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its been five years since the episode supermarket scandal aired on disney channel which meansâŚ
ITS BEEN 5 YEARS THAT CHIP HAS EXISTED!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE FLOML!!!
to celebrate i redrew all of his promo art AND even made pieces for the episodes that didnt have one! i planned this out for a month and got all of the artwork done in around a week and a half!!
[original pieces credits:
feud fight: jonathon wallach
coffee quest: chris pianka
reckoning ball and chipocalypse now: ariel vh]
#fanart#big city greens#chip whistler#cricket green#tilly green#pepper merchant#tomato-san#bill green#alice green#gloria sato#ms. cho#wholesome rose#wholesome greg#redraw#its also 5 years of andromeda existing but⌠yknow#i didnt make anything for long goodbye because he only makes a cameo :3#viewm arts
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If I had a nickel for every DM thatâs portrayed a pepper Iâd have two nickels which is not a lot but itâs weird it happened twice
#dimension 20#griffin mcelroy#The ravening war#d20 ravening war#aabria iyengar#There's no way we haven't made this joke already right#big city greens#karna solara#pepper merchant
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Wake up, BurningCheese/GoldenSpice babes, new poorly drawn blorbos just dropped
They look cooler in my head, I swear.
the images didn't show up the first time wtf lol
The kids are finally here, yay. I promised I'd show you them, and I finally stopped being an asshole and followed through. Almost got 200 followers and I'm very grateful for it - really, I'm nobody. I'm just some clown who says dumb stuff and makes dumb memes and writes cringey stories, and yet I convinced almost 200 people to tune in. Thank you all so much, users on here and anons in my inbox alike. As a token of appreciation, you can all endure my rambling about my OCs and witness a person in their early 20s draw like a 12 year old.
The boy is Pepper Jack (or Pepper Jack Cookie). He's the firstborn and older than his sister by a few years. He takes after his mother in a lot of ways, primarily in her appearance (save for nabbing his father's red eyes). He's incredibly bright (and a smartass lol), preferring to think his way out of conflict rather than fight his way out... not that he's above violence at all, if that glaive doesn't give it away lol. He harbors a deep sense of love and loyalty towards his family and his peoples, and carries the weight of his responsibilities and heritage with as much confidence and poise as he can muster. (There are/will be times where he stumbles, of course. He's not perfect. He struggles a lot more than he lets on, really. But he tries his best, for everyone's sake.)
The girl is Matar Paneer (or Matar Paneer Cookie). Again, she's the younger one by a few years. She was all but made in her father's image, save for inheriting her mother's eyes. She's a little firecracker: lively and fun-loving and stubborn as a mule. She doesn't ask "can I have/do this thing", she tells you "I'm going to have/do this thing". Golden is proud as anything to see her daughter be so greedy... until that greed comes into conflict with her and Spice's authority lol. But she's a good kid, despite being such a handful. She has an enormous heart and is not afraid to stand up for others/what's right, and she loves her parents and brother more than anything in the world. She might doubt her own capabilities, she might secretly fear that she's not strong enough to do what she needs to... but she keeps pushing anyway, because she'd honestly choose death over quitting.
Your eyes are not deceiving you, Pepper Jack's wings are blue lol. There's an actual reason for that. And that USO (Unidentified Sitting Object) in Matar Paneer's hair is a lotus (the cheese one in the GCK decor set lol). There's a reason for that, too. I thought it would be cool to give Jack a glaive and swap out the normal blade for that of a khopesh sword (glaives are not Egyptian, they only saw use in Asia and Europe, but I just HAD to give him a glaive), to add that Egyptian touch. Paneer's supposed to be wearing a pattu pavadai, it's a traditional Indian dress for young girls. It's a blouse plus a skirt. She's holding katar, Indian knives (Cilantro Cobra has them, too). And her hair's supposed to be in a low ponytail.
Merchant thinks that if they explain what their terrible drawings are supposed to convey, people will understand their intended vision and the pain will stop
I sat down and did research into both Egyptian and Hindu mythology for the sake of drawing inspiration for them both. I'll explain in detail in another post, but basically: both of them take after one Egyptian god and one Hindu god each. Golden takes after Ra and Spice takes after Shiva, so I figured I'd follow along that line.
Please flood my inbox with questions about them now. I've really been dying to talk about them for ages now. I've drafted extensive character sheets for them both, I even made up in-game descriptions for them lol. They're my little fankid blorbos and I love them :') I hope you all come to love them, too
(Also, I'm sorry they're on lined paper. I'm visiting family rn and that's the only paper my grandmother has in her house. I'd have to drive to a stationery to get printer paper and I'd really rather not drive in this particular country lol (shit roads, even shittier drivers). I'll doodle them on printer paper whenever somebody remembers to bring me some)
#haha spicy cheese and cheesy curry. Get it?#also... when you accidentally indirectly ship Ra x Shiva via making up kids technically born from them lol. Does this count as Old Man Yaoi#(jk I mean no disrespect whatsoever. These gods/faiths are and were important to people and I don't mean to offend)#(I genuinely love learning about other religions and I had fun being inspired by these ones)#(seriously I went ham with this shit. Pepper Jack's birth is based on an Egyptian creation myth lol)#These two have long roads ahead of them. They're going to struggle and get hurt. But they'll pull through and come back better than before#fr please ask me stuff about them. I need an excuse to ramble for 10k words#you can even ask stupid shit like what their favorite color is#I love these two. I feel like their crazy grandma lol#also I have lots of thoughts wrt Spice & Golden as parents and their thoughts/feelings about parenthood#plus their individual relationships with each child#so you can expect me to rant about that too lol#maybe someday Merchant will shut the fuck up#cookie run kingdom#burning spice cookie#golden cheese cookie#burningcheese#goldenspice#cookie run oc#cookie run fankid#pepper jack cookie#matar paneer cookie
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my favorite odd lil gremlin pepper man
#The Pepper Merchant#big city green#all i have atm is krita and im so not used to it lol#also in a very very upset mood so just tryna cheer myself up#i think i might be that only guy loving this weirdo but man when he says his weird lil catch phrases#Pickont Pepper Palace#???#cartoon#fan art#ill post old content again later
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MC and the seven Demon concubines Headcannons
Instead of taking a human lover, You had other tastes in men.
You're so busy trying to really your kingdom you sometimes forget how loved you are! Your lovers are happy to remind you.
Satan
Satan is your military Commander, a force to be reckoned with in battle. But you're the only one who can tame him, (or make him worse). Using your body or letting you use his body as a stress relief, He's more than happy to fuck the stress right out of you.
Even though he is a demon, you can't help but worry for him when he goes out to fight Your battles for your kingdom. He writes to you often and brings gifts from war. He tells you not to worry about him since you always do, even when he cannot see you. And when he gets home, he will make it up to you ;)
Satan frequence the training grounds where he can practice all sorts of weapons as well as the barracks where he spars and chats among his soldier and Conrad's at arms. If you ask he is more than happy to train you in combat. There is nothing cuter than you're serious face as your hand grips a sword tightly in your hand.
If you manage to beat him in combat, his eyes will stare blankly at the sky, lying on the ground. He's never been so turned on in his life. He'll take you right then and there caring little for how many soldiers in his army see. To his knowledge the soldiers are smitten with you as whis will be a great reminder that you are his.
Mammon
He was yours from the start. The arrogant demon is so confident to win and buy your attention. As the richest, wealthiest man in the world, He knows his assets, and he's proud of them. Your kindness and humbleness not only confuses him but makes him fall harder. Your personality is just as beautiful as your face and body and you are made to be spoiled.
He worships the ground you walk on and peppers every inch of your body with his lips. Despite having a kingdom You still hold so little to your name. Mammon has known Kings and queens that have the rarest riches in the realm. But you give everything you have and to your kingdom and that kind of generosity attracts him like a moth to a flame.
Mammon is not only the devil of greed but also a successful businessman and merchant. Traveling across the realm to collect more riches and do business with other kingdoms. He showers you with gifts about 10 times a week. Or at least tries most the time you politely decline his generous gifts and it takes him a lot of effort to make you accept what you deserve.
At least you accept his pleasure in bed, when he greedily tastes you with his tongue like a starving man. Fucking your body like he owns it. You already own his.
Leviathan
Your fiance in an arranged marriage. She tells you over and over again that This marriage is only to join your kingdoms in an alliance and you agreed since he offered Not only your independence from his kingdom and yours but also his unwavering support.
Leviathan is starting to regret not joining your kingdoms as you gain more concubines and more rivals to your love He wished he could have just became emperor.
Unbeknownst to you, he's loved you for a while now, But having never experienced this emotion And the fact that you are still technically a rival kingdom, His feelings for you are complicated. Leviathan's followers and devoted subjects constantly stir the pot just so they can have their beloved emperor to get more excuses to be with you more.
Another way to air out the weight in his heart is to write love letters from a "secret admirer"
Beelzebub
The wandering eldest prince to the throne of his kingdom ran away since he hated work leaving his best friend Bael his "brother" to run the kingdom for him. When he traveled to your kingdom he fell in love with not only the great food but the beautiful scenery and the nice people. Finally contacting his "brother"He struck up a deal. To become your concubine in exchange, you would help protect his kingdom.
The Sly Prince wanted this to be a business only transaction but of course he had to fall in love with you over time. When he isn't traveling to other kingdoms, He is by your side.
He travels to other lands, writing letters to you and sending you gifts And when he comes back, he talks greatly about his travels and wants you to come along on his next trip.
Beelzebub is is a bad influence on you. To him all you do is work, work, work, and he tries to coax you into spending the day with him. If you've never been out the palace before he will have a good time trying to dress you up in disguise so the two of you could frolic out of the palace walls.
Lucifer
Was once the eldest son of a powerful empire now kicked out for his arrogance and pridefulness, he is a powerful paladin night with a talented gifts of healing. He treats the sick and wounded. Now he is building his own paradise Kingdom filled with all kinds of people from all different walks of life.
He met you one one day you felt ill from a deadly disease. The people in your court begged Lucifer to help and they do anything... He didn't understand his feelings then when his heart felt lighter, and he felt as though he couldn't breathe. When his eyes gazed upon you're sleeping form he was transfixed. Something about you pulled him toward you. Something about you He must have.
For healing you He asked for your hand. He does not need your power or your people. Since he could grow that himself. It is you he wants and you he shall get.
Even though he is technically your concubine Lucifer and you see each other on equal footing. Lucifer wants you to choose him, But he is still busy growing his kingdom. So the two of you are right often. When he does visit, he acts as though he's your knight in shining armor. Kissing your hand and standing by your side as if to protect you.
Belphegor(+Beleth)
He thought becoming your concubine would be a hassle. He was only doing this for the good of his own kingdom. But that opinion quickly changed when he actually got his first taste of you. Now he's obsessed So obsessed that His "advisor"Now wants you.
