#on one hand the twerking was appalling

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Mrs. “Wayne”

Content warning: Swears, Arranged Marriage, talks of having an heir, Mentions of Bruce’s Affairs, Nightwing x Starfire mentioned

Based on this since no one else has done it (or at least not that I've seen...)

BTW guys if you want to write something based off something I write I ask that you tag me in it. (Unless it's like a broad thing... like if you see my post about Bruce bringing home a girl that he met and married that day then write a fic around that idea I ask that you credit me, but if you see my Yandere Bruce x reader and decide to make a "baby fever! Bruce x reader" that's more general so I don't think it would be fair of me to ask for credit.)

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"Honey I know you're angry with us but it's what’s best for you. He's the richest man in the country." Your mother fixed your veil.

"He's a whore. And what's worse is that he doesn't even consider how it even affects his kids. I just picks up orphans off the street like they're lucky pennies or a 20 dollar bill for him." You grimaced.

"You know what a..." She sounded appalled. "20 dollar bill is? Oh how I've failed you as a mother."

"Don't be so dramatic." You rolled your eyes.

"Are you ready to go?" Your father entered into the private room. "You look beautiful Princess."

"Thanks dad."

"Come on." He grabbed your hand as you grabbed the bouquet. You wrapped your arm around his as you two walked down the isle to your soon-to-be husband, Bruce "Brucie" Wayne.

You looked down through the entire ceremony, up until the Vows. Brucie's were short and sweet. "We may not know each other too well but I swear to be loyal, thoughtful, and truthful through our entire marriage." At which you heard a faint snort from the front row. You slightly glance over and see a young man a few years younger than you trying to hold laughter, his white streak bobbing as he shook with laughter. Brucie's glaring at him.

You turned back to your inevitable spouse and said your vows. "I promise to stand by your side in all your endeavors, even if that means adopting 10 more orphans you pick up from the streets like they were stray cats." You said in a monotonous voice.

You two finish off the ceremony with the standard ceremonial officiator speach.

"Do you Bruce Wayne take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?"

"I do."

He turns to me. "Do you-"

"I do." You cut him off. Surprising everyone with how forward that was. Some whispers were heard amongst the crowd, undoubtedly calling you a gold digger for being so eager to get this ceremony over with.

"Well at least she's eager! That's almost gotta ensure this marriage lasts right?" The officiator jokes to ease the tension. "If anyone objects to this marriage please speak now or forever hold your peace." The same young man who was laughing held up his hand but it was pushed down by a man about your age sitting next to him. "Then you may now kiss the bride."

You and your new husband shared a chaste kiss before you ran down the isle and out to the limo. And after a short drive you made it to the spot where you were scheduled to take your wedding photos and have the reception.

The reception was void of life, stuffy, like all those galas your parents forced you to attend. Hopefully this didn't end up like one of the incidents of Brucie flirting with milfs, sticking his tongue down a young squeezes throat, or twerking on ice sculptures.

Eventually Brucie takes you over to the loudest table in the place. "Wifey, these are my kids and co. Dick my oldest, the trouble maker who laughed during the ceremony is Jason, my oldest daughter Cass, the middles Stephanie and Tim, and Damian my youngest. Then there's Barbara Commissioner Gordons daughter, and our newest member of our family Duke."

"I'm the only blood child." Damian points out.

"Let's hope debauchery isn't hereditary."

Jason bursts out laughing at that. "I like her already."

"Really? Cause I had to hold your hand like a toddler during the ceremony to keep you from throwing a tantrum like a toddler." Dick points out.

"Can you blame me Dickie. She's your age. If anyone should be having a hissy fit it's you. Well you and maybe Babs."

"But we're not. So can't you be mature about this."

"I think Todd's lack of manners have become more acceptable considering what she said. Now it stands out less. Congrats Todd, you're now the family's second biggest embarrassment." Damian rolled his eyes.

"Haha" You laughed sarcastically. "What are you stray cats fighting over anyway that has you so rowdy? Someone throw out a can on anchovies?"

"No we're just excited to have a new Mom." Dick smiled at you.

"Oh looks like my new Father-in-law is calling me over for some business talk. I'll be back, Wifey. You just stay here and mingle." Your husband walks away and you turn back to the Brucie bunch.

"I know you guys probably don't like me or find it weird that I'm so close to your guys ages. Do me a favor and just put up with me for say five to ten years." They looked at you confused so you elaborate. "Brucie and I signed a prenup that if I asked for a divorce I'd get nothing. But give it a few years and he'll find a new fling. They'll get caught and he'll ask for a divorce to save his image. Don't worry I'll only ask for at most a million. Standard sum for a celebrity of his caliber."

Damian glares at you. "You skank."

"I'm being realistic. As a woman in high society you get to be a man's pretty young thing till you're 40. By then you've either started your own multi-million dollar business or you're the divorced crone who can't do any better. Most relationships of this caliber are shams held together by pool boys and secretaries. Or the few lucky ones that got married for love instead of PR."

"Bruce isn't like that." Tim defends.

"Oh please. I've seen him go to a date with a woman and leave with two completely different women than the woman he arrived with." You rolled your eyes

"Maybe when he was younger, but he's changed." Duke stood up to confront you.

"It's nothing personal kids, it's just business. I don't care if that's how he chooses to live his life. I won't be around much to see it anyway, I'm going to be rather busy." You shrugged, seemingly above it all.

"Busy with what?" Cass glared.

"Trading stocks and such, preparing for the inevitable divorce. Maybe I'll go sponsor some artists or a theatre production if I'm bored. I don't know, but what I can tell you is that it's coming." You turn around to walk away and see Brucie already flirting with another woman. "And from the looks of it, it's coming sooner than we could've ever guessed." You smirked, feeling vindicated. The rest of them looked on in horror.

After the reception you two left on a rather uneventful honeymoon. The private villa was garish and gaudy. It felt like a petty excuse to flaunt his wealth especially because you two spent the entire trip sleeping in different rooms. And on top of all that half way through he up and left you with his black card and flew back to the mansion to deal with an "emergency". Your best guess was a whiny sugar baby was getting pissy.

At the end of the trip you flew back and had to catch an uber home. None of them even came to pick you up from the airport. Though with how they reacted to your statements at the reception could you really blame them?

Regardless you practically snuck into the mansion with the help of Alfred who showed you to a small guest room on the first floor. It had a single queen sized bed without even a comforter, just a white duvet, and on either side of the bed were nightstands.

"Thank you Alfred." You nodded to.

"You're welcome." He bows. "If there's anything else you need please feel free to inform me immediately."

"Brucie left this with me in his vacation home, can you give this back to him and tell him I said thank you for the take out?" You handed over the black card.

"Take out?" He raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah. And for letting me use the Wayneflix account while I was there. If I may make a slight suggestion, give your regency era shows more attention. Thank you Alfred. I'll go unpack now."

"I've already taken the liberty of unpacking your clothes into the wardrobe and dresser." He revealed.

"You didn't need to do that."

"I know you requested that I not but I felt I'd rather have your room ready for you than for you to stress when you arrived." He bowed.

"That's very sweet but I have a very particular system. My outfits all fit together in a specific way." You start to rearrange your clothes in the way you see fit.

"Might I learn how you like them so I can properly sort them next time?"

"No, it's okay. I can do my own laundry." You offered.

"Have you ever done your own laundry?" He raised an eyebrow accusingly.

"Well... no." You confessed. "But you already have like 14 other people's laundry to do. I don't want to be a bother. Besides I don't want you to waste a few weeks when it won't matter in a few years."

"So Master Damian has told me you've said. Nevertheless I'm willing to learn to do this if you are willing to learn how to do your own cooking and laundry."

"Why are you helping me?"

"I've met many people whom Master Wayne has brought into his life. You are the first who's actually wanted to fend for yourself. If you are running a long con into Master Wayne's pocket it's either the smartest or the dumbest plan I've ever seen concocted. Besides, many of the Wayne's don't currently reside here full time. Master Dick lives with his wife missus Koriand'r. Master Jason lives in a renovated greenhouse studio apartment. Miss Barbara and Miss Cassandra live as roommates. And Master Wayne lives in either his WayneTech or home Office. I have more than enough time to learn."

You genuinely smiled for the first time since you heard about the engagement. The two of you spent the rest of the day organizing clothes and making cookies.

"-And that is the difference between Light Academia and Pastel Academia.”

He looked stunned. "How do you keep all this straight?"

"It's just something I got into because I wanted to disassociate from my hopeless reality. I figured fake it till you make it right? Someday I could have a different, more quiet life. And finding subtle nuances between aesthetics is honestly fun. Like a game of spot the difference."

