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i was thinking about how many tourists must get akumatised in the mlb universe and how they would be able to understand ladybug and chat noir. then i remembered that adrien speaks like a billion languages so this is canon to me.

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

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Jude walking in the wintry woods as Taryn

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Why is the Dune seires so funny for absolutely no reason?? Well, sometimes Herbert's writing is so in your face with the character's thoughts that they just flat out scream insults at another character, and since we live in a society where from a young age people are generally taught to "not say it if it is not nice" the flat out unapologetic insult is so jarring to see on paper. Usually in prose insults are more flowery so to speak, even in thoughts, but then you get the narration just straight up say that the Baron Harkonnen is so fat that he has to use a mechanically flying chair to move around.

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Photobombed by his girlfriend ♥️❄️

Happy holidays everyone 🤗

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hello beloveds ☺️

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Keep yo hands offa my woman!!

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Tears of the Kingdom twitter | instagram

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i decided to get needlessly curious about the progression of time in tfota, then realized there wasn't much about it online. so for the like. two other people in the world who care about this stuff, here's what I've got:

jude says her birthday is nov 13, 2001 when telling dain a series of truths + one lie. the lie is that she can't swim, so we can assume this is truly her birthday

madoc says the new king will be coronated on the autumn solstice, which typically falls in late september (if you want to be really annoying about details, the autumn solstice was on sep 23 in 2019, the year tcp is set)

jude is seventeen at the beginning of tcp (7 yrs old when taken to faerie, and tcp takes place 10 years after that). given the timing of the coronation and her november birthday, she turns 18 during the time skip between tcp and twk (happy bday queen, pls take it easy on poisoning yourself)

twk starts with 5 months of jude's bargain with cardan already past, and by the end (when he proposes) 7 months of the bargain have gone by. this puts us at like... springtime. maybe april?

then there's the tqon exile time jump, which the internet says was four months (i tried looking in the book and couldn't find an exact number, but jude does make a comment about it being early autumn near the beginning of tqon, so this (or even slightly longer) checks out)

tqon timeline is a little foggy but it's pretty fast-paced, so I'm going to posit that it's about a month (feel free to drop details below, i just couldn't find much)

tldr: tfota all takes place in the span of about a year, which we already knew, but it's fun (for me lol) to see it all laid out. jude is presumably not far from her 19th birthday when she's officially coronated at the end of tqon. this also means that oak’s books are set in the future! (2028, i think?)

also, if I’ve done the math right, jude was exiled in the mortal world in 2020, so covid does not exist in this universe. good for them

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This is Fi if her spirit form updated with the Goddess Sword as it is transformed into the Master Sword

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I'm seeing some of my moots reblogging Frostbite's new art of Jurdan and I so badly want to reblog it myself

But I won't

Because that was Patreon exclusive content that should never have been posted by anyone

Please, if you want to reblog the new art, reblog the version that Frostbite had to panic post on Instagram because someone took it and posted it everywhere 🙏🏻 You'll know if it's straight from Patreon and was wrongfully taken and posted by someone else if it says "Patreon exclusive"

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Debut Taylor Swift! I've been listening to a lot of debut lately and she is so unhinged in it.

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Expect to see neon genesis evangelion

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I love talking nonsense with you and I hope that we can talk nonsense with each other for the rest of our lives.