If it wasn't for the fact that you're so far away and he needs to still keep an eye on his subjects and kingdom he would not hesitate to live in the cozy chamber you prepared for him when he does stay.
You're such a diligent and hard worker so passionate to better your kingdom All he wants to do is support you, (by sleeping in bed supporting you in spirit)
But you can't help but notice Beleth His advisor had been eyeing you more recently. Maybe he wants you just as bad. His advisor looks more like his knight he probably is to
Asmodeus
You're not sure how you scored an audience with The king from one of the most feared kingdoms on the map. A kingdom known for its lack of laws. With impenetrable rock walls and a thick iron gate being heavily heavily guarded. The Kingdom feels more like a prison than a home. Perhaps that's why most people end up going if they have nowhere to go.
Asmodeus had everything handed to him and he wonders why you're different. He wonders why you hesitate to fall to your knees... He's puzzled by the fact that he actually has competition to compete with.
You're not sure why he's fond of you so. He brings you mountain of gifts some you don't even want to open and many many steamy love letters. It has been a painfully long time since he wanted someone so bad before.
He's fine with being your concubine for now as long as he has in your bed he is But even then that will soon to be proved not enough as he continues to crave for more and more of you.
#what in hell is bad#whb satan#whb leviathan#whb asmodeus#whb x reader#whb mammon#whb lucifer#whb belphegor#whb
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Exposure
You canât shake the feelings you have for Friedrich Harding, your fatherâs business partner.
It all started when Friedrich Harding had walked through the door.Â
It was an autumn night, not dissimilar to the others. You were sat on the lush upholstery of your parlour, in your designated spot amongst the grand piano and ornaments that decorated the walls and floors, lost in thought as you flew a needle and thread between fabric. It was one of the moments where your house lay quiet, practically coming to a standstill since the death of your mother. Â
The house had been an empty nest for a while. You were the youngest, the sole daughter of a wealthy ship merchant whoâd had three sons prior. Theyâd all since grown; moved into estates and had families of their own, whilst you, still in your early twenties, were left at home waiting to be courted. Well, that was most of your life anyway.Â
Naturally, your family had been extremely protective, and naturally that meant you were lonely. Days whilst your father worked was spent wandering the halls of your home, making idle conversation with Berta, the maid, or occasionally going for a walk amongst the shore or a local garden.
Nights were more sociable, but only so as the man would parade his colleagues into the dining room, but not before showing you off. You always earned a compliment or a kiss on the back of a hand, but it made you feel like a porcelain doll in a shop window. Enticing to look at, but not truly loved.Â
Only you really knew how to love yourself. You found love in the works of Wilde and Hardy â though lately youâd turned to the dusty books at the back of the shelf, the ones where women were nothing but harlots and the men ravenous. Was it your fathers? Your mothers? Bertaâs, even? Either way it didnât matter; as nights were spent with your head in a book, curled up by a small lamp falling asleep to vivid, distant images. You werenât like them.Â
You hadnât looked up when the door had opened, and two men had marched in, already laughing. In a sense, youâd learnt to zone out.Â
âDarling, why donât you come over and meet Herr Harding? His father used to come over for pool.âÂ
When heâd kissed the back of your hand, you thought you were sick. His eyes were a striking blue, with a strong, well-groomed moustache and sideburns, with his clothes tailored to match. Youâd felt your heart drop to your stomach and your body suddenly run clammy. It was naive of you to think that he could've transferred some kind of illness so soon, but it was never impossible. You hadnât a clue what went on at times.Â
âThe pleasure is mine. Your old man told me how stunning you were â I always knew he didnât have it within him to lie.âÂ
He was whisked away with a glass of port in his hands, and that was as brief as the first interaction had gone. Until heâd been around the following night. Then the next. And thereafter.Â
Friedrich wasn't like your fathersâ other business partners. He was younger, yes, but still significantly older than you. Though you made yourself scarce, youâd somehow catch his gaze from across the room or down the corridor, puffing mindlessly at the stick of smoke as his eyes subtly roved your body.
Conversations became longer, more frequent, and you found yourself making excuses for why you couldnât stay â for every time there was a discomfort, an excitement that was overwhelming and peppered your skin with goosebumps. Â
He made you sick, so much so that youâd stopped reading at night, finding your mind replaced with restlessness...the urge to be touched, satiated from your illness. You hoped it would go through eating more, prayer â anything that meant you wouldnât have to see a doctor.
Youâd heard things, horrible things.
The last time youâd seen one was when your mother died.Â
One day, Friedrich, fresh off a new deal outside of his business with your father, had shown up at the door. Seeing that it was Bertaâs duty to be useful, but ultimately inconspicuous, you made yourself as polite as possible, offering to show him the new artwork in the hallway by your bedroom.Â
âIâm afraid youâre rather early. Father has not yet returned from work,â you sighed, teeth grazing your bottom lip as you spoke. âItâs poor practise, but I can call Berta to fix you a meal â âÂ
âThat wonât be necessary unless you intend in dining with me,â Friedrich nodded. âYou must be hungry. Itâs passed the hour.âÂ
âItâs unfortunate that I must turn you down. My appetite alludes me.âÂ
âGoodnessâŚAre you ill?â He replied, raising a thick brow as he stepped towards you.Â
âMust we talk about this here?âÂ
âThereâs no one to witness the conversation, love,â he said, somewhat confused. âThough your secrecy worries me. Let us sit.âÂ
 You could hardly protest when he opened the door to your bedroom, his bright eyes scanning your features as he sought an answer. Â
âI must. But I havenât told anyone â I fear they may send me away if I were honest about the onset of my conditionâŚâÂ
Friedrich paused, and with pursed lips took a deep breath.Â
âI may only be your fatherâs business partner, but I can assure you that you have my upmost discretion, Madame,â he began, inching closer to you as he placed his hands gently on your arm, guiding you to sit on the edge of your bed. âDo speak to me.âÂ
The reality of your situation fell upon you as you fixated your gaze towards the ground, unable to avoid the pounding of your heart and the heavy rise and fall of your bust. You were alone with a man â one who was a protector, no doubt â alone in your room for the first time in your life, and you werenât even married.
Essentially, a respected name made you no different to a common whore. Your mouth was putty, but you found it within you to speak.Â
âI havenât been able to sleep through the night,â you began, breath hitching in your throat. âIâve felt faint, clammy. I can hardly focus on my embroidery.âÂ
Friedrich hummed.Â
âWhen did you begin feeling this way?âÂ
You swallowed, wringing your fingers as you glanced up at through your lashes.Â
âMonths ago, when you first visited.âÂ
The man furrowed his brows, and shock rang throughout your body at his reaction. Â
âWell, I can assure you that I havenât brought some kind of illness. Perhaps it may have been the material of my clothes?âÂ
You shook your head.Â
âI feel itâs something deeper, like a pull, almost. I have not felt this way for any manâŚIâm afraid that if I feel it for you, then I never will about future husband.âÂ
Something about the line caused him to perk up.Â
âSo, this sudden hysteria is about me?âÂ
Biting your lip, you fiddled with your necklace and slowly nodded, suddenly aware of how tight your corset felt. You were seemingly floating between life and death; as if you could drop dead at any moment yet still felt an overwhelming sense of anticipation â there was something in the horizon, seconds away from being tangible.Â
Friedrich dropped his head, caressing your chin as the cool metal of his pinkie ring pressed against your warm skin, angling you to look at him. His hands were large, veiny and slightly calloused, but were the mark of a great man, as he was. The smell of tobacco and port lingered on his breath as he drew you close, his face atoms away from placing a kiss to your lips.Â
âDo you want for me to make love to you, child? Caress your body and please you in the ways youâve read about in your fatherâs books? Is that what you wish?âÂ
A lump bobbed in your throat.Â
âFriedrichâŚIâm not yet a brideâŚâÂ
âIf thatâs something youâd like to wait for, I can make it happen, my love,â he began, words clear, yet not forceful. âBut you should know that I cannot resist you. My old man raised me otherwise, but I wonât deny my desire to bed you as you are. I simply cannot wait until we are wed.âÂ
âYouâd marry me?âÂ
âIâd do a lot more than that, darling.âÂ
It was natural for you not to protest once Friedrich laid his lips upon your own, hands dropping to your waist as you danced your fingers along his sideburns. His smoky musk consumed you, quite literally leaving you breathless as you whined against his body, desperate to rip yourself from your corset and allow him to consume you.Â
His lips moved in tandem with your own, occasionally making a wet noise amongst the sound of his own laboured breaths. Pulling away, you were met with air for only a short few moments before Friedrich laid you back onto the bed, body straddling your own as he peeled off his layers; not totally nude, but enough for him to move around. Â
You paid no attention to the slight ache in your back as you wriggled against the bedding, for the manâs lips were now attached to the nape of your neck, kissing and sucking your collarbone, as if he were trying to consume every inch of you. His moustache tickled your skin as his hands pawed at your dress, skilfully making their way up your undergarments. Â
In another life, this moment wouldâve come far more domestically, perhaps with you on your wedding night - but there was something far more devilish about being taken now, in your bedroom of your family home. You were almost certainly going to hell.Â
âYouâre quivering, love,â he said softly, watery blue eyes staring into your own. âYou shouldnât be scared of me.âÂ
You werenât - well, not entirely â more scared about how your body was reacting; your heart and mind in overdrive as his fingertips made their way down your thighs, thumb ever so gently grazing your labia as it did. Â
The bustle of your dress bothered you greatly, though Friedrich didnât seem phased by it; intent on devouring you even through the layers of fabric, causing the material to flap about in a crude manner. In his passionate haste, the man unbuttoned his trousers and poked his manhood through his briefs before lining himself by your entrance. Breath hitched in your throat as you felt his warm, slightly sticky tip poke at your sensitive hole, knuckles brushing against your folds as he pushed into you without hesitation.Â
A sharp gasp escaped your lips as he did, earning a concerned glance from the man.Â
âIâm sorry to hurt you, darling,â he breathed. âItâll only be a minute. I want nothing more than to make you feel good, believe me.âÂ
With your teeth between your bottom lip you nodded, spreading your legs as wide as the dull ache in your thighs could let you as the moustached man began to buck his hips into you.
Whether it was because he was your first (and only), or the fact that his frequent likening to a horse had rung true - Friedrich had a suitable length and girth to truly fill you up, ceasing the emptiness that your âsicknessâ had brought almost in an instant.Â
âHerr...â you whispered, eyes squeezed shut. You desperately wanted to moan; to cry out even, but found yourself too worried that Berta would see your ecstasy as a cry of distress. âHerr Harding, I canât --âÂ
âHold onto me, love, and open your eyes,â he ordered, though the softness of his voice made it so it could barely be read as an order. âI want to see you.âÂ
You obeyed.Â
A twinge of a smile formed on his lush pink lips as he kissed you again, this time desperate to bury his head between the tips of your cleavage.
