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i know i should be working on the Kinktober stories but…i just went through an old story i wrote from 2018 and i wanna refashion it into something with Charles Krantz

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If they did, not all of their sanity made it out alive I'm almost fully sure of it 🙃

@alexakeyloveloki @lokisgoodgirl

Tom Hiddleston at the ‘Thor: The Dark World’ World Premiere in Los Angeles, California on November 4th, 2013. x

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It is one of the new Sabrina Carpenter songs! 💖 I believe the title is "When Did You Get Hot?"

i'm going thru the album right now and good lord it's hella spicy 😮‍💨

*dances into the asks*

Greetings, bestie! I am here with a new Steve edit courtesy of my FYP 🤭

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSA4Kas33/

This has made me weaker than it should have, @muddyorbs!! What an absolute gift this edit is.... I humbly thank you!!

Also is this a new Sabrina Carpenter song? It has her trademark whispery vocals and spicy lyrics!

I LOVE IT!

LCM xx

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always thinking about him

him being beefy bucky from captain america: civil war

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Hiddles taglist: @spooky1980 @unofficialxmarvelfreak @gruftiela

'one look and they'll know' taglist: @chronicallybubbly @princess-ofthe-pages

parents era drabble set 1

'one look and they'll know' collection masterlist See my full list of works here!

Placement: parents era; a few months after 'how you light up'

Summary: some slice of life snapshots of your life with Tom while you were pregnant with Eloise

Pairing: Tom Hiddleston x Reader

Word Count: 1k (across 2 drabbles)

Warning/s: very light hinting on Reader's life as Evangeline, but other than that none…this is pure fluff [let me know if i missed anything tho!]

Things to be aware of: cinnamon roll husband Tom hours

something magical

"It's quite random," Tom said, preparing everyone in the studio for his answer to what was fairly enough an equally random question. What's your favorite word?

"It's alright, we like random."

He took a breath before uttering the word. "August."

"August?" the host asked, repeating his answer back. You took a moment to look at the crew around the set; they were giving each other looks, one even starting to mouth the words 'like salt air and the rust on your door August?'

Your husband nodded with a soft, knowing smile on his bearded face, simply stating, "August is magic."

"What, like a magic month?" Karen chimed in from beside him, and his smile got wider.

"It is. There's a sweetness in the air. Something happens to the world in August."

Beside you, Luke spoke up in an almost dreading tone. "The internet's gonna pounce on this and connect it to Taylor, I just know it."

"The internet tries to connect everything to Taylor. My own relationship with her doesn't help it any," you shot back, adjusting yourself on your seat and giving him a shrug. "We roll with the punches. Like we always do. Hell, I'll make a fucking TikTok singing the lyrics myself just to get ahead of it if you want."

"Ohh could you?" He looked at you with almost pleading eyes. "Maybe singing to your belly, TikTok's gonna lap that up."

"Hang on a minute there," Karen spoke up again. "You said you and your wife got together in late 2016 but you spent months dancing around and pining after each other, yea?" Your husband answered with an enthusiastic nod. "Y/N, babes real quick…what month did you two meet?"

The smile on your face mirrored Tom's when you shouted your answer. "We met in August!"

A collective awww filled the set, of varying tones. Most seemed to find it adorable, though notably the host's tone felt a touch disappointed. Though you couldn't find enough fucks to wonder why.

"Told you," Tom spoke again, a loving gleam in his eyes as his gaze stayed on you. "Something magical happens to the world in August. I met the love of my life on an August afternoon, almost exactly nine years ago. And I've been given the highest honor of getting to call her my wife…and in just a few short months, the mother of our child."

torturous revelations

"Everything looks to be on schedule, baby's coming along nicely," Doctor Samson stated, queueing up a sonogram for you and Tom to take home after this consultation. "Normally I would advise mothers to start lessening their time up on their feet at this stage, but you seem quite strong and in rather impressive health, Y/N, so I won't advise for any restrictions just yet."

