miiracleangel

[miiracleangel]

Portgas D. Ace x reader

Make him at home will you?

Fluff

(Mentions Whitebeard at times)

He stormed off in a hurry, his mind scattered in a million pieces unable to solve itself.

"Im gonna find him." He was strongly determined to find the man who claimed to be the strongest and beat him, claiming his spot.

"Enough already, join me, become my son." the tall male offered him his hand, which he looked at in digust.

Who do you think i am to accept something like this. Your son? me? dont be stupid old man, i could kill you.

"Let me raise you to be the strongest." His spear drummed on the ground his solemn expression waiting for the raven haired boy.

No way in hell-

Was the last tought he was capable of thinking before his eyes lost sight of the world, hands trembling to uphold his weight.

"Is he gonna be alright pops?" You asked standing next to your capitan. Much like the boy before you Whitebeard was a man with a simple dream, to have a big family, he added on to it generously no matter who called him a devil, a monster a soul-less pirate.

"Yeah, i went easy on him, kids got spunk. Take him in boys." A couple of men accompanied the teen raising him over their shoulders as they dragged him onto the ship, his crew left stranded without a capitan, he let them off easy.

He was plagued with a nightmare, like a sadistic never ending dream, a figure resembling his own telling him he's not worth a good fight, he should have died before even reaching this place. He cant even stand up for himself. Hes a failure, who could love him, have him as a son.

He winced in his sleep clutching his yellow shirt tighter. A bead of sweat rolling down his forehead. His hat drowning out the noise of his sniffles.

You hated to pity a man so broken knowing fully well what it would do to him if he saw the way you looked at him, like an abandoned dog, starved for a home , a place to belong, it sickened you just thinking what could leave a boy his age so fragile.

"He's got a good heart.." you smiled, a pair of men quirking their brows at the way you looked at the captive. The stew you were stirring bubbled, spices and cooked roots lingering in the air.

"Please.." he held onto himself like he was the only one able to help it.

You layed by his side, his scrunched up form twitching each time he had a flash of self doubt.

"Shh.. Its okay.. shhh." you hummed to him placing his hat onto your lap, the two upturned smiley pins staring at you.

"Must be tough huh.." you stroked the metal pins scraping off any built up mud on them. He stayed still for the longest time, it was nice seeing him not be afraid of himself even if it was just a nightmare you guided him through.

He felt a light scent like flowers but a bit stronger, the mirror image of himself looked forward in the horizon of this odd warmth, it had been a long time since he felt a gentle touch.

Your hands raked through his dark unruly hair, your hand often times going to cup his cheek for a while before you resumed combing his hair, he felt like babe, so fussy yet so easy to calm. His knees slowly fell into your lap you hummed a song. The melody was warm and blissful resting the boys fears for a bit, he couldnt even begin to stop you from your song, that is until he smelled the stew boiling.

"Something smells amazing~!" his eyes shot up startling you as he booked for the pot, puring the hot contains into his mouth without thinking.

"AAAgh, its like molten lava." he huffed and puffed, the damage was already done, his tongue burnt his throat sore you chuckled at his antics.

You came behind him taking him by his waist you plopped him by the table.

"Of course its hot, it was boiling a second ago." You lectured him nodding your head on the obvious conclusion.

"I want more." he seemed unfazed eyes sparkling as he stared down the pot infront of him.

A huff of breath escaping your nose you poured the boy a bowl.

"Eat carefully please." you told him clipping his hair back from his face.

An odd fuzzy feeling overtook his stomach he tought it was the food paying no mind, it was good thats forsure.

"Seconds phlease!" he slammed the bowl down in a hurry still chewing on the potatoes and meat.

"Youre still eating!!" You yelled telling him to not talk with his mouth open, he snarked a bit chewing his food in a gulp.

"Seconds please.." he was a bit droopy, however, the second the bowl got refilled his eyes light up in a new light full of energy.

"This is really good-" he praised your cooking his head nearly slamming into the bowl you caught him in your palm.

"He fell asleep..!" you had a ghastly expression on your face, his cheeks stuffed with your cooking the boy was dead asleep, still holding the spoon strongly in his arms like a kid refusing to let go of his favourite toy.

"What an odd guy." you chuckled thinking to yourself you took enough time as needed sitting beside him to let him rest his head on your shoulder, a big snore bubble inflating from his nose every now and then.

Nothing, he woke up dreaming of nothing, thats a first. He awoke with a loud snort follwed up with a big yawn as he scratched his back. "What a nap." He wiped his face on your apron crumbs of food still on his face.

"Here let me help you." You took his face covering your fingers in the cloth, the boy had beautiful freckles on his cheeks slanted dark eyes staring at you as you wiped the crumbs from his mouth.

His heart pounded not able to understand what he was feeling, this warm churning in the pit of his stomach, drove him a little nauseus and scared.

he gulped slowly eyes tracing your features. He took in your gentle smile the way your hands moved across his cheeks, it was an all too odly familiar feeling.

"Thankyou-!" his voice cracked a little embarassing him, a slight blush staining his ears.

You chuckled seeing how goofy he was.

"You're always welcome.." you paused wanting to thank him however you still didn't have his name, the old man didnt fill you in on that.

"Whats your name?" You asked hands on your lap as you looked at him wolfing down the food.

"Ace. Seriously this is some good food." he licked his lips scraping the bowl clean.

"Want another fill?" You grabbed his bowl before he ate it in his food haze, he followed up with a nod, steaming hot fudge filling the bowl for the third time.

"A guy like you sure can eat."

"Ofcourse, i wouldmt be so shtrong if that wasnt the cashe." He patted his stomach, a piece of meat dissapearing within seconds.

When it came to food he wasnt joking around, he continued emptying the entire pot all on his own , leaving you to wonder where can so much food dissapear into.

"By the way Ace, do you mind helping me clean up?"

You took his bowl rinsing off any grease, your body turned against him he inspected you with wary eyes.

"Wheres the old man?" He puffed as much as he'd love to help he still had a thing to do.

You sighed remebering he's still a hotheaded brat thinking idiotic things at a time like this.

The men around the hall circled around Ace towering over him by atleast a foot.

"I'll let you have it." he smirked putting on his cowboy hat, a flicker of flames engulfing his hand, the men were scortched within a second.

"He's on the deck, don't go thinking you can just run up at him though." You scolded him looking at the bodies splayed under your feet.

"Hey," you kicked the shoulders of the men, all of them wincing from your kick, "Those who dont help dont get to eat." All of them got up groaning.

"Ya think the kid will be able to get a punch in?" One of them said causing you to smile.

"Only if hes dumb enough to fly off the ship, dont think he can swim can he?" The lot of you laughed, men helping you out in the kitchen to clean up their own mess'.

You dried your hands on your apron, setting it on a hook before you went to grab a first aid kit.

"Go take a bath all of you, you smell like burnt chicken." you instructed the lot, who looked at eachother a little startled, each of them smelling the air around them.

"Hahaha! So it is." Their hearty loughs echoing out of the room they followed behind you until the stairway to the deck.

Seemed like nothing had taken place, the old man was still slugging his drinks, compleatley unfazed by anything. You gave him an unimpressed look, he shrugged at you eyes pointing at the boy.

His body seemed a liitle beat, a trickle of blood dowsing his lips. You took out some gauge wiping it all away.

He came to, his eyes flaring red. He lunged at you thinking youd be there to attack him.

You let him slug a hit on you, your cheek sore from the punch. Seems he realized you werent the taget since he didn't bother to use any flames.

"Oh shit.. I am so sorry.." He helped you up, Whitebeard sternly looking at the situation at hand from afar.

"Let me help." he offered grabbing anything from from the kit trying to be of use. He felt a bit of shame to him having punched someone who treated him so kindly before.

You took him by his wrists, the cotton, gauge and rubbing alcohol strongly held in his hands.

Idiot, what were you thinking? How is she going to be looking at you now. Look at yourself you ungrateful brat-

"Ace!" You shouted snapping the boy back from his blank expression, the way he stared at you looking regretful afraid and unworth simply broke you.

He lowered his head items dropping beside you.

"Its alright, you should have seen the amount of fights i have been in, i come out with more than a hook to the face." You chuckled hand to your face covering your mouth, his arm dropped to his lap slowly the second you let go.

He still felt guilty. "Hey Fire-first, anyone home." He pouted at the nickname your hands calmly combing through the tools he dropped, you cleaned up his hands, which looked fairly enough rough. He had scabs on his knuckles, cracking ones at that.

"Youre a hard worker huh?" You applied some ointment on them bandaging them carefully.

He didnt get it. Anyone in their right minds would have hit him back threw him out what were you doing calling him nicknames taking care of bruises he had before he even was here.

"Ace, were a family here."

"Like hell we are-" he sucked in his breath his eyes growing a bit cold.

"Its true you know, we take care of our own." You pointed to his hands neatly wrapped in bandages.

"Eugh, i smell like an old lady with this." he gagged avoiding the obvious.

Anyone withing ear range laughed Whitebeard's face softening by your interraction.

"I know, usually sucks to walk around in it, give it a few days youll be good as new though." You smiled, the apples of your cheeks making your eyes squint.

His heart had a beat deeper than usual, he didnt respect the old man but settled on trusting you for guidance, atleast till next time.

It was a subconcious decision he had made trusting a pirate he knew nothing about so freely but the hold he had on his mind lessened by a bit the more he took shelter within you.

You left him be for a bit, he seemed to have alot on his mind the way he politley excused himself.

You stormed to the old man snarking and biting words at him. "What were you thinking throwing him across the ship like that!?"

Whitebeard listened the scrunch in his brows growing.

"Dont give me that face, the brat ran at me with a mace, what did you expect would happen?" He rested his hand on his leg leaning toawrds you.

"Youre a pain in the ass, you know!" you whisper yelled at him causing him to laugh.

"Thats a first from you." he adored the look of care in your eyes, however he couldnt contain the urge to want to show Ace the world either.

"Wont be the last either, dont fling him off like he's trash." You barked the heel of your sole hitting the deck in thuds.

