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nearly 17 year ago.
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top gear narration is like
"We put our engineering expertise to practice." (clip of one of them bending a piece of metal with a hammer, which cuts to one of them trying to nail it onto the frame and hitting their hand) "With patience, diligence, and a lot of hard work," (clip of the chassis being dropped 4 feet off the ground by a forklift) "we had forged a masterpiece that was more reliable, sturdier, and more fuel efficient, than any current car on the market." "Introducing, Le'Thiel." (clip of the absolute most shit car you have ever seen in your life (door falling off) driving out of a garage (it clips the bottom of the door))
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THE GRAND TOUR | JAMES MAY
#did you see that dude with the gray streaks?#this guy totally caught my eye#he’s got this awesome vibe#while I eagerly anticipate the new season of the devil’s hour I find myself drawn back to the familiar charm of the grand tour#it’s impossible not to be captivated by james whose allure seems to deepen with time like a fine wine mellowing in the cellar#the silver streaks in his hair and the distinguished salt-and-pepper beard only amplify his handsomeness#lending him an air of gravitas that is undeniably magnetic#there’s something undeniably alluring about a man with a touch of gray#a hint of wisdom in his eyes and the strength etched into his features#james may#richard hammond#jeremy clarkson#top gear#the grand tour#sand job
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The Grand Tour: One For The Road - final handshakes
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May, thank you for everything!
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"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."
22 years, has come to an end. But they're still with us. Thank you so much;
Jeremy Charles Robert, Reichsmarschall von Clarkson.
James Daniel, Duchess May of Hammersmith.
Richard Mark, The Duke of Hammond.
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Bold of them to call the show Top Gear when all three of those old British fuckers are clearly bottoms
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I'm not ready for this
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The Grand Tour, Scenery Porn: One For The Road
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the tyrant's tour, from "the grand tour" -soon to be on my patreon
#the grand tour#simon roy#comics#sciencefiction#speculative worldbuilding#speculative biology#speculative fiction
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JAMES MAY | OUR MAN IN ITALY
#I have a thing for tall old guys with gray curly hair#watching him talk wine is pure bliss#the man can rock a white shirt and look like he’s about to step out of a renaissance painting#that scooter takes his awesome to a whole new level#those long curly grey locks are a serious distraction#he’s got that “I’m just cruising not a care in the world” vibe and it’s intoxicating#james may#tv show: our man in#prime video#the grand tour#grand tour#top gear
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THE GRAND TOUR | ONE FOR THE ROAD
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"So, for the last time.... here we go."
The Grand Tour: One For The Road
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