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deltaruiner · 13 days ago
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do u guys think homura limits and monitors madokas phone time like an overbearing mother in the new movie. to like guard her from like finding out the truth via other magical girls online. or twitter
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non-state-actor · 9 months ago
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Ya know, coming across posts like this is really an experience of "you're so close to the answer yet so far away."
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Like, how detached from reality are you that you can actually wonder this? It's like the second someone who's in the working class actually breaks the mold and begins to earn probably still not even half of what their labor earns for their employer, all of sudden these sorts of bad unintentional-actors decide it's time for them to voted off the island.
It's even worse when they (appropriately) get dragged in the notes and this is their reply:
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"Hmm actually I was just speculating this whole time haha devils advocate ecks dee 🤓🤓"
These are the same people who will be like "the working class needs more affordable housing!" and think the solution is more rent-serfdom to landlords but they just aren't charging as much.
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vaselinegurl · 6 months ago
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I'm staying of Tumblr until Friday because my ENTIRE feed is Chaos Theory spoilers-
IM RUNNING AWAY! 😭 STOP SPOILINGGGG
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punkeropercyjackson · 6 months ago
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"We need more redemption arcs that're about found family instead of romance!!!"You guys couldn't even handle Prince Zuko
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putuponpercy · 1 year ago
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Thomas & Friends?
No I only know Gordon & his Subjects
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ride-thedragon · 6 months ago
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Appealing to the linguistic aspect, apart from not looking like anyone, Nettles shouldn't sound like anyone either in Hotd. Her accent should be distinctly not highborn. She should use the Drifmark inspired dialect based on her foul-mouthed description that correlates with the ill mannered one. Linguistically she should not should like any character even Alyn and Addam.
I doubt it will happen, but if it did, I'd be really happy.
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heathenarmyimagines · 6 months ago
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Title: The Alliance
Summary: Princess (Y/N)'s hunt has finally come, and Ivar has more than a country to explore.
Pairing: Ivar x Reader
A/N: I know I haven't been uploading and I'm sorry, I've been working and this story in particular requires a LOT of research (like literally so much). That said please enjoy this chapter, remember if its bold that means it is spoken in the foreign language. This chapter does include a hunting scene so trigger warning if it applies.
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Taglist:
The celebration of Princess (Y/N)’s homecoming was indeed an event that would be talked about in Tunisia for months, and the Norse travelers would never forget it. The beach, the dancing, the music, the food that was served was all breathtaking and bordering comfortably on the edge of overwhelming.
It was only when the feast was entirely eaten and the performers were physically unable to continue that everyone agreed to retreat to their own homes to rest.
Ivar found himself on the back of his father, he couldn’t fathom hauling his weight on his crutches after he had exhausted all his energy during the festivities. However; it seemed Ragnar had reserved just enough energy to help his youngest son to the palace.
He even carried Ivar’s crutches in his arms as Ivar clung to his back, and Ivar saw how his father’s grip on them left his knuckles pale white.
‘You do not like my crutches.’ he said, breaking the comfortable silence between the two of them as they lagged behind the royal party on the way back to the castle.
‘I do not like them.’ Ragnar confessed casually.
‘Why?’
‘You do not need them, Ivar; you move slower with them. I can tell it exhausts you and you break more bones by standing upright.’
‘I haven’t bro-’
‘You have.’ Ragnar interrupted the lie, his voice suddenly stern.
‘I am not your mother, I don’t need to see and hear you crying to know when you have pushed your body too far for its limitations. Every time I tried to hold you for the first year of your life I broke a bone in my rough handling.’
At his father’s confession Ivar was left speechless; how many times had his mother drunkenly rambled that as a babe Ivar cried whenever Ragnar picked him up? Of course Ivar had not known why he did this, he was too young, all he knew was his mother was telling the truth about it. Aslaug’s drunken complaining made up a large amount of Ivar’s childhood and sometimes her drunkenness made her dramatize the events but this was one of the few that never changed; Ragnar never spoke of it in front of him.
Not once in all his life.
‘Even the night I left you in the woods, it was your right ankle, it cracked as I tried to swaddle you. I hadn’t intended to leave you that night, I was just trying to hold you and I couldn’t do even that without hurting you.’ Ragnar continued.
‘You must not be used to the palm wine these Tunisians serve, mead has never made you drunk enough to tell me this before.’ Ivar tried weakly to joke.
He hadn’t been prepared to hear this, he had long ago come to accept that he would die without ever having had this conversation with his father.