His mind was blank and dumb as he rutted into you, a drabble of drool ever so obscurely dripping its way down your skin and leaving a wet patch on the neckline of your dress. Your chest looked delectable, pronounced and wobbling with every motion he made on top of you, that the thought of them rounded and swollen with the glow of pregnancy was enough to send him over the edge.Â
He let out a deep groan, and with furrowed brows he angled your leg upwards to dagger into you, causing your dress to bunch around your waist. Â
Clamping your hand over your mouth, you couldnât hold back the whimper that escaped your lips as his cock stretched you, hitting you in places you hadnât even known existed. It mightâve been your euphoria or sheer breathlessness, but you could certainly feel it in your stomach.Â
âThatâs it, darling,â he cooed. âJust hold on a little longer. By God, youâre so sweet, as if you were made for me...I cannot wait to wife you, my love, you must wish for me to bear you a child...âÂ
A child.Â
A child.Â
The world went white. Your parents had always spoke to you about the presence of the afterlife, a place where a divine being would take you into his arms and cleanse you of sin...but youâd never imagined it to be so soon, underneath the man your father had often referred to as a second son.Â
Humorously, you only felt grounded once a sheer liquid dripped down your leg. Whether it was blood, his seed, or a mixture of both, you knew that you were forever impure, and naturally tied to him.Â
Forever. Â
#reader def got burnt at the stake after this#florence writes!!#friedrich harding x reader#friedrich harding smut#aaron taylor johnson x reader#atj x reader#atj smut#nosferatu#nosferatu 2024
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gestures & rain checks
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pre-story author's note: Yes I am very aware that it's been a solid month since Valentine's Day. Yes I am still posting this đŤĄ
Summary: It feels like your friends are getting plucked away from you one by one as their respective (or in Nat's case prospective) partners make grand gestures to ask them to be their Valentine.
Pairing: Loki x Reader
Word Count: 4.8k
Warning/s: language (nope still not sorry, Rogers); mentions of alcohol; tooth-rotting fluff; gun use [let me know if I missed anything!]
Things to be aware of: Morgan being a precious beb; himbo!Thor hours; lowkey sad Reader hours; chaotic group chat vibes in the end
You always had a distaste for this day. Valentine's Day. To you, it was the one day a year that you would do everything in your power not to step outside because it reeked of flowers and chocolate marked up to the heavens for merchants to take advantage of last minute gift shoppers hoping to make a gesture big enough that their crush would let them score at the end of the night. Or guys buying extravagant and ridiculously large arrangements to make amends for wronging their partner as if a 10-foot tall teddy bear was gonna magically press some Undo button of him going on Hinge or Tinder and talking up a dozen other girls on the side.
There was one year that you let slip around Nat and Wanda that this day "smelled like a cemetery" with all the bouquets that bombarded you the second you exited the perimeter of the Compound. Hell, the second you left the main section that housed you and the rest of the Avengers. And you stood by that opinion stubbornly, mostly because you'd only ever witnessed flowers being given when someone was desperately trying to glue back together the pieces of a severely damaged relationship.
And also because no one had ever given you flowers in your entire life. Or chocolates. Or a teddy bear. All your past relationships were with men who were still mentally and emotionally boys that believed emojis and gifs sufficed and were as good as the real thing. Nary a single soul had ever actually spent a lick of time or effort to give you something that told you they deserved your time and effort in turn.
And after so many years of being barely an afterthought, the day just felt like this entity that you resented to an irrational degree, where all you wanted was to lay in bed and wait it out until the clock struck 12 and it was February 15th. Then you could go on a hunt for all the overpriced chocolate that suddenly got their prices slashed by 50% or more.
That was the plan again for this year, had it not been for both Nat and Wanda barging in to your apartment and practically dressing you up like you were their own life-sized definitely seen some better days Barbie doll. "Come on, we can go and have a Galentine's Day 2. Maybe hit up a club and get some free drinksâŚ" the assassin trailed off, zipping up your dress and playfully swatting your ass to nudge you forward. "March on, soldier."
The common area was nearly bare and eerily quiet when you all got there, which made perfect sense considering that most of your teammates who were happily committed to someone were off spending their day together, probably executing their own personal twists on those cliched gestures of adoration. Knowing Tony, that would probably consist of a two-storey tall stuffed bunny or a lavish new vacation house as a nice private little getaway spot for him and Pepper when they wanted to have a date night.
Only Morgan and Shaun were at the big dining table by the kitchen, the little girl working on bracelets with the martial artist nursing a cup of coffee while he handed her beads to add to her work. "Whaddup, Ten RingsâŚBaby Stark," you greeted them, ruffling his hair and pressing a kiss to the top of your goddaughter's head. "What're you two up to this fine completely ordinary day?"
"Oof, I take it you're gonna be spending the day watching a bunch of couples be all extra lovey dovey just like me?" You threw him a look, squinting your eyes at him that had him throwing his hands in the air in surrender. "No need to mentally squish my head, Y/N, we're on the same side, I swear," he chuckled, scooting over to the other seat so you could sit next to Morgan. "How about this, karaoke later tonight? Just us and anyone else that doesn't have a date with dinner and co--" You swatted his arm to get him to stop talking, not so subtly signaling in the little girl's direction. "I meanâŚadult balloons?"
"Wait how come you have special balloons?" Morgan asked, looking up from her activity book and earning barely stifled chortles from both Nat and Wanda. "Why can't I play with them? I like balloons."
You leaned back in your seat, making a motion with your hands as if you were wiping them clean of the whole conversation. "I'm not helping you out of this one, buddy."
He scratched the back of his head, obviously backed into the corner with his own words. "EeeeehâŚput a pin in that and ask me again when you can order a beer, Baby Stark."
The child pouted at both of you, slumping down in her place at the table and slipping back on her princess pink headphones before focusing all her attention on her activity book again, grumbling something about how grownups shouldn't have conversations around her if they didn't want her to ask questions. Valid enough point, but you still weren't going to be the one to give her her first lesson in Sex Ed class a good decade ahead of time.
"AnywaysâŚ" Shaun poked at your side, calling your attention back to him. "Karaoke, ladies? We can pick up Katy and Wong before we head over and sing some Disney duets and gorging ourselves on shots and nachos--"
"Hold up, Wong?" You all turned your attention to Stephen, who'd just walked in to the common area. "This I gotta see. You guys have room for one more?"
"Sure thing, as long as you use your sling ring to help us get into Tony's private stash," you quipped, taking a sip of your coffee. "There's no way I'm getting through this day stone-cold sober."
"Or we could go for the really hard stuff and break into Thor's stash of mead from Asgard before he depletes his supply." He showcased the ring in question with a wiggle of his fingers. "Just a portal away."
"I like the way you think, Strange."
"You can all cease your scheming to pilfer my liquor, my friends," Thor's voice boomed into the area, a bounce in his step as he made his way to the coffee pot. "I would happily supply you all with two barrels if that would be enough for your gathering?"
"That's perfect, Thunder. Thanks." You started to tuck into the breakfast plate served by the Compound kitchen staff, mumbling your next question to the blond god. "What've you got planned with Jane for today?"
"Ah." A wide grin stretched across his face at the mention of his girlfriend, the sight both warming your heart and pinching it at the same time. A bittersweet reminder that in the midst of romantic plans with sentimental or grand gestures, your plans involved getting shit-faced with your fellow single friends. Plus Wanda and probably Vision. "Well, I have employed the aid of Wilson to order an ornate bouquet of Jane's favorite flowers which should arrive this morning. Then for lunch I shall prepare her a meal."
"Lunch?" Wanda questioned, tilting her head to the side. "Forgive me if I overstep, my friend, but aren't the romantic plans usually made for dinner?"
"Well, yesâŚbut Jane has graciously agreed to adjusting our schedule for this day so that I may spend the time after lunch aiding my brother in a gesture of his own." A lump formed in your throat at the words. "It seems he wishes to get into the spirit of the holiday, and I am simply ecstatic that he came to me asking for a helping hand."
"I asked nothing of you, you over-muscled oaf," you heard the raven-haired god call out from the main entrance, two large packages hovering a few inches above the ground blanketed with a glow of green from his magic. "You volunteered when you imposed yourself in my space and hovered over my phone."
"Pfft, semantics," Thor waved off, already making his way over to Loki so that he could do some more apparently unnecessary volunteer work. "Are the flowers in one of your parcels?"
"I like flowers!" Morgan chirped from her seat, bouncing in place with bright excited eyes. "Prince Loki, can I help? Please?"
He let out an exaggerated sigh, a trace of a fond, amused smile betraying his facade. "Very well, little Stark. Come along."
Your goddaughter squealed, skipping over to Thor and placing her tiny hand in his. "Uncle Barbie, tell me who his princess is?" He leaned down to whisper the answer in her ear, making her sprint in place with even more excitement. "I promise I won't say a word."
"Barbie? Like your doll, little Lady Stark?" You could practically see the wheels turning in Loki's head from learning about the nickname.
Morgan nodded her head vigorously. "Auntie Y/N came up with it. She calls him Macho Barbie." She proceeded to talk about how you came to give the blond Asgardian the nickname that bizarrely stuck to him more than "Point Break" ever did, said god looking like he already dreaded the coming days -- maybe even years -- now that his brother knew that little tidbit of information.
Once they'd all made their way up the stairs and you could no longer hear the little girl's chipper tone, realization sat heavy in your heart from her reaction to whatever Thor whispered to her just a few seconds ago. Whoever it was that Loki was going to make this grand gesture for, it was someone that Morgan knew enough to the point that she couldn't contain her excitement finding out who the woman was.
It was someone in SHIELD. Maybe even someone in the Compound.
"You good, Babes?" Nat's tone was cautious, approaching you like you were a wounded animal, teeth bared and ready to pounce if she so much as breathed wrong.
You answered with a terse nod of your head. "There is absolutely no fucking way I'm getting through today sober."
"Y/N, dude, I'm sor--"
Bang
"What the fuck?" All eyes grew wide at the sound, your body stiffening as another shot rang out, reverberating throughout the common area. "FRIDAY? Threat assessment," you called out, already readying yourself for combat once whoever was outside made their way to you in the compound.
"No threats have been detected," the AI answered simply. "There seems to be no living target for the gunman."
You could only manage to repeat your words. "What the fuck?" Shot after shot rang out, an interval of three to five seconds between them. Each deafening bang making you flinch, your head spinning with possible explanations on why FRIDAY didn't deem the supposed attacker as a threat. "Where's the target then?"
"Shots are being fired at the training area, by the track field, Agent Y/L/N." You all started to make your way to the area, everyone still on high alert despite FRIDAY's findings.
