#paul is ooc

[theerurishipper]

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First <- Part 19 <- Part 20 -> Part 21

Masterpost

[vequint]

Domestic PaulPat + Pat being a yapper

[totallypaulmccartney]

CLOSE YOUR EYES AND ILL KISS YOU TOMORROW ILL MISS YOOOU REMEMBER ILL ALWAYS BE TRUEEE AND THEN WHILE IM AWAY ILL WRITE HOME EVERYDAAAYY AND ILL SEND ALL MY LOVIN TO YOUUU ILL PRETEND THAT IM KISSING THOSE LIPS I AM MISSING AND I HOPE THAT MY DREAMS WILL COME TRUEEEE AND THEN WHILE IM AWAY ILL WRITE HOME EVERYDAAAY AND ILL SEND ALL MY LOVIN TO YOUUU ALL MY LOVINNN I WILL SEND TO YOUUU ALL MY LOVIN DARLIN ILL BE TRUEEE CLOSE YOUR EYES AND ILL KISS YOU TOMORROW ILL MISS YOU REMEMBER ILL ALWAYS BE TRUEEE AND THEN WHILE IM AWAY ILL WRITE HOME EVERYDAAAYY AND SEND ALL MY LOVIN TO YOUUU ALL MY LOVIN I WILL SEND TO YOUU ALL MY LOVIN DARLIN ILL BE TRUE ALL MY LOVIN AAALLL MY LOVINNNN OOUUUHH ALL MY LOVINNN I WILL SEEND TO YOUUUUU

[swingingthehatchetnow]

r/AITA

u/WigglyWigg • 3y

AITA for nuking Moscow?

This past Friday, I (M, ̶̨̡̢̧̨̘̫̫̻͙̣͕̺̟̽̃̀͋́̚̚͜ ̷̡̭̜̩͕̠̦̗̟̟̫̖͇͎̽̌̾̿̌̈́̓̄̏̌̇̚͜͜ ) was at home when the President of the United States (M, >35) deployed a nuclear bomby-wom with the intent to destroy me. I redirected the nuke for my own self preservation, and in the process, pushed it through a dimensional gateway into Moscow, obliterating it in the process. AITA?

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TheBastardsBack • 3y

NTA. Your house, your rules, man.

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SingAlongPokotho • 3y

NTA. It was self defense. Also didn’t the President enter your home without a warrant? That’s mega sus. Def NTA

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WileySnake • 3y

NTA. See folks, this is what America has come to. What the world has come to. Ain’t it a shame.

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QueenB_itch • 3y

NTA. Good.

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Blink1nceBlink2wice • 3y

NTA. u/SingAlongPokey literally sent a meteor to a small town. Can’t be worse than that lmao

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| SingAlongPokotho • 3y

| Didnt you literally try to tear a family apart

| at your personal amusement park?

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Jaegerbomb • 3y

Ha ha ha NTA

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Mouthface • 3y

NTA it was really funny.

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| Mouthface • 3y

| Tasty too tbh. Yum yum.

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MoreBadder • 3y

r/MURICA

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Idontlikemusicals • 3y

NTA. Fuck Moscow. Fuck ‘em straight to hell

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| Shitlips • 3y

| Hey, at least they aren’t Cl*vesdale.

| Assholes

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SpotlightOnMe • 3y

Wtf I literally predicted this exact scenario 20 years ago????

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X_Lee • 3y

u/notaPEIP are you seeing this?

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WitchlessWeb • 3y

YTA! That kills people!!

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[malevolent-fruit]

(witty caption)

[rabbitbites]

modern day things i think dune characters would love

paul- radiohead, video essays, taking too much benadryl

chani- bullying kids on roblox, twitter arguments, weed

feyd rautha- deftones, snuff films, fentanyl, cyber bullying

irulan- tik tok girly phrases (serving cunt, i’m just a girl, etc), matcha lattes, bed rotting, pheobe brigers, kindle unlimited

baron harkonenne- messaging minors on kik, posting dog whistles on facebook

alia- drunk walk home by mitski, mia goth as pearl, tik tok poetry slideshows

[miggythemiggles]

Should I voice over this

[arrakisser]

PAUL ATREIDES (HIGH FASHION EDITION)

Elie Saab Fall 2022 Haute Couture Balmain Fall/Winter 2016 Paris Ann Demeulemeester Spring 2019 DUNE: PART ONE, TWO (2021, 2024) dir. Denis Villeneuve

[infected-paul]

[ TJ has seemed to find herself in a new timeline. She is confused, but decides to explore. Hatchetfield is barren, yet has power and everything seems to be running, even Beanies. TJ hears distant singing and music. She is confused and concerned. Then, she sees a group of infected, one of the being Paul. They all turn to look at her, a normal, non-singing person. ]

[ won’t let me be anonymous so I’m using my main account. The RP account is @achildwithnoname

[Paul feels the music stop before he hears it, the percussive beating of his heart halting for a moment. He turns around, eyes glowing blue in the darkness as he stares at the newcomer.