‘I must not be.’ his father let out a humorless breath of laughter.
‘How do you know when I break a bone? Is it the blue in my eyes?’ Ivar asked.
‘No, son; it is not your eyes, it’s your nose.’
‘My nose?’
‘It scrunches up in a wince whenever a bone breaks, even as a baby before the cries could fall from your lips your nose would give you away. I also know because whenever I see you break a bone I feel it.’ his father confessed.
‘I feel the same sickness rise up in my throat, the same guilt. My guiltiness led me to abandon you, my guilt kept me from loving you. Guilt over how you were born, guilt that my impatience and disregard to your mother’s warning cost you your health.’
Ivar did not need any elaborations on what his father was referencing.
“His mother said he would be a monster.”
“Not even ten and already a killer.”
“There is something not human in him, I just know it.”
“She wasn’t even pregnant yet and she knew he’d be vile and twisted.”
“He even slithers around like the great serpent, he will bring Ragnarok to us all!”
Phrases like these were whispered around him all his life; his mother’s prophecy that if Ragnar had her too soon she would birth him a monster.
‘I do not blame you, or mother, I am not angry with you father. I never have been… I never could be. I-’ Ivar felt like he was physically choking on the words he was trying to say.
It was the first time he’d ever said them out loud before.
‘I love you Father, even if you broke my bones holding me I never wanted you to put me down.’ he said pressing his face into his father’s shoulder, and let Ragnar feel the tears soak into the fabric of his tunic.
‘You do not have to blame me, I will even allow you to be foolish enough to forgive me, but son, I will never forgive myself for the way I treated you. You and your brothers are one of the very few things that keep me in Midgard, and I do not deserve the love and respect you all show me. I have wronged you all, in unforgivable ways.’
‘I have never heard you admit to being wrong.’ Ivar said around the lump that had formed in his throat as he at last got a hold of his emotions.
‘Do not get used to it, it will never happen again and I will deny it if you tell any other living thing.’ his father said, his voice once again becoming lighthearted.
Their emotional conversation had ended, and he knew that neither he nor his father would ever mention it again. Not to each other or to anyone else.
Not even the Princess would hear of this, he would keep this moment selfishly to himself for the rest of his life.
A comfortable silence fell over the two men and lasted until they were finally in the palace, where Ragnar placed his son down and placed the crutches down, sending them a distasteful glance.
Ivar looked over at the others and saw that they were still raving over the festivities and their eagerness for sleep and he looked back to his father.
‘I know I do not need them, father, but I do want them. I want to stand tall among other men, I'm tired of looking up at those I know are beneath me.’ he whispered as he pulled himself up on his crutches.
‘I will not use them forever, I will improve them…and myself.’ he promised.
Ragnar sighed and placed a sudden, unexpected kiss on Ivar’s temple and whispered into his ear in confidence.
‘You will be a man to be feared one day, Ivar the Boneless. Your broken body will never be able to contain your mind and violence.’
With those last words Ragnar went back to the group and he along with Aslaug retired to their chambers.
His brothers and the Tunisians all quickly followed suit, and gave quick and polite goodbyes before going their own ways as well.
‘Let us also retire. I am absolutely exhausted.’ (Y/N) said and indeed she looked like her will alone was keeping her upright.
‘Yes, I’m sure that kind of dancing used up all your energy.’ Ivar agreed and soon they began their journey to their newly shared chamber.
‘I enjoyed dancing to your heart beat. It beats in alignment with my own.’ she remarked as they entered.
Inside they were met with their respective servants who must have brought in their things before joining the feast, as all their things were now properly in place in the chamber.
To Ivar’s surprise and delight the princess sent them both away.
Occasionally on the journey the princess would feel very affectionate and would like to undress Ivar herself; it was another thing he came to rely on while they shared space on the ship.
He would always eagerly offer to undress her in return, she would graciously accept and they would lie in each other’s arms as they slept through the night.
Tonight, however, she was more slow in removing his tunic than she usually did and he could tell by the distanced look in her eye as her hands moved that her mind was not truly in this moment.
‘I will not be at your side when you wake my love.’ she said as she discarded the clothing.
‘How long will your hunt last?’
‘As long as it takes, after the hunt is complete I will be taken to the Skinner's hut to fashion the cloak alone. Every three days a hunting party will be sent after me, if I were to forfeit, they would escort me back safely. In which case I will have failed, and we would not have the blessing of the Great and Many.’
‘Then we would not marry.’ Ivar concluded.
