#personal fucking problems i guess

[cthulusserpentisrising]

I lean over him, taking his cock into my mouth slowly as I begin to gently lick it, swirling my tongue on his tip kissing it gently as I hear him groaning. “Damn baby, what else can that mouth of yours do?” Smirking as I begin to take his length further into my mouth feeling him, inch by inch easing him down my throat as I feel him put his hands in my hair tugging it. “Keep going, don’t you dare stop.” Bobbing my head up and down I begin to suck on him faster, taking him deeper as I feel him nearing his orgasm. “That’s right baby, take my cum down your throat..” As his hips thrust going deeper in my throat I feel him become undone as I swallow his load nearly choking on him. 

I immediately pull off of him licking my lips staring into his eyes as he pulls me in close to kiss him. “That was so fucking sexy babygirl, now I need you to come ride daddy.” Smiling as he leans his seat back where I can maneuver myself over his lap taking my clothes off piece by piece in the process giving him a good show over my body as tits come out of my bra as i slowly drag my nipples against his shirt feeling them get sensitive by the texture of his shirt. “I think you’re a little too overdressed for me to ride you officer.” 

Watching him take his clothes off in a swift movement, he brings my body closer to his as my nipples brush against his chest, moaning the process as I feel my pussy get wetter and wetter by each burning moment yearning to feel his whole length inside of me. Leaning in as I kiss him, biting his lower lip I feel his hands trace my sides slowly as he reaches my hips pulling me up over his cock tearing my panties off in the process as he deepens our kiss. “These are in the way, they need to be removed so I can feel you around me.” Giggling against his lips as I reach down stroking his cock as I slowly guide my wet hole on his tip. Getting impatient I feel him grip my hips hard making him slip inside of me as I moan out his name. “Oh fuck officer, your cock is going to destroy my pussy~” He grunts as he begins to move his hips, feeling his slide in and out of me hearing my wetness take his whole cock.

“That’s the goal princess, daddy is going to destroy that cute needy cunt of yours.” Kissing him hard and passionately, I grip his shoulders, taking back control, moving my hips as I  ride his cock. I hear him grunt more as he squeezes my ass and his other hand in my hair gripping me. “That’s right baby, ride daddy’s dick like the whore you are for him.” I moan louder hearing the clapping sounds as my pussy squeezes him more beckoning him to take me deeper as I feel wetness drip out around him. Moving my hips faster and harder, my pussy sucking him in deeper trying to milk him for his cum I feel myself about to burst from ecstasy. “Oh fuck I’m going to cum daddy! Holy hell.” He thrusts hard and fast as I feel his seed in my womb. “Fuck yes baby, cum for me!” 

We slow down kissing each other as we’re naked together in his car in his seat, tangled together as he keeps his hold on my body as I lean further into him. “Oh fuck, you’re coming home with me tonight princess. Daddy needs your pussy to fuck more frustration out on.” As we begin to situate ourselves, I leave myself half naked for his pleasure until we arrive in front of a huge house at the far end of the neighborhood.

[cthulusserpentisrising]

that's my shit right here, relaxing playing video games and having ass rubs??? where's my dream guy at?

[sadisthetic]

the madness frustration loneliness of the dissonance of a mismatch of the rotten heart to the rest

allosexual aromantic swag happy pride *peaces out*

[icaruspendragon]

my husband and i started dating almost six years ago and our anniversary is coming up so i was looking through texts from when we first started seeing each other and jfk i'm just now realizing he was flirting with me and i simply did not realize that’s what was happening.

he'd say something like "aren’t you just the sweetest thing" and i'd respond with some shit like "that's nice of you to say. i have a deeply ingrained borderline pathological need to be liked and also to make other people happy so it's good to know i'm succeeding in that."

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

Listen, I love Fiddlestan as much as the next guy, but where did we start getting the idea Ford was cold and dismissive towards Fidds during their time working on the portal???

