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I was thinking about Aragorn’s stupidly long legs again and I think it should be canon that he regularly smacks his forehead into low door frames and stuff. Just somwhere in Minas Tirith there’s a loud thunk followed by a long string of Sindarin swearwords and Arwen is like “ah yes, here he comes, the King of Gondor and Arnor, the love of my life.”
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community notes are so brutal. tumblr needs to add that feature to escalate our pvp capabilities
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Were you ever baptized?
#nope#dad was kind of anti-religion so he would never go for that#however#i found out recently that my older brother WAS baptized#apparently that was only done to keep dad's parents happy lol#dad must have told them 'no fucking way' when i came around
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i had a 4 hour drive today so i put on the revenge of the sith audiobook and the part where palpatine tells anakin to kill dooku came on right around the time that i saw a cybertruck and for a brief and beautiful moment when he said "do it" i had the urge to ram my honda full on into that shitty ass car
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oh my god god god god god my dad just tried to complain about me wearing earrings with ghosts on them because they're "not very festive" so i said Well Actually ghosts are very appropriate for christmastime and he said tell you what if you can show me a single christmas themed thing that has ghosts in it i won't say another word about your fashion choices this entire holiday. i Promise. so i got him to lean in realllllll close as i opened up the browser app on my phone and slowly began to type "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" while the blood rapidly drained from his face.
#i watched the muppet christmas carol last night#and kept thinking#YOU IDIOT#one of the more popular christmas stories#and he couldn't remember that it has GHOSTS lol
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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
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*for our purposes, a youtube account only counts if you’ve used it to post videos.
reblog for reach/bigger sample size!!
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