#π¦ rigby // ic / how in the h are we gonna fix this s ?
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" Duuuude, it's 4 / 20. Y'all know I'm gonna get liiiit. "
#π¦ rigby // ic / how in the h are we gonna fix this s ?#ποΈ open // not settin' up the chairs next time#weed tw#me whos already smoked like. a few times JEHDKFJ#waiting 4 the parents to come back from the retrieval mission /JOKING
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@cutdeepshiver // CONT.
" Nah, man, they were tryna eat me !! C'mon, it's cool, I got to sock a shark !!! " He's talking about a fucking BALA SHARK.
#cutdeepshiver#π¦ rigby // ic / how in the h are we gonna fix this s ?#ποΈ v ; crossover // across the portal into another world#like rigby stfu you dont know what ur talking abt#im w shiver on this kick his ass /ENTIRELY J JKDFGJ
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" Why is talking on extreme difficulty ? "
#π¦ rigby // ic / how in the h are we gonna fix this s ?#ποΈ open // not settin' up the chairs next time#i love this quote too much KJRSJFKG
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" Dude, listen, I'm just here t' smoke some weed, eat pizza and have a good time...and I ain't got no pizza. "
#π¦ rigby // ic / how in the h are we gonna fix this s ?#ποΈ open // not settin' up the chairs next time#weed tw#listen. this popped into my head dont ask /silly
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@gorgonacorali // " that's a lot of blood. " / For Rigby for example??
blood, blood, gallons of the stuff
" Nah, it's-- OH MY GOD- " He had just now gotten a look at the injury, and it was bleeding a lot LOT more than he'd anticipated. He cringed, before rolling his arm over and licking it clean.
#gorgonacorali#π¦ rigby // ic / how in the h are we gonna fix this s ?#ποΈ answered // dude check out what came for you in the mail#blood tw#unsanitary tw#ask to tag#i would say rigby no but i do the same shit LMAO#q.
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" We really need a sign for the bathroom door, dude. I can't tell when it's locked and I walked in on Em snorting a line of coke yesterday. "
" For the last time, it wasn't coke, I was washin' my knives off. "
" Looked like coke. "
" I spilled baby powder, you insolent fucko. Coke don't work on me anyways, I'm fucking DEAD. "
#π¦ rigby // ic / how in the h are we gonna fix this s ?#πΎ em // ic / should've known that you've been dancing with a wolf#cocaine tw#drugs tw#we. we do need a sign for the bathroom door at my work tho#i knock but imagine being hoh and trying to hear someone in another room over a million barking dogs
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" I thought they were doing skateboard tricks. This is an advanced skateboard trick. "
" Yeah, it's called ' Digging Up Atlantis. ' "
#πbenson // ic / hi ; i'm benson ; your boss; former drummer; stick hockey enthusiast#π¦ rigby // ic / how in the h are we gonna fix this s ?#crack /#DIGGING UP ATLANTIS#q.
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rigby tag dump !
π¦ rigby // ic / how in the h are we gonna fix this s ? π¦ rigby // musings / stop talking !!! π¦ rigby // about / my pepperonis are roasting up here π¦ rigby // likes / aesthetics / it's like barfing rainbows into my eyes π¦ rigby // music / going to this concert could be the biggest moment of my life π¦ rigby // starter call / did you go to medical school in the last five seconds π¦ rigby // visage / man defaces self for prize
#π¦ rigby // ic / how in the h are we gonna fix this s ?#π¦ rigby // musings / stop talking !!!#π¦ rigby // about / my pepperonis are roasting up here#π¦ rigby // likes / aesthetics / it's like barfing rainbows into my eyes#π¦ rigby // music / going to this concert could be the biggest moment of my life#π¦ rigby // starter call / did you go to medical school in the last five seconds#π¦ rigby // visage / man defaces self for prize
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Rigby paused, thinking to himself for a good long moment. Then, after probably a full minute, he lifted his head again, eyes narrowing. " Throw in 300 bucks and you're on. "
"Well then, if you think it's fun to sock a shark in the face then perhaps, you'd like to fight mine? It'd be shella cool to watch." The octoling egged him on. Of course, hers is a megalodon which she's just casually opting to not mention.
#cutdeepshiver#π¦ rigby // ic / how in the h are we gonna fix this s ?#ποΈ v ; crossover // across the portal into another world#animal abuse tw#? i guess krhggrg#BUT casual reference to skips stress /SILLY#q.
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