“Oh my! Look at the time! It’s already 4 o’clock!” Alfred looks stunned at the time.

“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to spend four hours talking about this.”

"It's quite alright Missus Wayne."

"I'll go bring these to Brucie. Might as well let him know that he's not getting any inheritance from a tragic accident that happened to me."

"Master Wayne cares for you. I hope you know that. It may not be in the most... romantic measure... but I swear that he was not lying on your wedding day when he said he'd remain faithful to you." Alfred tried to reassure.

"If you say so Alfred." You gave him a small smile.

Alfred looked at her sadly as she walked away. He wished there was more he could do to help you fit in around the manor. Someone as grounded as you would be a good addition in Brice's life, he just knew it!

Later in the Batcave, Alfred confronted Bruce

"Master Wayne I have an idea on how to keep your new wife busy."

"Why should I care about what's she's doing with her life? I have more important things to do than to worry about than some nepo-baby throwing a tantrum.

"Why should you care? How about the fact that you have never had a serious relationship and making this work is crucial for your public image? How about the fact that she has given up her entire life to cater towards your brash decision after one petty comment Mr. West made about your love life?" Alfred started listing off reasons; becoming more irate as he did. "How about the fact that if she's not kept busy during the day she'll eventually stumble upon the entrance of the Batcave?"

That peaked Bruce's interest. "I'm listening." He swivels around in his chair.

"Offer her a job as the family's social media manager." Alfred proposed.

"What? Why?" Bruce looked at him, skeptically.

"She's very knowledgeable about different aesthetics and trend. She could make this family look..." He tried to find a nice word to describe them.

"Normal?" Bruce interrupts with an almost bored look on his face.

"I was going to say civil but that works too." Alfred shrugged as Bruce groaned. "Don't take it the wrong way Master Wayne. I love this Family with all my heart but you cannot deny that they can be a bit rowdy at times."

"A bit is an understatement. It would look good for your PR... fine. Go ask her... but If it is not up to Wayne Enterprise standards you're firing her for me!"

So that's what you've been doing for the past few months.

"Jason, I'm telling you, motorcycles are out! Most girls aren't going for the bad boy vibe anymore! They're into Timothée Chalamet!" You argued over the phone with Jason, Bruce's most rebellious child, even more so than the 12 year old pain in the ass! "Fine, we'll talk later. I have an unexpected visitor anyway." You looked behind you as Bruce entered.

Bruce made a habit of being loud around the house for her. You knew he was being exceptionally weird but you didn't exactly know why. You didn't really care all that much either.

He came up behind you and started to massage your shoulders. "Jason giving you trouble again."

"...yeah." You said shrinking into yourself. The one thing you hadn't quite gotten used to was Bruce's attempts to flirt with you. You knew that he wanted to keep public image favorable, but it didn't make sense why he flirted with you behind closed doors.

He leaned down and started kissing your exposed shoulders in your off the shoulder sweater dress. You wriggled out and away from him in discomfort and he looked at you puzzled. "What's wrong?"

"I don't like you touching me." You confessed. "I don't- ...I don't see us that way... I'm sorry."

He sat on the edge of your desk. "You have nothing to apologize for. I'm the one who should apologize. It's just that... we haven't done anything yet and-"

"And what? You think I'm a slut that's just going to put out for you?" You interrupted.

"No! I just meant that you were probably wanting me to... be more romantic... I thought you'd want me to instigate something..." He stood there, not knowing what to do.

"Well you thought wrong." You left your office angrily. You stomped out of there and went to the library. You looked over all the books they had. Classics like the Iliad and Crime and Punishment to so many romance novels. But one book in particular caught your interest. The History of Taxes.

"Who wants to read about taxes?" You cringed. The book looked relatively untouched. 'Typical,' you thought. 'Rich people can't even be bothered to try and read the books they have in their house.' She went to pull it out and found the bookshelf moving.

On the other side was the answer to one of the greatest mysteries she's had since she came to Gotham, "Who is Batman and Co?"

There it was! The Batcave and All it's glory...

Oh... the bags under his eye of sleepless nights, the flirty persona, the stomping around trying to make his presence known to you.

"Bruce Wayne is Batman..." No sooner had you said those words did you feel a sharp pain in the back of your head and the world fade into darkness...

[shotorozu]

hellooo i saw this tiktok video and was wondering if you can please do this for shoto kaminari and bakugou

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSJkeaV68/

‘i got a big fat 😳🎂’

character(s) : todoroki shouto, kaminari denki, bakugou katsuki (bnha)

legend : [Y/N = your name] they/them pronouns used, quirk not mentioned

headcanon type : fluff, crack (x reader)

note(s) : LMAO ANON YOU LITERALLY READ MY MIND?? I WAS GOING TO DO THIS EVEN WITHOUT A REQUEST— great to know that i have the same thinking process with you 🤩

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todoroki shouto

noooow

you know shouto’s always willing to do tiktok challenges with you— he might be clueless when it came to social media (because of end**vor)

but! he’s gotten used to your antics most of them anyway

but he’s sort of confused when you show him a video of a couple uh.. walking?? he can’t tell what they’re doing exactly

“what,, are they doing?” is what he asked when you showed him the tiktok, brows furrowed in confusion

“they’re uh.. kekeing how do i explain it— nevermind that! just do whatever i do, shouto!”

he’s still confused as hell 🧍‍♀️ but he decides to not ask any questions, and push through with it, just by seeing the excited look on your face

and the audio 😳 i mean, it’s not,, wrong. to him, your cake is some fine ass cake :))

you lead him out of the frame, and you hit play— not giving shouto time to ‘rehearse’

it might seem to be that shouto has no reaction to the audio, but if you look closely— the corners of his lips are tugged upwards slightly

and he follows your every command, when you gesture for him to copy you.

now, shouto’s got the dance steps down, but man’s terribly stiff 😭 he also kept looking at you (specifically your ass) to see if he was doing things correctly

afterwards, the two of you take a look at the video. and, he asks you if the tiktok needs to be filmed once again by your silent reaction

but he’s appalled when he sees you literally driven to tears from pure, unfiltered laughter

you assure him with a kiss that you’re fine, and insist that the tiktok is fine as you upload it— and you cuddle with shouto for the rest of the day, letting the tiktok marinate

the next day comes by, and tiktok BLEW UP. like.. blew up, really. they should be honored that they’ve witnessed shouto strut to nicki minaj

the comments being well, absolutely hilarious. you could read through the comments again and again, and not be bored

“mann your boyfriend 😭 he’s staring too hard” “YUHH GET IT, I GUESS” “go hot couple go ‼️”

needless to say, he didn’t hear the end of the conversation when bakugou found out about the tiktok

kaminari denki

if denki had a list of tiktok challenges he desperately wanted to do at some point in his life,

this would be in the top 3, for sure

so, luck seemed to be on his side when you approached him first— wanting to rope him in on another tiktok you wanted to do with him

hopefully one that doesn’t center him as the poor unfortunate victim

“you wanna do another tiktok?” he beams when you nod, and when you show him what the prank is— he’s excited!!

you can clearly tell that it didn’t take that much convincing

the blond’s also thankful that it’s not another tiktok that needs him to ask bakugou if he can say pegasus but without the pega 💀

“alright! tell me when we can do it,”

“right now.”

so here he is, standing beside you, as you set up your phone— absolutely confident on what he’s going to do

the tiktok starts running, and denki might’ve underestimated his eagerness, when the camera captures his eager expression 💀

there was no jumpscare warning

and you didn’t even have to say ‘c’mon‼️’ for him to follow your movements. as soon as you turned your back, he started moving along with you, and the music.

he was watching your movements, and he tried copying them to the best of his sloppy, hyper and exaggerated abilities

denki was so excited about being in the tiktok, to the point he literally crashed behind you— making the both of you tumble to the floor, laughing

and the tiktok’s results are pretty much unknown to him— minus the fact that you laughed HARDER when you re-watched the tiktok

“can i see?” he asks eagerly, but you swiftly reject— shoving his head away from your screen with a hand.

he pouts when you say “the results are a surprise!” a bummer, but he chooses to trust you, and the rest of the day is spent on the floor in pure enjoyment

you upload the tiktok and slowly but surely, it attracts people’s attention

because of denki’s eagerness— he,, did a fantastic job with the walk! you can even say that he did better than you, minus the not so graceful fall

even the comments agree with you “MAN HIS CAKE IS THANGING‼️” “he did awfully well omg 💀” “oh to have this relationship’s energy 😔 when can i find a dude like that?”

and when denki finally sees the tiktok’s results, he’s left in tears from laughing— reduced into wheezes

DANK-i : BABE WHDJWKDKE THE TIKTOK YOU JUST POSTED— 😭💀💀 IM IN TEARS

safe to say, his wish has been fulfilled, and he can pass away at any given moment, satisfied.

bakugou katsuki

bakugou katsuki will never admit that he does enjoy doing tiktoks with you

plot twist : he enjoys it a lot more than he expects

but he knows where the draw the line, and the line was at the new tiktok you’ve showed to him

“no.”

