28, F I S H M A N, AZ. Untrusting of left-handed women. Women hate-follow me. Helen Keller Denier. NOT BALD!!! PROFESSIONAL white knight. Californians and New Yorkers DNI. I will use my eventual degree in physics to prove that the Earth is flat. Basically an NHL scout. I am the next Fergie. Oppressor of the Shorts (men under 6'1" and women under 5'6" DNI). Anti-cheesecake. ALL SIX FOOT THREE INCHES OF SOLIDIFIED SEXY. Currently on the hunt for the Scroll of Napoleon to turn anyone into a white manlet for the rest of their days. I will wed Carrie Underwood and anyone who reads this is an accomplice.
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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
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Had a dream I got into an argument with a friend about why tf2 characters are better than overwatch's and this was one of the points I made
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mixing concrete with chicken stock instead of water to give it a richer flavor profile
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god bless our troops [the ppl at ublock origin who keep updating the filters to keep working on youtube]
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it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby
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We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.
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god i fucking love the ocean sunfish it is SO COOL did you know they can weigh up to 1000kg!! and the babies are covered in little spines like pufferfish! they're so cute i want to hug one
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"House MD is unrealistic" you're right here's my script for a realistic medical show
Patient: I threw up 4 gallons of blood
House: sounds like you need to lose weight
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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.
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Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts
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