#out of the mouth of babes

[duplicitywrites]

out of the mouth of babes

Chapter 4: diary & cup

Ship: Harry Potter/Harry Potter

Tags: AU - Time Travel, Selfcest, Extremely Underage, Explicit Sexual Content, Horcrux Hunting, Master of Death Harry Potter, Harry Potter raises himself, POV Second Person

Summary:

Harry nuzzles his nose into your neck. You wonder if he finds your scent as comforting as you find his. Something achingly familiar yet still different. “I love you,” Harry mumbles. You press your lips to his temple, listening to his contented sigh in response. How quick and easy it is for him to tell you. How much trust he places in your hands. You love him, all too aware of what that love may cost.

[dosesofcommonsense]

My 13-yo while watching the RNC Day 3.

(The speaker) He’s 98 and speaks better than Biden.

[marvelstars]

I am sucedenly fixated on child Anakin meeting Rex and the rest of the 501, they get along great because that´s their tiny general there and he´s so cute but then Ani starts talking casually about pod-racing and protecting himself from Sebulba by telling him how he can´t pay for him so he can´t kill him or joking with Watto about how he can´t make him explode because then, who´s going to take care of his junkshop? and Rex and his brothers decide, you know what, that kid is ours now, he´s their newly adopted little brother.

Then they tell him about how they were created to fight for the republic and little Ani gets sad and says, "I am so sorry but well at least you dont have bombs that´s something" and Rex doesn´t know what to answer.

[amagnificentobsession]

When your ego lets you think you are helping to plan the Wedding of Eternity (Bildaddy and Mrazfellco)

But your twin granddaughters blow you out of the water with the planning of theirs. ♥️

And you get an invitation to this wedding ♥️

I’m blessed ♥️

[gramarobin]

[wanderingxrivers]

My teenager just referred to FFVII as being made in the 1900s and I am deceased.

[ellobucket]

Neighbours three year old son, whinging, whining and screeching... Neighbours six year old daughter "of for gods sake, do shut up" Neighbours girlfriend "don't talk to your brother like that" Daughter "well, I'm sorry but he's giving me a headache, getting on my nerves and raising my stress levels" 😂🤣

[shamballalin]

Out of the Mouth of a Babe ...

Precious pearls of wisdom from a toddler. Namaste

[dwuerch-blog]

A Thousand Generations

I heard this story and just had to share it with my friends. A busy father was looking for a way to entertain his young daughter. He found a map of the world in a magazine and cut it into pieces. He gave the pieces to his child and suggested she try to piece the map back together. After a very short time, she said she had finished. He was very surprised by how quickly she had done it. He asked…

[faunandfloraas]

Ack, what is this?

[marlenacantswim]

guy very into musical theatre who mistakingly thinks they're connecting with me over a shared interest: yeah, weber is foundational and all, but i've always felt more of a connection with what starkid's got going on, y'know?

me, who's only ever listened to tracks from the musical episode of Psych: uhhhhhhhhh... hello my name is shawn spencer? this is my partner, lil' wayne? the evidence is underwhelming? but my intuition is insane?

[skunkes]

talon hates pet names but he does secretly want one, honestly, to feel more like a part of the group. (i wanted to make a comic about this but it just read like more of the overdone writing i dislike). The issue is. Well he doesnt take well to compliments or praise in general, due to past negative experiences. Likes being called handsome in any context so it has to be used sparingly because it makes him puff up so cutely.

All of al's usual go to's are too cutesy for him which also bothers Talon greatly, so we have to think outside the box. Honestly being called a little tick would be the best one, fun and fitting but he actually also has negative experiences with that one specifically. Then it just gets into throwing anything out there territory, which is entertaining in itself. My little leech, viper, pesky little louse, mosquito, kissing bug (<- a good contender actually.) Bat is too obvious but maybe al would use it as a placeholder... It's best when they come up organically, but al's been feeling the pressure to cement a good one.

[garfunkytunes]

aperture moroncomputer angst but instead of actual angst wheatley just gets mad at AM for hanging out with his stupid slug so much

[ratatatastic]

maffhew who should be building up the USvCAN rivarly for 4 nations (the most we've gotten is him staunchly refusing to represent canada)

but instead choosing to fanboy over the FINvsSWE rivarly because heddy and patty are headlining it right now and the thought of his teammates involved in said rivarly is very exciting to him personally...

shouldve seen that one coming....

florida panthers @ la kings | 1.22.25 (x)(x)

[fruk-choosing-a-username]

me: hey this npc fighting with us kinda looks like alistair from behind lol- HOLY SHIT

[phregnancy]

the way dan SAID it’s a bit and then was so obviously playing into the bit and you guys are all still just like no they’re confirming the intricate details of their sex lives actually. this is 100% what they do and also the ONLY thing they do. absolutely wild to me. but i bet if they could reverse course 100% on their jokes and you guys would be like see this is obviously a joke :). even when dan has made jokes/comments about bottoming nobody says boo. because it’s a joke. obviously. they’re just making sex jokes to be fun and silly. like maybe it’s not that serious. also there have been many bits in the past that phannies have not latched on to but for some reason THIS is the one you’re choosing to take as solid proof? it’s so weird to me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA earlier i made a post saying “do you guys think stone bottom dan truthers will take the dan saying phil neither confirmed or denies bottoming bit as proof that everything that came after is fake and a joke” and i deleted it because i thought “no that’s So dumb and outlandishly ridiculous that if someone does get an anon in their inbox trolling they’ll think it’s me because that’s how ridiculous it was” but i was wrong it’s REAL and it happened to ME LMAO