#penthouse incorrect quotes

[ll-but-its-random]

Sam to Eight: YOU'RE 5'11?!?!? Eight: If it makes you feel better, fitting into beds is an occasional an issue. John: You can see Nine's ego from that height. Six: No one can.

[carrot-felisidad]

HOW THE WHOLE "COME BACK TO GUSU WITH ME" THING WENT IN MY HEAD

Lan Wangji: Wei Ying, come back to Gusu with me. 😔

Wei Wuxian: You would deny me my life? 😠

Lan Wangji: No, no, not your life, no 😟😢

Wei Wuxian: My freedom then, you would take that from me. Confine me to a prison cell. 😡

Lan Wangji: 🥺 🥺 🥺

*13 Years Later*

Lan Xichen: My mom was a murderer, so my dad married her to save her from persecution, and built a hall up the mountains to keep her and they together went into seclusion. Sounds familiar? *Randomly plays flute* 🎷😌🎶

Wei Wuxian: ...

Wei Wuxian: Oh my god, he did want to confine me.

Lan Xichen: Don't put it like that, I think it's romantic.

Wei Wuxian: ...

Wei Wuxian: You Lans are somehow not right in the head.

[luxthestrange]

OP Incorrect quotes#48 Puppy Dog eyes

Uta is growing up now she is able to form words...

Idol!Y/n*Holding camera to record Baby utah*Whats mommy name?~

Uta(2)*Gleams looking at you*Mummy!

Idol!Y/n: Haha~And whats Your ...*Swallows vomit ... it's been two years Shanks and you...made the choice to co-parent Uta(But you not together again you made that VERY clear to him)*-Father's name?~

Uta(2)*Copying your angry face when you see Shanks drinking in the kitchen*SHAAAAAAAAANKS!?!

Idol!Y/n:...

Shanks*Who ran into the room thinking you were calling him,Still looking at him like an old hurt dog who only wants to please you*-Y-YES DEAR??DO YOU NEED SOMETHING?

Uta(2)*Has a giggle fit seeing her dad*HEHEHE!~

Part 3 of:

[local-theatre-is-best-theatre]

Yes I know I did this before, but I lost motivation for the option that won ok? I’ll try to make sure that that doesn’t happen this time

Further plot explanations:

Crutchie coming out as nonbinary-exactly what is says on the tin, Crutchie and Jack about to go to bed in the penthouse when Crutchie comes out as nonbinary to Jack, then maybe a short scene of the morning after where Crutchie comes out to all the newsies, everyone is supportive

Jack coming out as trans to Medda-again, pretty much what it says, Jack is a trans man and through either binder mishaps or him getting his period he has to tell Medda, she’s supportive

Canon era Sprace marriage-this is a fun one, Spot and Race want to get married but gay marriage is illegal so they hold a “newsie wedding” in Medda’s theatre with Katherine as the officiant and a bunch of wacky queer shit

The consequences of Pulitzer’s polycule- go to my incorrect quotes blog @faefox9s-incorrect-quotes to learn what Pulitzer’s polycule entails, basically a crack fic where Pulitzer is a trans man while all the other polycule members are cis, and whenever he has a kid he just throws it out into the world so it can become a newsie, Katherine was the exception but then she learns that she’s siblings/half siblings with a large number of the newsies and she invites them all to family dinner and it’s chaos

[universal-quoteland]

Time for some incorrect quotes ~

Chloe: *walks in to the penthouse* Hey , just doble checking you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night, am dying to go to that new place like i ca-...

Lucifer: *blinks twice confused like a lost puppy*

Chloe: oh, sorry ... Ehem...Dinner , tomorrow , ME! *says doing childlike movements with her hands*

Lucifer: YEEEAAHHH!!! *claps happily*

[janeway-lover]

more incorrect abbiel quotes! @spine-fairy @fallen-starmaker

Uriel: THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND, SUCKERS! Abby: I'm your wife, Uriel. Uriel: MY WIFE! EVEN BETTER!

Uriel: Did Abby just tell me she loved me for the first time? Barbara: Yeah, she did. Uriel: And did I just do finger guns back? Barbara: Yeah, you did.

[At the penthouse] Alistair: You kissed Uriel!?! Abby: I didn't know what else to do! They had those big sad eyes! Alistair: Well, sure, you had no choice.