“but—”

“fuck no— if you wanted to twerk infront of a camera, go ahead by all means, just don’t rope me into it.”

he does have his reasons. one— the bakusquad will make fun of him, and two— if the tiktok were to blow up,, he wouldn’t live it down.

and it always does— he knows that tiktoks do particularly well if he makes an appearance.

“if i didn’t post it, would you do it with me?”

but katsuki seemed to be fine with that. with a roll of the eyes, he sighs— looking at the tiktok once again. he gets up from his seat when the tiktok’s over

“let’s do this fucking thing.” he says with determination, even though no one was going to see the tiktok anyway or so he thinks

the tiktok’s video timer starts counting down, giving the both of you guys ample time to get into position

a smirk couldn’t be held back when you state that “i have a big phat 🎂” it’s anything but lies, and it would be the only time katsuki would smile on camera

you go forward, and you gesture for him to follow on beat— with a focused glare, katsuki starts strutting with you like no one’s business

it’s at a slow pace, and people would’ve guessed that he had a stick up his ass, sure— but damn‼️ he has those moves.

and before the video actually ends, he’s seen turning around with a glare— to see if the camera’s not filming it’s still running, and the camera captures his expression

“not bad.” he can’t help but smirk at the results, when you replay the video “i’m referring to the both of us. and, didn’t know you could move like that.”

“katsuki, your pace was like a grandfather’s—”

“shut the hell up!”

but little did katsuki know, when he wasn’t looking, you published the tiktok online, for everyone to view (basically, 3M people have seen him strut to nicki minaj)

the comments were having a blast “we’ll disregard the pace, buT DAMN‼️WHERE DID HE GET THOSE MOVES?” “LOL HIS FACE AT THE END WAS LIKE👹🤨” “y’all catch that at the beginning? woooh he’s lovesick.”

when you woke up the next morning— you can hear the boom of his quirk outside of your room, and you can practically hear his not so happy voice

fly high 😔🕊 you will be missed

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JIB9 (JIBCON 2018) ANALYSIS PART 2

Go read part 1 of jib9 analysis if you haven’t read it already.

Continuing from where we left off...

Misha says no, he doesn’t think that Cas feels like part of the family and Jensen smirks and looks down while Jared smiles

Jensen helps Misha along with his answer 

Jensen defends Sam and Dean after Misha says they don’t show emotion saying things like “I love you so much”

Jens: “There are a few scenes where you know,”

Jared: “Didn’t you see the one with the whole if we die we will do that together too?”

Jens: “Yeah that was emotional”

This is getting serious people. Remember this is season 13 they are talking about.

Jens keeps going on “you know there was embracing, and then there was a lot-I mean…” This whole time Jensen is looking at Misha

Misha is like “All I’m saying…”

And Jensen cuts Misha  off and says, “Did you miss that?”

Look at Jared’s face here though. He’s like are you guys having a lovers’ quarrel? Am I missing something?

Misha tries to talk again but Jensen is adamant, unrelenting to give up on that there was an emotional scene between Dean and Cas. 13x05???  “Were you not there?”

Misha being who he is and not backing down either he says, “NO” rather defiantly. 

Jared’s face here though. He stopped talking and is watching these two lovers go at it. (No, not the sexy kind)

Jensen doesn’t look too thrilled about what Misha said. Jared laughs Jensen is basically done at this point. Look at his face.

Misha continues “That was Castiel”

And Jensen just looks appalled, he raises his eyebrows looks down at his hands [0.43 insert Jensen’s face atm] and since Misha is looking at him and he sees that Jensen is unhappy he adds “I’m very method.”

Jensen goes to say something but stops himself, Jared senses the tension, Misha is still looking at Jensen and Jensen hasn’t looked at Misha since he asked him “were you not there?”

IDK what is going on here but it fees like more than just about Dean and Cas and more like it’s about Jensen and Misha. I mean Jared and Misha are having fun with it and Jensen just seems adamant to prove they care A LOT about Cas which is weird considering the fact that the moment Misha was asked that question Jensen agreed with Jared that they are not as pleased that Cas was back (this was a joke) . So what has changed since then? Only a few seconds have passed.

Jensen presses on, “I mean was Cas there? I know he was there physically but was he there emotionally? Because it doesn’t sound like it.”

The way Misha is holding his microphone he looks scared. Jensen can’t take his eyes off Misha.

Misha says, “see this is what I’m talking about” I think he realizes Jensen is getting too emotional and personal on stage and he decides to guide the conversation to the funny side.

Jensen laughs .

Misha says “ I don’t think he [Cas] lets himself feel worthy or wanted” and Jensen keeps looking at a fixed spot on the floor and I don’t know what’s so interesting there. Jared says “smart” in reference to Misha’s statement and Jensen nods.

Jared tries to make fun but Misha is not having it, he [Misha]  looks at an imaginary watch and says  “That said-uh…that said I think this season he’s felt more part of the team and the family…probably *looks at Jensen* more than ever before” Now I talked about that moment here but I have to reiterate, something is off here tbh. I don’t know what was going on with Jensen but something was definitely off.

I have been thinking about what the causation of Jensen’ s behaviour could be and I have come to a very weird and maybe kind of controversial conclusion, IDK. But  here’s what I think. Maybe Misha finally told Jensen that he didn’t feel like he was part of the family because of the way they treated him and talked shit about him at J2 panels? Like how he pretended to gag when he saw Misha on screen during the jib9 j2 panel the previous day. Or the extreme pranks Jared played on him and Jensen just stood aside? The way some  j2 fans send hate to him and that it gets to him. Maybe he finally opened up. Because if that is the case then,  Jensen blamed himself for making Misha feel like that when he didn’t have any intention to? I hope I’m making sense. Or maybe it could be something else entirely but I feel like since 2017 Jensen had stopped going along with Jared’s attempts to make fun of Misha at their panes. So maybe this was him feeling bad that he ever played a part in that??? Okay my head hurts I have to move on. 

Since that moment Jensen doesn’t look okay, even when Mishalecki are bantering with the next fan, Jensen just seems sad? Sad is not the right word but he seems kind of upset 

So the fan makes a small mistake in what she’s asking and Misha laughs  then Jensen turns to look at him for a brief second, it’s literally for a second and Misha looks at him with his big blue eyes but Jensen looks away rather quickly. I think they can both feel the weight of the previous answer Misha gave simmering beneath the surface but they can’t talk about it atm. 

Now Jared says something rather weird to me, “A man who goes to sleep with an itchy butt wakes up with a smelly hand.”   (I know it’s a saying or whatever but it’s just a strange thing to say or maybe it’s just me) Jensen is nodding along to that but Misha doesn’t look amused. I think it’s an interesting thing to say when two of your best friends who play with each other’s butts are seated on stage with you. I’m not sorry I said that because it had to be said.

For a literal microsecond, Misha looks at Jensen but Jensen is looking at a fixed spot on the floor as has become norm in the last 2 minutes. Mish suppresses a smile because he knows Jensen still feels bad about earlier.

Jared says that’s why he thinks the brother’s and Cas have to die in order for the show to end and Jensen’s face is just stoic. Dude wtf?? 

Jensen joins in the banter and makes a joke about a man who stands on a toilet while high on pot he’s not crazy he’s just high? J2 make another joke about a man going backwards to Bangkok or something. Misha manages to laugh at those jokes.

Jared asks Misha  if he has anything to add and Jensen looks at Misha smiling look at the way he’s looking at Misha. It’s like he wants to stuff him in his pocket and take him home with him.

Jensen is laughing so hard now because Misha says that the only sayings that come to mind are the only ones he doesn’t want to say.

They try to pronounce the German word and it’s hilarious AF.

So Jared makes a joke of a sound that the fan is helping them pronounce and Jensen is just done. Completely done because he looks away and scratches his beard like he wants to be anywhere but there. JFC What is going on? He was happy again.

OMG husbands whispering at each other while Jared is engaged with a fan. Gossipy Jensen. Also I’m glad whatever tension was there after the Cas question is finally gone and they are back on track again.