"Y/N?!" You shared a look with everyone else in the room at the sound of Loki's voice calling out for you, the god looking frantic as he appeared at the top of the main staircase, a sigh of relief escaping him once he saw you standing at the bottom. "You're alright," he exhaled, hurriedly making his way down. The quickening pace of the gunshots had him squaring his shoulders, stepping in front of you and marching toward the sound.
"We've handled way worse than gunfire, Laufeyson, you don't have to lead the defense," you told him with a touch more bite to your tone than you intended, irrational jealousy coursing through you knowing what he was preparing for before he started charging down the stairs. You sidestepped him and started walking toward the training area, brows furrowing together when you saw that from where you stood, the marks from the bullets digging into the ground where forming some sort of shape.
"It's a messageâŚ" Wanda mused, angling her head to and fro to see if she could get the whole picture from the ground. "I'm going up, I wanna see what's worth risking Pepper's wrath with all the lawn work she has to commission now." She held her hand out to you, wordlessly offering to take you up with her, an offer that you gladly took, clapping your hand over hers, both of you giggling as your feet lifted off the ground.
Once you two had risen high enough, it was clear what the message was. The shots had been positioned so that the markings would take on the shape of a heart, and the ongoing shots were creating initials. "NâŚ" you read along, barely able to contain your excitement when you saw that the next letter was an R. "Natasha Romanoff!" you yelled out, the assassin's eyes lighting up with a mix of giddiness and curiosity as she tried to look at where the gunshots could've been coming from.
You did your best to turn your head, trying to see who was behind the gesture, kicking your feet in the air once you saw the gunman. "What? Who is it, Y/N?"
"It's Barnes," you squeaked, giving Rogers a reckless wave when you caught sight of him jogging toward all of you with a megaphone in hand.
"Natasha Romanoff," Bucky's voice boomed through the speaker system, making the usually cool and collected former Russian spy put a hand over her mouth to hide the way she was steadily turning pink from how flustered she was. "I know I have a long way to go to make up for how we first met, but I think you're swell and I'd like to try starting it off with maybe dinner tonight?" Both you and Wanda squealed and held each other tight mid-air watching her nod her answer, running over to her once your feet touched the ground again.
"You two won't be pissed if I take a rain check for tonight, will you?" she cautioned, still a wistful tone in her voice from processing what was happening.
"Absolutely not, you go enjoy your date. More drinks to go around and all that," you told her with the biggest smile. "But tomorrow night we're all staying at my place and you're giving us a full report."
"And remember to wear the red lacy underwear," Wanda teased with a comical wiggle of her eyebrows, earning her a poke to the ribs from both of you.
Nat pulled away from the two of you, walking back toward the indoor gym with Steve walking alongside her, starting to talk about how his best friend had been trying to work up the nerve to ask her out since he got sworn in to the team nearly a year ago. From the sound of the conversation, it seemed that Rogers was divulging some information that Barnes probably swore him to secrecy not so long ago.
"And then there were seven," Shaun spoke up, walking toward you and the sorceress and clapping a hand on each of your shoulders. "Thor came through and left the barrels in the kitchen for us."
You were about to start talking about the food arrangements when the sight of Wanda's husband flying toward you all with a bouquet of camellias and hydrangeas in his hand. "Wanda, my love, I owe you my deepest apologies."
"Whatever for, Vis?" She broke away from you and Shaun to greet the synthezoid, placing her hands on his upper arms as he pulled her in for a chaste kiss.
"It did not occur to me that you might have wanted to make plans for today until Mr Stark had gone into detail of his own itinerary today for his wife," he explained, handing her the bouquet. "Unfortunately I cannot procure a reservation for us tonight, but I still wish to do something for you. Would you allow me the honor of making you a meal and perhaps watching a movie in the private theater?"
You and Shaun gripped each other's hands like you were high schoolers watching their best friend get asked out on their first big date, shaking and pushing each other over the sweetness of the gesture. "I don't need fancy restaurants or pretty flowers, Vis. Getting to spend time with you, especially after everything that's happened to us, is more than enough. I just need you."
The Sokovian turned back to face you and Shaun, a touch of guilt in her expression. "Rain check? I'll bring extra snacks tomorrow night to make up for it?"
"Don't worry about it, Babes," you reassured her, both you and the martial artist waving off her worries. "Enjoy your evening."
The couple have you a curt nod and a smile before happily flying away hand in hand back to their apartment.
"And then there were five," you and Shaun said in unison, walking back to the common area to load up those barrels that Thor left for tonight's 'festivities'. When you got to the kitchen area, Morgan was adorably sitting atop one of the barrels in question, feet happily swinging in the air with a big smile on her face.
"Off the goods, little Stark, we're not risking you getting drunk your dad's gonna kill us," Shaun said in a panic, already lifting the little girl up and off the barrel and making her squeal and giggle as she giddily exclaimed "I'm flying!".
"If you really think that she can get drunk from osmosis, we have a lot to talk about, sweet little summer child," you joked, walking up to one barrel and starting to push it toward the garage. "Think you can use that ancient mystical ring magic for makeshift wheels so we don't bust out our lungs lugging this all the way to your truck?"
"I can assist you, darling." Your skin bristled at the sound of Loki's voice, taking every ounce of strength you had to not stiffen or recoil at his use of the word. He was only saying it out of habit. Probably a remnant of his upbringing as a prince on Asgard.
He didn't mean it the way you wanted -- more than anything -- for him to mean it.
"No need, Laufeyson, I've got it from here," Strange butted in, conjuring an energy shield with his magic that he slid under the barrels, starting to wheel them toward the garage. "Carry on. Oh and friendly advice, man to god? Your future girlfriend, you know, the one you're making this big gesture for? She might not appreciate you calling other women 'darling', so I highly recommend kicking the habit while it's still early. Avoiding future battles and all."
The god sucked his teeth, the action causing his jaw to clench and sending your thoughts someplace they had no business being. You had no business thinking about another woman's man that way, no matter how hot he was.
"I will remember that. Thank you, Strange," he said softly, making his way back up the stairs.
"Thanks for the save," you muttered, opening the door to the garage for the sorcerer to guide the barrels through. "Don't think I could've gotten away with being on Bitch Mode with him a second time today. Not like I can help it, though. Some lucky Midgardian bitch is gonna be his by the end of the night."
"Pretty sure you're the only woman I know that considers being Laufeyson's girlfriend a good thing."
"Yeah, Y/N, like I know he's on our side and everything but most days he still has me on edge. Like passing him on a bad day's gonna get me a stab in the ribs, not a death glare like normal people," Shaun concurred, nudging your shoulder to hopefully stop your lamenting before you got in too deep. Again.
"I'm really down bad, huh," you sighed, letting out a little yip when a portal to the dark dimension appeared just a few feet in front of you. "The fuck--"
"Hey Strange," a reverberating ethereal voice called out from the portal, and then a tall woman with platinum hair with beauty that you could only describe as 'dark celestial' stepped out. Her eyes trained on the sorcerer next to you. "Heard that today's something of a holiday in this dimension. Figured it might be a good idea to stop by and maybe you could show me around your uhâŚ" She turned to you and Shaun, both your jaws slack on the ground. "What's this place called again?"
"Avengers Compound?" Shaun said at the same time that you blurted out, "New York?"
"Compound York?" She raised an eyebrow at the two of you, amusement coloring her face as she gave you both a once over.
"EhermâŚno," you answered her, chuckling nervously and shifting your weight between your feet. "This structure here is Avengers Compound, which is in Upstate New York. New York is a city, but also a regionâŚand a stateâŚ?" you drifted off, already feeling a pinch in your head from trying to explain the best you could. You looked over to Shaun. "The more I try finding the words to explain, the more I realize how complicated it actually is. Save me."
Stephen stepped forward. "How about I just take you on a tour around New York, then?" His face stretched out into a wide grin, clearly unable to hide his giddiness over the knowledge that she crossed dimensions to be with him today.
"Is thatâŚNew York the city, the region, or the state?"
"The city. New York, New York. There's a whole song about it and everything I can play it for you in the car." He proceeded to drape his arm around the dark sorceress, leading her to his car further down the expansive garage.
"Your little human friend is right, things here are complicated. Downright confusing." She looked back at you and Shaun again as they walked away, hand in hand. "It was nice meeting you both! Stephen speaks highly of you all," she called out, her majestic voice echoing throughout the area.
"You're really pretty!" you blurted out in response, causing her voice to melt into a chuckle, telling her partner how she found you 'adorable'. You threw your head back and groaned toward the ceiling. "I'm a fucking dork."
"At least you're an adorable dork," Shaun shot back, nudging your shoulder and lightly touching the back of your head to get you facing forward again. His phone chimed with a text notification. "Katy. Her shift's over, she said she'll get us a room for eight. I'm texting her now to get a smaller one." He held up his hand, palm facing you. "And then there were four?"
You sighed, clapping your hand against his, your friend giving you a reassuring squeeze once you did. "And then there were four." You jerked your head toward the apartments. "I'll just go change into something that involves 'eating pants' and I'll meet you down here in ten."
The walk back up to your apartment wasn't that long, but it still felt like it with how quickly you slipped back into your lamenting over how your friends had such an eventful day today. Nat had her very public grand gesture. Wanda had her husband trying to cook human food in the name of spending time with her. Strange had his girlfriend literally rip a hole between dimensions to get here.
"And all I have waiting for me are two barrels of mead and karaoke microphones," you muttered, walking through your front door and begrudgingly unzipping your dress from the back. You were just about to half-stomp your way to your closet when something on your bed caught your eye.
Three shiny roses lined with gold, tied together with a gold ribbon at the foot of the bed. A large heart-shaped box of chocolates at the center. And a little teddy bear dressed as a bee with red antennas that had hearts at the end, at its fluffy little feet was an embroidered message. "Bee mine".
"What theeeee fu--"
"Y/N," an all too familiar voice called out from behind you. The air left your lungs at the sight of Loki in a form-fitting forest green button-down tucked into onyx black slacks, tucking his hair behind his ears before smoothing his hands over his shirt. "You're early--"
"What're you doing--Was this you?" you babbled, gesturing at the gifts on your bed. For a second, your heart beat erratically, the thought that maybe this was for you, before reality and logic sunk in. "Okay I think I know what's happeningâŚ"
"You do?"
"Yeah, you got the wrong apartment. Gimme a minute to change and I can help you move all this over to--"
The rest of your words died in a little squeak at the back of your throat, the god closing the distance between you two with a few long strides, framing your face in his hands and placing a tender fleeting kiss to your lips.
"Those tokens of my affection are exactly where they belong, little mortal," he murmured against you, tracing up the bridge of your nose with his lips until he pressed a kiss to your forehead. "As am I."