A pregnant silence set in over the two of them as they undressed and remained even as they lay in each other's arms.
‘Can I make a request for my cloak?’ Ivar said at last.
‘Of course.’
‘Something warm. I will want to wear it often and the weather back home is not as nice as this.’ he said with a smile.
He hoped she understood what he was saying between his words; prayed she understood that he had confidence she would succeed and they would marry.
Ivar only needed to meet her watering eyes to know she did understand him, and more than anything else she needed his confidence in her.
‘I’ve trained since the day Sven left with his party, and I am even bold enough to call myself a warrior, but I have never hunted alone.’ she confessed.
‘I had never known true combat until our Matrimonial Fight.’ Ivar returned.
He was surprised that she looked so surprised.
‘Are you trying to console me?’ the princess accused.
‘I am being truthful. Sure on occasion my brothers include me in a bit of roughhousing, or I may even initiate a scuffle but they are never actually aiming to overtake me. Our fights are never true.’ Ivar replied.
‘I knew when I fought with you there would be no holding back on your part, you fought me as an equal and you hit where it hurt.’
The princess’s accusing eyes softened before she hid her face in his chest.
‘I did apologize. ‘ she yawned sleepily.
‘Nothing to forgive, I loved it. I loved fighting you, watching how skilled you are, seeing that look in your eyes as you look for a new place to aim. And if you hunt as well as you fight I imagine I won’t be waiting a full week.’ Ivar encouraged.
Ivar whispered soft assurances and praises until he heard her soft snores, and even still he kept silently praising her, hoping that his Gods would hear his love for her and give her protection.
As he himself finally fell into slumber he even hoped the Great and Many would watch over her as well.
When Ivar woke up he had known (Y/N) wouldn’t be there, but he was still disappointed by her absence.
A small pebble was suddenly thrown into the room, noisily hitting the floor.
‘I am awake, Trya.’ Ivar sighed as he sat up to see his thrall entering the princess’s chamber holding a Tunisian shield.
‘My Prince, did you not sleep well? Should I call for the healers?’ the woman asked, the concern for his legs showing on her face.
‘My legs are no worse than I can handle, and my sleep was sound.’ he assured her as she began to dress him.
‘You have gotten used to her being there.’ Trya realized, but immediately she went red with embarrassment at her impulsive speaking.
‘I’m sorry Prince Ivar.’ she said quickly.
‘No need to apologize when you are right, if anything I should apologize in advance for my bad mood while she is away.’
‘If I may say, I think she will return sooner than you think and with a noble animal fur just for you. In the meantime there is a beautiful village to explore and such wonderful people to meet.’ Trya offered.
Ivar knew the old woman was simply trying to cheer him up, and she was even right; but he found little comfort in her words as he left the room on his crutches.
Just as he began to wonder where he should go without (Y/N) to guide him through the unfamiliar palace, one of her servants, Kya, rounded a corner and approached him.
‘Meal before.’ she mumbled in broken Norse.
‘We are in your homeland, no need to speak a foreign language for my sake.’ he said in perfect Derja.
The girl let out a sigh of relief and began speaking in her mother language.
‘It is time for first meal, I will take you to the great hall .’ she said, her tone very confident and proper in her own dialect, before leading him through the labyrinth of halls.
Ivar was led into a large room where both royal families were sitting on the floor in a circle, all of them eating some type of bread and dipping it into something steaming hot from their bowls.
‘Ivar you must try this porridge, their spices are so flavorful.’ Hvitserk said as Ivar lowered himself down as gracefully as he could.
‘I must agree, we will definitely be trading a great deal of spices in the near future.’ Ragnar agreed, his own bowl nearly empty before Ivar had even received his portion.
The flavor of the porridge was very strong and delicious, and the bread was more grainy than the bread back home.
‘It is delicious.’ Ivar complimented as he ate with a bit more vigor.
After all, he had a long journey on the ship and had drank far too much at the feast.
‘I’m sure if my future daughter in law were here she would be flattered.’ Aslaug said, surprising everyone.
‘(Y/N) made this meal?’ Ivar asked, truly questioning how his mother knew this.
His mother sat aside her now empty bowl and looked at him in earnest, as she always had. As if she hadn’t ignored him from the moment he decided to sail here.
‘I was unable to sleep through your father’s snoring so I had a servant show me around the palace. The princess was in the kitchens, helping the cooks as they prepared her rations and first meal. We had a talk.’ the Norse Queen answered.
Ivar sent a look to his brothers, who looked equally as stunned, even his father had wide eyes.
