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#out of the mouth of babes#kids#funny and true#a better jesus#a new god#church#christmas program#merry christmas#lol#christmas#gives me hope
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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”
#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son#Clarisse doesn’t mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like “I will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :)#Percy is like “hey dad why can I control water “and Mr D is like …ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine??#Mr D: PLEASE just help me I can’t keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS???#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson the lightning thief#dionysus#Mr D
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My echo, my shadow, and me
#better call saul#saul goodman#jimmy mcgill#art#I have been working on a companion Kim piece for fucking ever but it’s just not clicking yet#Have sweet James in the meantime#I have a ton of unposted art from the past (Jesus Christ) few years so eventually you will see that <3
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merlin who uses his magic everyday in ways that he doesn’t realize isn’t normal. magic helping him see in the dark so he can find his way in the woods or dark rooms with no problem. connecting with the woods around him so he always knows where he is and whats in the general vicinity which allows him to sense bandits just before they attack. using magic to keep warm in the cold or to cool down in the heat. confident and willing to go toe to toe with anyone bc he knows that regardless of what they throw at him, he could always win bc he could just use magic.
then somehow someway (post magic reveal) a sorcerer takes away merlin’s magic. or well just locks it away ig. but anyways merlin doesn’t have this part of him anymore and is left feeling empty, exposed, and vulnerable. arthur, the knights, and merlin going on a quest for answers to their problem and a way to get merlins magic back. but. but. but merlin is all jumpy and he’s rambling more than ever and is often reaching out to grab onto someone (usually arthur) and everyone’s confused and then they get ambushed and merlin freezes in the middle of the path like a deer. he’s watching everything go down around him with wide eyes until he’s targeted and one of the knights have to rush in to save him. afterward merlin is constantly holding someone and his grip is rather tight. he keeps looking around, his eyes scanning the trees around them over and over. when they try and settle down for the night, merlin wont leave the camp without an escort or two and when they’re trying to go to sleep, merlin is flinching at every noise in the woods around them and ends up shuffling over toward the person closest to him and laying pressed up against them.
arthur opening his mouth to tease and call him a coward when the word registers in his mind and he realizes that that’s what he’s actually seeing, merlin scared and defenseless. he ofc doesn’t realize the true depth of it all, i mean he knows merlin is missing his magic but he doesn't know that magic has always been a part of merlin, it makes him him. he’s had magic since he was born, he’s never known life without it. as he is now, he feels bare and exposed and blind and deaf and terrified. the knights are his defense rn and for the past few years, merlins been their protector so its a complete reversal of everything he’s ever known. he’s scared. arthur bites his tongue and lets merlin hold onto his arm and snuggle up close at night for some form of comfort and security. he doesn’t tease or mock and responds to his ramblings of fear with a level of gentleness the knights weren’t aware he even possessed. merlin slowly relaxing as arthur subtly comforts him without addressing it
#i feel like this was a plot line in canon#idc#dont tell me#also yeah merlin would probably hide it better but for the sake of fanfiction plots were ignoring that#i just need arthur taking care of merlin#is that too much to ask for#jesus christ#also merlin ‘the bravest man arthur knows’ hunithson would still go on the quest and maybe pick up a weapon to try and fight the bandit#but hes also defenseless in a way he never was before and is shit with a sword#so yeah hes relying on the others for help and protection#merlin blocks two strikes from the bandit before the sword is knocked out of his hand and percy rushes in to knock the bandit over the head#merlins hands are shaking for an hour after the fact#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts#lil ooc but who doesnt love that
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im not american but some of you guys are just fucking stupid ong what do you MEAN youre not gna vote because you disagree with like one part of what youre voting for. like okay me when im fucking thick
#you guys are being FUCKING STUPUD#vote i actually swear to fucking god dont be THICK#“genocide joe” yeah i agree hes supporting a genocide thats a face#fact*#but hes three billion times better than trump in EVERY OTHER WAY???????#USE YOUR COMMON FUCKING SENSE#genuinely its not hard#“dont vote guys both parties are bad” ARE YOU STUUUUUUPID ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP#would you rather a) have rights + disagree with one policy or b) be imprisoned for basically just being alive + disagree with every policy#YOURE FUCKING STUPID#like im not gonna force you to vote for someone or to vote at all but Jesus fucking christ#mate do you want rights or not#do you want the ENTIRE PLANET to suffer because of something you think gives you moral superiority (hint: IT DOESNT)#fucking vote#blah blah!#not 75 stuff#smart posting wow#should i tag#you know what i fucking am because youre STUPID#i dont CARE if you disagree with some of their morals. i agree the ones that you dislike are TERRIBLE but dear fucking lord#idk how to tag wait#kamala harris#joe biden#idk man#just fucking vote#us politics#election 2024#us elections#american politics
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The grief has passed. What movie tropes do you think the Good Omens TV movie will have?
