#pepperony moments

[pepperonitowerask]

Something tells me that that wasn't the most silent break down...

Totino: "Yeah, no KIDDIN'! I bet we scared ol' Peppino up there half to death- I asked you to do this to be STEALTHY, not to whack something so hard you shake the damn foundations!"

Noisette: "Connard- you give me something to hit things with and I'M GONNA HIT THINGS WITH IT! What part of that little transaction don't you understand!"

Totino: "You are simply impossible, you know that?"

Noisette: "It's part of my loveable charm, I'll have you know!"

Totino: "That loveable charm is gonna get us both KILLED, OR WORSE!"

Noisette: "Sounds like someone's jealous that he lost all of his loveable charm when h... when... c'est quoi ça???"

Totino: "Ah well! Don't you worry a hair on your head- I'll forgive you, considerin' you got the job done!"

Totino: "We'll be out of that Italian's sight in no time with a quick trip through one of these babies!"

Noisette: "WHAT."

[unluckyprime]

“get the FUCK out of my house, scary.”

cant stop thinking about lincoln holding tony’s hands in his last moments

[lokiusly]

blah blah everything isn’t about ships blah blah BUT why have Sylki moments and a kiss if there’s a track called Lokius and then second season rolls around and suddenly the kiss is kinda retconned (or at least further enforces that it was just a distraction) but you have Sylvie being emotional after talking to Loki at a record shop but then have Mobius be the person Loki watches over—

[heartbeetz]

Apparently (according to a friend) taking all the pepperoni off a frozen pizza and reorganizing it so they're actually spread out evenly before baking is a "top ten autistic moment". Whateverrr 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[you-want-you-dont-want]

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i accidentally killed him.

...

i'm sorry snotty. maybe in another save file, i'll be snotty certified....

[its-tortle]

mans on tinder just said his favorite marvel movie is endgame,,, sir do u even know the basic ingredients for what makes a good movie

[onippep]

Oni, I can’t take it, hold me.

(Always.)

[elgatodeltren]

[little-ajax-56793]

FREDDY FAZPIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[madigoround]

I am now full of a 2.78 pepperoni pizza combo from Sam’s club and feeling fucking decadent my guys

[pepperonitowerask]

A guest? No no no, more of an intruder, I'd gather. They aren't supposed to be here, right? Guests are welcomed. Intruders are not.

Fakino: "Euqnuihc È? Oaic-" (Hello? Is anyone-)

Fakino: "EEP!"

???: "You- You think you can just-a BARGE INTO MY R- BARGE IN AND-A, and ATTACK ME WHILE I'M NOT-A LOOKING?!"

???: "Why... why I-a oughta to- I should just-"

???: "... Wait..."

Peppino: "You... Fakino?"

[tokruta]

I feel so cheated sometimes bc I fucking hate the taste and smell of meat (I categorize seafood as meat too) and beans

I'm Mexican-American

My Mexican mother is considered the best in the family for Mexican cuisine, everyone loves her food and I can't eat most of it

I can't eat it or smell it without wanting to gag (I don't, but I need to leave after a while to get a break)

Mexican food is considered one of the best food cultures in the world, my mother was born and raised in Jalisco and brought all the recipes she learned from her mother with her

I grew up on fast food and faster/easier recipes because she needed to put more time and effort into cooking for the rest of the family

I also grew up in Los Angeles, one of the best places in the US for authentic Mexican food. We'd go to Mexican restaurants when she didn't feel like cooking (and on one memorable occasion, a house/restaurant that was recommended to my parents at church lol), and if not Mexican restaurants, then some fast food place or seafood buffets. I stopped going out to eat with family often in my teens bc it wasn't worth taking me. I also remember being judged and just hated the experience and would make up excuses to not go

I don't know, I was on my tiktok fyp and I kept getting a lot of stuff about Mexican food and I just hate being reminded of my fucking defects so much. I didn't choose to utterly despise meat and beans and I feel so left out of my own culture. If I could eat it, I would, but I can't.

My siblings grew up on all of these amazing foods, and I grew up right alongside them, eating something else.

[pizza-games-and-more]

peperony and chease

[salvagedsouls]

tag dump eleven!!

ft. ships ♥

note: these are going to be either blog-specific or some of the more popular ones, and later tag dumps will have other ships that are partner-specific, less popular, etc.

[regularshcw]

rigby tag dump !

🦝 rigby // ic / how in the h are we gonna fix this s ? 🦝 rigby // musings / stop talking !!! 🦝 rigby // about / my pepperonis are roasting up here 🦝 rigby // likes / aesthetics / it's like barfing rainbows into my eyes 🦝 rigby // music / going to this concert could be the biggest moment of my life 🦝 rigby // starter call / did you go to medical school in the last five seconds 🦝 rigby // visage / man defaces self for prize

[urbanchats]

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