They are in there own little world because IDK what Misha whispered to Jensen but Jensen is unicorn laughing. Aww J

 “We just said some really bad shit” I like it when Jensen curses. Now I want to know what they said because when Misha whispers it to Jared, he laughs really hard as well. Oh to be a tiny ant crawling around, listening to their whispered secrets. A girl can dream am I right?

7.33 Jared asks the fan what her “that German/Austrian word” was that morning and I am inclined to think whatever the husbands were whispering to each other had something to do with a sex-related orifice because of the way Jensen reacts.

The fan puts Jared in his place. Look at Jensen’s reaction.

He’s like you go girl.

Jensen wants to whisper something to Misha so bad but he stops himself.

Okay so Jensen says he did bicycle touring and he did take part in some of the quests. Is he talking about GISHWES because he never can pronounce that word. LOL.

So Jared interrupts Jensen starts telling his story and Jensen just shuts down just look at his face the entire time Jared is telling it.

Misha and Jared are talking about how it’s so hot on stage and Jensen is just miming to the fans how it’s not hot. I love when he does that. Naughty boy.

Misha moans and he and Jared just rush off to point the fan in their direction while Jensen just stands over the fan on his side of the stage and cools his balls off.

OMG!!!! Misha is doing the mating dance while making fiery eye contact with Jensen and sips from the bottle. Jensen heeds his husband’s call to mate and walks briskly in long manly steps to wards him and he takes the drink off his hand while looking at him like he wants to eat him [it’s called a mating dance for a reason] and inhales the drink whatever it is and it must be really strong because he looks away and says something to Jared. Misha walks away says something to Jared and goes to sit down.  Jensen starts twerking his booty. Misha your man wants to mate on stage do something. Anyway Jensen pours the drink that Misha had sipped directly from the bottle in a shot glass  and does the rck on sign and sips it. The entire time Mishalecki are just looking at Nesnej and laughing not understanding what is going on.

Jared sniffs the drink and says “poker face” and Jensen says “thanks Lady Gaga” IDK if this was a snide comment or just banter but now we know Jensen listens to Lady Gaga and Katy Perry (re: jib8).

This part is really funny when the fan thanks Misha for sending a recovery message to her friend but Misha says that  he had no choice but to do it because the fan just held out the phone to Misha and Misha was like “oooh, heeey”

I think Jared asks Misha what happened and Misha explains because Jared folds over laughing.

Jared starts talking before Jensen can answer the question and again Jensen doesn’t look too amused. This guy keeps stealing his thunder.

Jensen manages a smile when he hears that Misha did a German accent 

Misha asks Jensen if he wants some tips on accents and Jensen smiles and says no. Ouch. Sorry Mish, your man doesn’t want your help. He’d rather wing it.

Misha is not backing down and compliments Jensen by listing all the accents that Jensen can do. We love a supportive husband. Hype your man Mish.

Jensen says that he speaks French and he has a little have a  tête-à-tête in français. I find it funny how Misha pretends not to know Jensen speaks French yet he just listed all the accents Jensen can do. Sure Jan.  And after the French interaction which Misha adds a flair of a French accent when he talk as and , Jensen tries really hard  not to smile. Someone’s excited. #accent kink ;)

Jensen says he doesn’t think Michael is going to need an accent and Misha says yes he will in French accent and Jensen is just trying really really hard not to smile.

Look at Jared’s face though he’s like dude are you seriously turned on by Misha’s weird accent right now? It’s not even funny and Jensen can’t stop smiling.

Jensen is done with Misha’s shenanigans so he just cuts him off and Misha is exasperated and Jensen proceeds to ask his question.

Fan says she would improve on Misha’s German accent and Misha gasps scandalized and  even Jensen is not happy about that but he takes this moment to make fun of Misha so the comment doesn’t seem as harsh 

Look at Misha’s face

and here is Jensen’s face  he can’t believe someone was mean to his baby.

Anyway, in an attempt to make it less painful for his man he tries to make and joke and says, “I didn’t send that out with the insult in mind but I’m really glad that happened.” 

The joke makes it worse and Misha  doesn’t seem to feel better. Poor Misha.

It’s over.

Time for the closing ceremony

Jensen and Briana singing.

 Misha and Adam

I love their friendship, makes me think of the possibilities that could’ve been between Cas and Mick on the show.

OMG Jensen you naught boy, yeah I see you have experience humping and spanking. Go on Rockstar we love to see it.

Even Jason Mann’s sees Jensen humping the air and Misha and Jensen turn to look at Jason. Jensen is  smirking at him after what he just did. OMG.

The way Jensen is looking at Rob when Rob tries to sing the remaining verses of carry on my wayward son. Jensen you need apple juice. Jensen is me. He is insane and he is me and I love him. JENSENKIN!!!!

Why are Jensen and Misha gravitating towards each other unconsciously? Do their hearts have magnets that pull towards each other?

Speaking of them why does Jensen seem extremely tall here and Misha looks so tiny.

Am I the only one who doesn’t like the guy who played Ketch? OMG he just rubs me off the wrong way.

 OMG is Jared trying to touch Jensen’s hand? Eww He touched Jensen’s arm and Jensen didn’t even look at him. This is embarrassing. Jensen hasn’t looked at him once/ HELP.

Misha and Jensen are standing the same way at the exact same time and they aren’t even looking at each other. OMG!! This is insanity.

Jensen turns to smile at Misha. Aww J

Jensen looks at Misha with a smile on his face when Daniela says they’ll be back the next year the year that gave us straddle gate and boners.

It’s over guys. 

So I have come to the conclusion that something was going on between Jensen and Jared at jib 9.

See you on the next one.

Part 1

[miiracleangel]

Shake ass pt. 2

~Karasuno 2nd and 3rd year edition~

~Karasuno 1st years ➪ Nekoma Edition~

Tanaka, Nishinoya, Daichi, Sugawara and Jesu- i mean Asahi

i need to restrain myself from calling nishinoya nishinolla and sugawara sugarilla bcs of tiktok

❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎

Tanaka

oh this bitch wouldn’t even hesitate

“if i have to, then you have to as well” he says laid back against your couch, arm around your shoulder. smooth boi vibes

“why do I have to do it?” you question him, looking at him sideways.

“BECAUSE WHAT IF YOURE THE ONE CHEATING AND YOURE TRYING TO DISTRACT ME” he screams, jumping up and down on your couch.

“okok OKAY you animal i’ll do it” you say. This was meant to prank your boyfriend never did you think he would turn the tables on you and make you shake ass.

He gets up from the couch, he looks at you, confusion written on his face. “what bitch” you giggled at him earning a smile from him. “where’s my dance music you pain in the ass? You’re making me do this and i have to do this right”

“you wanted to do this ryu-“ “ that’s not the point where’s my music, gimmie some ppcocaine”

you nose scrunch “dawg shes trash” you tell him. “dawg you want some ass or not” he says back shrugging his shoulders up.

he’s right..so you sigh at his antics and put on a song and the moment he feels the beat..his megan knees activate.

he takes off his shirt throwing it to the side and genuinely shakes ass perfectly like hes born to do it. no movement just straight ass.

you drop your jaw “how ho-“ he shushes you with a kiss to your nose.

pulls you from your sitting position and brings your ass to his crouch, your back against his chest. Hands on your hips and bends you forward.

he bends down, lips to your ear. “shake some ass for me” he whispers.

Nishinoya

NISHINOLLAAA

You’re laying in your boyfriends bed scrolling through tiktok until you come across a video of a woman.

“if he doesn’t send you a video of him shaking his ass he’s cheating on you” and the video cuts off to her husband throwing it back to prove his innocence. which gave you a beautiful idea.

“YUUUUUU” you scream jumping off his bed to run across his house. “Y/NNNNNNNN” he screams from the kitchen running back to you until you meet in the hallway.

“oh hey what’s up” he says casually. you laugh at his antics.

“are you cheating on me?” you ask with a smol pout.

he looks at you with pure shock “wha- what never baby why would you ever think that? i wub you” you says pouting back at you, kissing your pouty lips.

“can you prove it” you ask, still “pouting”

“I’ll do anything baby cakes just tell me what i have to do” he says determined to make his baby smile again.

you erase your pout and hit him with the straightest face hes ever seen “throw it back for me then.”