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#jesus lmao he better be on the movie#good omens 3#ineffable husbands#go fanart#good omens fanart#good omens memes
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I AM POSITIVELY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH OVER THESE TWO
#ozzie’s little floating head in the last photo is the kicker for me#jesus i’m gonna die#how do demons have a better love life than me#helluva boss#helluva boss season two#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss oops#helluva boss fizzarolli#helluva boss ozzie#helluva boss asmodeus#helluva boss fizzmodeus#helluva boss fizzarozzie
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ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ ᴀɢᴇ: ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇɪʟɢᴜᴀʀᴅ - ʟᴜᴄᴀɴɪꜱ ᴅᴇʟʟᴀᴍᴏʀᴛᴇ + ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄɪᴀʟ ʀᴇʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀ
#Dragon Age#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#da: veilguard#da:tv#DA4#DAV#dragon age 4#da4 spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age lucanis#DAedit#jesus christ is that all of the right tags. why does dragon age have so many tags#anyways. man. in purple.#god works fast but gifmakers work even faster /jokes#edit: I decided the original versions were choppier than I was happy with so these should be a little better
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Oh man I'm about to be tortured by a crazy serial killer, I think I should try homoerotically degrading him like a dog. It won't make it better, in fact, it'll probably make it worse. But I think we should give it a try anyways
#Update: it made it worse#post update: it made it better (?)#post post update: oh god oh fuck his head exploded Jesus god fuck his brains are everywhere oh god fuck Jesus okay#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent spoilers#malevolent 34#the butcher#collins malevolent#dennis collins#arthur lester#arthur malevolent#malevolent arthur
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WE ARE | EP16
#we are#we are the series#we are series#tanfang#aou thanaboon#aouboom#boom tharatorn#my edits#weareedit#AOUBOOM MAIN LEADS WHEN???#i do appreciate them and the way they’ve been portraying tanfang#i know tan was a bit over the top 99% of the time#but every scene and touch felt so genuine#and i’m not gonna credit that to new#bc he wasn’t able to direct ppw in a way that didn’t make their kisses look a bit awkward#i know scenes have to look aesthetically pleasing in some way#and that’s why we keep having to deal the ‘no one would kiss with this much space for jesus between each other’ complaints#but like look at aouboom here#this is mostly them and their acting choices in my humble opinion#and don’t get me started on the pecks#ppw BARELY touched the other one’s lips when they had to do a peck kiss#like cmon the difference between ppw and aouboom pecks is insane#i’m sorry for picking on ppw but i’m a bit sad that some of their romantic scenes were a bit lackluster#especially that very last kiss which tbh i rather wouldn’t have seen bc it felt a bit awkward to me#but that may be just me#i need new to get a bit more frisky with kiss scenes when it comes to his directing#bc i feel like friskier kiss scenes only happen when the actors mostly do their thing after finding out what the director wants#(maybe i’m completely wrong about new but tkdkfdkddkdk)#and don’t get me wrong idgaf if there are kisses or not but if there’s a kiss scene you should commit instead of holding yourself back idk#and ppw definitely need a better director to help them achieve that bc jojo was definitely better at directing them
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My illustration final this semester, based on an excerpt from Neil Gaiman's Troll Bridge!
b&w pages under the cut bc i like them :)
#FINALLY DONE. JESUS H CHRIST THIS TOOK ME SOOOO LONG.#i have been in the trenches with this comic for the past 3 weeks. art school is art schooling rn#skribbles#i almost like the b&w better but i spent so long coloring this i have to turn it in colored lmao#obligatory this has not been critiqued yet lmfao so pray for me
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KISS OF JUDAS
#i could not possibly resist the jesus and judas of pvpciv (i'm very normal about them afsfdhkbihgfg)#evbo#evbo fanart#pvp civilization#prince zam#prince zam fanart#new toxic situationship added to evbo's resume#zambo#←(cause yeah...)#pvp civilization fanart#my art#tw: blood#tw: violence#is it wrong to want evbo to die so we get some ��princezam action✨#(sorry evbo ly <3)#click for better quality
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chapter 60 shima save me save me
#i drew this the literal night i read the chapter and just did not post it#i have so many drawings that i just dont post here#i needa get better about that#skip and loafer#skip to loafer#shima sousuke#skip and loafer spoilers#skip to loafer spoilers#uuhhhh#yeah thats enough tags#my art#WHEN THE BLONDE GUY!!!!!!! HAS FRANKENSTEIN THEMEING!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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these two are best friends in my mind
gif that inspired this drawing under the cut (slight flash warning??)
#click for better quality#id in alt#i love these two so much#i should draw them together more#he kinda looks like jesus holding the lamb lol#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#rain world#rw#rainworld saint#rainworld#rw saint#my art
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cw // suggestive
worshipped route for whitney the faithful (or fallen?) where he's preparing the sacrifice pc for weekly prayers~
whitney the faithful/swap au idea belongs to @just-dol-headshots
#okay it seems i have a preferred way to draw whtieny and thats him looking down on pc-chan#HOWEVER !!!#I HAVE A VERY GOOD REASON TO DO THIS#ITS VERY HOT OKAY#LEAVE ME ALONE#i need to plan my panels better jesus#BUT DAMN PLAYING WITH CSP AGAIN IS SO FUN#i can finally make comic strips again!!#swap au#whitney the faithful#whitney the fallen#whitney the bully#dol whitney#fan art#art#mine#my fan art#my art#dol#dol related#degrees of lewdity#dol pc#eri the orphan#MY HEAD HAS BEEN FULL OF THIS IDEA SINCE THIS MORNING#also im sorry im making comics/art at a slower pace#its cause i got deadlines to run after#and on top of that im also trying to handle the apocalypse au brainrot#hbjrefhbehrf#so im literally swapping between comic strips HBJERFHREBFHBERF AND TRYING TO MAKE SURE THEY DON'T GET MIXED UP#damn i got two hands and im right handed
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jesus please take away curseforge from simmers i beg
#the amount of posts i see almost every week telling ppl not to use it and yet i see still curseforge links for new cc#please take the wheel jesus!!!!!!#putting yourself over a whole population suffering an genocide is so wild i will never understand it#it has to be a better way to gain a profit or financial support im so serious#🪐 speaking
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