She handed you a roll of paper towels to wipe off the gel on your belly, but your husband took it from your hands and tore off a few pieces. A fond smile stretched across the doctor's face, watching the scene before her as you giggled while Tom cleaned off your steadily growing stomach.

"There we are, my darling," he said softly, pressing a kiss to your stomach after he disposed of the paper towels. He helped you off the examination table and onto one of the seats in front of Doctor Samson's desk.

"I do have…a question though, Doctor," you told her, your mouth forming into a slight grimace as you voiced your concern. "There's something I read about…sex not being a very good idea after you reach a certain stage in pregnancy? That's just an old wives' tale, right?"

"Well…yes and no," she answered you, making a motion with her hands as if she's balancing scales. "It's really a case to case basis, but my golden rule of thumb is that as long as the father doesn't hit the mother's cervix during intercourse, then we're in the clear."

You sucked in your teeth, your face growing longer with each passing second. "So that's a no on sex then, gotcha." The moment her eyes grew wide, you spoke again in a rush, "Please don't look at my husband's crotch, I can practically hear what you're thinking." Almost comically, she trained her eyes to the ceiling in response. "So how soon do we have to stop all…intimate contact?"

"Estimating how far along you are, I would recommend to hold off on penetration from this point on until the baby is born."

"You can't be serious."

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Hiddleston, I'm afraid I am."

"So four months--"

"Five and a half months."

"What?!" you and your husband exclaimed in unison.

"Well, after giving birth, we advise the parents to hold off on intercourse for another six weeks to allow the mother time to heal. Of course that recommendation can vary depending on how quickly she heals, but the batting average has been six weeks. Often times longer."

Tom gave you that "puppy dog" look that would have had you chortling under different circumstances. "Sweetie, don't look at me like that, we signed up for this the second I cut that implant out my arm."

That wiped the puppy dog look from his eyes in record time. "Hold on, you cut it out of your arm?"

"Yup." You gave him a small, laid back smile. "I told you I'd take care of it."

"Wait," Doctor Samson chimed in, looking at you with cautious, re-evaluating eyes. "Cutting out a birth control implant takes a considerable amount of precision."

"I'm fairly knowledgeable when it comes to human anatomy, it's no biggie." You and Tom gave each other a quick, knowing look. Your doctor wasn't quite fast enough to catch it.

"I didn't see a scar on your left arm," she said, trying to mask the way her voice wavered as she looked at you with a newfound caution.

That caution damn near made her blood go cold when all you did was smile at her. "Mmhmm."

A/N: I may or may not be procrastinating on working on Kinktober stories if I'm being so for real 😂 But now at least I have some OLTK stuff of Y/N's first pregnancy era 🫠

'everything' taglist: @simplyholl @loopsisloops @imalovernotahater @coldnique @loz-3 @huntress-artemiss @salempoe @athalialaufeyson @lokiprompts @kats72 @kikster606 @asgards-princess-of-mischief @lokixryss @thomase1 @mischief2sarawr @lovingchoices14 @lunarnights95 @goblingirlsarah @iamlokisgloriouspurpose @creationsbyme @maple-seed @mjsthrillernp @ladyofthestayingpower @sititran @glitterylokislut @ozymdias @fictive-sl0th  @lokidbadguy @mochie85 @silverfire475 @joyful-enchantress @elizabethmidnight2017 @holdmytesseract @smolvenger @gigglingtiggerv2 @lokidokieokie @superficialdomina @kmc1989 @november-rayne @buttercupcookies-blog @peaky-marvel @lokiified @dryyoursaltyoceantears @herdetectivetheorist @alexakeyloveloki @lulubelle814 @jaidenhawke @km-ffluv @huntedmusicgardenn @steaa90-blog

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parents era drabble set 1

'one look and they'll know' collection masterlist See my full list of works here!