You let out a shaky breath, fighting against the urge to melt in the god's embrace as he snaked his hands around your waist. "The gesture your brother mentioned this morningâŚthis?" He proceeded to press kisses down the side of your face, his warm exhale as he whispered 'yes' into your skin making you light-headed. "This is for me?" you gasped out, whatever was remaining of your logical brain smacking the rest of you with how stupid a question that was.
"Who else would it be for, darling?" He pressed a kiss to your jaw, tightening his arms around you and pressing your body against his. "There is no other in this or any other Realm that could have captured my heart so completely." He kissed the corner of your jaw, making his way down the side of your neck, holding you tighter to keep you up when your knees finally buckled from the sensation. "I did this for you, because I wish to ask something of you. That you become mine as much as I am yours."
"M-Mine?" you stammered. "Y-You're mine?" Since when? How come you didn't get this particular memo? Could've saved you a lot of turmoil and nights spent alone staring up at the ceiling trying and failing to hypnotize yourself out of being into him.
He kissed the tip of your nose, resting his forehead against yours. "I have always been yours, darling."
Your hands traveled up the length of his arms, like you were grounding yourself and trying to tell yourself that this was real. He was really here and he was telling you the words you wanted more than anything to hear for who even knew how long at this point.
He's here, you thought to yourself. And he's mine.
There was only one word that you could muster up in that moment. "Yes." I've always been yours, too.
Karaoke Dreamin' on Such a Winter's Day group chat
myfirstnameisagent: Don't kill me butâŚrain check?
busboy10: Are you kidding me, Y/N?? You said you'd be down in 5 minutes tops and we're gonna meet up with Katy.
nromanoff: Sweet, now you're gonna have a story to tell tomorrow night, too.
myfirstnameisagent: Actually about thatâŚrain check on tomorrow night, too? I'm kinda not there right nowâŚ
busboy10: There?? What do you mean "There"?? How'd you get out the Compound without me seeing you? Or whoever the hot date you're ditching me for is?
imjustwong: Where is everybody? We ordered nachos.
myfirstnameisagent: YeahâŚI'm not in the CompoundâŚor in New YorkâŚany of the "New York"s. Might not be for the next week. Maybe more. The three of you better not drink all the mead in one go.
busboy10: ??????
thevision: Agent Y/L/N, my wife is showing many signs of distress over her inability to contact you. Your phone seems to be going straight to voicemail.
thewanda: Y/N WHERE ARE YOU I HEARD A BANG FROM YOUR APARTMENT ARE YOU OKAY??
myfirstnameisagent: Babes, I'm fine. That was just the Bifrost.
thewanda: EXCUSE ME??
nromanoff: BABES WHAT--
pointbreakbarbie: My friends, I heard the Bifrost be summoned near Lady Y/N's abode. Is there an emergency? Must I make my way to Asgard to assist?
myfirstnameisagent: Thor your brother said if he finds you here I have permission to stab you, don't even fucking think about it.
thewanda: I REPEAT. EXCUSE ME???
busboy10: Y/N are you in Asgard?? With Loki??
myfirstnameisagent: Yes. And yes. See you in two weeks.
thewanda: He better use that healing magic on your legs so you don't walk funny.
A/N: It took me a whole month to write this because real life was trying TKO me in the work department and also I got sucked in to the worlds of Hello Kitty Island Adventure, Disney Dreamlight Valley, and Delicious World and I've been too weak to even attempt time management đ¤Ł
I'm working on stuff tho I swear it 𫡠Horny bitches cuts are in progress, stories are in progressâŚlots of progress đ
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Also for reference, this was the lil stuffed bear that Loki gave Reader:
and the roses looked like this:
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For dinner tonight, I made some Byzantine Honey and Pepper fritters based on a recipe from Apicus de re Coquinaria. They are sweet and puffy with a gooey center! I hope that if you were a Medieval Mediterranean Merchant, you'd buy some from my street food stall in Constantinople.
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It's Innocence's birthday and I really didn't have the slightest idea what to draw for her. I've always considered myself more of a writer type but maybe a little fic or two here on tumblr wouldn't hurt. So to accompany this simple post I'll give you some little facts about her <3
⢠She is 1:45 tall, she could be said to be 4'9, she is shorter than Ivy Pepper.
â˘Â She likes to have long conversations with the pigeons that perch on her window in her small room.
â˘Â She has undiagnosed Asperger's, at that time there was still no name for autism spectrum disorder grade one. (That's one of the few things she got from me.)
â˘Â It is obvious that she is Catholic, she would probably get along a bit with Nina. There was a time when she thought about becoming a novice but the world of American shows caught her attention more.
â˘She is asexual but she wants her own baby.
â˘Â Her father's real name is Antonio Lunanova (I changed the origin of the surname a little) a Spanish man of Sicilian descent, albino, cigar fanatic and captain of merchant ships. He does not know that he has a daughter but he suspects that paying for Keiko's services without protection could have had its consequences.
⢠If she were a modern girl, she would have a fixation on the magical girl genre Mahou Shoujo and shoujo in general.
⢠She came to America in October 1923, met Rocky at a train station when she was 14 and he was 17, becoming traveling and wandering companions. This being an Au, things change a little but most everything stays the same.
⢠As we know, she has feelings for Rocky since she met him but he doesn't see her as anything more than a little sister or someone who gives him the closest thing to "motherly concern" and "having Calvin around." He doesn't really notice her until 1927 when she is about to turn 19, but he has always appreciated her.
⢠She has a very good relationship with Viktor, she likes to ask him for favors and she thinks she bothers him a lot but he doesn't really care, he doesn't find her scandalous.
â˘She has a collection of not so ugly sweaters and cardigans that Mrs. Bapka makes for her, in exchange for living with her for free she does the housework for her and prevents her from throwing food in the pipe.
⢠She doesn't have a good knowledge of the underworld, to her Rocky is just a musician in a cafe, Calvin is the guy who comes to fix the pipe, Ivy is that archetype of girI she would like to be and Viktor is her kind tall neighbor with a cool accent. Her first contact with the criminal world as such is having been hired by Asa to do small singing shows at the Marigold Room because of how exotic she seemed to him, they have a good relationship, but she doesn't really know much about him. Maybe i can dig deeper into that later.
⢠If she were a dog (Lackadogs xD) she would be a toy poodle, and if she were another non-domestic animal she would be a lamb. I like to lower her ears a lot because it reminds me of little lambs.
⢠Her favorite series would probably be Wallace and Gromit.
â˘And Her favorite tale of all the time is the Little Mermaid by Andersen.
â˘She adores the people with black and blonde hair.
â˘She would have loved Malice Mizer, Mecano, Metallica, Madonna, Melanie MartĂnez, Mitski and My Chemical Romance (And more things but without M Caravan Palace... The musical tastes are mine too).
â˘I could say that the flower that most symbolizes her is the white poinsettia.
â˘Her voice/singing claim Is Adriana Caselotti in the Snow White movie and in spanish is Amparo Garrido and Lupita PĂŠrez Arias for her singing claim. (from the 1964 mexican dub of Snow White of course.)
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This piece is a love letter to my Dwarf Rook. She's a Saboteur and a force of nature in a fight. I try not to be to specific in my pieces, but she needs to have all the joy poured onto her. Pre relationship moment.
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Nice - Lucanis X Rook Fanfic
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She was unusual, a Dwarf Crow. Not something you saw every day. Normally, an orphaned child like her would have been taken in by the Carta, but she had been brought to House de Riva after losing her parents in Treviso. It wasnât uncommon for the Crows to "adopt" lost children for their own means.
Heâd known of herâif only by reputation. She had been Viagoâs protĂŠgĂŠ. Through his roundabout inquiries with Viago, Lucanis had learned that Rook was exceptional with a blade. A little too "headstrong" at times. Viago could never give a compliment without sneaking in a jab, but despite all his complaints, it was clear to Lucanis that the Fifth Talon had a soft spot for her. Not romantically, but like a sibling, there was an undercurrent of concern and protectiveness in how he spoke about her.
Lucanis could see the usefulness of a small whirlwind of blades, traps, and explosions in battle. Watching her fight was a spectacle. She zipped between the legs of Hurlocks, launched herself onto the backs of Antaam, and spun and kicked her way to someoneâs inevitable death.
"Save a little for the rest of us, Rook!" heâd shout during the fray.
With a smirk, sheâd call back, "Then keep up, Dellamorte!"
Her boldness in combat bordered on reckless. She barreled into enemies with swords raised, sometimes peppering in arrows for good measure. Stealthy, she was not. Effective? Absolutely. She didnât need to be subtle if her target was already dead.
Like a true Crow, she projected a calculated and ruthless imageâswift on her feet and laser-focused when given a contract, even if that contract happened to be on two Elven gods. But beneath the facade, she was anxious, an overthinker who kept herself awake for hours at night, she was never easy on herself, her own worst critic, much like he was at times.
He often found her in the kitchen, coffee in hand, writing hurriedly in her notebook. After every major confrontation, she would do this for hours. Heâd never asked her what it was about, though the thought had crossed his mind more than once. Instead, heâd quietly brew more coffee for her or cook something warm and filling, ensuring they both had something to eat as they spoke softly in the stillness of the early morning. Lucanis enjoyed her company, especially when it was just the two of them. Not that he disliked the others, but with Rook, it was different. She understood him, his mindset, their shared background as Crows. Their kind didnât have the best reputation for being trustworthy or honorable. Around her, he didnât have to defend himself or pretend to be anything other than who he was.
If he were honest with himself, though, it wasnât just the understanding he appreciated. It was the way she made him feel. There was a kindness in the way she spoke to him, a softness that caught him off guard. She didnât see him just as an assassin. She saw himâLucanis.
She asked questions, not about his work, but about him. She wanted to know what books he liked to read, the little memories he had of his childhood, and even lighthearted things like his favorite color or his top three favourite foods. No one had ever asked him such seemingly small questions before, but somehow, they felt significant.
She shared snippets about her life growing up in House de Riva and, occasionally, stories from her time in Ferelden with her merchant parents. He could never quite determine whether there was a hint of sadness when she spoke of her past, the time before she was molded into a Crow. Most of her memories and the emotional ties to that life had likely been stripped away. Her anger at her parentsâ senseless deaths had been weaponized to drive her toward becoming the perfect killer.
Unlike him, who still had family, complicated as they were, she had been by herself and forced to rely on the Crows. How alone she must have felt, so different from the humans and elves they often recruited. Perhaps thatâs why Viago had such a soft spot for her, letting himself take on the role of a protective older brother to a child who had no one else.
