#parker says things

[tricksterlatte]

New story idea: We begin with the son of famous athlete Tom Brady, years after the NFL player himself went missing. Our protag, let’s call him Tom Brady Jr., is now a beloved sportsball player in his own right, but always lives in his father’s shadow. As a result, Tom Jr. resents him. One day, his home stadium and city are attacked by a space whale mid-match, and as a result he is isekai’d to another world.

There he finds out technology is mostly forbidden, and cultic religion reigns supreme, but football is still real! Everything is okay because ball is life. He meets new friends and overhears that a local girl, the daughter of Jesus the 84th, is about to embark on a race to become Jesus the 85th. So he tags along. They grow closer and closer with every passing day, forming a bond because they both understand growing up in your father’s shadow.

Then our football loving son finds out Tom Brady is this world’s evil space whale, who keeps destroying every city in his wake, though Tom Jr. has no clue why. After this, the Pope is assassinated and replaced by an incel Pope, who wants to marry Jesus the 85th so they can perish together. So they all kill the incel Pope, and later they kill him two more times just to be sure! Tom Jr. finds out Jesus the 85th will be dying for everyone’s sins and he doesn’t like that, but later finds out this will accomplish nothing in the long run. Their dads and friends prepared them for this! They kill the concept of sin, and also god, and a bunch of other gods, and now Jesus the 85th is just some girl again.

Unfortunately, Tom Brady Jr. was a Bible fanfic character all along, written into existence after the apocalypse wiped out computers and everything except football. As a result, he fades from existence, because god kinda kept him alive. He fades away, along with his samurai godfather, after jumping off the top of an airplane, and Jesus the 85th is left behind with her goth best friend, another football player who helped kill the pope with his favorite football, a furry, and her cousin.

Anyways I love Final Fantasy X.

[aardvaark]

i like how leverage throws in random details that are never elaborated on. hardison gets himself a front row seat at the oscars each year, but we only see that in a single throwaway flashback. parker broke a guy's fingers for touching her and it wasn't even a plot point, it was just one in a series of memories of stabbings and so forth. eliot continually knows extremely specific information which implies some extremely specific scenarios he's been in. the more we find out about sophie's backstory, the more questions it raises about what the hell is wrong with her. and the more we find out about nate's backstory, the more questions it raises about what the hell is wrong with him.

[philophobic-honeybee]

spiderman isn’t just the stepdad… he’s the dad who stepped up!!!! (or, well… he’s trying at least)

pete and ellie belly for the soul (mine specifically)

[kit-screams-into-the-future]

bro chill. that's your girlfriend

transcript:

JENNIFER: Well, what d'ya think? Do I make a good cowboy? MARTY: o////o MARTY: Yeah! Good! Great! Good. Good cowboy. Great. Good. JENNIFER: Ah. JENNIFER: Aw, you really think so? MARTY: Aaugh. JENNIFER: Y'know, Marty, you make a pretty good cowboy yourself- MARTY: I do? JENNIFER: Yeah, you do. DOC: [LIVE DOC REACTION] DOC: *AHEM*. When you're done with that... about the Delorean... JENNIFER: (forgot he was there) OH MY GOD.

[iwasbored777]

Whenever I feel bad I remember that Peter B was depressed af but he found joy in shipping Gwen and Miles and that he was the first person in the whole multiverse that shipped them

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

In a world where the Leverage OT3 were canon, we could have Eliot Spencer expertly cracking a safe and saying, "What? I dated a thief" and hacking into a high-security system and going, "What? I dated a hacker."

[hedonistbyheart]

Mutations make you super hungry

[winterspiderpurrs]

Okay but Peter as newbie Spider-man spots a "homeless" person on Christmas night. He still had his backpack on.

He brings them food and then feels bad about them not having a gift, so he digs deep an pulls out an old well loved rabbit.

"His name is Toby. Take care of him for me! Merry Christmas! or Hanukkah or ya know maybe even Kwanzaa! Happy Holiday I mean... but.. yeah. Be safe out there"

queue years later post NWH.

Peter is at Bucky's apartment for whatever reason. On the shelf he sees a bunny sitting there.

"Hey I used to have one of these! It the last gift my parents got me. I used to get sick all the time and I had scarlet fever so they got me the rabbit and the book The Velveteen Rabbit."

"Yeah?"

"Oh yeah I loved this thing, took it with me everywhere. Called him Toby. I ended up giving it away to someone who needed a friend at the time but I always wondered what happened to them"

[vulpinesaint]

back on the topic of eddie brock never being the first choice. crazy to me to think about the origin of the venom symbol which is that the symbiote Was With Spiderman First. the venom symbol is a slightly creepier version of the spiderman symbol with an extra bend in the legs cause it's the symbiote's best approximation of what it thought spiderman wanted. and when spiderman rejects the symbiote and venom shows up it's still the same suit just on a different person. the symbiote learned emotions from peter parker and it is angry and hurt at not being wanted but it stays in the form it thought he wanted... peter parker disarms eddie brock once by telling the symbiote that he wants it back and attacking once the symbiote starts to leave... eddie has such a hard time throughout the comics with the fact that the symbiote Will Leave Him if prompted by the right person. and be so honest. what would you do if you were eddie brock and no matter where you went or what you did there was a symbol that you were somebody else's second choice emblazoned across your chest

[tasteofchaos2005]

went & saw the new spiderverse movie the other night & have been thinking abt Gerard’s interview abt creating peni parker since then. little lady…….

[tricksterlatte]

I love Persona 5 because it’s one of my favorite types of media, which is, “We tried so hard to make this ooze coolness that it still wound up cool, but also accidentally campy.”

Your demonic true self wears knife heels and a corset and transforms into a snatched waist satanic entity with a gun. Your band of merry men dress like they’re repping leather pride at the gay pride parade. Black Mask’s bodysuit is literally the leather pride flag. Yusuke Kitagawa is there.

[traincat]

every time someone posts about peter parker's girl problems without any hint of irony and acting like he's never held so much as held a woman's hand without breaking into hives I'm like so we're just lying about things we haven't read now aren't we. don't make me post him and MJ getting freaky on the floor.

[erinwantstowrite]

i started another outline/prompt thing for fic 2 of the LoF series and genuinely the more i'm reminded of these rando ocs i made to further the plot, the more i want them dead 💖 there are a couple characters actually that get their well deserved justice but i might add more just because these characters pissed me off so bad

[agentoffangirling]

If your immediate reaction to seeing a poc playing a character that was originally white is "well let's raceswap this Black character to white", you might wanna look into that...

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD

for Esquire Magazine (backstage)

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[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Leverage 3x9 - "The Three-Card Monte Job"