Every word she just said went against everything they knew about their mother. Aslaug was often so drunk she could sleep through the harshest winter storm, she despised watching thralls work, and in all their lives they had never seen her set foot in any kitchen.
It hadn’t been a convenient coincidence, Ivar was certain his mother had snuck out of bed in the wee hours to speak to (Y/N) privately before her departure.
However, if anyone was waiting on Aslaug to explain her conversation with the princess, they were disappointed when she went back to her wine in silence.
‘Well then, what will you all like to do today?’ King Akashi asked the Norse royals.
‘We would like to walk through your markets. Your daughter tells us it was her most important duty as a child. The concept is both foreign and intriguing to all of us, plus we are eager to see in person the beautiful kingdom that raised our new princess.’ Ragnar replied.
‘Excellent, I shall give them a tour.’ Prince Ayo beamed as he stood excitedly.
‘Sit down.’ the queen said in a quiet but stern tone, the kind that came only from mothers and queens; and considering that she was both, her tone was truly powerful.
The child prince sighed in his defeat and sat back down on the floor.
‘You are not old enough yet my son, and you are not far enough along in your studies to walk the village and converse with the people. Until then you will spend your day with your tutors.’ the king said, seeing the upset on his son’s face.
‘I will send a servant to escort you through the markets, she will meet you at the castle gate.’
‘If I may.’ Ivar spoke up, politely asking to speak directly to the royal family, something (Y/N) had informed him was considered extremely polite.
The queen looked at him with a raised eyebrow before nodding her approval.
‘As my father has said, we are all eager to see your markets and kingdom today, but may I join the young prince with his tutors tomorrow?’
Now the queen was downright studying him, her gaze alone making the cripple straighten up his posture.
‘You wish to study here?’ she asked.
‘I have a great thirst for knowledge, like our All Father Odin, who traded his eye for it. It seems I already traded my legs at birth.’Ivar smiled charmingly, making a humorous face at the prince, who let out a small breath of laughter.
The queen smiled, seemingly against her better judgment.
‘Yes you may join the lessons tomorrow, I will have Bintu accompany you both to the library together tomorrow. She seems to want to get acquainted with you better.’ Queen Aza agreed.
‘Are you close with Bintu as well?’ Sigurd asked.
‘Of course, I personally chose Bintu to protect my daughter. She was my closest friend as a girl, had I ever chosen to propose a Matrimonial Fight she would be my instructor.’
‘I must say, while there are so many fascinating customs in your country, the one that fascinates me the most is your approach to your inferiors.’ Aslaug confessed.
‘No no no. I have no inferiors, my Queen Sister. I am Queen and I am the highest authority, but there isn’t one subject in all my kingdom that is inferior to me. Do you know how most commoners address queens in this country?’ the Tunisian Queen questioned.
When none of the Norse answered she smiled to herself.
‘Queen Mother; that is how I am addressed by every single one of my subjects. Queen to show me their respect, and Mother to show their love. Of course now the title is more than fitting.’ she explained, rubbing the roundness of her belly.
‘I may not know you well, Queen Sister, but I feel that the title was well earned. For I have never seen so many happy commoners, and I have certainly never met a young woman more amazing than your daughter. Truly you are Queen Mother, if I may, I’d like to accompany you today. I have been a Queen almost as long as I have been a Mother, but I am not blind to my shortcomings. I would like to learn from you, Queen Aza.’ Aslaug requested, her eyes never leaving the other woman’s.
At this Ragnar had to cover his mouth to silence his own gasp; Ivar was happy they were already sitting on the floor, had they been in chairs he is certain his brothers would have all fallen out of them in shock.
Years and years, all their lives, they all sat watching their mother drink away her affections and love for anyone other than Ivar. They had stopped expecting her love before they had even gotten their armrings. They never in their wildest dreams thought she cared enough to notice their disappointment in her as a mother.
Ivar looked over at his brothers and surely enough each of them had different expressions of shock.
Ubbe looked as if he simply couldn’t process what he’d heard, Hvitserk had dropped the grainy bread into his nearly empty bowl, Sigurd was wide eyed and his face was becoming red.
‘I would love your company, Queen Aslaug. In fact, I am quite done with first meal. I will await you in the throne room. I will send for Kya to accompany the rest of you through the markets.’ Aza said before holding out her hand to her husband.
King Akashi, who had been silently eating the last of his own meal while observing his guest, set aside his empty bowl and helped the queen rise to her feet.