"Stop worrying, he'll learn soon enough-" his expression grew sour you heeled his boot aswell.

Ace watched you from a distance hands on the rails he looked at the outburst unable to hear what you were talking about.

He sighed taking in the view of the sea the many people abroad, he faced backwards staring at the sun instead, the washed up waves sparkling in the daylight seagulls cawing midflight.

"Maybe its better here? Ah who knows what i'll do here even." He still held doubts.

He glanced back seeing you midair held by the gigant mad who humiliated him before.

His mind grew blank for a bit, legs sprinting for you before he even knew it.

A fire dousing your frame from behind whitebeard hit the air cracking it.

The attack was avoided however he was fee feet behind.

"Let her down!" he shouted amusing the man.

"Shes not hostage here, calm down." your head drooped like you were hanged on a coat rack to dry.

Whitebeard complied having no need to cause a ruckus, however it left a bittersweet feeling in his heart.

"Whatever my son wishes." he slowly put you down however dropping you nearly on the teens head.

"Woah-, wait!!" he circled around you swooping you in his arms to break the fall.

A sense of pride welled up in him knowing he did some good by you.

"Thank you, Ace."

Whitebeard respected his devoition of saving you instead of breaking a fight ,seems he hit the nail on the head here.

"Don't mention it." He said his freckled face covered red.

You slinged an arm around his shoulder making him stiffen up.

You laughed watching the faces he made.

"You can set me down if its too much."

"Huh, no not at all.." He still held you subconciously not even registering the fact you told him to be put down, he glared daggers at the old man for the stunt.

"This kid sure is something, Gurarara~!" Whitebeard laughed the picture of Ace tomato red whilst glaring at him with deadly intent was pure gold to him.

He looked like a stray cat who got mad that he has been given attention to.

You tapped his back your face coming to his periferals his eyes adverted Whitebeard focusing on you.

"Set me down." you smiled gently at him thankful for him catching you.

"Hmm oh sure." He plopped you down nonchalantly. Though he hated the idea of it eventually.

Few days past since him joining and yet everyday he came knocking by your door, bruised and bloody.

He explained himself each time you sat him down on the chair besides your desk.

"You gotta stop going after him, I can see how much you'd love to take him down, but he's not even fighting you, don't take a beating for nothing." You cupped his face dabbing on the alcohol on his cut up brow.

"Im not doing it for him." He spoke up wincing at the pain.

"Then who for?" you quirked a brow at the remark setting aside the bloodied gauze.

"Don't know." How was he supposed to start explaining that everytime he'd catch himself in a fight he'd always go look for you first thing. Feeling proud to see you doing well and happy while taking care of his dumbass.

You set off his hat dropping it so the string around his neck would keep it in place.

You raked your hand through his hair checking if he perhaps got any beatings to the head.

Your hands rummaged his hair as he sat patiently, enjoying the tickling sensation.

"Ace, i don't want to be rude, but when was the last time you showered, your hair is all greasy, not to mention uncombed." You stuggled to free your hand from a couple of his locks. The teen blushed compleatley embarrased by this confrontation.

"Fewdaysago?" he answered quickly getting the issue out of the way.

You hummed for a long time before taking to your closet to bring out a few towels.

"Lets go grab ourselves a bath." You threw him a towel which he haphazerdly caught comepleatly stuck by what you said.

"Come on lets go." you pulled him up leading him to the showers to change.

You stripped covering yourself with a towel you entered the tiled baths running some hot water in big bowls.

Ace in the meantime sat there compleatly frozen in his changing room dreading to go in. He pulled himself together stripping, he set his hat over his clothes.

"Took you a while." you laughed rubbing the sponge over your arm, towel covering your body.

He didnt say much his heart hammering in his throat as you washed away the soap with some hot water.

You stood up grabbing a smaller cup of water, you gently poured it over his head.

He leaned his head down letting the water drip to the floor from the ends of his black hair. He wasnt sure why he allowed this, but it felt nice being taken care of.

You grabbed the soap lathering it on his head your fingers massaging his scalp.

He had a drowsy smile on his face, his elbows on his knees he slouched forward, the bad thoughts leaving his head one by one.

"Face up please." you instructed his head raising back his hair caught in a mush of bubbles you chuckled.

He opened one eye stifling his smile as he caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror aside him.

The longer he looked the funnier the feeling in his chest grew, he laughed whole heartedly seeing how you had given him a hairstyle that matched the ships doctor.

The two of you stood there as Ace approaced the mirror giving himself a big bubbled mustache.

"Damn brats." he mimmicked the Capitans tone making you errupt in laugher. He felt giddy seeing you laugh your heart out, just a few days ago he was thinking how thankful he was for you now he could feel the feeling growing even more so.

You quickly wiped his fake moustache saying how little it fits him, instead you gave him a long beak and puffy bubbly feathers on his head telling him to squint, he didnt get it yet but the moment your face light up in laugher he bursted out laughing aswell.

He wrapped his elbow around you cooing like an obnoxious chicken, you could barely hold up straight from how much your stomach was hurting from all of the laughing.

"Please no more-Ppffttt." he kept adding onto the act until you were doubled over from joy.

Your face doused pink from all the laughing you instructed him to finnally lean his head back as you still held a smile to your face. You ran the warm water through his hair watching the bubbles fall down his back. He slicked his hair back with his hand, a gentle blush covering your cheeks as you examined his face.

It was so much different than the first day you saw him, he'd gotten a bit more tan, the freckles on his face a bit more prominent. But most importantly he looked a lot more on ease than ever.

You cherished the memory putting a hand around his brows to pour some more water so it wouldnt get in his eyes.

He sat there closing his eyes enjoying the warmth of your presence around him.

"Turn around please." he did as you said turning his back to you, he nudged away from the touch at first.

Your brow peaked.

"He's ticklish isnt he?" you thought rubbing his back with the soapy sponge, his slim figure really made you question where did all the meals you fed him go.

"Where does all the food go seriously? Youre skinny as ever." you spoke washing his lower back.

"Goes to the heart and soul." he smiled proudly as you staggered a bit. To the soul huh, you puffed happily.

"Im glad to hear that you like it so much, i made something sweet for later do you want some?"

"Will i get heartburn?" You tickled his sides from the remark causing him to shriek in surprise.

"Maybe from that you will". You pouted stretching his hands as you washed them.

"I'm kiddiing, i know you make some killer foods." he chose the worst time to flap his head around the water splashing everywhere.

Warm water running down his back and arms he felt squeeky clean even going as far to drag his hand across his arm only for it to squeak along.

"Fresh n clean now huh?" he showed his smile bright theeth glisening in the light.

"Sure are."

He felt a little shy to ask but it would only be common courtesy since you offered to take care of him.

"Can i wash your back aswell?" he waited before going on in a tangent.

"Sure you can, just make sure youre careful around the mark, it's still healing."

A mark huh, he was interested.

He nodded exchanging place with you he looked away while you switched up your towel covering your front.

A large tattoo on your back with the all too familiar moustache, to say he saw surprised would be something.

"Woohoaa, Thats huge, does it hurt?" he eyed it throughrouly the ends of his fingers gently glossing over it, tickling your skin.

You found his amusement sweet explaining to him "Not now no, but when i had it done it was a bitch." You chuckled allowing Ace to scrub your back, he was a tad bit quieter than usual mostly hiding the fact he's nervous in the first place but common courtesy goes he can't be backing away from it.

He poured some warm water over your back it trickled gently down your curves, Ace's mind wandering back to when him and Luffy were thrown to bathe.

He offered to wash your hair aswell, you let it fall down to your back. He seemed to know how to take care of longer hair, he made sure not to tangle it too much , massaging your roots first then messing around with the rest.

He did however swipe his bubbly fingers across your face giving you whiskers.

You chuckled looking in the mirror as he washed your hair out.

"Ace look."

His head turned to the mirror to see you giving him a cat impression.

His eyes widened water trickling from the cup in his hand. His cheeks flared for a second only to press the back of your head against his chest.

"You're now a kitten huh?" he smirked sploching a bubble on your nose. Your head slightly shaking against his laugh.

You rested your head against his chest, the fuzzy feeling in his heart rising as he wiped away the stray bubbles.

He was glad to have you chat him up everyday, show him around, take care of him, make him hot meals and offer baths. What did he do to deserve you.

His solemn expression radiated through the room as he watched you, unable to be thankful enough for your care.

"All done!" he smiled proudly as you thanked him the both of you finishing to wash yourselves up.

You changed back drying your hair as you waited for Ace back in your room. He didn't arrive until way later , blasting through your door with a flower he stole from the greenery below deck.

He hid the flower behind his back his damp hair rested behind his ears.

He huffed and puffed starting a little speech. "I know how much you've done for me, so, i got something for you aswell." he held out the flower his chest rising from the running he must have done to not get caught.

You tilted your head to the side accepting the flower and giving him a warm hug.

"Thank you." You held him by his waist careful no not scrunch up the flower he got you.

He chuckled slowly resting his face in the crook of your neck, his arms lazily wrapping around you.

He stayed that way for a while enticing you in a tight embrace. You could feel his hands heat up however the hottest part of his body was his chest right shere his heart was.

You rusled through his hair his body shivering slightly from the affection you gave him. Your head rested on his as you took in the moment.

It was silent, pleasant, sincere. He felt like he was in a dream , he wasnt questioning himself for what he had done, he only knew that he did the right thing when he chose to thank you for everything.

He sniffled against the crook of your neck, your face growing worried.

"Are you okay?" You brushed his back comfortingly he pulled away with a big smile along his teary face.

"Never been better.." He wiped the tears with his hands letting you go.

With a gentle smile you tucked the flower in a vase, ushering him to sit by your desk.

"Remember the dessert i told you about? I wanted you to be the first one to taste it." You revealed a beautifully crafted dish, it was coated with hard caramel on top a squishy cream filling and an orange puré aside.

"Im surprised youre not a top chef over here. Holy shit." He eyed the dessert taking a bite, his whole face lit up in a pudgy smile as he scooped more of the dessert in his mouth. You knew he wasn't one to take his sweet time with food, so seeing him eat it as fast as he did was a pleasure non the less.