Uriel: I'm doing an excellent job at keeping my crush a secret. Abby: *smiles* Uriel: I have to gay - I mean go -

Uriel: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Barbara: Did Abby say "I love you" and you said "Thanks"? Uriel: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL -

Lucifer: I will be damned if you consort with an angel. Abby: Dad. Relax. I'm not "consorting" with Uriel. Lucifer: *sighing in relief* Oh thank Father - Abby: We're engaged! Lucifer: FUCK!

Uriel: No one can hurt me if I'm cold and detached and not emotionally invested in anyone. Abby: Hi! Uriel: *sweating* Shit.

Abby: I wasn't that drunk. Uriel: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. Abby: BECAUSE YOU ARE

Abby: Happy New Year. Uriel: Happy New Year, dear. Abby: Got any New Year's resolutions? Uriel: Yeah, I've got plenty to do. Abby: Like what? Uriel: *gets down on one knee* Like marrying you.

[pepemyfantasy]

Masterlist

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TV Shows

The Penthouse

Yellowjackets

Fallout

The Boys

Game of Thrones

Marvel

Kpop

Masterlists for all the groups/soloists I write for (+ my bias(s) and bias wrecker(s)

Group | Bias(s) | Bias wrecker(s)

BTS | Jungkook | Taehyung

SEVENTEEN | Woozi, Jeonghan, Vernon | Minghao

DREAMCATCHER | Siyeon | Handong

SNSD | Hyoyeon | Sunny

AESPA | Winter | Ningning

RED VELVET | Irene | Seulgi

TXT | Huening Kai | Beomgyu

TWICE | Jihyo, Jeongyeon | Nayeon, Momo

ITZY | Yuna | Lia

ATEEZ | Hongjoong | Seonghwa

GIDLE | Miyeon | Soojin, Yuqi

NCT (Mainly Dream) | Taeyong | Jaemin, Haechan

IVE | Yujin | Gaeul

WJSN | Bona, Dayoung, Yeonjung | Exy

YOUNG POSSE | Jiana | Doeun

[immortalgothgirl]

Seojin: We’d make beautiful babies

Yoonhee: What?

Seojin: I said get away from me before I catch rabies

[jubileesstuff]

I'm re-watching The Penthouse right now and I have to say, Logan Lee is the only character that doesn't totally get on my nerves.

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Tim: Sooo, Bernard is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Darla: Why?

Tim: Because I've caught him trying to train the raccoons to fight five times in a row now.

Bernard, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

[ll-but-its-random]

Six, on the phone with Eight: Turn around. Six: No, the other way. Six: Again, the other way. Eight: OH MY GOD SIX WHERE ARE YOU?! Six: I'm not there yet. But the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amused me.

[simpforsix]

Sandor: Ok, that’s it. Get on top of the fridge.

Nine, climbing the fridge: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

[luxthestrange]

OP Incorrect quotes#45 Primadonna

After Uta was confirmed to be a healthy girl,You took the crew to your penthouse and were heading to put Uta to sleep in your bed...to come back and have a "Chat" with shanks about Uta's origins

??Y/n*Looking back at Shanks and grinding teeth* Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that...

Yassop*Seeing around your luxurious penthouse...pictures of you in cover bands and singing on stage...he THOUGHT he recognized you* I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZE THEM-THATS "Y/n Nightingale!?!

Lucky*Spits out a turkey he took from your fridge* You know YA/N NIGHTINGALE?!

Shanks*Looking at your awards cabinets, lost in thought as he spots a small picture that has a younger you, hugging with one arm a young buggy and...the other side of the picture of you hugging another is torn...he knew why it was torn*-Huh...? Oh, yeah. them, yeah. We dated...

Yassop: Was it before or after they became a pop star?

Limejuice*opens your expensive wine cabinet but looks back in shock* You dated a pop star?!

Shanks*Looks at his crew...highly offended*Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?

Hongo: Hellooo, it's Y/n Nightingale?

Gab: It's you?

Benn: I just… *scratches his head* Are they blind?? Suffering some form of brain damage?

Shanks: Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives!?

Crew: You do that all the time, shanks!

Yassop: Come on, you kinda do that

Benn: You totally do that

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[aloneinthewholeworld]

incorrect cheonha #1

[kazuha-pista-badam]

Seokkyung: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Seokhun: What's that?

Seokkyung: Remorse code.

Seokhun: I'm even angrier now.

[lorienlegaciesheadcanons4567910]

Six: Two years ago today, my best friend and I got married

Six: Sam is still mad about it but Marina and I were drunk and we thought it was funny.