28, F I S H M A N, AZ. Untrusting of left-handed women. Women hate-follow me. Helen Keller Denier. NOT BALD!!! PROFESSIONAL white knight. Californians and New Yorkers DNI. I will use my eventual degree in physics to prove that the Earth is flat. Basically an NHL scout. I am the next Fergie. Oppressor of the Shorts (men under 6'1" and women under 5'6" DNI). Anti-cheesecake. ALL SIX FOOT THREE INCHES OF SOLIDIFIED SEXY. Currently on the hunt for the Scroll of Napoleon to turn anyone into a white manlet for the rest of their days. I will wed Carrie Underwood and anyone who reads this is an accomplice.
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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
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