"I wish i could ask for seconds. That was something out of this world seriously." He licked the plate setting it down. Still sucking the spoon he ate it with.

"I'll share mine with you?" you asked him, his eyes glimmered at the thought alone.

"Sure!" The two of you shared the dessert however you had to spoon battle with Ace to protect your side.

Taking the last scoop in your spoon Ace looked at you with pouty eyes. You leaned the spoon to your lips turning it to his instead.

"Here here." You smiled seeing him wolf down the piece.

The second he was done he thanked you for the meal quickly exiting your room with dishes at hand.

He dissapeared for a few minutes again, you thought he may have fell asleep on the way.

Minutes later a knock was at your door, you opened it again.

"Im back!" he allowed himself in plopping down on the bed since he didnt have a room yet.

He stared at the celing for a bit before looking at you.

"Can i stay over, just for tonight? I'll be out before you know." He claimed sitting up straight in your bed.

You thought about it for a while seeing the waves crashing outside, that wouldn't make good space to sleep.

"Stay as long as you'd like." You smiled seeing him waltz over to the couch in your room. He puffed up a stiff pillow laying down.

"You have no idea how annoying it is to sleep with everyone else, they snore on opposite breaths. So imagine the entire night all you hear is constant snoring." He yawned rubbing the sleep off his eyes.

"Ace.." you wispered hoping to god this rascal wasn't intending to sleep on the couch of all places.

He hummed back lazily watching you.

"There's no way you intend sleeping on that, right?"

"I do, where else would i sleep?" he asked you.

You giggled at his antics pointing to the comfortable bed he prevoiusly lazed upon.

His jaw hit the floor for a second before he snapped back. "Youre joking." You sat back in your bed.

"No I'm serious, come on, sleep comfortably atleast." You patted the place beside you as the male moved to sit on his side.

"Are you sure?" He asked not wanting to overstep any boundaries.

"Im sure, just relax and make yourself at home." He took off his boots with a slight flame he raked through his hair to dry it not willing to sleep on a damp pillow, he laid under the covers his arms behind his head.

You were in a slight daze at how quickly he did everything it left you amused. "Could you do that with my hair aswell?" You asked watching him prop up. "Sure, hop on." You sat before him, his arms heated up as he brushed his hands through your hair, steam rising from it, minutes later he finished messing with your hair letting it fall freely.

"Thats one handy trick right there." you admired his skill.

"I know right, youd be surprised to know how much i can do." he smiled proudly at his quirks, he discovered his abilites through various situations watching you listen to him rambling about his journeys made him feel right at home.

It was dead past midnight before he realised you were sleeping quietly beside him having fallen asleep by his tremendous stories.

"Like a kid." He snickered shoving a cover over your shoulders for warmth he doze off few minutes later himself.

For the first time in a while he slept soundly thoughout the night, he had a few dreams that were worse off however once he reached around the bed wrapping his arm around you they seemed to fade away quicker than before

You woke up that morning feeling a warm hand around you, you turned to face him, he was dead asleep, snoring lightly and peacefully without a care in the world.

The longer he stayed on the ship, fighting less with the old man and getting to know everyone a bit better, his sense of self seemed to develop a bit more.

He still had him bad dreams at times but having everyone near him meant the world to him, esspecially you, even tho he was slow with the upkeep of his problems with you, each time he came confessing his mind you shared a deep conversation with him, offering him a meal, a warm bed anything to make him feel like he wasn't alone in this world.

[miiracleangel]

Im back babies

I have not posted my chaos on here in a fat minute but im back and working on better content for you guys. If you guys are still here idk im sorry aaaaaah

[miiracleangel]

i’m putting my life on hold until my Gojo Kinnie ass gets a Geto kinnie

[miiracleangel]

Shake ass pt. 6

Fukurodani and Shiratorizawa ft. Sakusa

Inarizaki ➪ Karasuno

❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎

Bokuto

my baby owl

“y/n, y/n.....y/n” your boyfriend repeats as he pokes your nose.

you scrunch your nose as you slowly stir awake in your bed. Woken randomly from your nap.

“Ko, Ko, Ko What is it”

“I saw a video of a woman’s husband shaking his butt around to prove he wasn’t cheating”

You sit up and rub your tired eyes

“you know you’re really cute but i have no idea what you’re saying” you tell your boyfriend who is very much wide awake.

“i’m saying that i am going to shake my butt around too”

“oooo yummy” youre confused and excited at the same time and get comfortable to see your boyfriends whole show that he very clearly has put togeteher bcs he even knows what song to put on and everything

“Ko i already know you would never che-“

“you wanna see me do this or not”

“no i very much want to see this continue”

so there you were laying in bed looking at your boyfriend

who is only wearing his underwear

shake his butt around your room to prove something you already knew would never happen and this dude

very much jiggles.

can’t help yourself than to grab his ass and smack it too and he giggles at the attention.

“okay all done i want kisses and cuddles now” he says jumping back in your bed and pulls you to cuddle close to his chest. “did you like my show?”

“oh ko it was amazing, yes, thank you” you tiredly exclaim earning a big bright smile from your boyfriend.

He kisses you and grabs his phone

“Now to send the video to Akaashi”

“come again”

“he needs to know i would never cheat on him either and get a new best friend” 

Akaashi

“and he was wearing?”

“just his boxers y/n”

“that’s it?”

“yeah and his reason behind it was to prove he won’t cheat on me and get another best friend” your boyfriend tells you the story on a special video he got of his best friend while sitting back down with you in the cafe.

You stare him dead in the face “it must���ve been an honor for you” you tell him holding back a laugh.

“dont be jealous”

“JEALOUS?!”

“yeah babe”

“Keiji why would i be jealou- ya know what i am jealous”

Akaashi looks up from his laptop at your face with concern. “Jealous that you didn’t get to see Bokuto in his boxers?”

“oh my god no”

You huff “So Bokuto can shake ass infront of his girlfriend, what about you?”

“he did it to prove he wasnt cheating baby, it’s a tiktok trend”

you stare at him

he stares back

staring contest

both very bored faces looking back at one another it’s a sight to see

“I’m not cheating so i’m not shaking ass”

“You are cheating because you aren’t shaking ass”

your boyfriend huffs and gets up, he reaches over the table to give you a kiss on the lips and does some type of Shakira belly dance.

earning many looks from nearby people trying to enjoy their cafe experience.

And then there’s you: spitting out your drink bcs what is this mf doing?

“That’s definitely not what I meant Keiji”

“i proved my innocence leave me to sit here and think about my life choices”

Tendo

Doesnt hesitate

chaos, he’s chaos what did you expect

in fact he’s been so down to do it, he’s been shaking his ass around his dorm for 30 minutes.

You’re sitting at his desk and he’s circling around you shaking around

“Tori you DO know that I get the point and know you’re not cheating, you can stop now”

“no”

“alright”

you continue your work as your boyfriend continues his work

then he starts singing

obviously something he is coming up with on the spot

“i’m gonna sing you a love song now”

“please don’t”

“too late bitch” and que the loud exaggerated singing from your boyfriend

“You fuck face stop” you laugh while throwing a pillow at him.

“i would like to dedicate this song to y/n who has a fat ass and a tight p-“

“Tendo that’s inappropriate” ushijima says walking into his and your boyfriends shared dorm.

“Yeah Tendo that’s inappropriate”

Tendo laughs and bends over to plant a kiss on your forehead and whispers “what’s inappropriate is what we were doing on Wakatoshi’s bed before i was told to dance in the first place”

“What”

you get up frantically “oh my look at the time it’s avoid my boyfriend o’clock” and dart out with Tendo right behind you laughing.

Ushijima

ushy gushy headasaa

You both were sitting at the park feeding ducks

not bread bcs that’s bad for ducks. don’t feed ducks bread feed them seeds thank you this has been a psa

You both sat quietly together and just enjoyed the moment as you both usually do. You’re on your phone until your parents send you a video of them doing on tiktok.

No words just vibes from your boyfriend next to you

duck vibez

“So” you start breaking the silence.

“So” your boyfriend repeats after you.

“There’s this thing I’m gonna need you to do”

“There’s a thing i’m gonna have to do” he repeats.

“My parents did it”

he repeats again “Your parents did it”

“shake ass if you’re not cheating”

“If i’m not playing volleyball i’m with you and if i’m not with you i’m playing volleyball where in that time frame can i cheat” he asks to you, still looking at the ducks.

“well-“

“any free time is done eating and studying obviously” he continues.

“well i-“

“i’m kinda hungry right now actually”

“TOSHI”

“y/n”

“ass. shake. now. please.”

you give him puppy eyes.

“i don’t see the point but alright” he gets up and faces you and in the movement scared some ducks.

“Now the ducks hate me”

“Toshi the dance”

“okay” he mumbles. clearly confused and not wanting to do this.

mans wants to vibe with ducks

he continued to shake his hips side to side and you couldn’t help but squeeze his thigh

“how did that make me a better boyfriend” he asks afterwards

“it doesn’t i just wanted to see if you wo-“

“that’s it waka-chan, out” he send a peace sign your way as you look at him dumbfounded.

he takes and few steps and turns. “come with me i don’t want to leave you here alone”

You smile and go to grab your boyfriends hand and walk back to his dorm.

Sakusa

here are your crumbs sakusa stans

“How about if I teach you a little”

“I’m not doing it y/n”

“See you saying that is like me stuffing you in a full elevator”

“how?” your boyfriend asks looking over at where you laid on his bed next to him.

“That would suck for you right”

“To put it simple sure” he says looking back at his phone.

“yeah so you not shaking ass to prove you’re not cheating will suck for me” you say with your body facing him and your head resting on your hand.

He looks you deadpan in the face. “You doing that will give me a heart attack, me not doing this will just make you a pouty baby for an hour”

“so you want me to be a annoying pouty baby for an hour?”

“yes actually, you’re kinda cute when you’re pouty”

“oommiiiii” you whine

“see, so cute” he says smiling at you.

