them not insanely awkward

Even beyond that, idk man, theyre all just so insufferable. I dont understand how Amren, ancient eldritch being trapped in a fae body that she is, can stand to be around them, I wouldve left them 5 centuries ago if I was her. I guess the explanation is that she finds the government position interesting but its like, youre SECOND to the most boring and annoying man on the planet only kinda ruling over a court that you dont even actually care about from everything Ive heard. Again, if I was in Amren's position I would not be hanging out in an APARTMENT in a boring ass city at the behest of a quartett of stupid bozos, I wouldve weaseled my way into being the personal advisor of Beron or some shit so I could watch the Vanserra Family Drama unfold live

There was one good thing about this discomforting dinner though, and that was how inexplicably gay Cassian was for Rhysand. He was really out there, looking at him with such love, calling him pretty twice in like two minutes being all "I knew I wanted a piece of him the moment I first saw him, the high lord's pretty son" like okay. I know what you are

[dumbass-duo-showdown]

DUMBASS DUO SHOWDOWN ROUND 1 BATTLE 4

burton guster & shawn spencer (PSYCH) vs Rosencrantz & Guildenstern (Hamlet + Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are dead)

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT

Gus & Shawn

They’ve been friends canonically since at least 3 years old and at the start of the show they’re I wanna say 30 maybe? And yet these two grown men are THE most chaotic idiots (affectionate) in the whole show (and let’s be real anywhere). The entire show in fact hinges on the idea that they’re dumbasses and WILL get into carat shenanigans. Episode examples include the one where they are investigating an alien abduction, the one where they’re looking for big foot, the vampire one, all of these by the way they hundred percent believe to be true until they themselves unwillingly prove otherwise. And maybe the most dumbass moment of all time, when Gus finds his boss dead and instead of calling the cops he gets his dna ALL OVER THE CRIME SCENE, calls Shane to help clean up and Shawn gets HIS DNA ALL OVER THE CRIME SCENE AS WELL!!!! Truly cannot think of a worse reaction to finding a dead body. They’ve been sucking that single brain cell that exists between them dry for over 3 decades now and they show no signs of stopping.

they are such idiots (affectionate) and they can't live without each other

they are. so stupid. both of them can be smart in their own ways but when you put them together the dumb best friends energy is unmatched. they are platonic soulmates pretending that shawn has psychic powers and solve crimes by dicking around and somehow always coming out alive. they accidentally befriend the criminals they’re supposed to be investigating constantly. they’re always one step away from being fired or arrested bc of their dumbassery

the entire show is literally shawn pretending to be a psychic (← dumbass behavior) and gus aiding and abetting him and actively a dumbass as well

If you have seen even a single episode of this show, you know these two fools are the best duo ever. Constantly bantering theough 80s movie references and animal like noises, most often above a dead body, these two bring unique different dummy energy that both brings each other up and builds up their own skills along the way. I will love these two men until the day I die and they deserve an honest chance to be the best dumbass duo of all time!

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern

They have no clue what’s going on and keep trying to figure it out but they keep missing the clues. Rosencrantz keeps echoing Guildenstern (He’s only good in support). They completely miss that they are characters in a tragedy and doomed by the narrative

The OG dumbass duo. Like....these two share one braincel and usually Guildenstern holds it but that makes them none the cleverer.

they literally had a second play written by another person that expanded upon their dumbassery

so like first of all they are one unit. second of all they have silly recorder-related shenaningans. third of all they're doomed by the narrative but they're silly enough to make being doomed by the narrative fun and entertaining

[miss-moradas-art]

skz fanfic idea that's free to use

based off this tiktok here and ‘YAYAYA’ by SKZ

minho gets dragged to a 3racha (who are rockstars here) concert by felix, seugnmin, and hyunjin

minho isn't a fan but goes bc they want him to get laid by someone there and their near the front so might as well

during the concert, han does a solo (his solo from the current tour) and he locks eyes with minho and minho feels his heart skip a beat

minho blushes

the 00' lines tickets also included a meet and greet with the band and minho gets to meet han personally. they hit it off well.