I could totally be wrong because I haven't read every single GF related thing (hell, my journals aren't decoded because I'm a slacker), but like??? The first time he saw him, he bought him his favorite snacks *and* a whole ass banjo and said he'd make it his mission that Fiddleford would be comfortable in his home.

They go adventuring together and talk about things like fashion trends and the future and go stargazing.

Ford is *so* happy when Fiddleford returns that he hugs him immediately. Abd then he feels bad that Fiddleford feels bad about his failing marriage that he throws him a holiday party even though he doesn't celebrate and hates the holidays honestly. And he put on Fiddlefords favorite song (which he despises and honestly? ME TOO FORD. I HAVE BEEF WITH THAT SONG) and drank seemingly spiked eggnog with him despite not usually liking to drink. So that he could make Fiddleford feel better.

He also just openly adores everything Fiddleford does. Maybe it's only in his journals. You could argue he doesn't say it out loud but, like, he exclusively describes him as impressive all of the time-

And I get where it's coming from in like a "oh he's a workaholic who has the pressure of Bill breathing down his neck that he has to be working on the portal 24/7." And like yeah, but in the pages he's a workaholic he's a workaholic practically begging Fiddleford to stay up with him because he loves working along side him. Fiddleford and him work *together.*

Like the page where they're sorta fighting with each other because Ford wants to work more its not "leave me alone Fiddleford, I have to do this" it's "hey! How come you won't stay up with me! Ugh this is so unfair that you're going to bed even though you know I plan to continue working for another hour."

I'm just saying if Fiddleford wanted to cuddle, I imagine Ford's response would be "Oh! Awesome, I love spending time with him 🥰🥰🥰" but he'd just end up using Fidds' back as a table for his studies. Or they'd do that thing where one of them is working on a desk and they sit on one chair in each other's arms.

And, while we're here, realistically? Emotionally stunted, slapped by more women than He's dated, "I can't cry in front of people, and the only thing I'm good for is my fists." Stanley Pines??? He's not cuddling shit. He's got that toxic masculinity ingrained into him. It doesn't matter how incredibly touch starved he is, cuddling is too emotionally intimate and "girly" for him. Honestly if Fiddleford tried to cuddle him he'd probably throw him in a headlock because he's also been on the streets for years now with people constantly trying to attack him.

And I'm not saying this to diss on Fiddlestan. Again, I *like* Fiddlestan! But when I read "Ford could never appreciate him like Stan could" I don't understand it.

They so clearly bonded well together, and if Ford truly was being an asshole (or not an asshole, but just generally unpleasant even when he wasn't possessed) the whole time, I doubt Fiddleford would've stayed. Nostalgia and physical attraction can only get you so far, and Fidds is already facing the horrors in Gravity Falls, Stanford has to be a hell of an amazing person to make someone want to stay. Like, he's a grown adult. Sure he really wanted to impress Ford and allotted himself to be "the tech guy to Ford's smarts" but if he wanted to leave, he could've. And there didn't seem to much keeping him there. Especially when he was having doubts on the portal.

[cthulusserpentisrising]

I'm bored so anyone can ask anything I'm an open book

Go ahead and ask

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

03: Do you regret anything?

04: Are you insecure?

05: What is your relationship status?

06: How do you want to die?

07: What did you last eat?

08: Played any sports?

09: Do you bite your nails?

10: When was your last physical fight?

11: Do you like someone?

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

14: Do you miss someone?

15: Have any pets?

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

18: Are you scared of spiders?

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

26: What are you craving right now?

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

30: What’s irritating you right now?

31: Does somebody love you?

32: What is your favourite color?

33: Do you have trust issues?

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

51: Favourite food?

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

54: Is cheating ever okay?

55: Are you mean?

56: How many people have you fist fought?

57: Do you believe in true love?

58: Favourite weather?

59: Do you like the snow?

60: Do you wanna get married?