“OOOMMMMIII” you raise your voice

“that ones not as cute”

“OOOOMM-“

“OKAYYY Y/N” he yells over you trying to get your attention.

you peck his lips “thank you oomi”

“shut up slut”

“i’m YOUR slut, okok now basically do this” you start twerking and moving your hips and ass to show him how it’s done until you hear a light “passsh” noise and a wet feeling on your butt

“you didn’t” you say facing away from your boyfriend standing up.

“it was terrible, i had to” your boyfriend says

“so you’re gonna spray lysol on my pants?” you turn around to see your boyfriend have his shirt over his nose.

“yeah- OKAY so imma do this and you don’t bother me ever to shake my ass ever again right?” he questions cupping your cheeks.

“Dont be cute after what you just did” you say rolling your eyes at him.

he’s still cupping your cheeks while he shakes his ass- it’s not even an ass shake no one knows what it is.

“Thank you Oomi” you say puckering your lips asking for a kiss and he gladly plants one on your lips.

“you owe me bitch” he whispers into your lips causing you both to laugh into your kiss.

[miiracleangel]

Shake ass pt 5

~Inarizaki version~

Aoba Johsai➪Fukurodani version

-miya twins are time skipped don’t ask me why i don’t know why either.

Osamu, Atsumu, Suna, Aran

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Osamu

You were sitting in your boyfriends restaurant while you both were having a lunch break.

You live 10 minutes away and since you were working from home you decided to go visit him since your lunch breaks aligned.

“Samu?”

“y/n”

“would you ever cheat on me”

He stops mid bite of his food “No” he says in a serious tone looking you in your eyes and grabs your hand from across the table.

“I would rather put my dick in the fryer than cheat on you, in fact i’ll do it right now to prove it to y-“

“No i need your dick BUT there is another way you can prove it to me” you say leaning across the table brushing your lips against Osamu’s.

“Does it involve my dick because we can go in-“

“oh my god no Samu, you just need to shake your ass and i’ll believe you” you say giggling

he just stares at you

“Lemme rev up those fryers” he says getting up from his seat.

“SAMU NO”

he sits next to you and whispers frantically “I’m not shaking my ass infront of my customers”

“I knew it. you were cheating”

“wha-“

“It’s with the Ongiri isnt it”

“no but if ongiri was a person i just might”

you stare at him and stand up in the booth you both were sitting in. “scoot over i’m leaving”

“okay okay” he says with his hands up in defeat.

He gets up and walks over to the table next to the registers.

“what are you doing?” you ask.

“Proving something” he mumbles then raises his voice for everyone in the restaurant.

“Hello everyone as you may know I am the owner and my lovely significant other here-“

“Samu stop” you whisper to him

“No y/n I love you and you wanted proof so here it is, raise the music”

one of his employees hire the restaurant music and alas

he does it

shakes ass

infront of EVERYONE in the restaurant

jumps down to an applaud of people and kisses your lips.

“You owe me munchkin”

Atsumu

i just wanna thank whoever made the gif bcs hes precious

‘twas a snowy night

i’m fucking playing LMAO

lemme stop fucking around PFT

“tsumu i need you to do me a huge favor” you ask your boyfriend through the phone.

“what is it baby i’m about to go out on the court” he says sitting in the locker room before a game.

“You can do this after but there’s a trend going around that men have to shake their ass ON VIDEO to prove theyre not cheating SO-“

“so you want me to send you a video...of me shaking my ass?” he continued your sentence

“yes my lovely setter yes”

“alright well i’m about to head out so when i get to the hotel i’ll do it for you babes, it that good?” he has staring at your close up face on his phone.

“That’s good baby, Good luck i love you”

he tells you he loves you and turns around and low and behold, bokuto is behind him.

“I think i have an idea to prove your not cheating tsumu-tsumu” bokuto says with yet ANOTHER brilliant idea bcs he’s a genius.

“lemme hear it”

You watched your boyfriends game and it was no surprise that they won and you couldn’t be more happy for your baby.

You continued watching since they announced that they were going to have an interview with the players and went to your kitchen to get more food.

you blur out the background noise of the tv until you heard a familiar voice.

“Yeah it was a great game, everyone put their all and i’m glad to have a good team with me” you rushed to the tv to be met with your beautiful boyfriend smiling at the camera.

“Oh there is also something i wanted to add he tells the reporter” the reporter hand Atsumu the mic and shit starts just..rolling mans going off.

“y/n my love if you’re watching this, this is for you”

“oh my fucking, he isnt” you told yourself

“TURN THE MUSIC UP BO”

“he fucking is”

and there atsumu was shaking ass on live television with no shame.

surprisly very good but then again bokuto gave him the idea and bokuto got the fattest ass so of course he taught his setter how to shake ass.

you sit there dumbfounded until your phone rings and it’s your boyfriends twin brother.

“you looking at this shit show” you hear Osamu laugh on the other line.

“unfortunately i am”

“The miya’s can’t claim him at the moment so he’s yours for the time being” Osamu says earning a laugh from you until your phone buzzes.

“speaking of a Miya, your brothers calling me hold on” you answer your boyfriends call and see his face on your screen

“DID YOU SEE IT BABY”

“oh yes i did”

“WAS IT GREAT?!”

“i’m speechless”

he laughed at your surprised face knowing you didn’t expect that at all.

“i embarrassed myself on live television for you and listened to bokuto’s advice so you owe me”

“you lost your dignity when you took bokutos advice”

“i did it for you because i love you” Atsumu says smiling at you.

“and now the whole world knows” you say sweetly kinda moved by his outrageous gesture.

“because i love you”

Suna

“oooooh got me fucked goofy”

you laughed at his little nickname he gives you before shaking your head

“Rin for five seconds please You don’t even have to do it infront of the camera just infront of me”

your boyfriend sizes you up and down before walking away to his room leaving you in the kitchen. You follow behind him and watch as he lays down on his bed.

“i’m not shaking my ass goofy”

“yes you are or else you are a cheater”

“i cheated on a test once”

“CHEATING ON ME RIN”

he gives you a confused look

“i barely have the energy to open my eyes in the morning hoe”

you laugh at his defense and give him the puppy eyes.

“okay so what’s in it for me if i shake my ass around”

“ummm” you think in silence before a thought hits you.

“i don’t know i will give you $50”

“don’t want your money babe”

“I’ll flash you a nipple”

“i’ve seen your nips a thousand times.”

you huff trying to think of something ANYTHING your boyfriend would want..until it hits you.

“I’ll give you the gwuack gwack 300-“

“deal”

“de-“

“yes” your boyfriend get up and puts on a random song and wiggles his hips back and forth.

“that was so fucking cringy” you laugh

Suna turns towards you with lustful eyes

“knees now. start sucking”

Aran

“You’re JOKING y/n”

“Does it LOOK like she’s joking” his younger sister says sitting next to you on the couch. Both of you are looking up at Aran as hes awkwardly standing in the middle of their living room.

“yeah does it LOOK like i’m joking” you copy her giggling.

“i’m sure hoping you’re joking”

“you hoping wrong shake it”

He points at his sister while looking at you

“i’m definitely not doing it infront of her”

she gives him a dirty look “If you don’t just bust them Megan knees out and do it”

He stares between you and his sister as you get up to approach him and whisper in his ear.

“please daddy” you whisper into his ears as he perks up.

“alright fine sit down, this is terrible”

you laugh as he begins busting down his moves like a real one.

he got them knees i just know it

you and his sister laugh as he covers his face and walks up to you putting his whole body weight on you.

“get off me YOURE HEAVY ARAN”

“alright fine” he says picking you up and carrying you to his room. “Now repeat what you whispered into my ear real quick”

[miiracleangel]

IM BACK FROM THE DEAD

i was playing animal crossing a lil too hardcore 😳

i have the rest of shake ass done...sorta. i’m having trouble with one person LMAO.

i’m doing a part 2 with midnight memories with the pretty setter squad and working on an ace version bcs

..bokuto

and i got requested a midnight memories with ouran

so all that SHALL BE DONE.

i love y’all thanks for liking my work it makes me feel so special how much y’all love midnight memories i got inspired by me and my best friend and how fucking stupid are conversations are at night

[miiracleangel]

why am i such a whore for the Aoba johsai third years? like what is it about you four motherfuckers that make me wanna BUST A MOVE

[miiracleangel]

Shake ass pt 4

~Aoba Johsai version~

Nekoma Version ➪ Inarizaki version

it’s 2:18 in the morning. i took my melatonin at 10 and i’m just not it rn. this one was lowkey my favorite to do after nekoma bcs these them boys and i love them bois

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Oikawa

we don’t do flattykawa jokes here all booties matter smol booties matter

“~tooruuuu~”

He knows that tone in your voice already.

“y/n my love” he turns to look at you as you walk up from behind him in the hallway during lunch. already knowing you want something from him.

“I need you to do something super important, but not right now, later.” you state to him surrounded by his fellow volleyball teammates.

“Anything for my princess” he says with a smile and plants a kiss on your head.

earned a throwing up sound from Iwaizumi

and me bcs why mfs so mushy gross

Later that day during practice you put your plan in motion, and shoot your setter boyfriend a text.

“Send me a video of you throwing that ass in a circle Tooru?” he repeats the text out loud.

totally oblivious that Makki and Mattsun are behind him holding in laughs.

it was all three of your idea

the holy trinity of chaos. Makki, Mattsun and you.

iwaizumi: i just sit back and observe

without a second thought Oikawa put his phone up and as soon as he presses play

the chaos begins

Mattsun and Makki start shaking ass along with him and encouraging him and yelling

scared the straight shit outta Oikawa

and there you see your boyfriend collapse to the ground in fear

somewhere meg the stallion starts playing nobody knows where

probably iwaizumi (we know your secret)

and the video ends with a very confused and scared Oikawa

“at least he tried” you thought to yourself sighing at the lunatics you can your friends.

for someone so serious about volleyball everywhere else he’s a mess

Iwaizumi

godzilla here we come

“there are many things on this Earth I will do for you”

“so do this for me Haji”

“that definitely isn’t one of them y/n”

“but you just sai-“

“i said MANY things not EVERYTHING”

“shaking ass isnt one of them is it hajime?”