really well because minho is sighing an nda, given to him by jeongin, and spending the night with han in his hotel room

sexiness and developing relationship shenaningans ensue

bonus: during the meet and greet, i think it would be funny to imply begining chanlix, changjin, and seungin

han would be wearing this fit in the fic :3

[redfountainpostin]

I like how you write darven I think their relationship is sooo interesting with Darcy being extremely toxic towards riven. I feel like if riven had never gotten with Darcy, and just went straight to musa, their relationship would’ve been much more healthier, but since Darcy was rivens first serious relationship (imo) I think it probably rlly warped rivens mind of what relationships are supposed to be like. And also just how he views himself. (Also I noted that you are also a fellow tears-in-rain enjoyer 😋)

That I am, lol. Hers is actually the first rewrite I ever read! The fact that it's from the guys POV is just sugar on the cream. I do think Darcy having been Riven's first girlfriend (listen, from the character alone I could come up with a myriad of exes for him, but the fact remains that he IS only 17, so the same way I don't accept Bloom having had a serious relationship on Earth before Sky, I don't quite see Riven having exes either) really fucked up his way of looking at relationships and his and Musa's suffered for it, but I also think he's riddled with enough personal drama that they'd manage to make it nice and messy even without Darcy's help. However, the WAY his relationship with Musa is affected with Darcy greatly differs depending on the way it worked. In my usual verse, I actually think it heightens the miscommunication to the 100s because while Musa expects Riven to read her mind basically, Riven LITERALLY IS USED TO HIS GF DOING EXACTLY THAT. Not only that, he's used to just *knowing* what she wants bc she sends him actual palpable telepathic signals. I think several times there was a situation where he extends his palm towards her and she's like "???" and he's like "????" and she's like "?????" and only then does he realize he didn't ask her to hand him the water, he just thought it in his head. Also, some funny shenaningans like the mind conversations in How I Met Your Mother, when they're sending each other signals and are like "hell yea he/she gets it" but they actually had completely different conversations lol. However, if Darcy was outright abusive, then Riven is way worse, way more secretive, and has preemptive bouts of anger because he's pushing back automatically because he thinks he's gonna get pushed. And if Musa is angry about something, he manages to escalate the situation to the nines because instead of just recognizing that his girlfriend is angry and yeah that happens, he thinks he's like, this close to physical violence. Moderation is not something he's familiar with lol. Also, I think he has slight manic episodes where he pretty much disassociates from all issues they may have- and Musa feels like she has to go alongside with it because hey their relationship is turbulent, she'd be crazy if she didn't go along with it when he's actually agreeable, but actually he's the only one actually riding the high and she's clinging along, burying some of the issues that are bothering her until she explodes. BUT I still think they can and will work as a couple and she's the reason why I gave Riven love for music (Darcy's ballet thing came after just to bother Musa, it's there FOR Musa) and the love for music scene. He's not a performer nor does he want to be, but he gets it. And it's the stuff that they just naturally get about each other that keeps the bridge standing while they're working through all the shit they do not get. Because lets be real, these 2 dumdums don't get themselves. How can they fully get each other? And speaking of Riven getting it, I actually bet he was on Melody several times for concerts prior to season 1. As a dragonrider, I actually think he can get tickets for free, backstage access, you name it. (which is ironic bc with his Androsi stipend he absolutely can afford the tickets, but it's always like that isn't it. The rich get it for free lol. Assholes.)

[torra-and-the-toons]

I thought my job had forgotten about me after my first interview. They said they would get back to me within the week and just... never did. So I assumed I didn't get it and carried on.

Today, the head of the department informed me that I'm getting a second interview next week!!

There's still hope!!

[neutrallyobsessed]

I Don’t Ship It :/

Why don’t you ship it?

Uhhhh let's say that the idea of this ship is covered in the fucking ooze to the point I don't even want to make my own faraquills. Just- no, it gotta be someone else the one to sell me this ship as a good idea...

What would have made you like it?