“throw what back?” he asks confused

“....twerk for me small fry” “OHHH” he yells “don’t call me small fry i’m big where it matters”

“yes your heart” you kiss him. “i was actually gonna say my di-“ you interrupt him with a kiss “just shake your ass if you’re not cheating”

“NO PROBLEM” he says as he jumps, spread his legs apart, hands on his hips and starts hardcore twerking terribly.

he gets back up with a jump “was that good” he says panting with a smile on his face.

you smile back “yes my love” you share a kiss before he lands a hard smack on your ass.

“YOURE TURN”

Daichi

y’all see his ass in that gif? immaculate

“Ready to go Darling?” you hear your boyfriend ask behind you as your turn around and nod your head.

He takes your hand and you both walk hand in hand back to his place from school.

“Thanks for waiting until after practice you didn’t have to” he says kissing your hand.

“It’s fine i finished my homework in the library” you say leaning your head on him. Until an idea came into your head of a tiktok you saw while waiting for your sweet boyfriend.

“Daichi”

“y/n my love”

“You love me right?”

“Last time I checked yes, why?”

“If you love me and never cheated on me, you have to prove it” you say stopping to look at him in the face to show you mean business.

“Okay aaand how do I do that?” he says laughing stopping to stare back at you.

“You have to shake your ass fo-“

He turns around to rub and shake his ass on your side and turns to face you.

you stare at him with wide eyes as he laughs at your cute expression and plants a kiss on your forehead.

“You sent me the tiktok earlier but nice try my love” he says grabbing your hand and giving you a soft kiss to your lips.

You stand there in awe like

this mf doesn’t miss

not once

“When we get home maybe i’ll give you more of a show” he says pulling you along to his house.

Sugawara

widdle suga plum

“So let me make sure i’m hearing correctly”

“Okay”

“You want ME”

“Yes”

“To shake MY ASS”

“Yes”

“To prove to you i’m not cheating”

“correct “

Sugawara just stares at you, looks around for any hidden cameras in your kitchen, and then back at you. “You’re joking”

“No Koshi i’m not i’m genuinely concerned and I need this” you say bitting your lip to bite off a smile.

“but the cookies” he starts moving his hand to point at the cookies in the oven that you both were making.

“the cookies can wait this is important Koshi” you start to pout, “pwease” you give him his one weakness: the puppy eyes.

he groans. “After this you better eat my ass” you laugh at your boyfriends remark and play a random song off your phone waiting for him to bend it over and bounce that ass back when-

“KOSHI WHY ARE YOU GETTING ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER?!”

He screams back “YOU WANTED SOME ASS IM GONNA PUT ON A SHOW”

he starts very dramatic movements of his hips. You’re pretty sure Meg Thee Stallion would be appalled at the sight but you laugh until-

the Mf slips on some discarded cookie dough and falls off the counter.

“OH MY GOD KOSHI” you scream running to his side after turning off the music.

“i’m fine i’m fine” he says in a laugh.

you sigh at the relief. “I wish i had that on video” you whine into his shoulder.

He kisses the top of your head. “Me too” he laughs.

“so you gonna eat my ass now?”

Asahi

As soon as you brought it up his face was just like the one in the gif.

“Shake my ass?” he says nervously

“Yes baby to prove your undying love to me “

“Are you gonna give me a little show to show YOURE undying love to ME?” he asks.

“this isn’t about me Asahi it’s about you and your ass”

Hes at practice, currently in the club room alone and is staring at your cute face through the phone.

He nervously looks around “b- Baby idk maybe later when i’m alone or when we are together i ca-“

“So what i’m hearing IS you don’t love me and you’re cheating on me”

“WHA- no no baby no i- ugh fine” he sets up his camera on the locker in the club room and starts wiggling his ass at the phone until the rest of the team starts walking in”

“WHAT ARE Y-“ you hear Nishinoya until you see your boyfriends face and the call ends.

You’re dying in a fit of laughter at the fact your big scary boyfriend got caught and is in shambles until you hear a ding from your phone.

it’s Asahi

“They’re coming for me send help i’m dying”

then another ding comes from your phone.

It’s Sugawara

“Please tell me you screen recorded that”

Safe to say Asahi will never answer your facetime calls ever again.

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Here's Why It's OK To Turn Up On MLK Day

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Here's Why It's OK To Turn Up On MLK Day

I get the outrage over flyers that use King’s image to get people into the club. But that anger is misplaced.

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Around a week before Martin Luther King Jr. Day, the internet inevitably becomes inundated with flyers advertising local freedom-themed turn-up functions, pulled from sites with lecturing names like Hot Ghetto Mess, No Way Girl, and Get Your People. The response is also predictable: We tweet and retweet and like and reblog and shake our heads and suck our teeth and say things that our parents and grandparents have no doubt said at some point in their lives. Martin Luther King didn’t die for this. He’s probably turning over in his grave. All these kids running around with the nerve to be in the club poppin’ it and droppin’ it and doing it for the Vine on the King’s day!

Let’s discuss why this shit is not okay. MLK did not die so you can put him on your party flyers.

— curlyheadRED (@Nessa.)

In my opinion putting MLK’s picture on any club/party flyer is hell of disrespectful! …

— JrVsDc (@Cuffing Season Coach)

@BET Uh um yeah… #Twerking for #MLK is a negative #justsayin

— Kels_Spicy58_ (@Pretty Pink)

But so what if a few people want to get drunk and sexy on MLK Day?

Sure, Martin Luther King Jr. didn’t explicitly say he had a dream that one day your cousin Mooney could get crunk in any establishment regardless of color in his famous speech, but that’s still a part of being free. As black people, we’re still in the margins, but our collective quality of life is a lot better, thanks in part to the work of Dr. King. Why not put on those red bottoms you worked so hard to get and drop it low in the name of progress?

The argument against dropping it low in the name of progress is that these clubgoers are just using the day as another excuse to party, and the use of MLK’s name and image becomes a sacrilege and the entire idea of celebrating becomes an offense. Well, consider this: The same thing is done with other non-black holidays and nobody seems to care as much. Memorial Day club party flyers contain all manner of half-dressed women posing next to eagles and American flags and baseball-filled apple pies. And let’s not even talk about what they do to the poor Easter bunny. Where is the collective outrage there?

It makes sense that black folks, in general, may be hypersensitive about the way society (read: white people) sees us and the way our history is handled. When your can lose your life over how you look in a hoodie or because your car crashed and you went looking for help or you were holding a toy gun in a Walmart, every day becomes a solicitation to be treated fairly and taken seriously. All our energy is poured into being “respectable,” prim and proper and perfect enough to maybe not be gunned down in the street by police officers at a higher rate than whites.

“How can we expect them to respect us if we don’t respect ourselves?” asks everyone from your great-grandma Hattie Mae to Bill Cosby to Kendrick Lamar. There is no downtime, no day off. It’s a burden, one that we put on ourselves because we apparently don’t have a heavy enough load to carry.

Laughing wherever we want and being our full selves in a public setting, online or offline, is a luxury that many of us don’t even know we don’t have. In 2008, I started a satirical blog called Little Known Black History Facts. It’s a collection of made-up facts celebrating lesser-known black heroes, like the first person to wish a motherfucker would and the first person to refer to diabetes as “the sugar.” The point of the blog, as I explained after some considerable backlash, is not to lampoon or trivialize black history, but to attack the idea that one month of reheated black history facts about the same 10 people is an adequate treatment of black history. I also wanted to challenge the notion that we’re allowed to laugh at jokes like these only amongst ourselves.

Some said the problem with the blog and its popularity was that there weren’t any other websites that were serious celebrations of black history, which isn’t true at all. Rappers even weighed in on the conversation, with Bun B of UGK (one of my favorite rap groups, by the way) taking a shot at the memes on his Instagram page. In the caption, he wrote that old battle cry of respectability warriors, “If we don’t respect ourselves we can’t get mad when others disrespect us!”

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Hearing that will never cease to tickle me. Like there’s a racist somewhere looking for a black person to push down into the mud who passes over one because his pants aren’t sagging. “Curses, this one has too much self-respect! You’re one of the good ones, sir, god bless you.”

Item number 383 on the list of Inconvenient Things About Being Black (right after not being able to find a decent nude lipstick) is having to be ever poised and perfect because you never know when other people may be watching, looking for reasons to justify their racism. This idea holds that we teach people how to treat us, that we have to earn the right to be treated humanely rather than being treated with respect by virtue of being human alone.

We’re never allowed to not have our shit together, and having our shit together means following a subjective list of dos and don’ts handed down from a faceless kufi-clad person in the sky. Don’t twerk. Don’t have kids with more than one person. Do pull your pants up because the lower they sag, the closer to doom the race becomes.