The Tunisians bid their farewells, instructed a servant girl to give them a tour of the markets and departed.
As soon as the retreating footsteps could no longer be heard all eyes fell on Queen Aslaug, who had met their eyes confidently.
‘Do not look so stunned, have you not all wished for a better mother? A better woman to sit beside your great father on the throne? As I have no intention of losing my status, I must improve; at least that is the advice I was given.’ she said in Norse.
‘Why did you seek her out? You have been spiteful to all of us since the fight; you ignored us all nearly completely since she suggested sailing here.’ Ubbe asked, trying to keep his tone neutral.
The hint of accusation was still noticed by his mother.
‘I had no ill intention, my son, I only meant to see her before she left for her hunt. A servant led me to the kitchens and there she was gathering her rations, we spoke and she left.’
‘What did you say to her?’ Ivar asked, not bothering to hide his suspicion.
‘She spoke to me, and I saw what about her you love. She is intelligent, wise and almost annoyingly well spoken. Though she hasn’t seen one of your fits yet, Ivar, I’m sure she will be able to control even your rage.’
The princes all looked between each other, wondering if the others believed a word of this; even Ragnar had been studying his wife to see if there were any visible signs of deception.
‘Mother, she is going on a hunt, alone, I don’t even know what kind of animals they have here. I need you to tell me with conviction that you did not upset her before she left to do something so dangerous.’ he was pleading with his mother.
Aslaug stood from the floor and looked around at her family.
‘I do not know why I sought her out, I don’t know what I wanted to say to her. I know what she said to me. That she can see the weeds of hate growing in all of your eyes when you look my way. That your frowns deepen when I speak to you directly no matter what I say…and now I can see how right she was.’ Aslaug said with a truly hurt expression painting her face.
‘You think I would be so spiteful to try and sabotage her hunt Ivar? Even you? It seems I have been far worse a mother than I thought.’ she said, her voice beginning to shake as her eyes misted.
Before Ivar had a chance to let the guilt take hold of his heart fully his mother had turned and left the rest of them to their now unappealing bowls of porridge.
The room was quiet, everyone needed to digest more than the food; Aslaug’s words had left a bitter taste in their mouths.
‘Do you believe her?’ Hvitserk asked.
‘Of course not, she has been wretched since she birthed us, that doesn’t change after one talk.’ Sigurd dismissed with irritation.
‘She seemed upset, maybe she does regret the way she raised us.’ Ubbe said in her defense.
‘How could you think so, Ubbe? What raising did we get from her? It was while she was meant to be raising us that you and Hvitserk fell through ice and nearly died. In her “care” Bjorn lost his first daughter! The only time the truth comes out of her mouth is when she knows it will hurt.’ Sigurd spat angrily.
‘She is your mother, Sigurd. You owe her your life and respect.’ Ragnar said, a hint of a warning in his tone.
The circle was tense now, despite the fragility of their marriage Aslaug was still Ragnar’s wife and not many Viking men allow their wives to be insulted in their presence.
‘I had no say in who my mother was Father, did I? Even still you are right, I owe her respect…just as she owes us her love, but unfortunately for her I no longer want it.’ Sigurd replied just as stubborn as he had been as a child as he stood up.
‘I will wait at the gate for the escort.’ he said formally before leaving.
Ivar watched Sigurd in a mixture of annoyance and understanding, no one could deny that Sigurd had been the most hurt by Aslaug’s neglect growing up. He was always the one to interrupt their chess games to ask if they could have a walk all together, and he was always turned away.
‘I know your mother was…is a hard woman to understand and that it was hard growing up when I would sail away, but I know her. For better or worse I can read that woman’s heart like fresh carved runes, and I think she is being genuine. Now if you excuse me, I believe I need to have a private conversation with my son.’ Ragnar sighed tiredly before he followed Sigurd.
‘What do you think, Ivar?’ Ubbe asked his youngest brother.
‘I think…my betrothed did speak with her, and I think the conversation went more or less the same way she says it does. What I don’t know is if she is accepting that conversation as a friendly warning or a threat.’
‘You think she would sabotage (Y/N)’s hunt?’ Hvitserk asked in shock.
‘At first I will admit I did think her capable of it, but in my heart I know that isn’t like her. I know I should have no say in it seeing how she doted on me, but she has never gone out of her way to hurt any one of us. I don’t think she ever would.’ Ivar answered honestly.
‘He is right, Mother never cared enough to be cruel to us, sure she poured love onto Ivar, but Ivar is going to marry. Who will be there for her to pour on to? Ragnar?’ Ubbe said strategically, as if he were discussing a battle in a war room, not his own mother.