You see, the only person who does faraquill has already blocked me and GOOD cause I don't wanna see her boring generic ass interpretation of faraquill! You know, your typical tumblr bi4bi girlboss x malewife step on me mommy only safe and unproblematic way to ship a man and a woman or else its yucky disgusting Hetero™ ship ewwww dynamic. She turned faraquill into a communion wafer, unfunniest thing I've ever seen. What would have made me like this ship? PUT SOME FUCKING FLAVOR TO IT!! And I think there's a good amount of people who can do that~~

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

Conceptually, it's already a pretty great and FUN ship! Completely unhinged bird people, both on the prosecutor's side, it's aesthetically pleasing, they could get into really really funny shenaningans and of dubious legalities, have I said that they'd be a lot of fun? Could love to see that in the future!^^

Faraquill tastes like: Raw Dough. Yeah, this has the potential to become a delicious crunchy pizza or soft sweet pancakes or even a complement to other meals as bread or to be filled with something that can be deep fried, but as is, I don't think it's ready for consumption just yet... we just have to wait for the right chef...

[extralively]

Satoru does not know the definition of personal space, not even when brushing teeth (yes, he's gotten toothpaste on Yura's hair)

(also this is a Gojo/OC art based on this series of mine if you're new here!)

I had actually finished this drawing before the previous sketch I posted but I was just very unsure about it tbh. Of all the things I could have drawn (and colored!) lmao. But I swear I was trying out poses and (especially) different facial expressions! Look at how tired Yura is, she does not have the energy to deal with Gojo Satoru shenaningans this early in the morning. Meanwhile, Satoru's brain is still waking up (he got pulled out of bed by Yura because he has classes to teach), and he's still in that sleepy, 'being pressed against Yura = nice' state before he fully wakes up.

Don't mind the wonkiness of the drawing pls it was a struggle

(Also his hair here was lowkey inspired by that one official art hehe)

[emeritus-fuckers]

Mary Goore headcanons

The biggest freak in Repugnant. And that says a lot.

Mary's non-binary, uses they/them pronouns.

Mary's got a wide gallery of kinks that most would consider taboo.

Starting with piss kink and ending with cannibalism type of kinky.

They're willing to try pretty much everything once and while they might not fully respect someone's private space at first, they're actually pretty chill once someone gets to know them.

They're still obviously gonna be their fucked-up self, though.

Befriending Mary requires becoming comfortable with their touchy-feely nature.

They're the type of person to make out with their mates.

Repugnant members are all very touchy with each other. Kissing, slapping each other's asses, making out, grabbing each other's crotches... hell, they fuck each other all the time.

And Mary is usually the one getting the most attention because they're the scrawniest.

They also use slurs and insults but in a playful, affectionate way. So to get close to Mary, one must get used to all that.

Back to the kinks, though, Mary's big three kinks are piss, cannibalism and (theoretically, since they're undead and essentially a walking corpse) consentual necrophilia.

Mary is dead. They have taken part in a ritual a few years after Repugnant became a thing, which essnentially turned them into a fully aware undead corpse.

They don't even rot really. They're just cold to the touch and have to breath manually. They do have a heartbeat and a pulse, though. For some reason. They can also still blush, but their blood is incredibly dark, so it looks their cheeks are literally turning black.

They get turned on by the weirdest shit. Threaten to beat them up? Into that. Call them a perv? Into that as well.

If you befriend Mary, you'll most definitely end up hooking up with them or joining in on their shenaningans.

And you'll probably end up getting close to the other bandmates.

Doesn't mind if you hook up with any of them, by the way. They hook up with their bandmates too, after all.

Hell, these folks have orgies together. They'll probably invite you to join them.

Mary's not legally allowed in graveyards. Which doesn't really matter to them because it's their favorite place.

They've been a part of multiple orgies in a mausoleum.

The also have a life-time ban from Hot Topic after masturbating in th changing room simply because they said "eh, why not?"

Pissed their pants on the tour bus once because they got fucking wasted. DD, equally wasted, sucked their dick in consolation. No clean-up. Mary came way quicker than they normally do. DD refuses to let that story go.

