#pass the coffee

[inlovewithjemily]

Trying sooooooo hard not to fall asleep again 😴😴

Who wants to bring me coffee and let me nap on their titties??

[deathandthesoul]

So tired I'm deleting posted posts thinking they're duplicates in drafts

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, doing that trend where you ask your spouse to make you a cup of coffee: Stevie, will you make me some coffee.

Steve: Way ahead of you. I doordashed it like five minutes ago.

Eddie: You doordashed me coffee?

Steve: Well, no. You don’t like coffee. I got you a hot chocolate.

Eddie: …

Steve: You can have my coffee if you want?

Eddie: I don’t want your coffee. It’s gross.

Steve: Because you don’t like coffee. Why are we having this conversation?

[fakesorbet]

The Bad Kids + Summer drinks

[sunflowersinheaven]

new festive 🌶️ post on my patreon!

[ohithankyou]

the thing about tommy breaking up with buck is that, even though he left buck’s life, he’s still present in buck’s life. as in:

tommy left but his preferred brand of coffee is still likely sitting on the counter, right next to buck’s.

tommy left but the slight dip in buck’s couch cushion where tommy used to sit is still likely there.

tommy left but his stray ash brown and gray hairs still likely dust random corners of buck’s loft.

tommy left but his smell is still likely embedded into buck’s pillowcases and bedsheets—despite going through the wash.

tommy left but his laugh still likely echoes through buck’s walls.

and tommy left but buck has only thought about him harder.

[claypigeonpottery]

I might actually keep this one

[jesncin]

Checking in on mundane (Don't Call Me) Superboy adventures! Featuring a lil' twisty on the 2-person love triangle.

If I was tasked to find some way to nod to earlier superhero-child-celebrity-era Superboy, I'd modernize it like this. Bouncing off of Livewire as a villain to talk about how young people cope with internet virality and visibility. Roxy's dad Rex is like those influencer parents who put their kids in the spotlight without considering how it affects them. The way he manufactures fake conflict for Superboy to take on is reminiscent of modern internet personality stunts.

Also only people who date Conner get to call him Connie.

[ilikedetectives]

Random Neve x Bellara headcanons

The reason Neve hasn't had scurvy despite not having veggies for gods know how long is because Bel starts making sneaky veggies recipes. Neve can tell it's veggies (~50-60% accuracy) but eats it anyway (who can resist those big puppy eyes?). Probably threatens anyone on the team who dares telling Bel about the fact that she knows the bread dip has veggies in it.

Bel accidentally invents new poisoning methods while trying to find ways to sneak more veggies into Neve's meals. She doesn't realize she is now on both house Dellamorte and house de Riva' persons of interest list (Neve notices, but can't decipher why, yet).

Bel learns to triple the ingredients whenever they cook together, because while Bel is busy putting an extra kachapuri in an insulated container for Neve's desk, a certain cook assistant takes "a few" bites when the cheese bread is fresh out of the oven.

Bel documents the cases they solve together in a dedicated journal, probably writes it in the style of the serials she likes to read.

Neve starts inviting Bel on Shadow Dragon missions, in which Bel often hides behind Neve because of social anxiety (Dock Town is too crowded).

Bel invites Neve on her field experiments, to which Neve immediately joins because this hyper elf girl might bring the Lighthouse down (there have been close calls).

Neve begins to be more aware of how crazy her sleep schedule is, because Bel gets tired more easily, but still insists on helping. "Alright Bel we need to take a break", which will be met with Bel's high pitch groan about how close they are to solving the case (they are not). Now ironically Neve is the one keeping track of rest schedule and enforcing it.

Neve accidentally finds how hyper Bel gets with coffee after leaving her cup unattended (Bel is so focused on her research she doesn't see what cup she grabs and eventually crashes on Neve's desk.)

The first time Neve hears Bel swears, followed with an angry growl, gritted teeth, and murder stare is when the detective trips mid battle and almost loses her staff (don't worry Bel retrieves it).

The wisps "misplace" Bel's smut with Neve's spicy doodles and both awkwardly pretend they didn't see a thing.

[hashileio]

you join the cafe & meet the crew (minus one)

[heytherelysia]

a couple of (the silliest) things the trailblazer has done:

- scared the soul out of room service

- over analyze street lamps and dumpsters/trashcans

- ripped off every wanted posters they can find in belobog

- cried when they couldn't resist opening a treasure that wasn't theirs, someone witnessed this and they were kind enough to give their stuff to the trailblazer.

- drank someone else's coffee that was REALLY STRONG yet addicting. passed out and was "rescued" by two researches afterwards.

- "bro, you're so romantic."

- attempted to steal coins in a water fountain.

- also tried to count all the coins in said water fountain.

[amevdw]

[sprunkimortality]

Mr. Sun: "Ahh, good morning, Sprunki World! Good morning, Smalltowne! Good mo-"

Tunner: [Loud, obnoxious snoring noises.]

[al-luviec]

something simple to try to get out of art block (it didn't work)

[electric-plants]

cyno: can we be partners? romantically?

alhaitham: yes.

cyno: perfect because i’ve been writing down all the pickup lines i’ve thought of since we met and i was wondering if you would like to hear them now all at once or if you’d prefer i slowly pepper them into our outings over the next few weeks so you can savor them more?

[maguskaito]

Happy Anniversary and april fools!!!

Thought i'd post this here too for encounter day❤️