#penthouse incorrect quotes

[ll-but-its-random]

Sam to Eight: YOU'RE 5'11?!?!? Eight: If it makes you feel better, fitting into beds is an occasional an issue. John: You can see Nine's ego from that height. Six: No one can.

[carrot-felisidad]

HOW THE WHOLE "COME BACK TO GUSU WITH ME" THING WENT IN MY HEAD

Lan Wangji: Wei Ying, come back to Gusu with me. 😔

Wei Wuxian: You would deny me my life? 😠

Lan Wangji: No, no, not your life, no 😟😢

Wei Wuxian: My freedom then, you would take that from me. Confine me to a prison cell. 😡

Lan Wangji: 🥺 🥺 🥺

*13 Years Later*

Lan Xichen: My mom was a murderer, so my dad married her to save her from persecution, and built a hall up the mountains to keep her and they together went into seclusion. Sounds familiar? *Randomly plays flute* 🎷😌🎶

Wei Wuxian: ...

Wei Wuxian: Oh my god, he did want to confine me.

Lan Xichen: Don't put it like that, I think it's romantic.

Wei Wuxian: ...

Wei Wuxian: You Lans are somehow not right in the head.

[luxthestrange]

OP Incorrect quotes#48 Puppy Dog eyes

Uta is growing up now she is able to form words...

Idol!Y/n*Holding camera to record Baby utah*Whats mommy name?~

Uta(2)*Gleams looking at you*Mummy!

Idol!Y/n: Haha~And whats Your ...*Swallows vomit ... it's been two years Shanks and you...made the choice to co-parent Uta(But you not together again you made that VERY clear to him)*-Father's name?~

Uta(2)*Copying your angry face when you see Shanks drinking in the kitchen*SHAAAAAAAAANKS!?!

Idol!Y/n:...

Shanks*Who ran into the room thinking you were calling him,Still looking at him like an old hurt dog who only wants to please you*-Y-YES DEAR??DO YOU NEED SOMETHING?

Uta(2)*Has a giggle fit seeing her dad*HEHEHE!~

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Good Omen's

{♡} ask

- Rip to season 3 you were put on pause.

Another party?

{♡} ask

- I wonder if that cute stranger will come?

Protective hand

{♡} personal

- Silly hc my dad does this actually

Tattoo time!

{♡} requested

- Blurb of Seth comforting Scout who is getting a tattoo and being brought as emotional support

Jar opener

{♡} personal

- bc I love him so strong <33

You deserve this

{♡} personal

- He does deserve this and more.

Incorrect Quotes:

Wasn't suppose to be around this long

What's better than one yandere? Two!

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- HC's of Yandere x Yandere dynamic w Orchid and Withered! Finn

Age regressing Sunflower

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- hc's of Finn with a reader who uses little space/acts more childish to cope when sad. ngl think Finn might be the best caregiver for this type of reader

Fucking whore. God I love it.

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- Story of NSFW Withered! Finn, sadly doing brat things didn't work out...

Incorrect Quotes:

give it to a man

How did you get here?

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- Congrats your parent's now to a child of light.

I took it to my penthouse and then I freaked it

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- All it said bottom Auron, so Story but i basically pick.

Glitter pens with fluff balls

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- Silly idea from mootie

Incorrect Quotes:

grill me a cheese

Full of love

{♡} requested

- HC's with Lucien comforting plus size Angel

What a lovely tail

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- Short story of Angel playing with Lucien's tail

Oh my big baby!

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- Story of Lucien being a child for a day and Angel gushes over him.

No mames wey.

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- Hispanic Angel fic! Where Lucien eat's their candy </3

A demon named Angel, how ironic

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- Blurb and hc's of reverse au of human Lucien and demon Angel

Let's have a slumber party, like a fat kid on a pack of Smarties!

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- Jack and listener have a sleepover!

Tiktok video

{♡} personal

- He's so silly goofy

Like a cat in heat

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- Nsfw hc's w a neko listener (enjoy war flashbacks)

My muses, who fully my pages and books with their beauty.

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- Short story of Bittersweet boys with a artist reader who's shy showing off their sketches of them.