Sitting across the table from her in these quiet moments, Lucanis often found himself wishing for Illarioâs charm. Not because he wanted to get her into bed, as his cousin so often did with a winning smile and well-placed words, but because he wanted to truly know her. He craved to learn everything about Rook, the little details, the stories she hadnât yet told. But charm wasnât his forte. Sociability had never been something he mastered. His life had been devoted to dispatching targets quickly and effortlessly, not to the art of conversation.
"Why do you want to know this about me?" he would ask her.
"Because I like you," sheâd reply plainly, usually returning to her writing or taking a bite of whatever he had made her.
"Like me?" heâd echo, the question laced with a quiet hope that her feelings might go beyond camaraderie or professional respect.
"You get me. Itâs easy with you, Lucanis."
A simple statement, but it meant so much to him. To know he could be a source of comfort for her, even if he didnât have the words to tell her she made him feel the same.
This night, as he sat across the table from her, had been like all the other evenings theyâd shared, until she had an inquiry of her own.
"Why do you ask me questions?" she asked, her focus on the diagram she was scribbling in the corner of her page. When he didnât answer, she glanced up. "Lucanis?"
He took a slow sip of his coffee, taking a moment to gather his thoughts. "I enjoy listening to you," he said softly, his gaze fixed on the cup in his hands. "Your voice..." He paused for a moment before continuing, "You're nice to talk to."
The moment the word nice left his mouth, he internally winced. Of all the words he could have chosen, nice? It was out there now, impossible to snatch back and stab out of existence, no matter how much he wished he could.
"Nice?" she replied, raising an eyebrow. A soft laugh escaped her. "I think this is the first time anyone has said that about my talking... Iâll accept it, but only because you said it."
"Iâm not good with....this," he said softly, "I can try to work on itâfor you."
"You don't need to try anything, Lucanis. I appreciate your words, even the 'nice' ones."
"Then Iâll have to keep saying them," he said softly, offering her a small, sincere smile.
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Brittle Doughieâs Cookie Run x Reader Masterlist (Part 4: Mid 2023)
A masterlist of @brittle-doughieâs Cookie Run stories organized by month.
Genre Emojis
đ is for angst, đ is for Halloween, đ is for Christmas, đŞ is for Cannibalism, đ is for Yandere, đ is for Valentineâs, đť is for Horror, đ is for Birthday, đ is for Yandere!White Lily Cookie
The Indents are related to the featured cookies. If there are numerous cookies (Over 10 Cookies Featured), Iâll make a note on that as well. Additionally, Iâll categorize various cookies if theyâre associated with a specific hobby, location, food etc.
Also, the âď¸ will indicate a story featuring one of Brittleâs OCs.
May 2023 đ
⢠âY/N Cookie in Parfaediaâ
Featuring: The Triple Cone Trio
⢠âThe Y/N Cookie Shrineâ
Featuring: Lotus Dragon Cookie and Hydrangea Cookie
⢠âSecret Sands Y/N Cookie: Rob the Merchant Sonâ
Featuring: Yogurt Cream Cookie, Centipede Cookie and Peppercorn Cookie
⢠âY/N Cookie Not Sorted into a Schoolâ
Featuring: The headmasters and champions
⢠âBaby Pond Dino Dragon Cookieâ
Featuring: Pond Dino Cookie, Longon Dragon Cookie and Lychee Dragon Cookie
⢠âY/N Cookie in Legend of the Red Dragonâ
Featuring: Hollyberry Cookie, Wildberry Cookie, Royal Margarine Cookie, and Tarte Tatin Cookie
⢠âEggscellent Easter Shortâ
Featuring: Pancake Cookie, Onion Cookie, Bell Pepper Cookie, Walnut Cookie, Almond Cookie, Blackberry Cookie, Dr. Wasabi Cookie and Mustard Cookie
⢠âGrass is Greener: Part 1â
Featuring: Lilybell Cookie and Blue Lily Cookie
⢠âRoyal Margarine Cookie Flirting with Y/N Cookieâ
Featuring: Royal Margarine Cookie, Wildberry Cookie, Hollyberry Cookie and Pitaya Dragon Cookie
⢠âY/N Cookie the Pikachu of CRK and the Cookies of Darkness: Team Rocket of CRKâ
Featuring: Gingerbrave and the Cookies of Darkness
⢠âCoffee Candy Cookie and Y/N Cookie Scenarioâ
Featuring: Coffee Candy Cookie
⢠âYandere Ice Juggler Cookieâ
Featuring: Ice Juggler Cookie
⢠âY/N Cookie ignoring 5 Yanderesâ
Featuring: Kumiho Cookie, Pomegranate Cookie, Croissant Cookie, Lilac Cookie and White Lily Cookie
June 2023 âď¸
⢠âPeaches (White Lily Edition)â đ
Featuring: White Lily Cookie
⢠âY/N Cookie: 100% Adoration Ratingâ
Featuring: Pomegranate Cookie
⢠âYandere White Lily Timelineâ đ
Featuring: White Lily Cookie
⢠âShowing Affection towards Snapdragon Cookie⌠in front of the other 5 Dragonsâ
Featuring: Snapdragon Cookie and the 5 Dragons
⢠âY/N Cookie loves Licorice Cookieâ
Featuring: Licorice Cookie
⢠âAdvertising Rights: Shining Glitter Cookie vs. Shine Muscat Cookieâ
Featuring: Shining Glitter Cookie and Shine Muscat Cookie
⢠âAffection from the Ancient Cookies and what gets under their skinâ
Featuring: The Ancient Cookies
⢠âY/N Cookie, Visitor of the Republicâ
Featuring: Custard Cookie, Captain Caviar Cookie, Oyster Cookie, Wildberry Cookie and Crunchy Chip Cookie
⢠âThe Heroic or The Meditatedâ
Featuring: Ninja Cookie and Hero Cookie
⢠âEnvious Lime Cookieâ
Featuring: Lime Cookie
⢠âFrost Cookie x Y/N Readerâ
Featuring: Dr Frost Cookie
⢠âSeductive White Lily Cookieâ
Featuring: White Lily Cookie
⢠â5 Ancient Heroes, 5 Love Languagesâ
Featuring: The Ancient Cookies
July 2023 đ
⢠âAncient Y/N Cookie tries the Grimace Shakeâ
Featuring: The Ancient Cookies (view the corresponding submission)
⢠âAnnouncement of the Summer Soda Rock Festaâ
Featuring: Caramel Arrow Cookie, Rockstar Cookie, Black Lemonade Cookie and Shining Glitter Cookie
⢠âCookies reactions to be being picked up by the Bakerâ
Featuring: Blueberry Pie Cookie, Latte Cookie, Strawberry Crepe Cookie, Poison Mushroom Cookie, Chili Pepper Cookie, Royal Margarine Cookie and Stardust Cookie
⢠âAbyss Monarch Cookie and Mocha Ray Cookieâ
Featuring: Abyss Monarch Cookie and Mocha Ray Cookie
⢠âY/N Cookie recapping their adventures to Black Lemonade Cookieâ
Featuring: Numerous Cookies
⢠âY/N Cookie Sleeping in Weird Spotsâ
Featuring: Carrot Cookie, Kumiho Cookie, Orange Cookie, Goblin Cookie, Coffee Candy Cookie and Moonlight Cookie
⢠âWelcome to the Cookie Kingdom, Snapdragon Cookieâ
Featuring: Snapdragon Cookie and the Cookie Children
⢠âWhite Lily Cookieâs Obsession carries over as Dark Enchantress Cookieâ đ
Featuring: White Lily Cookie and Dark Enchantress Cookie
⢠âWhite Lily Cookie: Best Friend For EternityâŚ?â đ
Featuring: White Lily Cookie
⢠âI Remember Youâ
Featuring: Lobster Cookie and Mocha Ray Cookie
⢠âThe Ancient Cookies Wonât Tolerate Harassment of Y/N Cookieâ
Featuring: The Ancient Cookies
⢠âFire Spirit Cookie and/or Rockstar Cookie with Y/N Cookieâs lipstickâ
Featuring: Fire Spirit Cookie and Rockstar Cookie
⢠âY/N Cookieâs Panicking Managerâ âď¸
Featuring: Dumpling Cookie (view info)
⢠âYandere Triple Cone Cup Championsâ đ
Featuring: The Triple Cone Trio
⢠âTiny MerCookie with Girlfriend 4x their sizeâ
Featuring: Black Pearl Cookie
⢠âTime Balance Department Scenarioâ
Featuring: The Time Balance Department
⢠âRoguefort Cookieâs Arrestâ
Featuring: Roguefort Cookie
⢠âStardust Cookie Scenarioâ
Featuring: Stardust Cookie
⢠âPitaya Dragon Cookie Scenarioâ
Featuring: Pitaya Dragon Cookie
August 2023 đ
⢠âLangue de Chat Cookieâs Parentsâ
Featuring: Langue de Chat Cookie
⢠âY/N Cookie being Rougefort Cookieâs Juryâ
Featuring: Rougefort Cookie
⢠âEvilglaze kidnaps Y/N Cookieâ
Featuring: Dr. Evilglaze
⢠âReturn to the Seaâ
Featuring: Sea Fairy Cookie
⢠âDonât Mess With Y/N Cookie Fansâ
Featuring: Pomegranate Cookie, Peppercorn Cookie, Black Pearl Cookie, Stardust Cookie and Kumiho Cookie
⢠âKidnapped by Abalone Cookieâ
Featuring: Abalone Cookie and Black Pearl Cookie
⢠âLangue de Chat Cookie: Your Lawyerâ
Featuring: Langue de Chat Cookie
⢠âMermaid Y/N Cookieâ
Featuring: White Pearl Cookie, Crimson Coral Cookie and Frilled Jellyfish Cookie
⢠âIs someone in my house?â
Featuring: Snakefruit Cookie, Pomegranate Cookie, Lilac Cookie, and Scorpion Cookie
⢠âWhite Pearl Cookie x Mermaid Y/N Cookieâ
Featuring: White Pearl Cookie
⢠âWhite Pearl Cookie wanting a kissâ
Featuring: White Pearl Cookie
⢠âBrewed to Perfectionâ
Featuring: Espresso Cookie
⢠âTop 10 Most Obsessive/Possessive Cookiesâ đ
Featuring: Numerous Cookies
⢠âEnvy of the Gem Mermaid Familyâ đ
Featuring: The Gem Mermaids and Frilled Jellyfish Cookie
⢠âCappuccino Cookie x Y/N Cookieâ
Featuring: Cappuccino Cookie
⢠âWhich Car White Pearl Cookie Wantsâ
Featuring: White Pearl Cookie
⢠âY/N Cookieâs Combat Prowess in a Martial Arts Tournamentâ
Featuring: Hollyberry Cookie, Captain Caviar Cookie, Oyster Cookie, and the 5 Dragons
⢠âSchwarzwälder x Y/N Cookieâ
Featuring: Schwarzwälder (aka Choco Werehound Brute)
⢠âWhite Lily Cookieâs Obsessionâ đ
Featuring: White Lily Cookie
⢠âMuscular Y/N Cookieâ
Featuring: Muscle Cookie, Carrot Cookie, Coffee Candy Cookie, Cotton Candy Cookie, Fire Spirit Cookie, Butter Pretzel Cookie, Kumiho Cookie, Almond Cookie and Shining Glitter Cookie
⢠âY/N Cookie x Okchun Cookieâ
Featuring: Okchun Cookie
⢠âItsy Bitsy Y/N Cookieâ
Featuring: No named Cookies present
⢠âObsessive Fire Spirit Cookieâ
Featuring: Fire Spirit Cookie
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An Adventure in making life Chapter 7: Let the water wash you clean
Relationship: Astarion x Tav
Warnings: NSFW 18+, smut, blood, violence, sex, blood drinking, pregnancy. *This chapter contains smut*
Summary: With Hormones are ragging through Tavâs body and morning sickness becoming a regular thing tempers clash, questions are raised and Tav is at her limit.