Placement: parents era; a few months after 'how you light up'

Summary: some slice of life snapshots of your life with Tom while you were pregnant with Eloise

Pairing: Tom Hiddleston x Reader

Word Count: 1k (across 2 drabbles)

Warning/s: very light hinting on Reader's life as Evangeline, but other than that none…this is pure fluff [let me know if i missed anything tho!]

Things to be aware of: cinnamon roll husband Tom hours

something magical

"It's quite random," Tom said, preparing everyone in the studio for his answer to what was fairly enough an equally random question. What's your favorite word?

"It's alright, we like random."

He took a breath before uttering the word. "August."

"August?" the host asked, repeating his answer back. You took a moment to look at the crew around the set; they were giving each other looks, one even starting to mouth the words 'like salt air and the rust on your door August?'

Your husband nodded with a soft, knowing smile on his bearded face, simply stating, "August is magic."

"What, like a magic month?" Karen chimed in from beside him, and his smile got wider.

"It is. There's a sweetness in the air. Something happens to the world in August."

Beside you, Luke spoke up in an almost dreading tone. "The internet's gonna pounce on this and connect it to Taylor, I just know it."

"The internet tries to connect everything to Taylor. My own relationship with her doesn't help it any," you shot back, adjusting yourself on your seat and giving him a shrug. "We roll with the punches. Like we always do. Hell, I'll make a fucking TikTok singing the lyrics myself just to get ahead of it if you want."

"Ohh could you?" He looked at you with almost pleading eyes. "Maybe singing to your belly, TikTok's gonna lap that up."

"Hang on a minute there," Karen spoke up again. "You said you and your wife got together in late 2016 but you spent months dancing around and pining after each other, yea?" Your husband answered with an enthusiastic nod. "Y/N, babes real quick…what month did you two meet?"

The smile on your face mirrored Tom's when you shouted your answer. "We met in August!"

A collective awww filled the set, of varying tones. Most seemed to find it adorable, though notably the host's tone felt a touch disappointed. Though you couldn't find enough fucks to wonder why.

"Told you," Tom spoke again, a loving gleam in his eyes as his gaze stayed on you. "Something magical happens to the world in August. I met the love of my life on an August afternoon, almost exactly nine years ago. And I've been given the highest honor of getting to call her my wife…and in just a few short months, the mother of our child."

torturous revelations

"Everything looks to be on schedule, baby's coming along nicely," Doctor Samson stated, queueing up a sonogram for you and Tom to take home after this consultation. "Normally I would advise mothers to start lessening their time up on their feet at this stage, but you seem quite strong and in rather impressive health, Y/N, so I won't advise for any restrictions just yet."

She handed you a roll of paper towels to wipe off the gel on your belly, but your husband took it from your hands and tore off a few pieces. A fond smile stretched across the doctor's face, watching the scene before her as you giggled while Tom cleaned off your steadily growing stomach.

"There we are, my darling," he said softly, pressing a kiss to your stomach after he disposed of the paper towels. He helped you off the examination table and onto one of the seats in front of Doctor Samson's desk.

"I do have…a question though, Doctor," you told her, your mouth forming into a slight grimace as you voiced your concern. "There's something I read about…sex not being a very good idea after you reach a certain stage in pregnancy? That's just an old wives' tale, right?"

"Well…yes and no," she answered you, making a motion with her hands as if she's balancing scales. "It's really a case to case basis, but my golden rule of thumb is that as long as the father doesn't hit the mother's cervix during intercourse, then we're in the clear."

You sucked in your teeth, your face growing longer with each passing second. "So that's a no on sex then, gotcha." The moment her eyes grew wide, you spoke again in a rush, "Please don't look at my husband's crotch, I can practically hear what you're thinking." Almost comically, she trained her eyes to the ceiling in response. "So how soon do we have to stop all…intimate contact?"

"Estimating how far along you are, I would recommend to hold off on penetration from this point on until the baby is born."