Mary is sort of oblivious to boundaries. They are okay with pretty much everything and just... assumes their partner is too. The partner has to be the one to bring it up. After being told the boundaries, Mary absolutely respects them. They maybe fucked up, but not that fucked up.

They're also pretty perceptive, but they also never push. If you wanna talk about your emotions, you gotta tell them.

Mary has an OnlyFans. It's the source of half of Repugnant's budget. The other half is DD's financial scams and pyramids.

Their upper right fang is broken. A result of a fist-fight.

They're insecure about their teeth because many people in their childhood told them their smile was making everyone uncomfortable.

They have pretty poor personal hygiene in general. They literally have to be forced to bathe or shower. Usually by DD who is just completely done with their bullshit.

Their favorite movie is the Human Centipede. Once made a comment about how this is what rimming parties would look like if people weren't cowards.

Unhinged switch.

Pretty aggressive while topping. Bites a lot. Might bite a bit of their partner off if they're allowed to. A sadist.

Complete masochist when bottoming. Their partner could literally torture them and they'd love every second of it.

You could piss in their mouth and they'd be delighted. Much prefers to drink piss instead of pissing into other people's mouths, but they'll do that, too, if asked.

Has a fantasy of people riding them while they pretend to be dead.

Absolutely no shame when you tell them the most degenerate shit ever. Gets all flustred when called cute. It's hilarious.

I love Mary and I could talk about them for hours, so I'll stop here before it becomes too much.

~

Written by Jez.

Taglist: @thermodynamic-comedian @copias-fluffy-asscheeks @lunarsromantichomicide @randodummy @tuttifuckinfruttifriday

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Hey, can we talk about how Weiss is the luckiest Member of RWBYJNPR?

Just real Quick?

Like no one should compare traumas, it's not a competition. But. like.

Weiss has suffered the least of them all? But was somehow also the worst of them in the beginning?

Because She had

Abusive father

absent, alcoholic mother

threat of being attacked because of her name

Has a scar over one eye, doesn't show signs of impairment

And then she got better as a person and personally suffered

Forced 'home' by evil father

getting kidnapped

getting stabbed with a spear

...

Home literally falls into the water

Watched her team fall into the void.

Ever After shenaningans?

That's it.

That's all her own personal suffering, and for a lot of that she had friends and family, like Klein or Winter, or RWBY! She even left WHitley alone when she was young, clinging to winter!

Compared to;

Ruby

Mom presumed dead

Dad was depressed

uncle was alcoholic

Raised mostly by sister

entered into a combat school early (This one IS negative for her)

Jumped into and active cannon

hunted for her eyes

watched a friend die in front of her. Like. Four times, even if one was a mouse and the other was an illusion

Watched Yang Take a hit and Fall into the coid, assumed she was dead.

a friend that came back to life died to another friend

feels the weight of the world is on her shoulders

LITERALLY ATTEMPTED SUICIDE

Yang

abandoned by mother

step mom presumed dead

father was horribly depressed

uncle was an alcolholic

had to raise sister

lost arm

abandoned by partner and sister.

Had to kill to survive

Self sacrificial tendencies.

Watched Sister she had raised attempt to Commit suicide

so yeah she's got abandonment issues

Blake

Is a minority, suffers from peoples racism.

Abusive, genocidal ex-boyfriend

Said Ex attempted to murder her and Yang, forcing them to kill him instead.

More Racism

Watched the woman she loved sacrifice herself.

AND JNPR

Jaune

His parents actively kept him from pursuing his dream

Criminally negligent, literally didn't know the basics of Hunting

Given Terrible romantic advice by dad

bullied, blackmailed, beat down on.

constantly belittled and denied by his crush (I don't blame weiss for saying no, but it still hurt him)

First person to believe in him Kissed him, Didn't believe in him, ran off to her death.

Suffered severe imposter syndrome and survivors guilt, along with depression and suicidal thoughts

never felt good enough

Nearly got Weiss killed because of Cinder

Took anger out on oscar, Regretted it

Nearly got his team killed because they agreed with his plan to steal an airship

Neo beat up his team! Stole the Relic of Knowledge!