Maybe one wouldn't hurt....

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- HC's with Auron, Alphonse, and Charlie with their listener asking for a baby. (this is bc I posted about a dream I had once I think??)

Whole lot of lovin'

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- HC's of Lucien, Finn, and Jack with a chubby reader

Bro these bad habits got hands.

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- HC's Seth Faust Charlie with a listener/reader who relapsed with smoking cigarettes.

Please, please dont leave....

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- hcs of listener having a dream where their boy died. With Alphonse, Charlie and Auron.

Honey, your sexy with or without glasses

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- Sugarboo hates their glasses but it's giving office siren

Fucking gnomes. It's always gnomes.

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- Gravity falls Au, I see Seth as Dipper and Alphonse + Boo as Mabel

Let me tell you something!

{♡} requested

- Short story of the bittersweet boys hyping up Sugarboo who's going out in a sluttier outfit.

Awe, what a cute cat.

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- SFW hc's of the bittersweet boys with a neko Sugarboo

Sir, continue and I'll get you pregnant.

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- HC's of listener threatening to put a baby in Seth, Auron, and Finn

YV x lgts

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- More about the au my mootie made!!

Party like the 80's

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- song by 6arelyhuman, aseria, and kets4eki but the bittersweet trio as the cover art

Who would want kids?

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- Mootie asking for my opinion

Michael's owns Boo's check

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- Rip Boo, it's Ross for me bc their clothing is so fucking cute

OBJECTION!!

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- Rip Faust he's gonna get jumped

Guilty Gear

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- Ngl kinda fuck w this I kinda wanna play the game or watch the series it has

The Dilf meeting

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- What if Dilf! Al and Seth meet younger them?

Traumatized by cupcakes hd and smile hd

{♡} ask

- Crazy how I was introduced to gore by mlp

YV college AU

{♡} ask

- Au from my moot!

Auron or Alphonse?

{♡} ask

- Moot asks me who I think is better (Sorry Al, Auron is in my head)

Bittersweet trio in costumes

{♡} ask

- moot asks me what they'd dress up as and I told how there was a asks making them a pirate and merperson trio

Bosscandy or black licorice

{♡} ask

- Auron x Alphonse and how I think it'd work

OMORI au

{♡} ask

- Au from my moot!

Who'd say Beetlejuice

{♡} ask

- I was asked of my opinion

Beetle juice

{♡} ask

- Sugarboo saying Beetlejuice to the boys

New nail set

{♡} personal

- cute duck nails <33

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Incorrect Quotes:

....fuck

[universal-quoteland]

Time for some incorrect quotes ~

Chloe: *walks in to the penthouse* Hey , just doble checking you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night, am dying to go to that new place like i ca-...

Lucifer: *blinks twice confused like a lost puppy*

Chloe: oh, sorry ... Ehem...Dinner , tomorrow , ME! *says doing childlike movements with her hands*

Lucifer: YEEEAAHHH!!! *claps happily*

[janeway-lover]

more incorrect abbiel quotes! @spine-fairy @fallen-starmaker

Uriel: THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND, SUCKERS! Abby: I'm your wife, Uriel. Uriel: MY WIFE! EVEN BETTER!

Uriel: Did Abby just tell me she loved me for the first time? Barbara: Yeah, she did. Uriel: And did I just do finger guns back? Barbara: Yeah, you did.

[At the penthouse] Alistair: You kissed Uriel!?! Abby: I didn't know what else to do! They had those big sad eyes! Alistair: Well, sure, you had no choice.

Uriel: I'm doing an excellent job at keeping my crush a secret. Abby: *smiles* Uriel: I have to gay - I mean go -

Uriel: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Barbara: Did Abby say "I love you" and you said "Thanks"? Uriel: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL -

Lucifer: I will be damned if you consort with an angel. Abby: Dad. Relax. I'm not "consorting" with Uriel. Lucifer: *sighing in relief* Oh thank Father - Abby: We're engaged! Lucifer: FUCK!

Uriel: No one can hurt me if I'm cold and detached and not emotionally invested in anyone. Abby: Hi! Uriel: *sweating* Shit.