So since we have to make sure that white people aren’t awful to a single black person on Earth, we can’t say the n-word and we can’t eat fried chicken or bananas in mixed company (I seriously know people who refuse to do this) and we’re also not allowed to drop it like its hot for King’s birthday. All of that is bullshit. We shouldn’t have to dictate our lives based on what white people will think of us and we shouldn’t make ourselves responsible for others’ racist thoughts and actions. We should be allowed to be our full, round, complicated individual selves.

It’s not that I don’t understand the outrage about all the MLK Day flyers. A lot of them are tacky and ridiculous, and using King’s image to sell tickets and bottle service is pretty despicable. This, in my opinion, is far more tasteful than this. Yet people seem more outraged about associating King with “low-class” affectations like drinking, clubbing, and gold chains than they are about clubs profiting off of King’s image.

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  In 2014, King’s daughter, Dr. Bernice King, told Atlanta’s FOX 5 News that she felt like “we failed to reach these groups” — “these groups” being the people responsible for creating MLK party flyers. She called the imagery used — often pictures of King wearing Biggie Smalls’ crown or rope chains with big gold pendants — “appalling” and “almost embarrassing.” She also said that her father, were he still with us, would have worked with the promoters “to elevate them, to connect with them, to bring them into the movement.”

This assumes that these folks are lowly enough to need to be “elevated” and that they’re not already a part of “the movement” (presumably the movement to make a better life for blacks in America).

And this is the problem with respectability politics. Who gets to set the parameters for what is respectful and what isn’t? Too often, the idea of “respectable” forced on black people is influenced and defined by a standard of white American morality and normalcy that suffocates and erases us as individuals. We demand perfection of ourselves that white folks couldn’t possibly meet either. And I get it; conforming is easier than challenging a system that refuses to see you to open its eyes. These flyers are basically an orgy of the things that black people fear reinforce pre-existing racial stereotypes — rap, drinking, and provocative dancing. These parties never stood a chance.

So, will I be going to any of these drop-it-low-for-freedom parties come MLK Day? No. But it’s not because I think they’re blasphemous or am worried that a scornful white (or black) person might catch me in line. I’m just broke and I have bad knees and I’d be beyond embarrassed if I dropped down to get my eagle on and had to have help getting back up. That would be disrespectful.

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[apsbicepstraining]

Da Man Wit’ Da Money: 77 Hip-Hop Lyrics About Donald Trump

2.

Donald Trump I cleared Forbes’ list this month!

3.

Now I’m knocking like Jehovah; let me in now, let me in now Bill Gates, Donald Trump, let me in now

4.

I’m so appalled Spalding ball, Baldin’ Donald Trump, takin’ dollars from y’all

5.

So come on gettin’ lovely I’m gettin’ into the money The Donald Trump money

6.

I buy vehicles wit straight cash, have convenes with Donald Trump Y’all meet wit Honda , no payments for 12 months

7.

Going Donald Trump counts on the corner I made a million on that corner

8.

Im bout to do a lyric with Bono Pocket Trump like I only impressed the lottery, lotto

9.

Yo Ice, I did a concert in the White House And after that me and Donald Trump hung out

10.

I gotta say what’s up to Digital Underground and Humpty Hump Cause he makin’ more than Donald Trump

11.

Can I live? I make yo’ ass over the hump We tryna get money so we can be livin’ like Trump

12.

We can talk Trump talk, real estate, capitals, and bonds Or gangsta shit, my Rugers and Glocks in palm

13.

Trump change?( Chump change) Nah TRUMP change patnah not chump change

14.

The’ S’ in skypage certainly stands for sex Beeper’s goin off like Don Trump gets checks

15.

Suck a dick and lick an ass exactly to get a pump Fuck Black Caesar niggaz, announce me Black Trump

16.

I’m back with the funk, chump You crave funk, how many chunks? I went spunk I’m well-known like Donald Trump

17.

Warning you chump, psyche is out for lunch Given the dominance perforate, soon to be paid like Donald Trump

18.

He get apprehensive is seeking to startle I hit him with the pump Put more cash in my pockets than Donald Trump

19.

Got a business mind so if I lose the funk I’ll still be in the members of this house gettin’ paid like Trump

20.

Poisonous sting which thrashes up and act chumps Raise a heavy generator But yo, guess who’s the pitch-black Trump?

21.

You can boom shalock and move to the resounds I pump But I ain’t ceasing till I’m shitting on Donald Trump

22.

New Trump, brand new funk Keep the pocket full of California skunk

23.

Serena Williams, downtown unoccupied and Trump Who wanna slammed her rump, dunce, yes I fetch the pump

24.

Now I ain’t talkin bout no bullshit ass flippin z’s I’m talkin Trump type access, they comin off a mob of keys

25.

So all I’d wanna got the chamber stumped I’m smokin, make dough like Trump

26.

In hot pursuit of Donald Trump rap loot Produce what you feel with Navy Seal mic troops

27.

Im merely tryin to get rich like Trump The home run king is now in a slump, extend me a hunk

28.

The brand-new Don Trump is Bill Gates Not because his occupation, it’s’ cause we respect his cake

29.

Im the young Donald Trump, is yall listening me? Girls on the side path, yeah they cheerin me

30.

Niggas always expect to see us two together, stable The good duo they read since Trump and Marla Maple

31.

Doin’ it like Donald Trump I’m sendin’ this one to the women with body And all my hustlas with the grill front

32.

Teddy Riley, Michael Tyler, large-scale Trump thang Million dollars, sunny holler big bucks man

33.

Now they announce me Snoopy Trump I keep my heater open, cause I love to bust

34.

Throw my weight like Sherman Klump I gotta stand up my owned like Donald Trump

35.

I’m Donald Trump in a lily-white tee and lily-white ones The exchange is money nigga, you want some?

36.

Bill Gates, Donald Trump, them a require you In a the Pentium five them haggard wire you

37.

I’m Donald Trump, with raccoon hairdos I’m Lil Kim, so plastic , now it only really scares dudes

38.

Time to flip the labor move the block bump Boys from the hood announce me black Donald Trump

39.

I spend ludicrous money, private fowl money That Bill Gates, Donald Trump, Bloomberg money

40.

Resurrection of the real, time to get richer than Trump

41.

I’m lyin’ to Christ, put your fuckin’ sticker in a vice I’m like Trump in the Apprentice, merely fire at night

42.

You burnt mothafucka Donald Trump nigga I’m killing these niggas can’t fuck nigga

43.

Breathing off a Trump budget Fresh outa Bloomie’s with the Louie luggage

44.

Give me honour and fortune, me and Trump on golf courses With that being said, give me Tiger’s athletics endorsements

45.

And I’m gonna chopped this whole ki into a lotta lumps Next era you determine me I’ll have money like Donald Trump

46.

Homies on the blocking can say whatever they want I don’t wanna has become a trader, I wanna be a Trump

47.

The Apprentice but not Trump Im the nigga with Glocks and pumps

48.

1st of the month, Trump to the buyers Red toupe on the coupe you’ve been fired

49.

Get money like Donald Trump Double barrel on that pump

50.

Money buy the DIGITS I get Donald Trump callin’ me a fund wizard

51.

Richest nigga in my hood: announce me Donald Trump The form that count my coin while I inhale a blunt

52.

Take over the world when I’m on my Donald Trump shit Look at all this fund, ain’t that some shit?

53.

I’m tryna stuff em until I can’t fit no more I’m talking Donald Trump level I’m trying to get these dreamings off the ground All aboard for the shuttle

54.

Got enough, got enough Tryna’ get onto, til I’m on my Donald Trump, Donald Trump

55.

And we don’t stop my nigga I’m like Donald Trump nigga

56.

I started out transgressed, get rich, lost article then became it back Like Trump being up down up, play with cash

57.

I’m a good-looking rapper, I ain’t tryna stunt I’m a ardor my dampen like Donald Trump

58.

Hustle a palace, Donald trump 6 mil I got a 6th sense so known better 6 feel

59.

Walk up on you whiskey maskin’ punk And burn them kills just like I’m Donald Trump

6-.

Plottin’ on Donald Trump I was 15 years old when I hit that chopper

61.

You can hate, don’t frown, my nigga With Donald Trump in the stem, my nigga

62.

And Donald Trump, and Carlos Slim And call Obama, Oprah Winfrey then

63.

Hugo Boss, I only Donald Trump you Michael Kors sweater with cocaine on the garment Woke up in mansion but I grew up in apartment

64.

Trump Tower with Donald( Donald) I can’t drive a Honda( uh uh) Now I get options, you can detest me if you wanna

65.

No Donald Trump, Bill Gates or Bruce Wayne The only thing I had to my figure was a few dreams

66.

