#out of the mouth of babes

[duplicitywrites]

out of the mouth of babes

Chapter 4: diary & cup

Ship: Harry Potter/Harry Potter

Tags: AU - Time Travel, Selfcest, Extremely Underage, Explicit Sexual Content, Horcrux Hunting, Master of Death Harry Potter, Harry Potter raises himself, POV Second Person

Summary:

Harry nuzzles his nose into your neck. You wonder if he finds your scent as comforting as you find his. Something achingly familiar yet still different. “I love you,” Harry mumbles. You press your lips to his temple, listening to his contented sigh in response. How quick and easy it is for him to tell you. How much trust he places in your hands. You love him, all too aware of what that love may cost.

[dosesofcommonsense]

My 13-yo while watching the RNC Day 3.

(The speaker) He’s 98 and speaks better than Biden.

[beautifulbitch-2]

There is nothing like a good story!

'Middle Wife'

by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself,

but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.

When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions

with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell

is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they

catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them.

If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.

Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes

her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed

under her Sweater.

She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and

I'm going to tell you about his birthday.'

'First, Mom and Dad made Him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad

put a Seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine

months through an umbrella cord.'

She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh

and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in amazement.

'Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, 'Oh, Oh,

Oh, Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. 'She walked around

the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' (Now this kid is doing a hysterical

duck walk and groaning.)

'My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have

a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down

in bed like this.' (Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.)

'And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case

he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!'

(This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!)

'Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe.

They started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center, (placenta) so there must be a lot of toys inside there.

When he got out, the middle wife spanked him for crawling up in there.'

Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow, and returned to her seat.

I'm sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, when it's

show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another 'Middle Wife'

comes along.

[marvelstars]

I am sucedenly fixated on child Anakin meeting Rex and the rest of the 501, they get along great because that´s their tiny general there and he´s so cute but then Ani starts talking casually about pod-racing and protecting himself from Sebulba by telling him how he can´t pay for him so he can´t kill him or joking with Watto about how he can´t make him explode because then, who´s going to take care of his junkshop? and Rex and his brothers decide, you know what, that kid is ours now, he´s their newly adopted little brother.

Then they tell him about how they were created to fight for the republic and little Ani gets sad and says, "I am so sorry but well at least you dont have bombs that´s something" and Rex doesn´t know what to answer.

[amagnificentobsession]

When your ego lets you think you are helping to plan the Wedding of Eternity (Bildaddy and Mrazfellco)

But your twin granddaughters blow you out of the water with the planning of theirs. ♥️

And you get an invitation to this wedding ♥️

I’m blessed ♥️

[gramarobin]

[whats-in-a-sentence]

Noam explained, "So that the next time when people have to jump they will be safe."

"The Body Keeps the Score: Mind, brain and body in the transformation of trauma" - Bessel van der Kolk

[missbookay]

Neighbours three year old son, whinging, whining and screeching... Neighbours six year old daughter "of for gods sake, do shut up" Neighbours girlfriend "don't talk to your brother like that" Daughter "well, I'm sorry but he's giving me a headache, getting on my nerves and raising my stress levels" 😂🤣

[shamballalin]

Out of the Mouth of a Babe ...

Precious pearls of wisdom from a toddler. Namaste

[dwuerch-blog]

A Thousand Generations

I heard this story and just had to share it with my friends. A busy father was looking for a way to entertain his young daughter. He found a map of the world in a magazine and cut it into pieces. He gave the pieces to his child and suggested she try to piece the map back together. After a very short time, she said she had finished. He was very surprised by how quickly she had done it. He asked…

[lindszeppelin]

this has to be one of the sexiest things, i am so down bad for this man

[wraithdance]

Praying for all the reserved neurodivergent girlies (gn) who get called mean, stuck up, bitchy, rude for not being on the peppy cheerleader side of the spectrum.

[fruk-choosing-a-username]

me: hey this npc fighting with us kinda looks like alistair from behind lol- HOLY SHIT

[usertoxicyaoi]

“You deserve a lot of credit.” Huang You Ming As Ye Bai Yi + Li Dai Kun As Xie Wang. WORD OF HONOR (2021) - Episode 32.

[foursaints]

6 TIMES A DAY?????

KDNDJ no you don’t understand modern barty’s daily routine is just like. morning wood? i’m beating it. saw evan rosier in yoga pants? i’m beating it. taking a shower? i’m beating it. bored? beating it. he remembered seeing evan in yoga pants earlier that day? beating it again. need to sleep? b

[brujahinaskirt]

man i love fanfiction but i find i barely read any these days. as i get older, I really cannot fucking tolerate how in SO MANY fics, the Main Guy's dialogue is extremely strong and rich and interesting, and then Female Lead's voice/dialogue is reduced to just. cracker dust. from the bottom of the bag.