‘So she wants our love now that Ivar has his own woman.’ Hvitserk realized.
The room fell into one last long silence before Hvitserk noisily slurped down the very last of porridge in his bowl and stood up.
‘Well,I’m flattered to finally be worth her affections, however, what she does will have no true effect on me, but I will not discourage her efforts.’ The middle son declared before he too left.
‘What about you Ubbe? Do you still long for Mother’s love?’ Ivar asked.
‘You know, I remember the day we fell through the ice.’ Ubbe said, surprising Ivar.
Neither Ubbe or Hvitserk ever spoke about that terrible day, no matter how strategically he and Sigurd asked about it growing up; and they had asked quite often back then.
‘We had followed mother and Harbard, because why not, it was too cold for fishing obviously and we were too young to hunt back then. They went into a hut and we went to get a closer look but there was a noise…a calling so inviting and pleasant it carried us away.’
Ivar didn’t want to reply and pull his brother out of his sharing mood so he just listened and let Ubbe speak freely. He had never seen his eldest brother look so lost in his own mind while talking before, it seemed as if he was doing more than remembering. He was there all over again, a small boy out exploring with his brother on a winter's day.
‘It promised such fun and we were so excited we didn’t realize how far we had walked, but we did notice when the snowy grass became ice beneath our feet, but the call assured us and on we walked further out on the ice. Siggy, do you remember her?’ Ubbe asked.
‘Of course, Rollo’s wife.’ Ivar provided.
‘She was a kind woman to us, mother often left us in her care and she had seen us on the lake, she tried to call out for us but what was her small far away voice to a call only we could hear? A call that must have been from the Gods? She chased after us but it was too late, the ice cracked and the call stopped as soon as we fell into the freezing water.’
Ubbe seemed to not even see Ivar sitting across from him anymore, he was lost in the memory of coldness.
‘The water was so much colder than the ice had been, or at least that’s how it felt, cold all over my body, cold water in the lungs. In that cold do you know what I thought, Ivar?’
Ivar shook his head no, and waited eagerly for the answer.
‘I want my mother.’ Ubbe said softly, leaning in closer, as if this was his most precious secret.
‘I wanted to feel the warmth of her embrace and for her to whisper soothing words into my ear to assure me I would not be forced out of Midgard so soon. I even thought maybe she’d heard my silent cries and rescued us, but it was only Siggy pulling us out of the ice. Harbard was there, and she managed to give us to him before her own life was taken by that cold water. After Harbard had brought us to Mother she asked him to heal us and once he had she sent us off to bed for rest…without ever touching us.’
Ivar, who of course saw that his mother showed him more love than his brothers, was stunned by just how cold the woman had truly been to her other children.
As Ivar chewed over his rapid change in family dynamics his bride to be was walking vast dry hunting grounds.
She was brought some comfort in the fact she wasn’t in completely new territory. She had gone on at least a dozen hunts in this area. Of course those hunts had been with full hunting parties of at least ten.
Hunting in large groups was a common practice throughout the world because the simple fact was that there is power in numbers. More hunters mean more game can be caught, and the hunters had a stronger sense of security knowing that there would be more people able to watch their blind spots in case of predator attacks.
More than that, for (Y/N) at least, hunting in a group simply made the experience of hunting much more pleasant. She remembers talking with the others as they walked for hours to the waterhole where most game favored to drink and bathe.
Now she was alone and could not afford any such pleasantries. She had to keep her ears and eyes sharp, there was no one there to assist her in spotting anything that may be lying in wait.
Another benefit of hunting parties, she had come to understand quickly, was that it entailed more provisions. She had a large canteen of water that weighed heavily on her hip, but she knew it would be all she had until she reached the water hole.
And that was a half day’s journey and as heavy as it felt the canteen only had so much water inside. So she ignored the dryness of her mouth, resigned not to drink until the sun was fully in the sky.
Along with her water canteen she had a variety of tools and rope to make shelter, her father’s blade, an ax, twenty ready made arrows to go with the bow she carried by hand and a fortnight's worth of food in the pack she had on her back. One fortnight’s worth of food.
One fortnight worth of food.
One fortnight, that is two weeks.
Two weeks is fourteen days.
She repeated these things mentally every mile or so, she was determined to keep track of the time. If she allowed herself to lose her senses she could find herself out here alone with nothing to eat, no water and no choice but to wait for the rescue party.