“it’s not” he shakes his head. and turns it back to the T.V that is displaying the current Godzilla movie.

a fight scene between Godzilla and Ghidorah starts and you sign turning off the tv

“i will not hesitate to rock your shit” Hajime says jokingly and attempts to get the remote from you.

“i will not hesitate to tell Mattsun you sleep with a godzilla plushee.”

“you have a pink matching one”

“you have an Oikawa that will-“

“FINE i’ll shake my STUPID ASS for you”

“so you admit that you’re stupi-“

“don’t get rocked y/n”

“our whole relationship is depending on this moment iwa-chan~” you say his nickname to get even deeper under your boyfriends skin

“i just want ONE day off” he huffs as he stand up on the couch you both were sitting on.

“why are you standing on the couch?”

“so while i wiggle my ass for you i can do this”

he shakes his butt side to side and quickly right after runs away and that’s when it hit you.

the mf done farted

straight in your face

“HAJIME COME HERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN” you scream running after him.

Mattsun

ByE Hes Soo PrEtyY

“Just shake your ass infront of the camera a little and it’s just gonna prove that you’re not cheating on me” you say to your boyfriend as you set up your phone camera infront of your laptop in your room.

“coolest” he says to you as he turns to his best friend

“whatever that fucking means” he says as they laugh together

“Can i shake my ass too” Makki asks

“No strawberry fields headass” you say

very much attitude me thinks

“whatever wap headass” Makki snaps back

“wap?” mattsun and you say simultaneously and give him a sideways look.

“yeah weakass pussy heada-“

“that’s a fat objection your honor” your boyfriend interrupts.

“I wouldn’t know” makki scoffs

“I know a little too wel-“

“OKAY ISSEI the time is ready just shake your shit” you interrupt

the music starts playing as your boyfriends just simply

bounces with his hands on his knees for three seconds and stands straight.

“that’s it?”

“that’s it” you giggle at him.

“tank you bubbie” you coo at him, then go for a hug

he shushes you and pulls you into his chest “not infront of you know who”

you two share a kiss and you both turn to look at Makki

“strawberry shortcake headass?” you ask.

“i’m getting tired of your shit y/n”

“i’m getting tired of you trying to steal my boyfriend makki”

“you both should really take a nap then”

Makki

“that’s not very cash money of you babe”

“that’s not very hot girl shit of you either”

“i knew it” you exclaim folding your arms and forming a pout on your face.

“knew what” makki asks laughing and going in for a kiss but you leaned more on his bed to avoid his lips.

“You’re cheating on me”

“with who”

“Matsukawa”

“you got to be shitting me”

You sit up on your boyfriends bed. “All you have to do is shake your booty for me babe to prove it”

“maybe i am cheating on you with mattsun”

“you’re not funny Takahiro” you say sternly

“you don’t have to hit me with the government name” your boyfriend pouts back and sits up from his laying position and asks for a kiss.

“i will kiss you when you sha-“

“okay OKAY FINE” Makki exclaims, stands on the his bed practically T-Bags you in the face.

“Makki i said your butt not your balls,especially not in my face”

“they were in your face earlier” he says casually while turning to look at his phone.

“can they be in my face one more time?” you ask cutely going to straddle his thighs.

never have you seen a human throw their phone across the room and say yes so quick.

[miiracleangel]

Your headcanons are so good and funny and entertaining!!! Consider my notifications on I’m looking forward to more !!!!

MY HEART AAAAH THANK YOU SO MUCH

[miiracleangel]

midnight moments

with the hot middle blocker squad

Suna, Tsukishima, Mattsun, Kuroo and Tendo

how i feel some midnight talks with some of our favorite middle blocker boys would go.

⚠︎︎ light nsfw and mentions of nsfw but it’s mainly fluff and chaos with tendo

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Suna

Your lift your head up from your boyfriends chest to look at the time.

2:34am

“Fuck me” you whisper to yourself annoyed

“How can you think about fucking at a time like this” your boyfriend sleepily asks startling you. Moving his body from under you and flipping you both over with his body hovering over yours.

“ You scared me, i didn’t know you were up” you said while looking wide eyed at the ceiling while your boyfriend starts kissing at your neck and trailing down your chest before coming to a halt.

“Wait so you didn’t say that to me?”

“No Rin I was mostly talking to myself but please continue” you say quietly and amussed.

“Fuckkk thattt i’m going back to sleep” he says as a pout forms on your face watching him lay his head on your chest.

“Talk to me Rin”

“about?”

“anything”

“Alright well today Osamu “accidentally” rolled the ball cart into Astumu today and instead of apologizing Osamu punched Atsumu in the face”

“Wh-“

“Apparently Atsumu ate Osamus breakfast instead of making his own and that was his revenge”

“which one is Atsumu and which one is Osamu again”

“I don’t know”

“Rin what” he lets out a breathy laughs at your response. “Osamu has the grey hair, Atsumu has the yellow hair” he answers

“When did you finally realize you can tell them both appear?”

“two days ago”

“oh my god Rin”

“I’m playing it’s been awhile, it’s not exactly hard to tell them apart.” he mumbles. His fatigue soon taking over.

“I keep mixing up their names” you tell your boyfriend as he reaches for his phone and starts scrolling through it and brings it to your face.

“You took a video instead of stopping them?”

“yes”

“why”

“That requires me to actually do something about the situation instead of enjoy it”

“Alright Rin” you laugh as he lifts his body up to lay back next to you, laying on his stomach with a arm laid lazily across your chest. Soon sleep starts to creep upon you as well.

“Rin?”

“Sleep hoe damn”

“You’re next to be punched” he laughs at your quick remark and scoots closer to you so now you’re face to face and he plants a kiss on your lips.

“sleep” *kiss* “sleep” *kiss* “sleep-“

“I love you” you interrupt as you turn on your side to face him. Eyes closed, sleep finally taking over.

Your boyfriend smiles at your sleeping form and kisses your lips

“I love you too”

Tsukishima

“Oh my god go to sleep it’s 3am”

“cuddle me”

“why”

“Because i can’t sleep and i’m asking nicely”

Your boyfriend huffs and turns around in your bed to face you and pulls you to his chest.

“Thank you” you mumble snuggling closer to him.

“I’m gonna move”

“Don’t you dare Kei”

“Too late i’m moving” he says as he moves to lay on his back. “Now i can’t fall back asleep” he huffs.

“Wanna talk about something?” you ask moving your head to his chest as he put a hand on your back.

“Sure how about we talk about the fact my needy baby woke me up for absolutely no reason”

“ I’m gonna pretend you weren’t trying to make me sound annoying because you called me baby” you remark at him.

“You’re a pain” he remarks back

“And yet here you are next to me” you spit back.

He always loved these kinds of talks with you just back and forth with each other always wanting the last word.

He won’t admit it though you’ll use that shit against him.

“I’m here because you wanted to date me” he continues.

“You asked me out”

“You said yes”

“I should’ve said no”

“You really should’ve” he says making you both laugh at your antics.

“Believe it or not i actually like you and enjoy your presence” you say lifting your head up from his chest and resting your chin on him instead. Seeing him smile to himself while looking up at the ceiling.

“Believe it or not” he says looking down at your face, rubbing the back of his hand on your cheek.

“I’m actually in love with you”

“That’s gross Kei” you say laughing as you scoot up to lay your head in the crook of his neck and start drifting to sleep. “I’m pretty sure i’m more in love with you though”

“That’s embarrassing” he adds

“I know” were your last mumbled words before you fell asleep leaving your boyfriend to cuddle with your sleeping form. Sleep creeping upon him as well.

“I definitely love you more” he whispers into your forehead before planting a kiss on it.

Mattsun

“Issei...Issei” you repeat your boyfriends name while poking at his nose.

“Two more minutes mom” he says with a smile on his face, opening one eye to see your pouty face.

“Awww does my widdle babie have twouble sweeping” he jokingly says with a baby voice earning a eyeroll and a smile from you. He turns over so you both are facing each other.

“Did i wake you up”

“Yeah but i woke up to your dumb face so it’s okay”

“I hate you” he laughs at your reaction and starts kissing your nose between his words.

“i’m kidding i love your face” he says smiling at the end. “You wanna talk about something”

“Like what babe” you say, your big eyes staring at him through the dark room.

“let’s play 20 questions”

“Goodnight Issei”

“I’ll start, what’s your favorite color?”

You look at your boyfriend with dead eyes.

“Y/f/c, but you knew that right”

“of course i did baby” he says with a light giggle. “okay youre turn”

“What’s your favorite food”

“ those cheese filled burger steak things, but you knew that right?” he says making fun of your last remark.

you giggle “of course i did baby”

“Okay Issei next questi-“

“Are you a virgi-“

“you know the answer to that already Issei”

“shit you right” he laughs out at he goes to hover above you and starts kissing your lips.

he flips you both over so your straddling his hips, his hands roam over your ass. Fingers tracing along the hem of your underwear as you rub your clothed slit against his growing bulge

You break the kiss and sit up, stopping your movements

Mattsun let’s out a light groan “no baby keep goin-“

“My turn, if Makki was a girl would you fuck him?”

he looks at you surprised.

“depends”

“ON WHAT”

“If he has a fat ass then maybe but if he’s as flat as he is right now then no”

you look at your boyfriend dumbfounded

“unless i’m with you then obviously not unless...”

“unless what babe?” you ask moving your body to lay next to him with your head on his chest.

“threesom-“

“good night Issei” you move to your side of the bed and face away from him as he has a laughing fit.

“no baby come back next question”

you huff “Last question” you say as he sees sleep is starting to take over your mind.

He smiles at your sleepy face “How much do you love me” he asks tracing your facial features with his fingers.

“Like THIS much” you say extending your arms as far as they go.

“Well i love you THISSS much” he says extending his longer arms the same way you did then he pulls you to lay on his chest as you soon drift to sleep.

“i love you” you mumble

“cap”

“issei”

“i love you too baby”

Kuroo

You huff as you leave your room to go get a drink in the kitchen only to be met with the time on the stove

2:38am

after your drink you slowly make your way back to your room to be met with your shirtless boyfriend sitting up on your bed.

