#out of the mouth of babes

[duplicitywrites]

out of the mouth of babes

Chapter 4: diary & cup

Ship: Harry Potter/Harry Potter

Tags: AU - Time Travel, Selfcest, Extremely Underage, Explicit Sexual Content, Horcrux Hunting, Master of Death Harry Potter, Harry Potter raises himself, POV Second Person

Summary:

Harry nuzzles his nose into your neck. You wonder if he finds your scent as comforting as you find his. Something achingly familiar yet still different. “I love you,” Harry mumbles. You press your lips to his temple, listening to his contented sigh in response. How quick and easy it is for him to tell you. How much trust he places in your hands. You love him, all too aware of what that love may cost.

[dosesofcommonsense]

My 13-yo while watching the RNC Day 3.

(The speaker) He’s 98 and speaks better than Biden.

[marvelstars]

I am sucedenly fixated on child Anakin meeting Rex and the rest of the 501, they get along great because that´s their tiny general there and he´s so cute but then Ani starts talking casually about pod-racing and protecting himself from Sebulba by telling him how he can´t pay for him so he can´t kill him or joking with Watto about how he can´t make him explode because then, who´s going to take care of his junkshop? and Rex and his brothers decide, you know what, that kid is ours now, he´s their newly adopted little brother.

Then they tell him about how they were created to fight for the republic and little Ani gets sad and says, "I am so sorry but well at least you dont have bombs that´s something" and Rex doesn´t know what to answer.

[amagnificentobsession]

When your ego lets you think you are helping to plan the Wedding of Eternity (Bildaddy and Mrazfellco)

But your twin granddaughters blow you out of the water with the planning of theirs. ♥️

And you get an invitation to this wedding ♥️

I’m blessed ♥️

[gramarobin]

[whats-in-a-sentence]

Noam explained, "So that the next time when people have to jump they will be safe."

"The Body Keeps the Score: Mind, brain and body in the transformation of trauma" - Bessel van der Kolk

[missbookay]

Neighbours three year old son, whinging, whining and screeching... Neighbours six year old daughter "of for gods sake, do shut up" Neighbours girlfriend "don't talk to your brother like that" Daughter "well, I'm sorry but he's giving me a headache, getting on my nerves and raising my stress levels" 😂🤣

[shamballalin]

Out of the Mouth of a Babe ...

Precious pearls of wisdom from a toddler. Namaste

[dwuerch-blog]

A Thousand Generations

I heard this story and just had to share it with my friends. A busy father was looking for a way to entertain his young daughter. He found a map of the world in a magazine and cut it into pieces. He gave the pieces to his child and suggested she try to piece the map back together. After a very short time, she said she had finished. He was very surprised by how quickly she had done it. He asked…

[lindszeppelin]

this has to be one of the sexiest things, i am so down bad for this man

[wraithdance]

Praying for all the reserved neurodivergent girlies (gn) who get called mean, stuck up, bitchy, rude for not being on the peppy cheerleader side of the spectrum.

[sandwitchstories]

Thinking about Sukuna's daughter (Mouse) being 2 years old and repeating everything she hears

One time you were sitting in the gardens with her and Sukuna when an apple fell from the tree and landed on the ground next to her.

Mouse: Fooo-ing hell!

You, look at your husband: wait... What did she just say?

Sukuna gives you a look with a slight twinkle of mischief in his eyes as he picks up the apple and shows it to you: pretty sure she said 'something fell"

A few days later the three of you are walking through the market together. Your daughter is sitting on Sukuna's shoulders as usual when she suddenly points at something in the distance.

Mouse: what the shit!

You: excuse me!

Sukuna, grinning from ear to ear and still looking ahead: she's just asking "what's it."

And then tonight happened...

The three of you were laying in bed together, winding down for the night. She was sitting sideways in your lap, facing her father. She was leaning forward and trying to tickle Sukuna's stomach. Mouse, ever the determined little monster that she was, kept doing it until her father finally had enough and made his stomach mouth appear and loudly go "BLAH!" startling her. And that's when it happened.

Mouse fell back into your arms, laughing: you asshole papa!

You gasp and look at your husband: and just what are you gonna try and claim she said THIS time

Sukuna: oh, I think we both heard her loud and clear. But I do have just one question for her...

You glare at him: WHAT

Sukuna squeezes his daughter's still giggling face in one of his large hands and asked: Mouse, where did you learn to say that?

And your daughter... Your beautiful, pink haired, angel baby laid back in your arms, grinned up at you and proudly proclaimed: FROM MAMA!!

Sukuna grinned and crossed his arms behind his head, looking extra smug: what were you going to say, precious one?

You glared at him and flipped him off, not wanting to teach Mouse yet another bad word. Sukuna's grin broadening and the sight of him trying to suppress laughter made you look down in your arms at your daughter.

Mouse held up both middle fingers with a big toothy smile and announced: Me too Mama!

Maybe the King of Curses wasn't the bad influence after all... Want to read more adventures of Sukuna and Mouse? Check out my series Daddy Duty on AO3! Click here!

[garfunkytunes]

aperture moroncomputer angst but instead of actual angst wheatley just gets mad at AM for hanging out with his stupid slug so much

[its-still-shrub]

“Being forced to my knees does things to me…”

[marlenacantswim]

guy very into musical theatre who mistakingly thinks they're connecting with me over a shared interest: yeah, weber is foundational and all, but i've always felt more of a connection with what starkid's got going on, y'know?

me, who's only ever listened to tracks from the musical episode of Psych: uhhhhhhhhh... hello my name is shawn spencer? this is my partner, lil' wayne? the evidence is underwhelming? but my intuition is insane?

[fruk-choosing-a-username]

me: hey this npc fighting with us kinda looks like alistair from behind lol- HOLY SHIT