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ratatatastic · 3 days ago

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maffhew who should be building up the USvCAN rivarly for 4 nations (the most we've gotten is him staunchly refusing to represent canada)

but instead choosing to fanboy over the FINvsSWE rivarly because heddy and patty are headlining it right now and the thought of his teammates involved in said rivarly is very exciting to him personally...

shouldve seen that one coming....

florida panthers @ la kings | 1.22.25 (x)(x)

#matthew tkachuk #victor hedman #patrik laine #florida panthers #2425 #he thought about sasha mikksy luosty and lundy against forsy and proceeded to hop in place #very excited that his teammates will have to ritualistically kill each other or die trying #because patriotism #hes a showman he can appreciate a show #you know hes gonna be sat to watch that matchup oh its gonna be a good one #rip to heddy who panicked when asked if sweden was big brother that was a trap babe you put your own foot in your mouth #and patty who was so nonchalant about it and its still getting blown out of proportion #two of the chillest men in your life yeah we hate them (shrugs) because theyre not the ice to kill each other #i never get tired of hearing “kind folks north of the border”#funny moniker we cannot invoke their name we would summon them and god forbid you summon the devil into our holy home #anyways hockey nerd very excited about narratives and the showmanship of it all #“overly excited about victor hedmans comments about team finland” and if i speak #maffhew is grabbing popcorn right about now #el mas chismoso quilombero q tu he visto en tu vida...#sorry there are many things going on here...

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