Watched so many of his Friends fall into the Void

had to assist in a Friend's suicide

Family Sword (And therefore legacy) Broke

LEFT BEHIND BY WINTER, WHO COULD HAVE VERY EASILY SAVED HIM.

Lost in a Goddamn fairytale world for a decade or two, alone. on a beach. ALONE.

Drank poison because that's what the story said to do. Couldn't even fucking die right.

The Paper pleasers. Just everything with the paper pleasers

His friends, once reunited with him, thought he had gone insane (He kinda had lost it, but really who wouldn't have?) and They didn't believe him. That hurt.

Pyrrha and Penny Illusion by NeoCat

Damn Jaune really is the Spider-man of RWBY, isn't he. His story is fucking sorrowful.

Pyrrha

Put on a pedestal above her Peers, very lonely

Object of affection focused on someone else

Given a nonchoice to protect people.

Fucking Died. Has remained dead. haunts the narrative.

Ren

parents died

lived on the road most of his life

His power is literally emotional repression

only had Nora

Lost his new family in the Void.

Nora

presumably never had a dad

abandoned by Mother

Lived on the road

only had Ren

That Shock-Force-Field thing in Atlas, left with permanent scarring.

Family Fell into the Void.

So, like. Can Weiss spread the wealth a little bit? In terms of luck?

The rest of them could probably really use it.

OF COURSE

None of this is to say Weiss Hasn't Suffered, she really has suffered in her own ways.

But like.

Not as much as any one other individual in her group.

[insideliascrazyhead]

Sannoh Rengokai´s instagram shenaningans remix Sleepy Lion is actually a baby snake?! 2

Jesse:I´m a total slut for pink hair.Just gotta put that out there

Ice:& 4 ur boytoy.

Naomi:A pink cobra.a rare creature to see in the wild

Tetsu:i dead ass feel like whenever Cobra partys with the Mighty Warriors he turns into a crazy new persona and I wanna meet that guy

Smokey:split personality disorder needs a lot of treatment.go seek therapy.yall need therapy

Hyuga:says the sick victorian child

Murayama:smokey be coughing and goes please lord may i live longer im only 7

9:coughs up blood disease,gotta get that treated first.

Takeshi:Rude

Muraymama:nah Rude Boys!* makes crazy squirrel moves *

Yamato:Cobra the party animal.love that.

Noboru:Able to even drink Yamato the tank under the table!

Sara:thats a hilarious drinking game.really.it´s called alcoholism

Fujio:Just deadass found this funny little guy in Tsukasas bathroom

Yasushi:Taking a shit in company.now that´s classy

Todoroki:Probably whole heartedly means it too

Tsukasa:that´s sir Froggington Barthollowquak the fourth

Jamuo:what a distinguished gentle man

Kizzy:i love this shit

Ice:man let me tell yall their apartment looks like a curriosity store anyways.

Naomi:Totally i also got my crustation menstruation station lobster that holds pads etc,from Cobra a

Cobra:When Jesse´s wasted he speaks to that thing

Jesse:When we got him Cobra usually forgot we have him.So at night when Cobra went in there we heard him scream bloody murder!

Hyuga:Aint nobody else weirded out by this?Just me?guess I go fuck myself then...

Tetsu:growing up around all that weird crap must be fun tho

Tsukasa:it is.its like a wonderland

Jesse:Heart Eyes Motherfucker<3

Ice:Suprise Motherfuckers?

Murayama:Break Cobra-chans heart Imma break your bones

Naomi:Exactly.What he said.

Yamato:C´mon guys there together for like 17 years and have a teenage son together! Noboru:Still I was in jail once and won´t mind going again...

Jesse:Yáll are crazy I would never hurt Cobra! Sarah:You did go to jail for a few years and left him to raise Tsukasa. Cobra:Relax.I had help from literally everyone.

Rocky:Well if you break up i would just state:that´s on dating a former Doubt member

Kizzy:So was I tho...

