#our dms are HORRIBLE

[phantomskeep]

Happy WIP Wednesday!

This first bits are from chapter three of my slowburn Dead on Main DPxDC fic, "Putting the 'Fun' Back in 'Funeral'", and the second is from a little crackfic I'm writing because oh god I made C3 very depressing and it made me sad. The first part of PFBF is from Danny's POV and the second from Jason's.

Just an FYI none of this has been beta'ed yet, so please pardon any errors!

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While the local ghost hero was waiting for a response, he was lazily heading south from Fentonworks. Easily drifting on his back above the cloud layer currently overhanging Amity, Danny couldn’t help but rest his heavy gaze upon the millions of twinkling stars before him. It was only twenty-four hours ago that he had fought his last ghost as a semi-normal person. His entire world had shifted, changing completely. Danny now had the ultimate power of the Ghost Zone. It was a startling realization that hit him quickly and he couldn’t help but grieve his childhood. While he hadn’t really had much of one in the first place, Danny still wished things could have been different. That he was in university with his friends, studying astrophysics, trying to be an astronaut.

But no. He had to step into a portal to a different dimension and have it open up on top of him. He had to die before he even started highschool - and he couldn’t even do that correctly.

A loud groan of annoyance left cold lips, gloved hands coming up to grasp at white hair. The ghost boy flipped around to float on his belly, facing the dark clouds rumbling below him. Grasping on the tingling feeling of intangibility, Danny summoned his power to the forefront of his being before letting gravity take hold of his form. He dropped quickly towards the ground, eyes closed. It was from years of practice that he knew when to allowed such a pesky notion of gravity peel away from him, his monochrome shape hovering just above the down-trodden apartment complex he called home.

A bright flash lit the sky behind Danny’s still form, the clap of thunder chasing behind not even a second later. Bright green eyes tracked his shadow as the late-spring lightning storm passed through Amity. He hovered there, for a moment. Allowing the wild winds whip around him and such a storm’s power picked up, shaking the leaves of blossomed trees. Distantly, Danny registered that rain began drizzling from the cloudbed he was just so far above. It was with a mournful shake that Danny finally moved to enter his barren apartment.

When his boots lightly tapped his threadbare carpet floors, Danny let the rings of his transformation wash over him. Gone was the royal outfit he had still yet to inspect, and in its place was the slightly dirty clothes the young man had pulled from his floor earlier that very day. Black hair flopped to cover his eyes, no longer snow-white and being kept out of view by his powers. It was with a quiet sigh that Danny moved to push the strands back, pulling his beat-up phone out from his pocket.

With practiced movements, Danny allowed himself to fall back onto the worn couch shoved in the middle of his living room. The halfa didn’t move to turn on the lights around him - there would be no point in it, after all. He could see better than an average human. Just another of the many side-effects of half-dying.

A quick entering of his password had Danny’s cracked phone unlocked, icy blue eyes skimming the two messages of confirmation from Sam and Tucker. Quickly tapping out “jazz?” and smacking the send button allowed Danny to let the device fall onto his lap. He threw his arms back dramatically, face tipping back to eye the water damage on his ceiling critically.

He really should put in a maintenance notice.

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It was there that Jason could see the form of Dick, back turned towards Jason as the elder fiddled with something on his light-stained butcher block countertops. As much as Jason wanted to annoy his brother by sneaking up on the distracted Nightwing, exhaustion still pulled heavily on his limbs.

“Didn’t I say that any bannings in Alfred’s kitchen extended to my own?”

The question clearly startled Dick, but he didn’t show it besides turning around with a bright grin.

“That’s only for cooking, Little Wing!” The older winked at his brother, gesturing him closer with his hand. “I ordered some delivery, I got your favorite from that one Thai place.”

Jason couldn’t help the creeping excitement in his voice as he fully stepped into the kitchen space. “Moo Yai?”

“Of course.”

Clapping a hand on Dick’s shoulder, Jason easily reached up to start grabbing the dishware the two of them would need. He passed Dick whatever he grabbed with a practiced ease.

Having various Bats and Birds hide away from the rest of the family at Jason’s apartment had become something the young man had come to expect. Often, he was told it was due to the coziness of his loft or his cooking prowess. He knew it wasn’t only because of those two things. The theme of finding one of his siblings breaking into his home had only begun after a particularly bad incident at the manor which caused Dick and Tim to recruit the others into making sure Jason was okay. It was information that he was not supposed to be privy to, but after the first time Tim had passed out at Jason’s place, he managed to snoop through the younger’s phone and put two and two together.

It wasn’t something Jason was… against, per se. But it was annoying when he was having a particularly bad day with the Pit Rage and he was surrounded by people he didn’t want to hurt again.

However, despite everything, moving around another person (or persons) in his kitchen had become a routine. One he never expected, but he was grateful for it all the same.

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This next bit is from a pure DP one-shot within the realms of "crack treated seriously". I'm hoping to get it posted in a few days!

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The last couple of weeks had been a chaotic stream of pandemonium. It all started with one Vlad Masters pulling an absolute Fruit Loop move which resulted in an ancient evil being awoken from his sleep. A sleep that, according to any ghost willing to talk to Danny, Pariah Dark was forced into because he was the Biggest Crazy Ever™. Of course, Danny did what any fourteen year-old superhero would do! He fought the bad guy, locked him back up in his creepy sarcophagus in his creepy castle, and then passed the fuck out.

Worst of all, that wasn’t even the really chaotic part.

No, that had to come after Danny had woken up in his bed with Jazz fretting over him. A ghost Danny had never before met had begun haunting him whenever he went on patrols. The clock-themed ghost had started off with saying things like “You bested Pariah Dark in single combat, now it is your time to take the crown” and “Young Danny, you must come back into the Infinite Realms and take your place as the Crowned Head.”