No. Even if it did come to that she would refuse to return, and that would mean staying not only to hunt for a beast but also hunting to survive.
The thought of scavenging for berries in the dry lands was almost as discouraging as the thought of wasting arrows on smaller prey before finding her true target.
Whatever that target may be; she thought guiltily.
She had promised Ivar a grand cloak worthy of his Gods but she had no idea what that even meant yet alone what animal she would hunt. Luckily the water hole would be sure to have a variety of beasts to choose from.
After what she guessed had been four hours the sun was finally shining at its highest point in the sky. She took the canteen from her side and took a singular large swallow of cool water before closing it off again, but she held the container to her forehead to feel the coolness of the water inside.
It had to be at least noon now, that meant about six more hours until she was at the water hole, but that would mean arriving at by nightfall and that wasn’t wise. She would have to stop and make her shelter for the night.
A large cluster of boulders and a tiny cluster of palm oil trees in the distance told her she had in fact remembered the path from her previous hunts.
The rocks were where her hunting party usually sought shelter. The formation of the boulders created a sort of rocky valley and with wood and leaves from the trees a roof and walls can be fashioned.
(Y/N) took special care in looking around for any signs of a predator before she removed her pack and dug out some dried biltong and a piece of plantain bread.
She kept alert as she ate quickly, wanting to make sure she didn’t stay here long enough to be found by any thing, but she also wanted to savor the chewiness of the antelope meat, and the bread was so filling on her empty stomach it felt as warm as an embrace.
Once the last of the bread had been eaten (Y/N) picked up her pack again and continued on, still chewing the last bite of biltong, trying to extend the longevity of its flavor and the mere illusion of eating. After she had finally resigned to swallow the over chewed meat she again took a single drink from her canteen, this time only a sip as it was less about true thirst and more a desire to wash down her brief meal.
The further she walked the more she thought over her plans for when she reached the boulders.
First she would find the best spot in between the rocks that required the least amount of material to fortify. Then she would go and gather the wood and palm leaves to make the roofing and walls, after that she would go again to the trees for firewood to keep her warm once night fell.
She tried not to get too comfortable or confident but so far she was pleased with her progress. She had yet to come across so much as an antelope so far and if there were no prey animals near her that meant the chances of predators were much lower.
Of course that also meant if she did encounter a hungry meat eater it would probably be extremely eager to eat the first thing it found.
With that in mind she kept her grip firm on her bow as she pushed on.
It was when she was only about an hour away from her destination that she heard a rustling in the grass behind her that was too isolated and sudden to have been wind.
With an alarming quickness she pulled an arrow from her pack and raised her bow, aiming at the direction of the noise.
It was quiet again, but she was certain she’d heard something and she wasn’t going to turn around or move on until she found and killed whatever had made that sound.
She focused her gaze and scanned through the tall yellow grass for anything out of place. She kept a special look out for spots and stripes; this was big cat territory.
A final second of quiet passed before finally the grass rustled again, and this time she had seen exactly where the grass moved.
Without hesitation she released the arrow and several things seemed to happen all at once to her.
Of course things had happened one at a time, and they happened in this exact order.
First; the arrow flew like lightning into the tall grass, second; a loud pitiful roar cut through the air, and thirdly a lion had leapt out of its hiding place.
With no small amount of fear and an even larger amount of alarm the princess readied another arrow and began back stepping, she knew better than to turn her back to this beast.
Now that it was out of the tallest grass she could see it was a truly pathetic thing. Its mane was shaggy and matted, several scabby bald patches that had been licked raw from over grooming littered his back legs and it was so unsightly thin even in her panic she could see its protruding rib cage.
Her arrow stuck out of its left front leg in a vulgar way as it tried weakly to chase her down, but already her fear was subsiding.
Even as she backed away to put distance between her and the lion so that she could have a clear clean shot, (Y/N) could see that the arrow wasn’t the only thing slowing down her attacker.
Yes it limped on its injured front leg, but it made a huffing whimpering noise every time his right hind leg hit the ground. Clearly something had tussled with this frail thing before she had and it seemed that unknown creature had done her a great kindness.
Once she was confident in the distance between them she released the second arrow and watched it land true as it sunk into the lion's skull and the weak body fell into the dirt with a soft thud.
A final breath escaped its mouth and sent up a small cloud in the dry dirt it now laid lifelessly upon.
With the beast taken down she found herself breathing hard, her adrenaline still racing as she approached it.
Up close she could better inspect it to see if this had been it, if this could be THE beast.
