#@docdust

[amagnificentobsession]

IT JUST keeps on banging. A dying star was caught mid-explosion in September 2014 and still isn’t done. It has lasted 10 times longer than any other supernova of its type that we’ve seen.

“It refused to go gentle into that good night. It just kept on exploding and exploding.”

Because the star has exploded several times, it may not even fit the definition of a supernova. “You think of a supernova as a death of a star, and you think of death as something that only happens once. It’s a very different kind of supernova.

@docdust look at you! You’re gorgeous!!!! ✨✨♥️♥️

@i-dream-of-sheeny it just keeps on banging ☺️✨♥️

[amagnificentobsession]

It’s ok @docdust we will make sure the demon team doesn’t get in. I heard rumors that Furfur was still mad because Crowley wouldn’t acknowledge knowing him before the fall, and he swears @bil-daddy is Crowley. I have no idea where he came up with that one.

I feel like crashing a wedding. Who's in?

[angelo-chuck-wagon]

@docdust Doc!! Ya gotta help us! We are both very sick and @baby-angelo could LOSE ALL HIS BONES! Can you give us some medicine before we all die!

[bil-daddy]

Big spoon or little spoon?

Yes.

Also. Forking.

[amagnificentobsession]

@docdust I’m compiling a list as we speak. I’ll need to backtrack and find out who has a +1 and/or +children.

We’re going to need activities to keep them busy @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me could you please coordinate that with your group?

We don’t want them getting bored. 😐 😳 We’re gonna need a bigger cake

Are you going to @bil-daddy and @mrazfellco 's wedding?

Oh, they're getting married, are they? How splendid! Atleast one pair gets their heads together.

I'm not quite sure I'm invited. Considering Bildad's bloody chart, Mother is more likely to be invited than Me. But, well, who says the Devil can't crash a wedding?

[amagnificentobsession]

Bildad/AZFell Wedding

I’m looking for a photographer(s) for the big day.

Still photography, video. Wedding, reception. We will feed you (ox ribs, cake) with the possibility of other food 🍱 (trying to find a sushi caterer for Aziraphale)

You may be asked to take some blow job angle tasteful boudoir photos after the wedding. Possible ménage à trois additional “family”member photos/video.

@docdust @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

Do we know any photographers?

[muriel-not-the-dim-one]

I’ve read this over and over. Mr. Fell and Mr. Crowley were very, very careful for 6,000 years.

This is making me think harder than I ever have since I’ve been on earth. 🌍😳

@docdust , you’re so clever (and not stupid) what do you think of this???

@funnyoldworld-isnt-it I think you’ve sent me down a rabbit hole.

There are so many posts about the weirdness around Nina and Maggie, but the thing that has always bothered me the most is that both of them know Aziraphale but neither one of them seems to know Crowley. Like, at ALL. Not even by sight. Which doesn’t make any sense. For the last four years, Crowley has basically been unemployed and homeless (this sentence made me so sad to type). He has had literally NOTHING to do except hang out at Aziraphale’s bookshop. And the vibe at the beginning of s2 is that he’s there a LOT. Like, multiple times per week (“we both get plenty of use out of it, don’t we”). When Aziraphale calls him in the first episode, he says “2 minutes” the way you tell your spouse how long until you’re home from the grocery store, especially if you were on your way home already.

The dialogue goes to great lengths to highlight that Nina and Maggie SHOULD know Crowley, which just heightens the weirdness of it. When they're at the pub, Crowley asks Aziraphale, “What’s wrong with the cafe?” (implying they usually go to the cafe), but Aziraphale made a point of introducing Crowley to Nina in the first episode. And Nina makes a point of saying to Maggie that she always remembers “the regulars," but she doesn't seem to remember Crowley. Of course, she immediately notices both Jim and Muriel outside the bookshop, so she's clearly paying attention to what's happening in the neighborhood and it seems like she couldn't have failed to spot him coming and going all the time.