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Weeks pregnant Ten
It had been three weeks since the ruins, and you and Astarion hadnât let your guard down for a second. There had been nothing since the ruins other than a few merchant carts making their way to Baldurâs Gate. They had all reported that their trip from Waterdeep had been going swimmingly and that the rest of their journey would probably go much the same. Still, the two of you decided to play it safe and stay on high alert for the remainder of your journey.
It was at this point that Jaheira advised you to start taking the herbs she gave you for the development of your unborn child. They didnât taste great, but you had been dealing with drinking blood for the last ten weeks, so their grassy flavor didnât bother you much. Astarion had gotten up before you to find the two of you something to eat, meaning a deer or whatever he could find. You told him you didnât want to know what it was from just in case it was from an animal that was less than desirable.
While you waited, you chewed on a piece of dried meat that you had bought in the last town you passed through. It was sweet and salty and had been marinated in hot peppers before being dried. It was delicious, which was odd because you never really liked spicy food before the pregnancy, but now it became something you craved alongside sweet treats. You hoped that this didnât mean your child would have a fiery personality. That was the last thing you needed. A hard-to-tame half-vampire child.
The thought crossed your mind suddenly. Would your child be able to go out in the sun? Or would the sun's fiery rays burn them like they did Astarion? The idea of your child being born unable to walk in the sun made your heart hurt. The child wouldnât understand and what would happen if they crawled into the sunlight? Would you have to shut all the doors and curtains, never allowing them out during the day?
You shook the thought from your mind. There was still plenty of time to do some research and figure this out. There was no need to worry yourself thinking about something that may not even be a possibility. There was just as high of a chance that they would inherit your ability to walk in the sun.
You finished the dried meat and cleaned your hands of the grease that was left over. It was time to get dressed and get this day of your journey started. You grabbed your pants and put them on each of your legs without any problems. It was when you tried to button them together that you hit your first hurdle. They wouldnât button.
You began to fight with the pants, trying with all your might to get them to close to no avail. You looked down to see that your stomach, which was once inconspicuous, now had a noticeable bump that was making it impossible to button your armor closed.
You cursed and suddenly felt a wave of nausea hit you as you barely had time to make it out the tent flaps and turn left into the bushes before you were emptying your stomach contents into the shrubbery. It was a long while until your stomach felt satisfied that it had given up all that it needed to, and by that time, the others in the camp had already started to come out and see what was going on.
âWent a little heavy with the wine again, I see.â Shadowheart had a touch of superiority in her voice that usually didnât bother you, but for some reason, today, it just rubbed you the wrong way.
âI donât think that's any of your concern.â You straightened your back and sucked in your stomach the best you could to hide your bump.
She looked down at your unbuttoned pants in confusion. âAre you still so drunk that you canât even button your own pants?â
âCome on, you two, it's too early for this.â Wyll tried to chime in to stop the fight that was surely about to break out, but his efforts were in vain.
âIâm not drunk. I just suddenly got sick in the middle of my changing and needed to run outside, so I didnât paint the walls of my tent! I donât appreciate being interrogated every time something happens to me that you disagree with.â You turned your back to her and grabbed your bag of soaps. âIâm going to the river to clean myself. Can I go, or do you need to question me about that, too?â
You didnât give her the chance to answer as you stormed off in the direction of the river that was just south of your camp. It was about when you were halfway to the shore that you realized you had no idea what the hells just happened or why you just got so mad at your friend.
âYou're doing this to me.â You looked down and pointed to your bump. âYou're making me do crazy things⌠I knew I shouldnât eat spicy food.â
You let out a heavy sigh. Well, there was no sense in worrying about it now. You would just have to make amends when you got back to camp. Say something about how waking up and vomiting your guts out made you less than hospitable in the mornings.
Or maybe it was time to come clean about what was going on with you. You wanted to wait so that your news wouldnât outshine Galeâs, but it was growing increasingly difficult to keep this hidden from everyone. You couldnât hide the fact that your armor didnât fit anymore. You needed to wear it for your own protection. You supposed that you could just say that you thought it was unnecessary because all the merchants you passed over the last three weeks said that their travels were fine. But what if that was just their good fortune and the rest of your travel would spell disaster? There was just no way to tell. If only you were a divination wizard.
You finally made it to the bank of the river and decided that since you were already here, you would do what you told everyone you were going to do. You slowly stripped off your pants and kicked them away for good measure; they were part of the damn problem. Then you took off your undershirt that went between you and your armor, throwing it over to where the pants ended up.
You looked down and saw a body you did not recognize. Breasts almost double the size of what they were before. Hips wider and fuller are also part of the problem as to why the pants didnât fit and a small round belly protruding out where your baby rested safe and warm in your belly. You cradled that part of you and smiled, the only thing you liked about yourself at the moment.
You walked into the water with your bag of soap and took it out, getting it wet and starting to lather your skin with it. The soap smelled of lilac and blackberries. After you were done washing your arms, legs, and torso, you walked further into the water to wet your hair. The water was cold and caused you to shiver as you submerged yourself in it fully sinking under the water. You stayed under the water for a few seconds, enjoying the calmness you felt. The lack of sound in a world full of it.
When you finally came up for air you heard your name being called out. The voice sounded frantic and scared. You recognized the voice as belonging to Astraion in your haste to get away from the others at camp; you forgot that he wasnât there. He had no idea where you were or what had happened; he probably showed up to camp, and you simply werenât there.
âIâm okay! Iâm just in the water.â You started to make your way back to the shore. The look of worry on his face was still ever present.
âWhat were you thinking, leaving without saying a word? You donât even have any of your weapons; what if someone was out here and attacked you.â He shouted at you, but his voice broke at the end of his words.
âI know. Iâm sorry, I justâŚâ You fully step out of the water. Your body is on full display. âI Just needed some air⌠I needed to get clean.â
Your voice shook as you spoke. Embarrassment filled your every pore as you felt Astarionâs eyes on your body. âI got sick, and my pants donât fit anymore, and IâŚâ You felt yourself start to cry.
Astarionâs face melted from anger to worry the second your tears sprung free of your eyes. âYouâre feeling self-conscious? You?â
âOf course I am! Look at me!â You gestured to your whole self. âMy hips are huge, my clothes donât fit, and Iâm picking fights for no reason I canât stop throwing up, and IâmâŚ.â
âBeautiful.â Astarion cut you off.
âExcuse you?â
âThe fertility goddess herself couldnât compare to you, my love.â He moved closer to you and hesitated. âMay I touch you?â
You shook your head no, wrapping your arms around your body. Despite his words, you didnât feel like they were true. Hallow words meant to flatter you and make you feel better. But deep down, you didnât want to feel better. You wanted to wallow in self-pity and believe that all your fears were genuine. It was easier to believe in yourself than to trust others. Your own body was betraying you; why wouldnât everyone else?
âThen I wonât touch you. Do you want me to leave?â Astarion stood still, almost as if he was in front of a wild deer, and he didnât want to scare it away.
âNoâŚâ
âDo you want to sit down and talk?â
âYes.â You walked to a patch of grass, picking up your shirt on the way and covering yourself with it.
Astarion sat next to you but allowed for some distance between the two of you. âTell me what youâre thinking. Tell me why my strong, beautiful, caring partner suddenly thinks sheâs as ugly as a hag when she is far from it.â
âI donât knowâŚ. I feel like a stranger in my own skin. Every time I wake up, something new about me has changed. I guess Iâm just tired.â You hugged your knees to your chest.
âDarling, there is nothing wrong with change. Every day I wake up next to you, I thank the gods that I have you because you helped me change into the man I am today.â Astarion looked off into the distance. âWhen we first met, I was broken⌠I trusted no one and only strived for power so that no one could ever take advantage of me, and then there you were. You were everything that I wished I could be; you oozed self-confidence. Everyone listened to you when you spoke and did as you said. That's part of the reason why I seduced you.â
You remember back to his love confession when he confessed to having been using you the whole time for protection. That was until he started to feel the same feelings for you that you did for him. Through you, he had opened up and learned to trust again. Learned to love someone and get back his bodily autonomy.
âI remember. You fell so hard for me.â You smiled.
âYes, I did. I felt like an idiot that even though I was manipulating you somehow without even trying, I did what I was trying to do, but even better. Truly, you are amazing.â You unwrapped one of your arms from your legs and reached for his hand. He wove his fingers into yours.
âIâm sorry. I justâŚ. I listen to these words in my head, and they make me feel like thereâs something wrong with me.â
âThere is nothing wrong with you. Your body is changing; for god's sake, you are growing a new person inside of you. And I mean it when I say you are the most beautiful person Iâve ever seen and have become ten times more beautiful since youâre carrying my child inside you.â
Your cheeks felt hot. âDo you really mean that?â
âEvery word.â Astarion paused and then continued. âMay I show you?â
This time, you nodded your head yes.
Astarion moved so that he was kneeling before you, pausing to check if you were really okay. You nodded again, confirming you wanted to see what he was going to do.
âLay down on your back if you would be so kind.â You did as he asked, placing your hands over your stomach. âHands at your side, please.â You hesitated. âI want to show you just how beautiful I think you are.â
You slowly moved your hands off of your stomach and to your sides. âIâm not sure how this willâŚâ
Astarion placed a light kiss on your tiny baby bump. âThis is the best gift you could have given me.â He kissed the same area but in a different spot again. âFor so long, I felt alone. I had no family but for the one Cazador made, but that was never truly a family.â He kissed a third time. âYou have given me a chance at family again, something that I thought was lost the moment I became a vampire.â
Your eyes met the red of his, and you felt the gravity of his words. âI really am stupidâŚ.â
âNot stupid, just hormonal. pregnancy brain is a real thing, darling.â Astarion moved so that he was level with your face. âBut it gives me a great excuse to tell you everything I truly feel and wow you with romanticism.â
âI donât want to feel this way anymore.â You threw your head back. âAnd I want my damn pants to fit.â
âWe can work something out. Itâs just two more weeks till weâre in Waterdeep, and we can buy you a whole new wardrobe.â He scrunched his brows together. âThis will pass; you are still the strongest person I know and the most beautiful behind me, of course.â
You sat up abruptly and jumped on top of him, pinning him to the ground.