His eyes light up, the corners of his mouth pulling into a grin that is far too wide to be comfortable. His voice still carries the hint of a tune as he greets TJ]

Hello!! I don't think I've seen you around town before! Welcome to Hatchetfield!!

@achildwithnoname

[weirdosyringe]

pyropaulingdude lasso tool art based off of that one anything goes record cover

(og + other version under the cut)

[ratatatastic]

"I gotta have you talk about Barkov a little bit... 'cuz, you know, he's your Captain but like... What should we know that we don't know about this guy? He's so quiet, he keeps a low profile—I'm sure that's by design—but he's the quietest, incredible superstar that...When Chris Pronger was working there (VP of Hockey OPs/Senior Advisor from 2017-2020), I remember he used to say to me, 'Hey, this guy is a Top 5 player in the game.' Even when nobody was even putting him in the Top 10 at that time, you know? But what makes him so great? What do you know about him now that you thought you knew before you got there?" "You know, well, everything—because I'm with you! I knew he was in the league, I knew he was a great player but playing on the other side—I'd see him play twice a year and I wouldn't watch that much and I had no appreciation for how good he was. But the answer—I'm gonna give you an answer about Barkov and it's not gonna be good enough... 'cuz I can't answer that question about him yet, I still haven't gotten to figure it out. I don't know to do it justice but he's this extreme perfect blend of absolutely no ego and an incredible drive to be better at the same time. So usually the guys that are really driven have a bit of an ego. Ego's not bad always, right? Maybe I'm using the wrong word to describe it but he will put his teammates and his—everything—first, and it won't bother him one bit! That's exactly the way he wants it! He doesn't want to be the first guy out, he doesn't want to—it's not that he doesn't want to do interviews because of the media! Talk to this guy! You walk in our room—you don't know hockey and you don't know names—you can't tell if he's the 1st forward or the 13th forward by the way he treats people. That's absolutely the truth! And the reason he's not appreciated as much as a player is: I have never, ever once seen him even remotely cheat to the offensive side of the game to score a point. He just won't do it. That doesn't mean he's sitting back defensively! He doesn't give a rat's ass about his point totals, he just wants to win. So he's never gonna put the numbers up that he could. If Barky decided he was gonna generate points—if somebody'd convince him, 'Hey, Barky! If you just cheat the game and score—we'd got a better chance of winning!' I don't know, [he'd put up] 120, 130 points? Like he is brilliant but he will never, ever put the game—you know, what? He wouldn't put himself in front of the game. The game demands certain things and you can't get past that no matter how good you are. There are certain things you got to do in this game and usually those are hard things... he'd never once put himself in front of the game." "You can't score 120 or 130 without cheating a little bit, right? It's just a real—" "Yeah, except those guys don't call it cheating! They call it anticipating. Bad players cheat, good players anticipate." "They see things before they happen, Paul! That's what happens!" "Exactly, exactly!"

The Cam & Strick Podcast | 9.24.24 (x)

[little-tf2-time]

Hello hello!

Welcome in!

Welcome to my very own TF2 AGERE RP BLOG!!

This blog will be centered around my own headcanons for the characters, including agere/petre/agedre related headcanons, gender/sexuality headcanons and personality headcanons!

Of course i will try to keep their personalities as close to canon as i can when running this sort of blog, but theres going to definitely be a lot out of character most likely!

More about the blog (dni, how this works, who all is able to answer questions, etc!) Under the cut!

Anon names though first : ✂️ anon/anon✂️, blossom🌸

Who all can you send asks for?

You can send asks for;

The mercs (spy, scout, engineer, pyro, heavy, medic, soldier, demo, sniper)!

Miss pauling!

Saxton hale!

Only red team right now, but im working on some ideas for blue team which could be added later!!

How does this work?

Its rather simple, just send in an in character ask and youll get an in character reply!

If you send a not in character ask, or an ask towards me or about the lore, ill answer accordingly!

You can send the requests to specific characters, just specify who!

Sadly right now there wont be any art to go along with it but theres a chance ill start adding some if i can later on :)

I will be starting a headcanons/fics/oneshot blog too, so you can also send questions there when its up, but i dont mind answering them now!

Is there a story or plot to this?