You makin’ patterns raise ya frost and Guinness And workin’ pussy that’s my type of fitness I’m countin’ fund like I’m Donald Trump

67.

Wit a pocket full of lint and a Big Meech letter And I’m fuck wat Donald Trump talk bout I like change when I convened Rosetta

68.

I’m fucked worse than Donald Trump On Lexapro in Mexico across from a Texaco in McDonald’s drunk

69.

Yeah thumbs up I’ve seen more punctures than a golf course on Donald Trump’s course

70.

Too much spinach to chew for niggas beefin ‘, So I’m out here trick or treatin ‘, can my niggas comprehend Bill Gates, Donald Trump , motherfucker let me in.

71.

Assassinate Trump like Im Zimmerman/ Now accept these terms as they came from Eminem

72.

Ah, my mention is Jibbs but they call me mighty Trump The kid down a live with an outerspace flow Stay brandished up, poking madden with a flow Jag chillin in the back with girls holla at a chump

73.

Ice Cube says you’re making more than Donald Trump So yo, go on and get your nose tied, Hump

74.

Cause ya boy’s in a slump I took her out of the jets The top floor of the Trump Had to hustle hard

75.

I’m on ridin’ humor my 12 -gauge pump Been a boss from the rush, croak getta like Trump

76.

Of a investigated off shotgun, hand on the pump Musty dead bodies and a catty bump, Trump

77.

Up like Donald Trump, chain moves like nunchucks She gon’ grind you up, twerk like she from Russia

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2.

Donald Trump I cleared Forbes’ list this month!

3.

Now I’m knocking like Jehovah; let me in now, let me in now Bill Gates, Donald Trump, let me in now

4.

I’m so appalled Spalding ball, Baldin’ Donald Trump, takin’ dollars from y’all

5.

So come on gettin’ lovely I’m gettin’ into the money The Donald Trump money

6.

I buy vehicles wit straight cash, have convenes with Donald Trump Y’all meet wit Honda , no payments for 12 months

7.

Going Donald Trump counts on the corner I made a million on that corner

8.

Im bout to do a lyric with Bono Pocket Trump like I only impressed the lottery, lotto

9.

Yo Ice, I did a concert in the White House And after that me and Donald Trump hung out

10.

I gotta say what’s up to Digital Underground and Humpty Hump Cause he makin’ more than Donald Trump

11.

Can I live? I make yo’ ass over the hump We tryna get money so we can be livin’ like Trump

12.

We can talk Trump talk, real estate, capitals, and bonds Or gangsta shit, my Rugers and Glocks in palm

13.

Trump change?( Chump change) Nah TRUMP change patnah not chump change

14.

The’ S’ in skypage certainly stands for sex Beeper’s goin off like Don Trump gets checks

15.

Suck a dick and lick an ass exactly to get a pump Fuck Black Caesar niggaz, announce me Black Trump

16.

I’m back with the funk, chump You crave funk, how many chunks? I went spunk I’m well-known like Donald Trump

17.

Warning you chump, psyche is out for lunch Given the dominance perforate, soon to be paid like Donald Trump

18.

He get apprehensive is seeking to startle I hit him with the pump Put more cash in my pockets than Donald Trump

19.

Got a business mind so if I lose the funk I’ll still be in the members of this house gettin’ paid like Trump

20.

Poisonous sting which thrashes up and act chumps Raise a heavy generator But yo, guess who’s the pitch-black Trump?

21.

You can boom shalock and move to the resounds I pump But I ain’t ceasing till I’m shitting on Donald Trump

22.

New Trump, brand new funk Keep the pocket full of California skunk

23.

Serena Williams, downtown unoccupied and Trump Who wanna slammed her rump, dunce, yes I fetch the pump

24.

Now I ain’t talkin bout no bullshit ass flippin z’s I’m talkin Trump type access, they comin off a mob of keys

25.

So all I’d wanna got the chamber stumped I’m smokin, make dough like Trump

26.

In hot pursuit of Donald Trump rap loot Produce what you feel with Navy Seal mic troops

27.

Im merely tryin to get rich like Trump The home run king is now in a slump, extend me a hunk

28.

The brand-new Don Trump is Bill Gates Not because his occupation, it’s’ cause we respect his cake

29.

Im the young Donald Trump, is yall listening me? Girls on the side path, yeah they cheerin me

30.

Niggas always expect to see us two together, stable The good duo they read since Trump and Marla Maple

31.

Doin’ it like Donald Trump I’m sendin’ this one to the women with body And all my hustlas with the grill front

32.

Teddy Riley, Michael Tyler, large-scale Trump thang Million dollars, sunny holler big bucks man

33.

Now they announce me Snoopy Trump I keep my heater open, cause I love to bust

34.

Throw my weight like Sherman Klump I gotta stand up my owned like Donald Trump

35.

I’m Donald Trump in a lily-white tee and lily-white ones The exchange is money nigga, you want some?

36.

Bill Gates, Donald Trump, them a require you In a the Pentium five them haggard wire you

37.

I’m Donald Trump, with raccoon hairdos I’m Lil Kim, so plastic , now it only really scares dudes

38.

Time to flip the labor move the block bump Boys from the hood announce me black Donald Trump

39.

I spend ludicrous money, private fowl money That Bill Gates, Donald Trump, Bloomberg money

40.

Resurrection of the real, time to get richer than Trump

41.

I’m lyin’ to Christ, put your fuckin’ sticker in a vice I’m like Trump in the Apprentice, merely fire at night

42.

You burnt mothafucka Donald Trump nigga I’m killing these niggas can’t fuck nigga

43.

Breathing off a Trump budget Fresh outa Bloomie’s with the Louie luggage

44.

Give me honour and fortune, me and Trump on golf courses With that being said, give me Tiger’s athletics endorsements

45.

And I’m gonna chopped this whole ki into a lotta lumps Next era you determine me I’ll have money like Donald Trump

46.

Homies on the blocking can say whatever they want I don’t wanna has become a trader, I wanna be a Trump

47.

The Apprentice but not Trump Im the nigga with Glocks and pumps

48.

1st of the month, Trump to the buyers Red toupe on the coupe you’ve been fired

49.

Get money like Donald Trump Double barrel on that pump

50.

Money buy the DIGITS I get Donald Trump callin’ me a fund wizard

51.

Richest nigga in my hood: announce me Donald Trump The form that count my coin while I inhale a blunt

52.

Take over the world when I’m on my Donald Trump shit Look at all this fund, ain’t that some shit?

53.

I’m tryna stuff em until I can’t fit no more I’m talking Donald Trump level I’m trying to get these dreamings off the ground All aboard for the shuttle

54.

Got enough, got enough Tryna’ get onto, til I’m on my Donald Trump, Donald Trump

55.

And we don’t stop my nigga I’m like Donald Trump nigga

56.

I started out transgressed, get rich, lost article then became it back Like Trump being up down up, play with cash

57.

I’m a good-looking rapper, I ain’t tryna stunt I’m a ardor my dampen like Donald Trump

58.

Hustle a palace, Donald trump 6 mil I got a 6th sense so known better 6 feel

59.

Walk up on you whiskey maskin’ punk And burn them kills just like I’m Donald Trump

6-.

Plottin’ on Donald Trump I was 15 years old when I hit that chopper

61.

You can hate, don’t frown, my nigga With Donald Trump in the stem, my nigga

62.

And Donald Trump, and Carlos Slim And call Obama, Oprah Winfrey then

63.

Hugo Boss, I only Donald Trump you Michael Kors sweater with cocaine on the garment Woke up in mansion but I grew up in apartment

64.

Trump Tower with Donald( Donald) I can’t drive a Honda( uh uh) Now I get options, you can detest me if you wanna

65.

No Donald Trump, Bill Gates or Bruce Wayne The only thing I had to my figure was a few dreams

66.

You makin’ patterns raise ya frost and Guinness And workin’ pussy that’s my type of fitness I’m countin’ fund like I’m Donald Trump

67.

Wit a pocket full of lint and a Big Meech letter And I’m fuck wat Donald Trump talk bout I like change when I convened Rosetta

68.

I’m fucked worse than Donald Trump On Lexapro in Mexico across from a Texaco in McDonald’s drunk

69.

Yeah thumbs up I’ve seen more punctures than a golf course on Donald Trump’s course

70.

Too much spinach to chew for niggas beefin ‘, So I’m out here trick or treatin ‘, can my niggas comprehend Bill Gates, Donald Trump , motherfucker let me in.

71.