However, no amount of optimism could allow her to overlook the matted shabby dark mane, the many bald patches she could see in the lion’s coat or the clearly visible bites they exposed.
No, this wouldn’t even be worth skinning, not for her husband's cloak, but still leaving it here was not an option, it would attract scavengers and most of those were pack animals. So she took out her ax and made quick work of dismembering the lion and then did her best to wrap the remains in the blanket she intended to sleep under.
It was too heavy to lift alone so she attached the sack to a rope and dragged it the rest of the way to the boulders. By the time she had reached her destination her legs and arms were more sore than they had ever been in all her years of training, but she didn't stop to rest.
Just as she had planned she found a small rectangular spot that was perfectly spaced between two boulders that stood twice as high as she did. There she sat the lion sack before she went to fetch the wood and palm leaves. The sun would be setting soon and she would not be out in the open with a fresh kill at her side when it happened.
She chopped and dragged long branches for one hour, then she fashioned two walls about one foot taller than herself using rope to tie the branches together, tying the leaves together to keep out the wind. She installed her walls by burying the branches in the dirt making sure they were firmly planted. The roof was easier to make since she had to leave a spot open for smoke to escape.
Finally, just as she had tied the last bit of rope securing the roof to the walls the sun was beginning to set. She made her final trip to the grove of trees for firewood and quickly returned to her newly built shelter.
Her fire was burning strong as the sun set, but she did not lay down, she sat beside the fire watching the flames as she thought one thing over and over.
What beast was worthy of Ivar the Boneless?
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rat-n-atty · 14 days ago
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Trick or treat?
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screwdriver-and-souffle · 8 months ago
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So, i have the need of a rosquez fic so local it's doing hand gestures in my head where Valentino brings Marc to Cocoricò to dance and they fuck in the Priveé Vip
Cocoricò is THE club in Romagna, it's twenty minutes from Tavullia and Valentino was a habitue
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raspberryzingaaa · 1 year ago
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magical-bear-dubin · 1 year ago
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My latest RB reminded me: i just finished a Novel i found in the library and it gave me huge Tumblr energy.
Like, one of the main characters is the evil bone wizard, and the characters think its an exaggeration until they come to his castle and the ladder is made of bones. Tbh reminded me a bit of @the-gnomish-bastard. Also they all live in this huge forest that is very much a part of their life in the sense of the trees will kill you if you annoy them, but they give you some wood to use.
And one of the main horrors is people unrelated coming from outside and cutting trees which just causes harm to everyone in the forest (mostly because the trees are taking revenge on innocent people).
So yea please let us drink soup in our forest without sending your cancel culture here Elon, i do not want to be smashed by a tree today
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cheeseknives · 5 months ago
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Mom asking if I found shot of James' ankle enjoyable
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chaiichait · 9 months ago
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There are obvious differences between the humans and the faerie, like their features. Faerie have slimmer more stick like bodies, more sharp ethereal features, animal body parts, and obviously their sharp tipped ears. While humans have softer features, round ears, with plumper curvier bodies and shorter heights. But these differences are showed futher by the way they speak.
Faerie are more inclined to play into figurative language and use more prose like, baroque sentences. This is probably due to their weakness of tongue, the fact that they cannot tell lies. Humans on the other hand speak more modernly, similar to us. Even humans that have lived on faerie in a long time still have some remnants of their former dialect. Take Jude for example, she is often direct and doesn't have as much filler words compared to faerie. Cardan speaks in a more languished fanciful manner, whose word choices often make Jude addled. It really plays up to their differences and I love how subtle it is that the characters speak differently to one another.
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farsight-the-char · 11 months ago
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Had this fucked up idea for a Warhammer (AOS) Vampire unit (probably Warcry).
Vampire "Cowboys". Wealthy Vampires basically "LARPing" as "Herders", but what they herd are humans.
Light Cavalry with fine pistols. Mobility tricks and draining blood from their targets.
Lassos probably included. Maybe long-guns or shotguns as a "one-in-five" deal.
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cosmik-homo · 1 month ago
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I think Missy calls Agnes young lady once- condesendingly, of course, but preformed in an airy and polite way too- while telling her to do something and she goes (arms crossed) I am NAT a littel lady, far from it, but i shall!
And he goes, OK! Young grub, then! And then continues to call her that forever.
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aibouart · 9 months ago
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anyone got the latest monthly challenge thing artists do (like goretober or whatever)
am out of the loop on everything ever would love to take a gander at upcoming or ongoing ones
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