“can’t sleep” he asks as he pulls you to lay your head on his lap as you shake your head at his question. “Talk to me”

“That’s what i’m doing right now”

“well keep talking”

he rubs his hand through his hair “What do you want to talk about?”

“I don’t know Tetsu tell me a joke” you say sarcasticlly just to get your boyfriend to say anythjng.

“I’d tell you a chemistry joke”

“Tetsuro”

“But i know i wouldn’t get a reaction” he says belting out his cackling laugh as you turn your head to look at him.

“nerd” you said to yourself loud enough for him to hear.

“You tell me a joke then”

“What do you do to your chemistry nerd boyfriend who keeps saying bad chemistry jokes?”

“i don’t know y/n”

“you BARIUM alive”

Kuroo laughs even louder at your joke causing you to sit up and smile at his face.

“That was good babe” he says wiping tears from his eyes.

“ I learned from the best” you say planting a kiss on his cheek.

Kuroo lays back down opening his arms to invite you to lay on his shirtless chest. You’re slowly being lulled to sleep by his heartbeat and slow breathing.

“How often do you make chemistry jokes anyway?” you ask him wondering if he annoys his teammates with the same jokes until you were pushed out your thoughts by your boyfriends giggle.

“periodically” he lets out another laugh as you roll your eyes.

“not funny didnt laugh”

“you kids don’t understand good humor”

“Kuroo you’re a month older than me” you say as he gives you another laugh

“babe”

“Tetsu”

“ You make me hotter then sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate”

“you make me vomit” he laughs at your remark before kissing the top of your head.

You lift your head up to face him and he stares at you with an adoring face rubbing his thumb across your cheek. “don’t vomit on me” he says breaking your concentration, you roll your eyes and sit up on your elbows.

“Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element” you say to your boyfriend before you kiss his lips to fall back asleep.

He just stares at you dumbfounded and a blushed mess.

“y/n”

“yes”

“I love you”

“I love you too nerd”

Tendo

my widdle chaotic babie

You wake up to a soft sucking feeling on your nipple and stir away to look down and see what you HOPE was your boyfriend stuffed in your shirt

“Satori?”

“mhm” he hums before releasing your nipple with a pop and wiggling his way through the top of your shirt.

“babe you’re going to stretch the shirt neckline stop” you mumble sleepiness still in your voice.

“I can’t sleep and this is my shirt anyways” he says now fully emerged so both your head and squished against each other.

you let out a breathy giggle as he kisses your cheeks “talk to me i’m boredddd” he whines.

“I can tell you a story” you said removing your arms from your shirt to hug your boyfriend who refuses to leave the comfort of inside your shared shirt.

“Make it good or i’ll bite your nipple” he threatnes scooting back down, emerging back into the shirt slowly.

“bite me nipp-AH”

he continues the light sucking on your nipples and waits for your story

“Okay fucker so Once upon a time” you started. “There was a little gremlin who woke up his master from their slumber when he SHOULD be fast asleep in his quarters.”

Tendo removes himself from under your shirt “This story sucks and it feels like an attack on my life”

He gets up and starts jumping on the bed.

“ARE U SERIOUS TORI?!”

“I. NEED. TO. SLEEP” he says between jumps.

“This isn’t the way Gizmo” you say laughing as he jumps down on his butt and laughs at the nickname.

“Gizmo wasn’t that cute when he was all angry and stuff” he pouts and you’re quick to comfort him.

“He was cute before all that and he is cute still now” you say not referring to the fictional movie character and Tendo smiles and plants a kiss on your lips.

“Come here my cute little gremlin” you continue and he takes his place cuddled next to you and gets attacked by your kisses.

“Emphasis on the cute right”he says letting you grab his face and plant kisses all around his cheeks and nose.

“of course” you say in between kisses.

He lets you continue the attack of kisses. Loving the attention from you.

“Do you love me?” he interrupts

“Of course Satori” he hums at your response and hugs you into his chest.

“Okay so that means you will stay with me forever?” he whispers back making it sound more like a demand than a question cuddling closer to you to fell back asleep.

“That was a little random but sure”

“Just cuddle me bitch”

“I am you cunt”

[miiracleangel]

Carnival

You convince your boyfriend Kiyoomi Sakusa to take you to a carnival and you mfs end up losing one another

❤︎ I pretty much have the rest of the “Shake Ass” collection finished besides Inarizaki but i decided to take a booty break to give the starved Sakusa stans some food.

warnings: mentions of anxiety

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“It’s Saturday y/n” you boyfriend says laying down on your bed. One hand behind his head and the other scrolling through his phone. “It’s going to be too busy” he continues.

“Okay so what other time would you like to go?” you question. “We have school during the week and you have your practice after school and a game tomorrow AND on top of all that the Carnival leaves next Saturday”

“Then I guess it wasn’t meant to be my little germ”

“We talked about calling me that”

“We also talked about how I don’t like crowded places yet you’re trying to convince me to go to a carnival on the weekend”

“Oomi pleaseeeee~ if you get too uncomfortable we can leave I promise. A bitch just wants some funnel cake”

“Tell that same bitch that she owes me big time then and that she needs to get dressed”

“Are we still talking about me?”

“yes baby”

“ALRIGHT YAY” you exclaim running around to get your clothes together.

He already knows he’s going to regret this.

You guys arrive to the carnival hand in hand a few hours before sunset with matching masks because yall THAT bitches. (yes it’s Sakusa’s idea)

Sakusa buys your tickets to ride rides and you both make your way to the nearest rollercoaster.

The line was a little too cramped for Sakusa’s liking but he put up with it for the time being and held you close to him the entire time you guys were there. Not letting you leave his sight.

He held onto your hand to always keep you close by and to center him if he starts to feel uneasy.

After a few hours of riding rides the sun had finally set.

You figured it was probably best to leave soon due to the fact night time gets even busier especially on Saturday’s and you didn’t want to make your boyfriend more uncomfortable than he probably is now.

but a bitch had to pee

“Oomi I’ll be right back i’m gonna go use the bathroom”

“alright baby be quick and here” he passes you an extra handkerchief that he keeps for you.

gots hearts on that bih

“Thank you” you say with a smile and blow a kiss at him and he returns your smile back through his mask and waits infront of the bathroom area for you.

You leave the bathroom only to find out that, that boyfriend of yours.

Yeah mf is nowhere to be found

“i could’ve sworn he was right there” you think to yourself looking around most likely looking like a little child who lost their parents.

“Oomi?” you call out hoping hes close enough by to hear you. You try and reach for your phone pocket only to realize Kiyoomi has your phone.

So here you were. middle of a busy carnival with your boyfriend who is in fact, terrified of large crowds and is nowhere to be found.

“OOMI” you yell louder hoping to hear him call your name back but over the millions of other loud people, are unable to hear anything.

You start to hyperventilate and freak out at the thought of your poor boyfriend in a crowded place by himself probably in a corner freaking out alone somewhere.

You look over at the table you both were once sitting at. He’s not there.

“He wouldn’t leave me right? no. no he wouldn’t. yeah...RIGHT” you think frantically to yourself while walking around.

Tears threaten to fall from your eyes as 5 minutes go by and you fail to find your boyfriend anywhere as you walk around the carnival looking for him.

“Y/N!” you hear someone familiar scream your name but it’s not your boyfriend but instead his cousin.

“Komori, I was using the bathroom and i was gone for only a few minutes and i come back out here a-“ you starts frantically retracing your steps and explaining to him until he calmly shushes you as tears start to roll down your cheeks.

“I know where he’s at”

“you do?” you sniffly and wipe away stray tears from your eyes.

“Yeah I haven’t seen him yet, he told me to go looking for you first” you sigh in relief to at least know your one step closer to being back in your boyfriends arms.

You finally meet up with Sakusa and the sight almost breaks your heart.

Hes off in a quiet corner bouncing his leg up and down and his hands were slightly shaking, his eyebrows knitted together. From the eyes up, you could tell he was stressed.

“OOMI BABY” you yell out running to your boyfriend.

“Y/N” he sighs in relief and hugs you close to him.

“MOTOYA!”

You both turn to look at Komori and back at each other.

“It’s fine i only reunited you both AND introduced you both as well” he says walking off to the side to give you guys your mushy moment.

“Where did you go Oomi?” you ask with sparkling eyes from your tears.

“I saw this bear and i was trying to win the bear for you” he says pulling out a soft brown bear from behind you. You didn’t even notice it when you ran into his arms.

You grab the bear and hug it close

and WHAT HAD HAPPENED WASSSS

While he was getting the bear you were the one who walked off, looking for him and over all the noise of the carnival game, he couldn’t hear you call out his name so when he turns around and asks some people coming out if you were in there. They said no.

causing him to freak the fuck out as well

“I’m sorry i dragged you out here, I knew it made you uncomfortable to be in a pl-“

“y/n” Sakusa interrupts. “It’s fine, I had a great time with you today”

you smile at your boyfriends words.

“You know except the part where we couldn’t find one another that sucked” you add on.

“well now you’re never leaving my sight but can we please go home, i need a shower.”

“you mean WE need a shower Oomi”

he smiles down at you and plans a kiss on your forehead. Arms still wrapped around you.

“We need a shower.”

[miiracleangel]

Shake ass pt. 3

~Nekoma version~

Karasuno Version➪ Aoba Johsai version

❤︎ Ngl so far this one has been my favorite bcs these are my BOIS.

“If he doesn’t shake his ass for you he’s cheating”

Kenma, Kuroo, Yaku and Lev

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Kenma:

You were sitting on Kenma’s bed while he’s sitting in his gaming chair.

You’re both on your switches playing animal crossing together. He was gathering materials to help you make a fairy-core garden in your island like you said you’ve been wanting.

You take a break to go on tiktok until you were reminded of an idea.

“Ken Ken?”

“Yes Kitten” he asks not looking up from his game. typical.

“ You have two minutes to get up and shake your ass to prove you’re not cheating on me”

His movements halted

“i’m gonna need you to come again boss”

you giggle and repeat yourself

“that’s what i thought you said”

“so you’ll do it?”