Assassinate Trump like Im Zimmerman/ Now accept these terms as they came from Eminem

72.

Ah, my mention is Jibbs but they call me mighty Trump The kid down a live with an outerspace flow Stay brandished up, poking madden with a flow Jag chillin in the back with girls holla at a chump

73.

Ice Cube says you’re making more than Donald Trump So yo, go on and get your nose tied, Hump

74.

Cause ya boy’s in a slump I took her out of the jets The top floor of the Trump Had to hustle hard

75.

I’m on ridin’ humor my 12 -gauge pump Been a boss from the rush, croak getta like Trump

76.

Of a investigated off shotgun, hand on the pump Musty dead bodies and a catty bump, Trump

77.

Up like Donald Trump, chain moves like nunchucks She gon’ grind you up, twerk like she from Russia

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2.

Donald Trump I cleared Forbes’ list this month!

3.

Now I’m knocking like Jehovah; let me in now, let me in now Bill Gates, Donald Trump, let me in now

4.

I’m so appalled Spalding ball, Baldin’ Donald Trump, takin’ dollars from y’all

5.

So come on gettin’ lovely I’m gettin’ into the money The Donald Trump money

6.

I buy vehicles wit straight cash, have convenes with Donald Trump Y’all meet wit Honda , no payments for 12 months

7.

Going Donald Trump counts on the corner I made a million on that corner

8.

Im bout to do a lyric with Bono Pocket Trump like I only impressed the lottery, lotto

9.

Yo Ice, I did a concert in the White House And after that me and Donald Trump hung out

10.

I gotta say what’s up to Digital Underground and Humpty Hump Cause he makin’ more than Donald Trump

11.

Can I live? I make yo’ ass over the hump We tryna get money so we can be livin’ like Trump

12.

We can talk Trump talk, real estate, capitals, and bonds Or gangsta shit, my Rugers and Glocks in palm

13.

Trump change?( Chump change) Nah TRUMP change patnah not chump change

14.

The’ S’ in skypage certainly stands for sex Beeper’s goin off like Don Trump gets checks

15.

Suck a dick and lick an ass exactly to get a pump Fuck Black Caesar niggaz, announce me Black Trump

16.

I’m back with the funk, chump You crave funk, how many chunks? I went spunk I’m well-known like Donald Trump

17.

Warning you chump, psyche is out for lunch Given the dominance perforate, soon to be paid like Donald Trump

18.

He get apprehensive is seeking to startle I hit him with the pump Put more cash in my pockets than Donald Trump

19.

Got a business mind so if I lose the funk I’ll still be in the members of this house gettin’ paid like Trump

20.

Poisonous sting which thrashes up and act chumps Raise a heavy generator But yo, guess who’s the pitch-black Trump?

21.

You can boom shalock and move to the resounds I pump But I ain’t ceasing till I’m shitting on Donald Trump

22.

New Trump, brand new funk Keep the pocket full of California skunk

23.

Serena Williams, downtown unoccupied and Trump Who wanna slammed her rump, dunce, yes I fetch the pump

24.

Now I ain’t talkin bout no bullshit ass flippin z’s I’m talkin Trump type access, they comin off a mob of keys

25.

So all I’d wanna got the chamber stumped I’m smokin, make dough like Trump

26.

In hot pursuit of Donald Trump rap loot Produce what you feel with Navy Seal mic troops

27.

Im merely tryin to get rich like Trump The home run king is now in a slump, extend me a hunk

28.

The brand-new Don Trump is Bill Gates Not because his occupation, it’s’ cause we respect his cake

29.

Im the young Donald Trump, is yall listening me? Girls on the side path, yeah they cheerin me

30.

Niggas always expect to see us two together, stable The good duo they read since Trump and Marla Maple

31.

Doin’ it like Donald Trump I’m sendin’ this one to the women with body And all my hustlas with the grill front

32.

Teddy Riley, Michael Tyler, large-scale Trump thang Million dollars, sunny holler big bucks man

33.

Now they announce me Snoopy Trump I keep my heater open, cause I love to bust

34.

Throw my weight like Sherman Klump I gotta stand up my owned like Donald Trump

35.

I’m Donald Trump in a lily-white tee and lily-white ones The exchange is money nigga, you want some?

36.

Bill Gates, Donald Trump, them a require you In a the Pentium five them haggard wire you

37.

I’m Donald Trump, with raccoon hairdos I’m Lil Kim, so plastic , now it only really scares dudes

38.

Time to flip the labor move the block bump Boys from the hood announce me black Donald Trump

39.

I spend ludicrous money, private fowl money That Bill Gates, Donald Trump, Bloomberg money

40.

Resurrection of the real, time to get richer than Trump

41.

I’m lyin’ to Christ, put your fuckin’ sticker in a vice I’m like Trump in the Apprentice, merely fire at night

42.

You burnt mothafucka Donald Trump nigga I’m killing these niggas can’t fuck nigga

43.

Breathing off a Trump budget Fresh outa Bloomie’s with the Louie luggage

44.

Give me honour and fortune, me and Trump on golf courses With that being said, give me Tiger’s athletics endorsements

45.

And I’m gonna chopped this whole ki into a lotta lumps Next era you determine me I’ll have money like Donald Trump

46.

Homies on the blocking can say whatever they want I don’t wanna has become a trader, I wanna be a Trump

47.

The Apprentice but not Trump Im the nigga with Glocks and pumps

48.

1st of the month, Trump to the buyers Red toupe on the coupe you’ve been fired

49.

Get money like Donald Trump Double barrel on that pump

50.

Money buy the DIGITS I get Donald Trump callin’ me a fund wizard

51.

Richest nigga in my hood: announce me Donald Trump The form that count my coin while I inhale a blunt

52.

Take over the world when I’m on my Donald Trump shit Look at all this fund, ain’t that some shit?

53.

I’m tryna stuff em until I can’t fit no more I’m talking Donald Trump level I’m trying to get these dreamings off the ground All aboard for the shuttle

54.

Got enough, got enough Tryna’ get onto, til I’m on my Donald Trump, Donald Trump

55.

And we don’t stop my nigga I’m like Donald Trump nigga

56.

I started out transgressed, get rich, lost article then became it back Like Trump being up down up, play with cash

57.

I’m a good-looking rapper, I ain’t tryna stunt I’m a ardor my dampen like Donald Trump

58.

Hustle a palace, Donald trump 6 mil I got a 6th sense so known better 6 feel

59.

Walk up on you whiskey maskin’ punk And burn them kills just like I’m Donald Trump

6-.

Plottin’ on Donald Trump I was 15 years old when I hit that chopper

61.

You can hate, don’t frown, my nigga With Donald Trump in the stem, my nigga

62.

And Donald Trump, and Carlos Slim And call Obama, Oprah Winfrey then

63.

Hugo Boss, I only Donald Trump you Michael Kors sweater with cocaine on the garment Woke up in mansion but I grew up in apartment

64.

Trump Tower with Donald( Donald) I can’t drive a Honda( uh uh) Now I get options, you can detest me if you wanna

65.

No Donald Trump, Bill Gates or Bruce Wayne The only thing I had to my figure was a few dreams

66.

You makin’ patterns raise ya frost and Guinness And workin’ pussy that’s my type of fitness I’m countin’ fund like I’m Donald Trump

67.

Wit a pocket full of lint and a Big Meech letter And I’m fuck wat Donald Trump talk bout I like change when I convened Rosetta

68.

I’m fucked worse than Donald Trump On Lexapro in Mexico across from a Texaco in McDonald’s drunk

69.

Yeah thumbs up I’ve seen more punctures than a golf course on Donald Trump’s course

70.

Too much spinach to chew for niggas beefin ‘, So I’m out here trick or treatin ‘, can my niggas comprehend Bill Gates, Donald Trump , motherfucker let me in.

71.

Assassinate Trump like Im Zimmerman/ Now accept these terms as they came from Eminem

72.

Ah, my mention is Jibbs but they call me mighty Trump The kid down a live with an outerspace flow Stay brandished up, poking madden with a flow Jag chillin in the back with girls holla at a chump

73.

Ice Cube says you’re making more than Donald Trump So yo, go on and get your nose tied, Hump

74.

Cause ya boy’s in a slump I took her out of the jets The top floor of the Trump Had to hustle hard

75.

I’m on ridin’ humor my 12 -gauge pump Been a boss from the rush, croak getta like Trump

76.

Of a investigated off shotgun, hand on the pump Musty dead bodies and a catty bump, Trump

77.

Up like Donald Trump, chain moves like nunchucks She gon’ grind you up, twerk like she from Russia

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