âI donât think this is going to get the reaction you want. Iâm liking the view all too much, and Iâm into this kind of thing.â He shot you a devilish smile.
âHow do you know that I donât want what you're thinking? And I know you like this.â
You leaned down and bit him hard on the left side of his neck, puncturing his skin and drawing blood. You sucked greedily at the holes you made in his neck until you heard a moan escape his lips. You pulled your lips away from his neck, where a large purple bruise started to form where you sucked.
âWhat do you think, Astarion? Is there anywhere else you want me to suck?â Your mouth was close to his ear as you spoke. And it dawned on you that pregnancy really was crazy. Just a few moments ago, you didnât want anything to do with him, and now here you are craving the feel of him.
âI have some ideas, but for now, let me taste myself on your tongue.â Astarion pulled you to his lips. The taste of his blood was heavy on your tongue. He pushed through your lips quickly, and your tongues danced together.
You broke the kiss, wanting to tease him. It was only fair for all the times he teased you throughout the years. âOnly a taste, Astarion, for I am not done tasting you.â
âFuck.â He had a haze of lust as he watched you plant light kisses down his body, untucking his shirt to touch your lips to his skin.
You made your way to the waistband of his pants, barely looking up at him to meet his eyes. âTake these off.â
âYou donât have to ask twice.â Astarion pulled his waistband down just enough so that his length sprung free.
You grasped it gently at the base, placing your lips so that they just hovered above the head. Astarion waited with bated breath, his anticipation of what you were going to do. There was a question in his gaze.
You licked the tip of him lazily, causing a shudder to go through him that you felt at the base. You continued to lick lazy circles around his head. Every so often, a moan would escape deep in his throat. You did this for a few minutes, never going beyond the tip, teasing him with every stroke of your tongue.
âAre you going to tease me the whole time, or am I going to feel release?â Astarionâs voice shook his arousal plane to see in your hands.
You stopped and appeared to think for a moment. Playing out like you were contemplating something. âMaybe if you beg.â
Astarion let out a huff of air. âPlease.â
âYou can do better than that.â You accented every word so that a puff of air hit his tip.
âPlease, I want to feel myself at the back of your throat.â
You nodded your approval and took him into your mouth, giving into his requests and taking him as far as you dared. His head lulled back as his fingers grasped the grass for some stability. You moved your lips back up his length, stopping just before leaving him entirely before going back down. You picked up the pace, throwing in intermittent twirls of your tongue around his tip to stroke and get him closer to his release.
He wove his fingers through your hair, and along with the gasps of pleasure that existed, his lip let you know that he was close to release. You sucked harder but kept the same pace as you felt Astarion's whole body tense, and as you felt his muscles release, you felt his warm seed hit the back of your throat. You swallowed it all and cleaned his tip before looking up at his face through the stray hairs that now covered your face.
âGods, you look even more beautiful with me in you.â His voice was laced with pleasure, his eyes looking as if he wished to devour you.
âI know.â You moved from between his legs, grabbing your shirt from where you last placed it. âWe should probably get back to the others⌠I need to apologize to Shadowheart.â You pulled your shirt over your head.
âNot until I return the favor.â
âI donât think we have time for you to return the favor, but tonight, seek out my bedroll. I might let you in.â You placed a kiss on his lips.
âSo Iâm to just go about my day thinking about what you just did to me and stew about it?â Astarion pouted.
âNot stew plan. Youâll have all day to think of a way to get back at me.â You reached for your pants and frowned.
âYouâre right.â He looked at you, holding your pants. âWe can fix them so that they fit. Put them on.â
You did as he said, putting on the pants and trying to button them closed again and failed to do so. âDoes the breastplate still fit?â He asked once he saw you try and fail to fasten your pants.
âBarley, but I think it will.â You tree up your hands.
âLetâs go back to camp, and weâll attach the breastplate to the pants, which should keep them up for today, and then weâll buy you some new armor at the next town we stop in.â
You nodded your agreement. âThatâs the only thing we can do.â
âIt will all work out just a few more weeks, and we can tell everyone our dirty little secret, and we wonât have to hide anything anymore.â He grabbed your hand to reassure you. âEverything will be alright. And no one cares that you yelled at Shadowheart; she is far too nosy.â
âIâm still going to apologize.â
You walked back to camp with Astarion to find that the others were waiting at the fire that was now just embers. They had already packed up their tents and seemed to be waiting for you and Astarion to come back and do the same. Shadowheart stood and walked towards the two of you with a look of relief on her face.
âI hope everything is alrightâŚ. I shouldnât have just assumed that you drank too much last night; you've been sick this whole journey, it seems.â She didnât meet your eyes.
âYes, we'll, I shouldn't have gotten so angry with you⌠itâs not like I told you about my⌠sickness.â You decided to grasp onto the fact that she thought you had something wrong with you that was making you so sick.
âIs it something I can heal?â She asked, finally looking at you.
âNo, I donât think so⌠it will pass; I just need time.â You gave her a small smile.
âAlright, next time, Iâll hold your hair back so you donât have to go to the river next time and make us all late to start today.â You knew her words were meant to be playful, not harmful.
âIâm sorry, I just needed to cool off. But Iâll go get ready now.â She gave you a curt nod.
You and Astarion went into the two of your tents and proceeded to fix your pants to your breastplate. With Astarionâs skills with a needle and thread, it looked as if nothing was a miss. Satisfied with his stitch job, the two of you then set to cleaning up and putting away your tent. In twenty minutes, you were packed up and ready to hit the road, no one mentioning the argument from earlier or the purple bruise that had already begun to fade on Astarionâs neck.
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happy birthday :))
This is one of the best gifts I've gotten today. My face hurts from smiling so wide. Thank you so much for this đĽšđĽšđĽš I'd repay you if I knew how to
#look at the blorbos :') they look so awesome#i really do love your art. You're very talented#I hope that each day you become a better artist than you were the day before. Until you're the best there is#and I hope I get as good as you and others on here someday haha#cookie run kingdom#burningcheese#goldenspice#cookie run fankid#cookie run oc#pepper jack cookie#matar paneer cookie#merchant asks
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Paul's Journeys and the Mediterranean Trade
Mediterranean trade increased exponentially at the turn of the first millennium. During Rome's zenith, goods of all sorts began to move in all directions. As a common traveler aboard merchant ships, Paul traveled within such a milieu. Tracing the water portion of his journeys in the New Testament can shed light on general trade patterns in the Mediterranean Sea areas.
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Trade at the Turn of the Millennium
As the Roman Republic in the latter centuries of the last millennium BCE began to conquer the littoral nations around the Mediterranean â including Europe, Northwest Africa, and Anatolia, the Mediterranean Sea indeed became, to the Romans, Mare Nostrum, "our sea." Then, with Rome's takeover of Syria, Phoenicia, and Egypt, by the time of Paul the Apostle, Rome's encirclement of control was complete. Rome became the main market for agricultural, material, and refined goods that, as a result, moved largely from East to West. Then, as the extent of the Roman Empire grew, followed by the colonization and urbanization of its eastern provinces, the empire's eastern half began to develop a degree of commercial autonomy that created an interactive network of activity.
Around 200 BCE, goods from the East moved through Mesopotamia to the Levant and Anatolia by overland routes from India and by water up the Persian Gulf, which was then taken by camel to Seleucia, near modern-day Bagdad. Another route in the Eastern trade network of ancient Rome was goods sailing from the northwestern ports of India to Alexandria via the Red Sea. However, by the early Augustan period, with Rome's eventual control of Arabia and the Red Sea, there began a dramatic increase in Eastern items moving west to Rome, including silks, decorated cotton, shells, tortoiseshell, coral, ivory, nard, aloe, frankincense, myrrh, and spices like pepper, cinnamon and cassia.
Adding to Rome's consumption, with 300,000 veterans of the Roman army to find land for, Augustus (r. 27 BCE to 14 CE) established 75 colonies throughout the empire. According to Nigel Rodgers, "All these generally small settlements â usually a couple of thousand veterans, growing perhaps into a city of 10-15,000 â helped the urbanization and Romanization of the empire" (87). Additionally, as the eastern Roman provinces began to mirror Rome in structure and taste, demand for the same goods increased. Those goods would, therefore, begin to travel not just west to Rome but were manufactured and traded in all directions. It was this commercial environment in which the journeys of Paul the Apostle took place.
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Tony prob would give in for the tech
Fury:*tired*Stark what do you have
Stark:*hiding unsuccesfully Cybertronian stuff blueprints he got* Nothing
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Stark: *watching as Cybertronians fight over him* Even my dad wasn't that invested
Hawkeye: Your daddy issues are showing
Joke's on S.H.I.E.L.D. because Tony's having the time of his life because the baby proofed kits are still leaps ahead of Earth. He's attacking it with a ferocity, so he can get Big Boy stuff. Like hello, personal teleporter and space-bridge technology! Plus, he gets to talk so much shop and tea with a variety of mecha between the sides that can keep up or outpace him.
While Dr. Foster, Dr. Banner, and Dr. Stark are messing with things. There are a few 'bots and 'cons wiping wet optics because the sparkling built himself drones for company. Quite a few mechs are angling for a guardian-bond for the weird squishy sparkling. Tony's surprisingly getting along with many of the giant metal aliens, he has pick for a guardian, and the competition is fierce.
Tony is getting feels because there's genuine interest on their end. Not just his weapons and Iron Man and the Merchant of Death, but for Tony. There's no glazing eyes or impatient tics when he rambles or jumps disciplines because he's chasing after something, no digs at his philanthropy or at his AIs. Bonus points for not underestimating Pepper and Rhodes and giving Jarvis his due, too.
(But gods help him if they find out the palladium poisoning, Tony is getting kidnapped and treated.)
#ask#transformers#marvel#crossover#tony stark#cybertronian culture#cybertronian biology#maccadam#look a lot of mechs want the new baby#the cons are angling that he's a warbuild like look at the weaponry!#the 'bots are adamant that heâs a scientist and engineer#meanwhile soundwave and blaster are thinking that he could be a cassette carrier with all the personalities he coded for a reason
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Also if you want to see more people experience this chaos
#stardew valley#sdv#polls#sdv Shane#sdv Sam#sdv Willy#sdv Harvey#sdv Gus#sdv marnie#poll#stardew valley headcanons
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