“nope”

“why Ken” you ask with a pout.

“Because i’m sitting here playing a game where you live on a “deserted island” with a bunch of animals and they’re youre only friends and you owe your soul to a raccoon and a game YOU told me to get so i can help you make a garden and you want me to shake my bones to prove my undying love”

“yes, your point?” you ask hiding a laugh

you both glare at each other

he sighs and gets up “the effort and the stamina i need to just rise from this chair, you owe me kisses”

“i’ll give you thousands of kisses”

“goo-“

“if you also wear your cat ears while you do it”

“now this is where you got my fucked up”

“KEN”

“Y/N”

“okay give me like a little tushy wiggle” you beg him “with the ears”

“i hate it here” your boyfriend says as he puts on the ears and turns his body to give you a little wiggle.

“thank you Kenmaaa~” you say wrapping your arms around him.

“now..my rewards” he says tapping his lips and cheek and you happily plant kisses all around his face while he lays in bed and finishes your garden.

Kuroo

“The elements of the periodic table are organized by-“

“imma need you to shake your ass for me to prove your not cheating”

“I don’t have the facilities for that big man”

“Tetsuuu”

“The answer was Electronic structure btw”

“this ain’t about chemistry”

“this ain’t about my ass either”

“this is about OUR chemistry”

He leans back on the library chair. “Ah yes the two primary hormones of love are Oxytocin and Vaso-“

“TETSURO NOT THAT”

“So you don’t love me?”

“shhhhh” you get from nearby students trying to study and look through the books around both you and your boyfriend.

you give your boyfriend a pout “ofc i love you”

he squeezes your cheeks together and peck your lips.

“then YOU throw it back for me” he says between pecks

“you first” you say between squished cheeks

he sighs and stands from his seat and looks around.

turns so his ass is directly in your face and rubs his ass in your face.

“TETSU-“

“SHHHHH”

he laughs as he sits down and goes to the next question

“Which of the following class conducts electricity?”

“ummm it’s-“ you start

he inches his face close to yours face pink at how close he’s getting to you and he giggles

“btw um- when we get to my place i’m gonna need you to show your undying love for me as well” he says letting out a laugh at your shy expression before planting a kiss on your forehead.

Yaku

“Explain to me where this idea came from”

“My big brain”

“Try again”

“okay from tiktok, happy?”

“yes and no i’m not doing it”

“So you are cheating on me huh?”

“No baby” he says sighing into the top of your head from your cuddles position. rubbing your back.

“so dance shrimpy” so say giggling.

“OH MY GOD FINE, BUT YOUR ASS IS GRASS WHEN IM DONE FOR DROPPING THE S- WORD ON ME”

“Shrim-“

“don’t repeat it, i’ll break your ankles”

“okay sangwoo”

Yaku gets up from your cuddles position whimpering a little.

You slowly put your phone up to record to show the third years later

totally not Kuroo’s idea

absolutely not

never

You put on a song and this boy is lazily shaking ass for the whole song time period

“you could’ve stopped two minutes ago”

“i was really getting in thr grove”

you laugh at his words and he takes his place back on your bed.

“i’m still rocking your shit later but i’ll wait because you’re kinda cute”

“KINDA”

“delete the video and you’ll be SUPER CUTE”

“...fine”

Lev

“MY LEV”

“MY Y/N”

You and your boyfriend screamed while running up to each other. Meeting at your usual spot after school to go on a picnic date since practice got cancelled.

Lev leans down to plant a kiss on your forehead only to earn a pout and point at your lips.

He then lowers lower to plant a sweet kiss on your lips earning a smile from you as you both walk hand in hand to your destination

“Okay so just repeat after me” you say with your textbook in your lap. Despite your boyfriend being half Russian he has no knowledge of the language while you on the other hand are in a Russian language class.

“Okay” he says eagerly popping a grape into his mouth, laying besides you.

“Solnishko”

“Solnishko, what does that mean?”

“It means little sun”

“aah so hinata” he says nodding his head.

“....sure babe” you say giggling.

“okay so the next one is Kisa”

“kisa? what’s that”

“Cat or Kitten basically”

“so Kenma” he says nodding and putting another grape in his mouth.

“Are you going to keep associating people with the words i tell you?”

“yup”

“okay next one, strashno”

“what’s that one?” he asks. You giggle knowing his response already.

“scar-“

“Yaku-san” he interrupts. Earning another sweet laugh from you.

“Lev do you love me” you randomly ask

“yeah why are you gonna make me shake my ass like Kuroo’s girlfriend made him do?”

“i-yeah”

“say less”

Your boyfriend gets up and proceeded to shake ass all around you earning a laugh from you

He laughs along with you and goes back to his spot, this time laying his head on your lap

“Next word”

[miiracleangel]

Crack Insults

I saw these in an insult generator you’re welcome girls, gays and theys.

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Atsumu: How do you feel knowing i’m the better looking twin?

Osamu: “If i had a face like yours, i’d sue my parents”

Atsumu: ...

Osamu: ...

y/n: *crying* ...what

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Hinata: *breathes*

Kageyama: “I don’t know what makes you so stupid but it really works.”

Tsukishima: “It works wonders for you too”

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*Msby practicing*

*bo, tsumu and hinata running aroung*

y/n: “what are the three of them doing?”

Sakusa: “What they are doing are proving that man can live without a brain”

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(y/n is Aoba Johsai’s manager)

Oikawa: *trying to flirt with Kiyoko*

Kiyoko: “y/n who is that”

y/n: “ I can’t seem to remember his name”

Oikawa: “y/n you know me i’m Oik-“

y/n: “please don’t help me remember i’m fine forgetting”

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(y/n watching Tanaka and Nishinoya do Tanaka and Nishinoya shit)

y/n: “I’ve seen people like you but i had to pay admission”

Tanaka:

Nishinoya:

y/n: “It was a zoo incase you didn’t catch on”

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Atsumu: *breathes*

y/n: “Do you practice being this ugly”

Atsumu: “Y/N YOURE DATING MY BROTHER”

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y/n “Would anyone like to tell me what Bokuto is doing”

bokuto:

Akaashi: “He’s always lost in thought”

Kuroo: “It’s unfamiliar territory”

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Atsumu: “Maybe if you weren’t so mean men would like you”

y/n: “Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion?”

Atsumu: *looks at Osamu* “SEE”

Osamu: “Keep talking, maybe someday you’ll say something intelligent.”

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Tsukishima: *looking at Hinata* He’s so short, when it rains he’s always the last to know.

y/n, Nishinoya and Hinata: *looks up* “It’s raining?”

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Y/n: “He’s the kind of a man you’d use as a blueprint to build an idiot.”

bokuto: :(

Kuroo: :)

y/n: “..but he’s my idiot come here silly babie”

bokuto: :)

Kuroo: :(

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y/n: “At least there’s one thing good about your body – it’s not as ugly as your face.”

Atsumu: “y/n...i’ve said it a million times. YOU. ARE. DATING. MY. TWIN. BROTHER. “

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y/n:”I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.”

Suguru: ....

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Sakusa: “Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?”

y/n: “They left me at the store once and I guess that’s the same thing.”

Sakusa: ...

y/n: “maybe I didn’t get the hint”

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Kuroo: “Dont think, it might sprain your brain”

y/n: “I was thinking you’re a bitch”

Kuroo: ...

y/n: “i have a headache now”

[miiracleangel]

Shake ass pt. 2

~Karasuno 2nd and 3rd year edition~

~Karasuno 1st years ➪ Nekoma Edition~

Tanaka, Nishinoya, Daichi, Sugawara and Jesu- i mean Asahi

i need to restrain myself from calling nishinoya nishinolla and sugawara sugarilla bcs of tiktok

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Tanaka

oh this bitch wouldn’t even hesitate

“if i have to, then you have to as well” he says laid back against your couch, arm around your shoulder. smooth boi vibes

“why do I have to do it?” you question him, looking at him sideways.

“BECAUSE WHAT IF YOURE THE ONE CHEATING AND YOURE TRYING TO DISTRACT ME” he screams, jumping up and down on your couch.

“okok OKAY you animal i’ll do it” you say. This was meant to prank your boyfriend never did you think he would turn the tables on you and make you shake ass.

He gets up from the couch, he looks at you, confusion written on his face. “what bitch” you giggled at him earning a smile from him. “where’s my dance music you pain in the ass? You’re making me do this and i have to do this right”

“you wanted to do this ryu-“ “ that’s not the point where’s my music, gimmie some ppcocaine”

you nose scrunch “dawg shes trash” you tell him. “dawg you want some ass or not” he says back shrugging his shoulders up.

he’s right..so you sigh at his antics and put on a song and the moment he feels the beat..his megan knees activate.

he takes off his shirt throwing it to the side and genuinely shakes ass perfectly like hes born to do it. no movement just straight ass.

you drop your jaw “how ho-“ he shushes you with a kiss to your nose.

pulls you from your sitting position and brings your ass to his crouch, your back against his chest. Hands on your hips and bends you forward.

he bends down, lips to your ear. “shake some ass for me” he whispers.

Nishinoya

NISHINOLLAAA

You’re laying in your boyfriends bed scrolling through tiktok until you come across a video of a woman.

“if he doesn’t send you a video of him shaking his ass he’s cheating on you” and the video cuts off to her husband throwing it back to prove his innocence. which gave you a beautiful idea.

“YUUUUUU” you scream jumping off his bed to run across his house. “Y/NNNNNNNN” he screams from the kitchen running back to you until you meet in the hallway.

“oh hey what’s up” he says casually. you laugh at his antics.

“are you cheating on me?” you ask with a smol pout.

he looks at you with pure shock “wha- what never baby why would you ever think that? i wub you” you says pouting back at you, kissing your pouty lips.

“can you prove it” you ask, still “pouting”

“I’ll do anything baby cakes just tell me what i have to do” he says determined to make his baby smile again.

you erase your pout and hit him with the straightest face hes ever seen “throw it back for me then.”