Sorta yes! The main idea is the usual, the merce live in the same house/base and hang out out of work! Only differences is that miss pauling lives there too, and saxton lives close enough to come by a lot!

This is set in the red base specifically, where its much warmer and sunnier!

In this, red team is the originals and blue team are slightly tweaked clones! Its confusing and wont be brought up much though. The blue team acts different and have different likes/dislikes, and they live in a very cold area.

What you should know about the cloning thing is that the spys are both fathers of their respective scouts, red spy and red scout and blue spy and blue scout! Scouts ma does sorta know about the clones, she just chooses not to think abt it too much /hj

Who regresses in this? Why? To what? (+ pronouns)

(Thisll be long hang in there)

Scout (he/they) - age regressor and babysitter! He regresses usually around 4 to 8 usually, but some days he can get down to 2. His main cg is engineer but he also likes to be cared for by spy

Sniper (he/him) - flip! He regresses to around 5 or 6 usually, only gets littler under high stress. He mainly likes being cared for by heavy, but doesnt mind to be babysat by saxton or engie

Pyro (they/it) - age regressor and temporary babysitter sometimes! Has the biggest age range, 1 to 15, but usually stays in the 5 to 8 range, but sometimes dips all the way to 1 or 2. Their primary cg is engineer, and they are almost always a bit little honestly, they also love being babysat by heavy and medic!

Engineer (they/he) - flip with caregiver lean! He doesnt regress often and he even less will he let himself be cared for without a fuss, but when he does he goes veeery young, 0 to 3 at best! Hes a very warm father cg though and the main one for pyro and scout

Spy (she/he/they, fluctuating preference) - flip, but also caregiver lean! When he does regress she regresses to 0 - 2! Otherwise their the primary caregiger for miss pauling, secondary for scout, and usually the most prepared one

Heavy (he/they) - sorta flip? He regresses so rarely that its only been around medic, not many of the of the others even KNOW he regresses actually. He regresses around 0 to 1, and its usually an extreme stress regression. Though when hes caring hes one of the best! Usually just a babysitter to most, but the main cg to sniper

Medic (it/he/they, no preference) - flip again! Hes both an age and pet regressor. He regressed pretty young, 2-5, and pet regresses into a dove/domestic pigeon! When he cares hes decent at it, a little scary sometimes but hes improving! He usually is the doctor for many stuffed animals and their littles (colorful stickers gallore with him)

Soldier (it/they/he) - age regressor and pet regressor! Age regression to around 6 to 10 usually, and pet regresses to a raccoon and puppy! Main cg is saxton, but often settles with engie happily

Demo (he/they/xe) - age regressor and sometimes babysitter! Regresses a lot due to being drunk, or being hungover. Usually regresses to about 2 to 7

Miss Pauling (she/they) - sorta flip! She regresses more then she acts as a cg but shes absolutely fine with babysitting! She regresses very young, only around 0 to 6, and a lot of the time she'll slip when stressed or overly tired (she has to be dragged away from her work a lot too)

Saxton (he/she) - caregiver and babysitter! Main caregiver for soldier (being the only one who can keep up with him) but has babysat all the frequent regressors! Hes the least prepared but the kids have fun! Usually is called "uncle" by most

Dni!

Basic dni criteria (terfs/homophobs/racists etc)

Anti agere/petre

NSFW accounts of any kind

Ddlg and any varient

Pedos/zoos whatever just those kinda people and anyone who supports them!!

Gross people

I will delete asks or comments, or ignore messages if they are blatently harmful and are intended to hurt

[acutemushroom]

Funny little scenario I thought about :

This happened when Laddie was still relatively new-ish~~ to the group. Like, he's comfortable amongst them all, but no routine is set yet kind of new-ish.

And you know how kids will wake up at ungodly hours in the morning and make it their personal mission to pull everyone else out of sleep ? That's what happened during the beginning of his first winter with the group (since nights are now longer and no one's biological clock are used again)

Laddie literally screamed everyone awake ;-;. Now, if Star's heart was still beating, it definitely no longer can, and at least one of the guys were so startled they fell down (Marko or Paul or both)

Definitely got a firm scolding and told to never do that again, but looking back this is now a found memory for everyone.

[totallypaulmccartney]

your honor if my client is lying why aren’t his pants on fire

[rocker-socks]

People forgetting about Azrael in the batfam is such a shame. Like guys you have a catholic winter soldier who canonically chants the way saints died to keep his murderous side under check, gay people we shld be loving this wya

[nshtn]

[[ based on https://twitter.com/sloppydweet/status/1672004938287677442?s=46&t=Q-erwXZVRkLHN9Qyss2l2A ! ]]