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what you favorite one of these says about you:
Jure: is this a good one or are you just really horny?
Kris: you're choosing the safest option
Nace: you're into the classics
Bojan: you will never grow up!
Jan: oh you're cool, I like you!
everyone else: some kind of indie rock/pop
Bojan: balkan dad
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he has slain all her enemies and now he's at peace, by her feet, and needs no other reward
this post by @toadtoru was my inspiration: dreamt about a knight coming to you after a battle and getting on his knees in front of you and roaming his hands up your legs and smearing blood across your skin as he rests his cheek against your upper thigh. btw. additionally i would like to add taking his helmet off and hearing it rattle against the stone floor and running your hands through sweaty hair and praising him for protecting your kingdom. anyways.
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i don't think i've seen this whole video before!!! [x]
#they found each other and they got married#and now they are the happiest sweetest husbands in the world 🥰#jance#jan is like a kitty meowing softly at his chosen human 🤭
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he has slain all her enemies and now he's at peace, by her feet, and needs no other reward
this post by @toadtoru was my inspiration: dreamt about a knight coming to you after a battle and getting on his knees in front of you and roaming his hands up your legs and smearing blood across your skin as he rests his cheek against your upper thigh. btw. additionally i would like to add taking his helmet off and hearing it rattle against the stone floor and running your hands through sweaty hair and praising him for protecting your kingdom. anyways.
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via studio7_ljubljana
#you can always rely on your husband right nace? 🤭#also you can always be a cat tree right kris? 😁#joker out#jance
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i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.
#creativity is the point of shipping#use your imagination#sure you can want your pairing to become canon#but it's not the base requirement
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I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.
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The way everyone I know is so comfortable and content to use chatgpt to do everything for them is actually fucking crazy. What do you mean you are using chatgpt to vent. What do you mean you can’t produce art without using chatgpt because you have no ideas. What do you mean you can’t write a basic fucking essay without using chatgpt. What do you MEAN you can’t do RESEARCH without it?!?!?!?!??!?! IT CAN’T DO RESEARCH. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ARE YOU ALL LOSING YOUR DAMN MINDS. You can’t have a fucking coherent original thought?!?!?!?! You’re not capable of thinking for yourself??? Oh my fucking GOD yeah let’s just destroy the planet because we’re too incompetent to fucking use our brains
#whenever I see people say 'I use chatgpt/generative ai for whatever'#I just automatically read it as 'I'm so fucking stupid I can't wipe my own ass'#thanks for the heads up I guess?
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finally someone said it! this comparison haunted me ever since I saw him 🤭
(and there's also his sibling, Muse drummer Dom Howard XD)


That’s his malnourished blond daughter. You can’t tell me otherwise .






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#depending on a situation#first person for the regular 'I need to wash the dishes'#second person for when it's motivational#'you need to wash these fucking dishes you lazy piece of shit'#or 'yea you can wash these dishes come on now'
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an ordinary day in the life of jance - a story in two pictures:


#on one hand the twerking was appalling#on the other - that's his husband great ass#jan was torn XD#jance
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and it's breathtaking in person

"AMONG THE WAVES" IVAN AIVAZOVSKY // 1898 [oil on canvas | 97 x 66 cm.]
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esc 2023: madrid pre party
#they cannot spend a second apart your honor#they'll cry 🥺#also jan is so fucking gay 💅🏻#and jure is so fucking done XD#jance
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