“throw what back?” he asks confused

“....twerk for me small fry” “OHHH” he yells “don’t call me small fry i’m big where it matters”

“yes your heart” you kiss him. “i was actually gonna say my di-“ you interrupt him with a kiss “just shake your ass if you’re not cheating”

“NO PROBLEM” he says as he jumps, spread his legs apart, hands on his hips and starts hardcore twerking terribly.

he gets back up with a jump “was that good” he says panting with a smile on his face.

you smile back “yes my love” you share a kiss before he lands a hard smack on your ass.

“YOURE TURN”

Daichi

y’all see his ass in that gif? immaculate

“Ready to go Darling?” you hear your boyfriend ask behind you as your turn around and nod your head.

He takes your hand and you both walk hand in hand back to his place from school.

“Thanks for waiting until after practice you didn’t have to” he says kissing your hand.

“It’s fine i finished my homework in the library” you say leaning your head on him. Until an idea came into your head of a tiktok you saw while waiting for your sweet boyfriend.

“Daichi”

“y/n my love”

“You love me right?”

“Last time I checked yes, why?”

“If you love me and never cheated on me, you have to prove it” you say stopping to look at him in the face to show you mean business.

“Okay aaand how do I do that?” he says laughing stopping to stare back at you.

“You have to shake your ass fo-“

He turns around to rub and shake his ass on your side and turns to face you.

you stare at him with wide eyes as he laughs at your cute expression and plants a kiss on your forehead.

“You sent me the tiktok earlier but nice try my love” he says grabbing your hand and giving you a soft kiss to your lips.

You stand there in awe like

this mf doesn’t miss

not once

“When we get home maybe i’ll give you more of a show” he says pulling you along to his house.

Sugawara

widdle suga plum

“So let me make sure i’m hearing correctly”

“Okay”

“You want ME”

“Yes”

“To shake MY ASS”

“Yes”

“To prove to you i’m not cheating”

“correct “

Sugawara just stares at you, looks around for any hidden cameras in your kitchen, and then back at you. “You’re joking”

“No Koshi i’m not i’m genuinely concerned and I need this” you say bitting your lip to bite off a smile.

“but the cookies” he starts moving his hand to point at the cookies in the oven that you both were making.

“the cookies can wait this is important Koshi” you start to pout, “pwease” you give him his one weakness: the puppy eyes.

he groans. “After this you better eat my ass” you laugh at your boyfriends remark and play a random song off your phone waiting for him to bend it over and bounce that ass back when-

“KOSHI WHY ARE YOU GETTING ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER?!”

He screams back “YOU WANTED SOME ASS IM GONNA PUT ON A SHOW”

he starts very dramatic movements of his hips. You’re pretty sure Meg Thee Stallion would be appalled at the sight but you laugh until-

the Mf slips on some discarded cookie dough and falls off the counter.

“OH MY GOD KOSHI” you scream running to his side after turning off the music.

“i’m fine i’m fine” he says in a laugh.

you sigh at the relief. “I wish i had that on video” you whine into his shoulder.

He kisses the top of your head. “Me too” he laughs.

“so you gonna eat my ass now?”

Asahi

As soon as you brought it up his face was just like the one in the gif.

“Shake my ass?” he says nervously

“Yes baby to prove your undying love to me “

“Are you gonna give me a little show to show YOURE undying love to ME?” he asks.

“this isn’t about me Asahi it’s about you and your ass”

Hes at practice, currently in the club room alone and is staring at your cute face through the phone.

He nervously looks around “b- Baby idk maybe later when i’m alone or when we are together i ca-“

“So what i’m hearing IS you don’t love me and you’re cheating on me”

“WHA- no no baby no i- ugh fine” he sets up his camera on the locker in the club room and starts wiggling his ass at the phone until the rest of the team starts walking in”

“WHAT ARE Y-“ you hear Nishinoya until you see your boyfriends face and the call ends.

You’re dying in a fit of laughter at the fact your big scary boyfriend got caught and is in shambles until you hear a ding from your phone.

it’s Asahi

“They’re coming for me send help i’m dying”

then another ding comes from your phone.

It’s Sugawara

“Please tell me you screen recorded that”

Safe to say Asahi will never answer your facetime calls ever again.

[miiracleangel]

Shake ass pt. 1

karasuno 2nd and 3rd year edition

❤︎ hey guys this is my first writing work and it’s basically full crack and who is more crack that the boys of Karasuno. I’m also taking requests and making this a mini series so if there’s a boy you want just send his ass my way❤︎

i reposted this from my old account and i might have changed the gifs around don’t kill my okay love u bye

~Karasuno 1st year edition~

hinata, kageyama, yamaguchi and tsukishima

- “If he doesn’t send you a video of him shaking his ass he’s cheating on you”

(gifs not mine)

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Hinata

you were bored scrolling on tiktok until you came across the challenge

you knew never in a million years that Shoyo would cheat on you but the thought of the orange haired cutie shaking ass for you was too good to pass up. So you texted him

“she wants you to what?!” “SHAKE SOME ASS IF IM NOT CHEATING CANT U READ KAGEYAMA?!”

he SPRINTS to the corner of the court keeping his phone up with a water bottle. Getting straight up weird looks.

“Hinata what are yo-“ “hold on daichi i need to do something it’s urgent”

stares.... everyone just stares totally confused. It was shown directly to kageyama but he’s still confused.

doesnt even bother to put on music he has no time he needs to prove his innocence

you get a notification from your phone 10 minutes later from Hinata and yes, it’s a video.

You see his team mates circle behind him with the most confused faces ever made. Hinata steps back from the camera and just...let’s it loose.

hands on his knees

his ass, his legs, his back everything wiggling

has no idea how to shake ass but baby is trying

You DIE laughing seeing whats unfolding before your eyes: Your boyfriend. terribly shaking ass with his teammates behind him, ALL sorts of confused with Tanaka and Nishinoya screaming of laugher in the corner. a sight to see

you shoot your boyfriend a text.

“Thank you i believe you but it was just a tiktok challenge”

“ANYTIME BABE” he texts back

hes just happy that your happy and you know he will never cheat. hes so precious oml

Kageyama

looks you dead in the eyes...”you want me to what?”

“shake ass if you’re not cheating on me”

“how does that prove i’m not cheating on you?” he looks at you with a eyebrow up.

“cheating men are physically unable to shake ass that’s how we always know when a man is cheating”

he just stares at you and ya know what

he believed you.

he really actually believed you bcs he nodded and said “okay that makes sense”

he gets up from his bed that you’re both currently sitting on.

“wait” you says and he stops to turn and look at you.

body by Meg thee stallion starts playing from your phone

“continue” you say with a cute smile on your face.

he just stands there, juts out his butt and just wiggles side to side. completely off the beat. After a couple seconds he stops

“Happy?” he asks. slightly annoyed

you look him up and down. “Your arch sucks but this will do”

he sits back down on his bed next to you, sighing, happy to know he can shake ass and he’s not a cheater.

“btw what i said about cheating men can’t shake ass is a lie”

“i hate you” he says quickly after you finish before kissing your forehead. You pout at him, earning him to kiss your pouty lips.

he would do anything to prove he will always love you. even if he looks stupid.

Yamaguchi

another soft babie 🥺

He was walking back home with tsukishima when he got a video call from you.

“hey babe what’s -

“that’s not important right now” you interrupt him.

he stops completely in his tracks. Tsukishima looks at him on his phone confused.

“what’s wrong y/n”

“i’m gonna need you to shake some ass if you’re not cheating on me”

“what?”

Tsukishima covers a laugh with a cough. You texted him minutes before you called your boyfriend to let him know your plan.

“do as she says if you’re not” his best friend tells him with a straight face.

“ ok ok ok” Yamaguchi frantically looks around for a place he can set his phone and decides on a brick fence ledge.

y’all know how squidward shaked his ass to boys who cry?

yeah

just like that

you and tsukishima DIE upon sight of your boyfriend trying to prove his innocence on something he didn’t even think about doing

“please stop my eyes are hurting oh my god” tsukishima says covering his eyes, walking away laughing. “dude it’s a challenge stop oh my god”

your boyfriend freezes. “it’s a challenge?” he asks you

“ yes i know you would never cheat on me i just wanted some ass” you tell him laughing. “i loved it tho and i love youuuu” you coo to him

he smiles. hearing your laugh melted at least half of him embarrassment. “i love you too, i’ll be by your place in a bit” he says kissing you through the phone.

Tsukishima

“not gonna happen”

“so you’re cheating on me”

“no”

“so prove it”

“i’m not shaking my ass infront of you to prove that i’m not cheating on you. it has no correlation”

you sit your head up from his chest in your cuddled position.

you give him puppy eyes. “pweeasee Keiiiiii”

“i might as well cheat” he says with a breathy laugh

you lightly hit his chest. “so you hate me”

“never said that out loud”

“soooo shake some ass” you beg. He shoots you a bored look “you better not record this if i’m gonna make a fool out of myself”

“you have my word my love” he smiles and kisses your forehead before jokingly pushing you off him. “fine” he mumbles

he gets up and as soon as he turns around to face you, you play juicy by doja cat.

“definitely no-“

“YOU SAID U WOULD” you yell over him.

he sighs.

turns so his butt faces you and does a lil dancy dance.

much to his luck mid booty shake...Akiteru walks in.

“Hey Kei mom said din- what are you doing?”

“GET OUT”

you’re rolling on the bed dying of laughter. Never in your life did you think the stars would align so well

“Next time i’m cheating on you” he says walking out leaving you to laugh at what you witnessed.

❤︎hope you guys enjoyed my mediocre writing! ❤︎

[miiracleangel]

Hey girls, gays and they’s!

i’m a new fanfiction blog, i used to right a long long time ago and decided to pick back up on it and i hope you guys enjoy ❤︎

I also take requests as well~

When i start having more ideas i’ll inform you guys on future works and i’ll soon make a masterlist on all my other works when I reach a specific amount

all the fandoms i write for are in the tags..ngl my dumbass probably forgot some so if there’s any one that you would want me to write for i will drop everything and watch it bcs i literally have nothing else to do :p