And Maggie's situation is even weirder. Her whole back story is that she basically grew up IN the bookshop because her grandmother’s record store was essentially in a corner of the bookshop. And yet, when Maggie and Nina see Crowley on the street right before the lightning strike, Nina says, “Do you see that bloke? Six shots of espresso and he's smoking,” and Maggie responds, “I think that man was just struck by lightning.” Which is something you say about someone you’ve never laid eyes on before. She didn’t say, “Oh, that’s Mr. Fell’s friend,” or “I’ve seen him around. He stops by Mr. Fell’s shop a lot.” And then when he comes back, "It's him. The one who was just struck by lightning. The six shots of espresso." Again, no flash of recognition of anything before the current day. This happens immediately after she's just told Nina about knowing Aziraphale since she was little. It’s just weird. Why build a back story that would put her in extremely close proximity to Crowley LITERALLY her entire life and then write dialogue that makes it clear she's never laid eyes on him before?

You could maybe think, well they're just so used to having to hide...but then I asked myself: Does it make sense that the day that you find out there is an extremely dangerous, existence-threatening problem hiding out in your ineffable husband's bookshop is also the day that you would decide to STOP keeping a low profile and start wandering the streets with abandon, introducing yourself to all the local shopkeepers, and ferrying large plants into and out of said bookshop? No. No, it does not.

In any other show, you could assume that the writers just didn’t think about it very carefully. But, given the layers and layers of meaning and symbolism baked into every detail of this show, from the dialogue, to the costuming, the set design, lighting, blocking, etc., and the way that the story folds back on itself again and again, it just feels significant.

[angelo-chuck-wagon]

Don't let @angelo-rib-shack fool you! He's walking around like some kind of banana virgin. He has eaten so many bananas in his time, you know. I have photo evidence. You would not believe how many bananas he has taken at one time! Ungodly!

This is the face of the man accusing @docdust of impropriety!

@mr-crawleigh perhaps you should think about who you share your bed with.

[bil-daddy]

mr. bildaddy sir, can you and @mrazfellco adopt my friend @michaelousaftonous and i?

Hmmm...me and Aziraphale haven't talked about whether or not we want kids yet. Well, besides the goats, and all the other donations in the @shutanictemple herd. Oh, and the children in the @shutanic-temple-orphanage. Guess we should probably figure that out before we get married.

So, @mrazfellco, what do you think? Should we adopt a couple kids (human) of our own? Or should we try to find another family to take them in? I hear @morningbloodystar's always adopting

In the meantime, you and your friend chew on these ox ribs (platonic) while Daddy and Papa have a talk

[bil-daddy]

thanks @docdust. you really know how to lay it on thick, don't you?

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[amagnificentobsession]

When your ego lets you think you are helping to plan the Wedding of Eternity (Bildaddy and Mrazfellco)

But your twin granddaughters blow you out of the water with the planning of theirs. ♥️

And you get an invitation to this wedding ♥️

I’m blessed ♥️

[bil-daddy]

Who do you give ox ribs to? (NOT platonic)

@mrazfellco, of course

(@docdust too but don't tell anyone)

[fandomsmeantheworldtome]

For @a4chocolate @docdust and @lunam4040

Pretty assassin boy💗

[bildads-shoes]

You've heard of

But have you heard of

I'm pretty sure I saw @docdust make a shua/sure pun at some point so this one goes out to you

[vileviale]

I LOVE ALL MY MUTUALS (pt.1)

@puppies-n-gnomes @docdust @annotated-catastrophe @i-reblog-everythint @wrfoxetf @the-trail-to-oregon @oakensheilded @dobry-slimak @bil-daddy @underablanketofstars @ladykiller-yt @altarralomon @buffporcupine @handyowlet @knives-in-the-dishwater @poprocksncokeee @infinitesimal-spoon @death-to-owolord @onlytenstarsinthesky @inluvwithremuslupin @venusplanetoflove2 @maybe-maidens-fanblog @ultrabean @gay-ass-bitch @gloriousvermin @uraveragebowieenjoyer @toi1338bexo @deadpan-c @ansarultrigger @kayejackson2 @rhonesy @gamepsycx @theoneofwhomisblue @trahoalai @if-i-could-give-u-the-moon @bestbeeking @lesbian-lady-bird @macaron-jester @egregious-bacteria @el-pollo-bonito @originaljolt @herwinds @thehideoutofxtm @chaotic-nerd-93 @localcryptid3 @gamefrog51 @moth-without-toes @jinxtheowl

[amagnificentobsession]

The fantastic @gleafer !

@loretta-dont-you-oppress-me @bil-daddy @uziraphale @docdust

Sin Life 🔥