#yeah pretty much

[mythica-ithaca]

[foone]

I hope this is what you intended for the death generator

[darkfire359]

I think that Viktor being asexual should honestly open the doors for way kinkier Jayvik fics. Hear me out now:

- Jayce tells Viktor that he wants to have sex in their relationship. Viktor, believing he understands completely, directs one of his robot minions to fuck Jayce. Now, Jayce has a great time, but he tells Viktor he wanted something *more*. Viktor decides to remedy this by sending *more* of his robots to fuck Jayce at the same time. Jayce says that actually, he wanted *Viktor* there, you know? So Viktor ends up standing there watching next time, putting his hand on Jayce’s chest as he peers over to get a better angle of observation. He leans down close and asks Jayce, who is getting railed within an inch of his life, how he should improve the robots’ programming. Jayce reaches over, holds Viktor’s hand, and says that actually, this is all he wanted.

- Viktor getting in a fight with Jayce, choking him and pinning him down. Initially Viktor has no idea how he’s affecting Jayce—but then he realizes and starts to be *strategic* about it. Now every time they fight, Viktor does things that Jayce finds incredibly hot, knowing that Jayce will get distracted from the fighting… while meanwhile, ace Viktor can stay in perfect control.

- Fic where instead of having sex, Jayce repairs Viktor’s wiring and it ends up being very sexually charged (I’ve read this fic already TBH)

- Fic where Jayce is injured in mid-s2, and Victor of course ends up “healing” him… which gives Viktor the ability to possess Jayce’s body. More intimate than sex IMO.

[raisans-art]

Can I ask about Emmets experience with evolving for the first time? How about when Ingo inevitably needed a pokeball for him?

Only had room to answer the first one =w=

Yeah so. The first evolution didn’t go great

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[omg-snakes]

Do you know if there are ways to know if a snake from a pet shop has been properly taken care of or not? Asking since i've been visiting some and i saw one with a boa that had some kind of sinking or deformity on his tail, so i'm kinda wary now.

Hello, friend! I'm sorry to tell you that there is not.

I've worked in multiple areas of the pet industry and I've met the full gamut of types of shop owners, and while I don't consider all of them wicked people, some certainly are. Even the best of them have a bottom line to consider. This means that they won't divulge where their animals are coming from so that you can look into a breeder before making a choice, and they're likely buying animals from backyard breeders or bulk importers. This also means that it's unlikely that the animals they're selling will have established health histories.

Having worked at one of if not The biggest reptile chain in Northern California, I saw some horrors that scarred me for life. Among the lesser sins that took place there:

Folks who bred reptiles but didn't have incubators set up could bring their eggs in for incubation services, the price of which was half of the clutch, and the store owner would then sell the resulting babies as "born on-site," which was technically true! But we didn't know the parentage or health potential of any of these animals. We didn't sell incubators in the store for this specific reason.

Surrenders came in regularly from owners who didn't have the time or resources to care for their pets any longer. They went on the sales floor with a price tag the second the previous owner walked out the door. No veterinary care, no health evaluation, no observation period, nothing. If they looked okay they were priced at regular retail price and we were explicitly told to never admit that they had been surrendered. 100% profit.

Any animal that was injured or sickly, no matter where it came from or how it got injured, was tagged as a "surrender" that we would claim was dropped off by a bad former owner and we'd had them cleared by a vet so that we could rehome them. This was a lie. None of them ever got veterinary care, ever.

Enclosures were cleaned regularly but were never properly sterilized between animals. We sold veterinary-grade cleaner in the store but we were not allowed to use it because it was too expensive. We used diluted Lysol!

Again, this is a large reptile chain with multiple stores and mostly positive online reviews* and I wouldn't trust them with a pet rock, let alone anything breathing.

You're much better off getting a snake from a reputable breeder, or at least someone who can answer reasonable questions about feeding, parentage, genetics, any possible health issues, etc.

*the owner actually reported negative reviews and would have employees write good ones while I was there.

[peachshadows]

SD C3

MK: dude-

Peng: you absolute fool. How dare you speak so inelegantly in front of the Empress who has such delicate ears they may bleed with your ugly words

Mac: insult me ONE more time you mother-

—-

Servants: ohh, he’s adorable

MK: *pulls out staff*

Servants: oh shit. He’s packing heat!

SWK: how the hell

—-

MK: I’m in a living nightmare-

MK: *sees potential family members*

MK: *starts vibrating*

MK: I’m going to call you Uncle

Azure: wha- I can use this. Go ahead. *smirking at macaque*

Mac: *glaring back* try it bitch. I dare you. *shifts closer to the ‘baby’*

SWK: *radiating anger*

—-

MK: oh my gosh I remember thi- *watches shadowplay play out* yeah no. Nope. This ain’t it fam. Need to get home. Now.

—-

Servant: have a drink

MK: *flashback to when Mei got him drunk and sent him videos of breaking into canon Mac’s dojo and sobbing about he forgives him just don’t leave him again* Eh- *more flashbacks to clinging to Mei and promising her a kidney, and his firstborn child if she remains his BFF even though she and Red Son had a whole training montage and how he knows Red is prettier with his huge biceps and no he’s not in love with Red. Shut up Mei* best if I don’t

Servant: PROOF

MK: now how the hell did you draw that conclusion?!

—-

Mac: I just want a kid. This kid could be our kid.

SWK: I do NOT want a kid

Mac: fine. He’s MY kid. But no take backs when you realize how awesome MY kid is.

MK: I feel a sudden sense of dread

—-

MK: I just wanna go home

Mac: you are home

SWK: de heck he is! >:(

YEAHHH I LOVE THESE!!

[hippolotamus]

Thank you Oliver and people of Pinterest

[lilyflxwers]

when conan gray said “the only thing harder than sleeping alone, is sleeping with your ghost” and when phoebe bridgers said “i’m on the outside looking through” and when olivia rodrigo said “we both drew blood but, man, those cuts were never equal” and when noah kahan said “im remembering i promised to forget you now, but it’s raining, and im calling drunk” and when zach bryan said “you always end up here, in a puddle of tears” and when boygenuis said “telling myself one day i’ll forget about it, knowing that it probably isn’t true” and when lizzie mcalphine said “you’d rather die than take your eyes off me… i don’t love you like that” and when billie eilish said “i want you to stay, til im in the grave”

[bright-eyes-strawberry-lies]

Nico giving off creep vibes not because he's a son of Hades but because his only memories are of his time attending the American military school.

[killing-machine]

Saw this and thought of u and deimos and giggled

[jtl-fics]

Neil in surely:

https://youtube.com/shorts/nJlMJ0S3qDs?si=EDnoVdThMYjyAMdh

WHEEZE

[unicornlamps]

is three fingers too much?

-@soup-anonn

Yeah

[jinn-exe]

I need commander Wolffe in a way that leaves me unable to stand

Way to start strong buddy! Absolutely love the energy

[shy-bi-letsfuckingdie]

Me, as soon as i've become close with new people:

FUCK. I HAVE FOOLED THEM INTO LIKING AND CARING ABOUT ME. WHEN WILL THEY FIND OUT THE TRUTH AND LEAVE???

[nutzworth]

what ARE you gonna do. when the weight of the world is held up against you