"You can't be serious."

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Hiddleston, I'm afraid I am."

"So four months--"

"Five and a half months."

"What?!" you and your husband exclaimed in unison.

"Well, after giving birth, we advise the parents to hold off on intercourse for another six weeks to allow the mother time to heal. Of course that recommendation can vary depending on how quickly she heals, but the batting average has been six weeks. Often times longer."

Tom gave you that "puppy dog" look that would have had you chortling under different circumstances. "Sweetie, don't look at me like that, we signed up for this the second I cut that implant out my arm."

That wiped the puppy dog look from his eyes in record time. "Hold on, you cut it out of your arm?"

"Yup." You gave him a small, laid back smile. "I told you I'd take care of it."

"Wait," Doctor Samson chimed in, looking at you with cautious, re-evaluating eyes. "Cutting out a birth control implant takes a considerable amount of precision."

"I'm fairly knowledgeable when it comes to human anatomy, it's no biggie." You and Tom gave each other a quick, knowing look. Your doctor wasn't quite fast enough to catch it.

"I didn't see a scar on your left arm," she said, trying to mask the way her voice wavered as she looked at you with a newfound caution.

That caution damn near made her blood go cold when all you did was smile at her. "Mmhmm."

A/N: I may or may not be procrastinating on working on Kinktober stories if I'm being so for real 😂 But now at least I have some OLTK stuff of Y/N's first pregnancy era 🫠

'everything' taglist: @simplyholl @loopsisloops @imalovernotahater @coldnique @loz-3 @huntress-artemiss @salempoe @athalialaufeyson @lokiprompts @kats72 @kikster606 @asgards-princess-of-mischief @lokixryss @thomase1 @mischief2sarawr @lovingchoices14 @lunarnights95 @goblingirlsarah @iamlokisgloriouspurpose @creationsbyme @maple-seed @mjsthrillernp @ladyofthestayingpower @sititran @glitterylokislut @ozymdias @fictive-sl0th  @lokidbadguy @mochie85 @silverfire475 @joyful-enchantress @elizabethmidnight2017 @holdmytesseract @smolvenger @gigglingtiggerv2 @lokidokieokie @superficialdomina @kmc1989 @november-rayne @buttercupcookies-blog @peaky-marvel @lokiified @dryyoursaltyoceantears @herdetectivetheorist @alexakeyloveloki @lulubelle814 @jaidenhawke @km-ffluv @huntedmusicgardenn @steaa90-blog

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Our favorite cryptid 😂 Half teletubby, half bigfoot

@ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @superficialdomina

london sighting :: 27 august 2025 (batch 2)

no words except…wee woo 😳

@lokisgoodgirl @lokischambermaid @michelleleewise @mochie85 @fictive-sl0th @xorpsbane @ladyofthestayingpower @loopsisloops @joyful-enchantress @acidcasualties @liminalpebble @alexakeyloveloki @dangertoozmanykids101 @mischief2sarawr @simplyholl @vbecker10 @holdmytesseract @smolvenger @lokiprompts @give-me-a-moose @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @holymultiplefandomsbatman @wheredafandomat @caffiend-queen @km-ffluv @kikster606 @itsybitchylittlewitchy @glitchquake @peachyjinx @gigglingtiggerv2 @november-rayne @viv-annelore @five-miles-over @gruftiela @coldnique @smirkingkitten @raqnarokr @jaidenhawke @mrs-elsie-barnes @tallseaweed @chantsdemarins @cabingrlandrandomcrap @jiyascepter @cl-0-vr @foxherder ++

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whoa whoa whoa what do you mean Tears is a freaked out song?!

"i get wet at the thought of you"?!