Abby: I wasn't that drunk. Uriel: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. Abby: BECAUSE YOU ARE

Abby: Happy New Year. Uriel: Happy New Year, dear. Abby: Got any New Year's resolutions? Uriel: Yeah, I've got plenty to do. Abby: Like what? Uriel: *gets down on one knee* Like marrying you.

[pepemyfantasy]

Masterlist

In the future I plan to write: Imagines, drabbles, Stories/fanfictions, incorrect quotes, headcanons, MTL, reactions, etc

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ABOUT ME

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TV Shows

The Penthouse

Yellowjackets

Fallout

The Boys

Game of Thrones

Marvel

Kpop

Masterlists for all the groups/soloists I write for (+ my bias(s) and bias wrecker(s)

Group | Bias(s) | Bias wrecker(s)

BTS | Jungkook | Taehyung

SEVENTEEN | Woozi, Jeonghan, Vernon | Minghao

DREAMCATCHER | Siyeon | Handong

SNSD | Hyoyeon | Sunny

AESPA | Winter | Ningning

RED VELVET | Irene | Seulgi

TXT | Beomgyu | Huening Kai

TWICE | Jihyo, Jeongyeon | Nayeon, Momo

ITZY | Yuna | Lia

ATEEZ | Hongjoong | Seonghwa

GIDLE | Miyeon | Soojin, Yuqi

NCT (Mainly Dream) | Taeyong | Jaemin, Haechan

IVE | Yujin | Gaeul

WJSN | Bona, Dayoung, Yeonjung | Exy

YOUNG POSSE | Jiana | Doeun

[immortalgothgirl]

Seojin: We’d make beautiful babies

Yoonhee: What?

Seojin: I said get away from me before I catch rabies

[jubileesstuff]

I'm re-watching The Penthouse right now and I have to say, Logan Lee is the only character that doesn't totally get on my nerves.

[ll-but-its-random]

Six: I have the urge to do something stupid. Sam: I'm stupid, do me. Six: John: Malcolm: Literally everyone: Sam: Sam: I said that out loud...

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Tim: Sooo, Bernard is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Darla: Why?

Tim: Because I've caught him trying to train the raccoons to fight five times in a row now.

Bernard, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

[simpforsix]

Sandor: Ok, that’s it. Get on top of the fridge.

Nine, climbing the fridge: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

[luxthestrange]

OP Incorrect quotes#45 Primadonna

After Uta was confirmed to be a healthy girl,You took the crew to your penthouse and were heading to put Uta to sleep in your bed...to come back and have a "Chat" with shanks about Uta's origins

??Y/n*Looking back at Shanks and grinding teeth* Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that...

Yassop*Seeing around your luxurious penthouse...pictures of you in cover bands and singing on stage...he THOUGHT he recognized you* I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZE THEM-THATS "Y/n Nightingale!?!

Lucky*Spits out a turkey he took from your fridge* You know YA/N NIGHTINGALE?!

Shanks*Looking at your awards cabinets, lost in thought as he spots a small picture that has a younger you, hugging with one arm a young buggy and...the other side of the picture of you hugging another is torn...he knew why it was torn*-Huh...? Oh, yeah. them, yeah. We dated...

Yassop: Was it before or after they became a pop star?

Limejuice*opens your expensive wine cabinet but looks back in shock* You dated a pop star?!

Shanks*Looks at his crew...highly offended*Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?

Hongo: Hellooo, it's Y/n Nightingale?

Gab: It's you?

Benn: I just… *scratches his head* Are they blind?? Suffering some form of brain damage?

Shanks: Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives!?

Crew: You do that all the time, shanks!

Yassop: Come on, you kinda do that

Benn: You totally do that

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incorrect cheonha #1

[kazuha-pista-badam]

Seokkyung: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Seokhun: What's that?

Seokkyung: Remorse code.

Seokhun: I'm even angrier now.

[lorienlegaciesheadcanons4567910]

Six: Two years ago today, my best friend and I got married

Six: Sam is still mad about it but Marina and I were drunk and we thought it was funny.