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

62: What makes you happy?

63: Would you change your name?

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[the-kipsabian]

[onbearfeet]

No, Microsoft Word, upon consideration I don't think my audience will be offended by my use of the word "fuck". My intended audience is queers, teenagers, and queer teenagers, all of whom seem to be absolutely fucking delighted by my use of the word "fuck".

[lesbiansanemi]

So hard being a sukuna enjoyer and trying to find fics about him because you get one of two options

1. God awful out of character reader insert porn where you’re his uwu submissive (normally terrified of him) concubine or some shit but GASSSSPPPP he ACTUALLY cares about you and is soft for YOU ONLY and he wants you to GET PREGNANT with HIS HEIR oh my GOD

Or

2. God awful out of character suku.fushi or suku.ita where the plot is like what if sukuna was a MAFIA BOSS and he got OBSESSED WITH THEM and KIDNAPPED them and also it was INCEST and OMEGAVERSE and they call him DADDY while he FUCKS THEM INTO THE MATTRESS and talks about their PUSSY the WHOLE time

And both make me want to throw up in my mouth and momentarily wish I had the power to arbitrarily ban ppl from posting on the internet

[cthulusserpentisrising]

I need your touch officer, take me home make me yours...

I crave that feeling of your lips onto mine... your hands exploring all over me...

even if that means you have to handcuff me and carry me away....

Your words, your hands, your kisses and the sweet intimacy I so desperately crave....

Please keep telling me those sweet nothings I want to hear, make my pussy wet with need to take your cock inside of me so deep....

Continue tell me how much of a slutty girl I am for you, and that you have to pound my holes to teach me a lesson....

Mark me up, leave bites and bruises all over my neck down to my tits....

make me yours entirely...

I want it all....

[autistic-beshelar]

ah yes dungeon meshi, the manga where an autistic man gets repeatedly bullied by people he thinks are his friends and not a single person supports him

[torments-my-obelisk]

DSOD is such a funny movie. Kaiba comes on screen in his giant fucking space station molded into his company logo and I just laughed. He’s so dramatic. He misses his rival and is so obsessed with getting some closure for once in his goddamn life that he spent well over a billion dollars to excavate a cursed puzzle and build a space elevator to the afterlife but the minute anyone says anything about ‘hey maybe that’s a little unhealthy’ he’s snapping and snarling and telling them to fuck off. Except the cube guy. He’s has a duel disk and is also full of unprocessed grief so he can stay. Yugi Moto looks them dead in the eye and says “first of all, I’m only here because you both blackmailed me. Secondly, fuck you both for that, by the way. Thirdly, I’m gonna kick your ass”. Card games ensue, meanwhile Yugi tries his absolute best to show Kaiba the pharaoh is gone and maybe he needs to spend some time reflecting on his emotions and yes the invitation is still open to talk about Him BUT THEN THE NARRATIVE PROVED KAIBA RIGHT?!! AND THE PHARAOH COMES BACK AND YUGI HAS TO LOOK KAIBA IN THE EYE AND TELL HIM THAT HES SORRY FOR DOUBTING HIM?? WHAT. What Kaiba takes from all this is that a) his horrid coping mechanisms work after all, b) if he just fucks around enough and spends all his money he really can be king of the world and c) the best option is definitely to finish that space elevator and fucking. Go to the afterlife I guess. To duel his “hated rival” or whatever. Fuck off

[forestgreenlesbian]

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[stabbyfoxandrew]

just got a notification from my phone calendar saying "It's almost alfo's birthday, do you want to plan something?"

[iero]

I put in PTO for Easter week next year (might be going back to the UK that week if all goes well) and my boss texted me this morning basically saying that I should consider myself lucky that they’re gonna go ahead and approve it because I’m gonna be the ONLY ONE allowed to take off for that week… News flash: People with jobs have lives outside of work! What a concept!

[sherlock-is-ace]

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