Kaito:He doesn´t mean you sweetheart.You´re an angel and we´re thrilled to have you.

Smokey:questionable adorable

Fujio:Goals tho.Hope Tsukasa and I end up like you and Cobra-san! Cobra:Don´t even think about kids until you´re at least done with school!

Todoroki:The bar is so low it´s literally on the floor Tsukasa.You didn´t even finish school dad! Jesse:Yeah and because he didn´t go to school we had you...

Sarah:Cobra got knocked up cause he didn´t knock you out.

Fujio: OMG what if he knocks me up?!

Tsukasa:

Cobra:No that happened because of a cheap tequila and a gas station condom!Also Fujio that won´t happen to you cause you don´t have a uterus!

Fujio:Was it removed the time I needed to go to the hospital to have a surgery because i was in so much pain.

Tsukasa:No Fujio.That was your appendix.You don´t have a uterus because you got amab

Ice:Yeah fuck the police!Acab and all that!

Cobra:I should knock myself out it would be a lot less painful than reading this!

Cobra:date night suprise by Jesse

Kizzy:when you paint each other then Jesse got a beautiful masterwork aka Cobra´s face

Kaito:And Cobra? Rocky:Cobra has a horror halloween decor of Jesse´s ugly mug

Jesse:Mean!MeanieMouse! Ice:draw each other naked now that´s a date night

Dan:Ew.Nobody wanna see that shit.

Murayama:I wanna see Cobra-chan naked!

Hyuga:if the whole gangleader,gas station shit aint gonna work he would make a ton of cash on onlyfans

Smokey:you nasty pig.

Jesse:Now you got me clutching my imaginary cause im broke ass fuck pearls right now

Chiharu:Well he´s just stating facts

Tetsu:right onlyfans!thats the easiest thing i couldve done after the bathouse closed.

Sara:Cobra would be successfull on onlyfans,you wouldn´t

Tetsu:are you bodyshaming me

Cobra:she´s not saying that you´re so scrawny that you would get lost in the covers lilke a remote.She just said you aint got that personality and attitude of being like oh fuck yeah i´m gorgeous.

Dan:that wine was probably empty ten minutes in

Jesse:It was we switched to tequila

Tsukasa:yeah i came home and they painted nearly everything but the canvas.furniture,walls but nope canvas was clean

Ice:Why did jesse start off with water tho.

Jesse:Yeah,that wads totally water and not vodka*sweats nervosly*

Cobra:yeah and you didn´t throw up all morning,screaming you´re dying.it was miserable

Tsukasa:Lovely conversation between my parents as usual

Jesse:Romantic evening slutz,reloaded!<3

Sara:only way to capture cobra´s heart is candy

Pearl:You gonna get diabetes

9:sweeeeeet (literally)

Cobra:Nah got hypoglycemia already i need that shit

Dan:shitty excuse Naomi:if i try to be romantic Yamato would inhale that shit like a vaccum cleaner

Yamato:i wouldn´t you´re a mean little person.i would love a romantic evening like that

Naomi:yeah and in the end you bite my hand instad of a marshmallow

Rocky:dentist bill through the roof

Cobra:yall ever heard of a toothbrush?no?explains it all...nasty fucks

Hyuga:especially with you´re weird ass silver teeth like the back of a damn garadge truck

Smokey:looks like a oompa loompas colon

Ice:Yo we all gonna eat at jesse´s from now on!

Tsukasa:blood type sugar syrup.

Cobra:Yall way too dramatic

Tsukasa:nah you got the eating habits of a toddler.you´re a grown man.not even your son is a toddler anymore thats how old you are.

Cobra:So what you wanna have me eating then?prune juice and oatmeal with raisins?Hell nah.-

Sarah:Found this oldie and thought that´s gotta go on social media

Cobra:Where did you find that ?!

Ice:We found that in you real life facebook! Tsukasa:You mean a photoalbum? Sarah:That exact one.

Fujio:Awww tiny baby Tsukasa

Rocky:Good that he didn´t get Jesse´s looks * dry heaves *

Noboru:You looked like death

Jesse:oh screw you you know exactly babies don´t like sleeping at night

Naomi:thats not exactly how it works...