And look, Danny wasn’t the smartest kid on the block. He didn’t have the best grades, was often oblivious, and tended to ignore things that he didn’t want to deal with.

So he just ignored the blue annoyance following him everywhere.

That is, until the dang ghost stopped time and made him listen. Clockwork, which was apparently the ghost’s name, all but dragged him into the Ghost Zone, set him in front of Pariah Dark’s spooky coffin, and made him eat part of the ghost?! Apparently a “core” is something that all ghosts have but it was still gross! Danny kept throwing up afterwards, but he couldn’t seem to upchuck the weird pearl thing he had been made to swallow like an angry cat that wouldn’t take their medicine.

And now he’s here. Sitting in Mr. Lancer’s English period, waiting for the clock to tick by and end his day.

Danny’s stomach started to feel a bit weird mid-way through the previous class (algebra one with one of the football coaches) and he was fully planning on heading to the Far Frozen once the day is done.

The Far Frozen was an area in the Ghost Zone that the ghostly blue annoyance had herded him to before forcing him to eat another person. The ghost yetis there were pretty cool and were basically ghostly doctors. One of the yetis, Frostbite, had made some awesome hot chocolate and Danny was absolutely craving it. He figured it was because his stomach was upset and he really didn’t want Jazz hovering over him.

So, therefore, a trip to the Zone for some hot chocolate with some ghost yetis.

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Hope you guys enjoyed the WIPs :) Chapter three should be posted within a couple of weeks, and I'm hoping to get the silly little fic posted before the end of March uwu

[deadcastiel]

charles -> fire genasi (fighter) edwin -> tiefling (wizard) crystal -> high elf (warlock/sorcerer) niko -> fairy (bard)

no clerics we die like niko

[robinpixels]

burning in your mad iq

[chamerionwrites]

Only those of you who have encountered my v specific niche headcanons can understand why I was so delighted by Mon Mothma’s AWFUL marriage in Andor but like. if you know you know

[is-sni-ovg]

barovia's most eligible bachelors, according to my cos group:

1. dragon who has been dead for centuries

2. man who has Every Disease

3. ismark kolyanovich

[chososcamgirl]

I LOVE YOUR NEW THEME POOKIE

wait bc i love u abi

[danceintheskies]

look at my stupid idiot dipshit son i love him so much

[driftwooddestiel]

explodes forever

[cowsaresushi-coral]

Doodles of my dnd chr, Terry. He has had a comical amount of near-death situations (knocked out twice, and people keep trying to eat his ass while he’s knocked out. please), and I haven’t even finished the campaign yet. My baby boy, I’m sorry for my bad rolls, and the fact that baby has a (accidental) glass canon build.

I wanna draw some things that happened in the DND campaign at some point because it’s mad funny and chaotic given that the majority of the group are first time players (including me!) and we have a first time DM (fantastic DM btw). When this campaign is done, he’s going to campaign another one! MORE DND WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Oh, Terry looks like this more accurately. The doodles are very off model because he’s a bit of a bitch to draw due to his cowl and also I uh don’t draw him very often. Love him though. I am noticing that I have accrued a large amount of bird ocs as of late (primarily corvids...all my bird ocs are corvids (Angel does not count. They’re only half-bird. Also based on a rock dove (pigeon))). I will not change anything. Birds are top tier designs.

[dawnstarranger]

Our dnd one-shot was a huge success! The most exposure my friend had prior to today was watching the new dnd movie with us, and her partner didn’t even have that. However, once we (my partner was awesome enough to dm for us) got them set up with characters they hit the ground running and had a ton of fun.

[uselessdogboy]

hi look at these cute earrings instead of my tags <3

[lil-cherubb]

Anywho I'm gonna have a panic attack now.

[misskriemhilds]

…g-d with how shit my wi-fi has been on campus (for the past few weeks but also tonight in particular) i'll have to share both my works for kaneshin week days 3 and 4 tomorrow. that being said, i'll try to be optmistic: you're getting two drawings for the price one! :D

[ifellinnthepit]

And this is what Eddie Munson is all about ❤️

I've been reading a lot of Steddie fics recently and I've been thinking about how diverse the backstories for Eddie are. We know like five things about the guy and it's kind of great? Liberating almost?

He was doomed by the narrative and now we get to imagine the whys and hows and every writer puts their stamp on it and the contradictions are honestly so cool.

His parents are dead, no, his mom is dead and his dad's in jail, his dad was a drunk and his mom was the best, actually they disowned him when they found out he was gay. His uncle Wayne is gay, he's an ally, he's an oblivious but well intentioned man. Eddie liked Steve since his King days, no, he hated him, they were actually hooking up before the Upside Down thing, they weren't hooking up but they were friends. Eddie is flagging, he doesn't know code but black is his favorite color, he saw a biker with a hanky in his pocket and just thought it was cool. Eddie is a clueless small town gay, he's trans, he goes to gay bars every weekend, he's in the middle of a sexuality crisis. He's a virgin, he's a sado top, he's bi, he's 100% gay, he's a literal whore blowing guys at The Hideout for money.

I love it. Goncharov that backstory. Self-project as much as you want. Blorbo the hell out of that funky little dude.

[victormcdicktor]

Well, despite the skyrocketing popularity of my last post about Muhammad, the actual campaign has been stalling for 6 hours.

I must reiterate; Muhammad will die if he does not continue his treatment. A completely preventable tragedy will occur if we do not put forward our effort to help this child and his family.

His condition has been deteriorating since his treatment stopped, and he has been suffering from this ON TOP of the already horrible conditions in Ghazzah. He is in hellish poverty and danger with his family and he cannot even move.

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[operationladybug]

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