"tears run down my thighs"?!

ah shit here we go, MBF inspired stories are gonna happen aren't they--

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london sighting :: 27 august 2025 (batch 3)

not me thotting out over the slutty little forearms on display--

@lokisgoodgirl @lokischambermaid @michelleleewise @mochie85 @fictive-sl0th @xorpsbane @ladyofthestayingpower @loopsisloops @joyful-enchantress @acidcasualties @liminalpebble @alexakeyloveloki @dangertoozmanykids101 @mischief2sarawr @simplyholl @vbecker10 @holdmytesseract @smolvenger @lokiprompts @give-me-a-moose @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @holymultiplefandomsbatman @wheredafandomat @caffiend-queen @km-ffluv @kikster606 @itsybitchylittlewitchy @glitchquake @peachyjinx @gigglingtiggerv2 @november-rayne @viv-annelore @five-miles-over @gruftiela @coldnique @smirkingkitten @raqnarokr @jaidenhawke @mrs-elsie-barnes @tallseaweed @chantsdemarins @cabingrlandrandomcrap @jiyascepter @cl-0-vr @foxherder @lulubelle814 ++

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london sighting :: 27 august 2025 (batch 2)

no words except…wee woo 😳

@lokisgoodgirl @lokischambermaid @michelleleewise @mochie85 @fictive-sl0th @xorpsbane @ladyofthestayingpower @loopsisloops @joyful-enchantress @acidcasualties @liminalpebble @alexakeyloveloki @dangertoozmanykids101 @mischief2sarawr @simplyholl @vbecker10 @holdmytesseract @smolvenger @lokiprompts @give-me-a-moose @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @holymultiplefandomsbatman @wheredafandomat @caffiend-queen @km-ffluv @kikster606 @itsybitchylittlewitchy @glitchquake @peachyjinx @gigglingtiggerv2 @november-rayne @viv-annelore @five-miles-over @gruftiela @coldnique @smirkingkitten @raqnarokr @jaidenhawke @mrs-elsie-barnes @tallseaweed @chantsdemarins @cabingrlandrandomcrap @jiyascepter @cl-0-vr @foxherder ++

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london sighting :: 27 august 2025 (batch 1)

and just like that, we've exited the beard era 🥺 but i can't even be too sad about it because once again we've been attacked by the button fighting for its life while framing chest hair

sir, do you have no mercy--

@lokisgoodgirl @lokischambermaid @michelleleewise @mochie85 @fictive-sl0th @xorpsbane @ladyofthestayingpower @loopsisloops @joyful-enchantress @acidcasualties @liminalpebble @alexakeyloveloki @dangertoozmanykids101 @mischief2sarawr @simplyholl @vbecker10 @holdmytesseract @smolvenger @lokiprompts @give-me-a-moose @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @holymultiplefandomsbatman @wheredafandomat @caffiend-queen @km-ffluv @kikster606 @itsybitchylittlewitchy @glitchquake @peachyjinx @gigglingtiggerv2 @november-rayne @viv-annelore @five-miles-over @gruftiela @coldnique @smirkingkitten @raqnarokr @jaidenhawke @mrs-elsie-barnes @tallseaweed @chantsdemarins @cabingrlandrandomcrap @jiyascepter @cl-0-vr @foxherder ++

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you know what’s really rude and annoying and infuriating all at once?

sitting down to write, and my brain immediately going “nap time” mode.

like. no. what do you mean you’re sleepy now?? what do you mean you’re all awake when we’re scrolling on tumblr but shut down when it’s time to write?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?? WE’VE BEEN WAITING TO WRITE ALL DAY—

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this is the whole reason why "the lengths we'd go for love" and "locksmith" are about to exist 🫢🫢🫢

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me asf with 'relinquish the crown' 🤣🤣

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the difference between "Thomas" and "Tommy" 🤣

@smolvenger @holdmytesseract @five-miles-over @jaidenhawke @cabingrlandrandomcrap @alexakeyloveloki

@mischiefmaker615 @muddyorbsblr @blackquartzsstuff @multyunervisesuperfan @vbecker10 @mochie85 @ash-muses @souls-for-fandoms @oswildin