Jesse:you know exactly how I let Cobra sleep most nights of course I know the baby doesn´t like sleep

Murayama:Aww a sleepy baby lion snake.Well now he likes sleeping a looooot more

Yamato:Or crazy idea,he prefers Cobra

Kizzy:Even I prefer Cobra

Jesse:We all do girl.That´s exactly why the least I can do is let Cobra sleep through the night with all he did for the baby

Jesse:Cobra on vaccation not amused by the freezing cold.

Sarah:Cobra cold.Cobra retreats.

Tetsu:Escape the cold!

Naomi:Snakes are warm blooded creatures after all

Jesse:loved how he stepped outdside and immidiatly said „yep.imma piss ice cubes all night“

Murayama:not vacay all day huh Cobra-chan?

Yamato:Cobra´s rule for vacation „I´m not adulting today“ Ice:Can yall imagine a romantic vacation tho where you wanna get kinky and shit and its like ah

yeah just let me peel the ten layers off that im wearing like a fucking onion

Noboru:you did cobra dirty.beach vacation then boom.ice age 5 cobra crawls out of the woodwork

Cobra:thats exactly why we spend the rest of the weekend in the hotel room

Hyuga:oh you kinky bitch i love that

Dan:so did the hotel bill huh?

Jesse:not necessarily.cobra was wrapped in a blanket borrito.He took the blanket borrito with him whenever he left the bed

Tsukasa:Totally sounds like dad.So yeah that fits.

Naomi:That´s how he looked when Cobra made a new Sannoh family tradition up;

that night we all went tipsy grocery shopping;one rule;whatever we get we need to take out of other peoples shopping carts and replace them with something weird or inapropriate.

Tsukasa:best shopping trip ever

Murayama:That´s sound so good I gotta try this with Seki and Furuya! Fujio:Damn that´s the greatest family to marry in ever!

Jesse:It was so hard to be sneaky tho! Cobra:Naomi the feral chaos gremlin totally won tho!

Yamato:Fuck yeah!She replaced a few onions with hair coloring even tho that guys bald.

Smokey:Sounds ridiciulously like a fun trip tho

Rocky:And risky to get your ass kicked Cobra:Fun sponge

Hyuga:what? Tsukasa:You heard my dad firework boy,he said fun sponge.

Jesse:Found this old ass photo from our first date night after baby Tsukasa!Yamato babysat last minute and I just went to Cobra and rushed him out just how he was,before Yamato escapes.

Yamato:You nearly left dust clouds so fast where you

Naomi:If you would be a teenager that´s up all night with a screaming baby you would want a break too

Ice:Ey yo don´t forget Jesse be talking like a toddler all day!

9:He complained so loudly.Like „If I read one more time in some damn book what sound does a cow make...It´s moo motherfucker!Moo!“ hilarious

Kizzy:Cobra may didn´t finish highschool but he easily (at least I hope so) could´ve read the baby a book

Noboru:He tried.At the what sound does a pig make he says hey i know that.it says you have the right to remain silent! Sarah:How about leaving the raising to the good old tv? Tsukasa:He and Yamato always watched wrestling with me until I cobra-twisted a kid in daycare...

Yasushi:You little psycho i love that

Kyoshi:You can´t say much you´re favorite childhood toy was a hammer.

Dan:You really went the date in joggers?

Cobra:Not everyone is as desperate as you Dan,also Jesse tried to replace date night with dinner.

Naomi:That´s so romantic. Cobra:Not if you burned the soup out of the can you wanna make.It went gooey and green.

Jesse:Rude!Yamato still ate it

Tetsu:Yamato would eat a motorcycle if he could...

Yamato:and i throw up so violently you toilet cried kill me....

Noboru:no.that was probably your intestines

Pearl:why would anyone let jesse cook.he´s miserable at cooking.

Tsukasa:That was like thousand years ago

Murayama:Woah Cobra-chan still looks as young as when he was a teenager.

Jesse:He pickled himself in tequila.