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happy april fools day
yes that is the winged lion
#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#thistle dungeon meshi#laios dungeon meshi#this is so stupid#yall know the thing this is from right#otherwise this is going to be awkward#dungeon meshi fanart#mine
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My angsty brain: So… Callum’s Dad died of some kind lung condition, eh? Sure would be a shame if that was hereditary
#listen I don’t write the parallels between Callum and Viren okay#canon does#but ooof#imagine THAT one#Callum and Rayla’s kiddo sick and dying#of a condition Callum is pretty sure he passed on somehow?#it would eat him up inside ok#soooo much angst potential#ok#I’m going to step away from my keyboard now#tdp#the dragon prince#snake boi callum#tdp spoilers#callum#tdp callum#not tagging ‘rayllum’ coz we’re doing good#not going to bring us down right now#apart from Katolis being destroyed that is#otherwise good#ignore the last few seconds of canon from the rayllum perspective#so callum doens’t know and is just a happy boy#woo got my gf and her awkward semi-nake dad#who killed my dad#but I’m cool#cool cool coool cool coool cool cool#giveusthesaga
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DP x DC prompt [19]
A couple days ago, or maybe it’s been a week now, there had been a horrid storm.
It had been bad enough on the surface but underwater it had caused extremely powerful currents that have dragged a very young Garth away and into the unknown.
He really should have listened to Atlan and stayed put…
Lost and alone, a Little Garth has found himself a lot closer to the surface than usual, the sea currents are still churning pretty bad and he simply can’t navigate his way back to anything remotely familiar.
At this point he’s quite hungry and tired, and he’s found that catching something is somewhat easier nearer to the surface.
However, now something entirely different has caught his attention.
still safely tucked away under the waves. Garth is watching two surface dwellers. judging by size they should be even younger than Garth is, which probably means their caretaker(s) are nearby.
Garth is about to leave them to it and go his own way when he catches on to the erratic kicking movements of the smallest one.
oh, he’s pretty sure surface dwellers aren’t supposed to stay underwater that long, that is if Atlan’s stories are correct.
And even though he’s somewhat terrified, he finds he can’t just… though he probably should…
Well, he ends up saving Danny from drowning.
Jazz and Danny’s parents are busy with a supposed haunted shipwreck and not paying attention.
But by saving Danny Garth found by Maddie and Jack. Who are worried that Garth is there all alone which is like... kinda hypocritical but whatever.
No ghost, but they got a sea boy!
and that quickly has them reassessing their disappointing conclusion that the wreck isn’t haunted, clearly the ghosts are somewhere underwater! After all, the ship was lost at sea and simply washed ashore.
Garth can’t really communicate that great with the Fenton’s. He doesn’t know english, and they do not have telepathy, the only thing he can catch from them is impressions of their emotions, which does make figuring out “yes” and “no” a bit easier.
At first he decides to accept their offer of shelter and food simply because he’s tired and hungry, and they seem like good people even if they are from the surface.
Then Garth makes the mistake of getting attached. All of a sudden he’s put in a eldest brother role. Jazz is determined to teach him english with her kid books and Danny has been attached to him like a barnacle ever since Garth got him out of the water.
And Garth’s needs aren’t even remotely treated as some sort of annoyance, they make note of his need for lots of water and adapt easily.
Everything is extremely overwhelming but thankfully for Garth they don't make the offer to take him with them to Amity Park right away.
They are on a family trip so they stick to the sea for another week and a half or so. After that they ask if he wants to just come with, Danny basically begs him, having an older brother seems like the best thing ever to him.
And Garth ends up taking the offer cause the last week was better than most of his lonely life so far, even if everything is weird and difficult and he can't communicate right.
#dpxdc#dcxdp#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#garth of shayeris#aqualad#Garth will probably take all the stuff the Fentons say about ghosts and agree with them purely because he doesn't know any better#When the portal accident happens Danny is initially very hesitant to tell his big brother. But Jazz convinces Danny otherwise once she know#And Garth is heartbroken that Danny thought he'd be against his little brother because of things he had no control over#They will work it out though#Garth's evil necrolord uncle might very well just be in Walker's prison#meeting him in the zone is going to be incredibly awkward#dc stands for disregard canon#Fentons get to adopt someone from the DC universe for once
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Just read through a post about lgbtq proportions across generations on a relatively neutral subreddit, and the amount of casual biphobia in every single thread in the comment section was so infuriating and upsetting. I am so tired of it.
Yes, it is biphobic to assume a large proportion of adult women identifying as bisexual are lying or don’t know themselves well enough to know that they’re actually straight.
It is biphobic to suggest, based on absolutely no evidence, that people are calling themselves bi because they once had “one single gay thought”.
It is biphobic to assume people are calling themselves bi because being queer is trendy and it’s a “low cost identity” because they can still date the opposite sex.
It is biphobic to say bisexuality is a phase lots of people will grow out of (how is the ‘phase’ argument about lgbtq+ identities still being thrown around) - this is separate to the fact of some gay people initially identifying as bi before they realise they are gay. If someone says they’re bi, take their word for it. If their label changes later, as people across all sexualities do, that’s great! Doesn’t mean you can subsequently view bisexuality as inherently a phase though.
It is biphobic to assume that most bi people have strong, intense attraction to the opposite sex but only a weak, infrequent, and cognitive attraction towards the same sex.
It is biphobic to say that the fact that there are more (out) bi women than bi men is proof that those women are lying, rather than acknowledging that there is still a huge stigma against bi men specifically (it is so common to see straight women point blank refuse to date bi men, even women who call themselves “allies”).
It’s a “low cost identity” until your two options are: naive & stupid, or clout-chasing liar.
#I find it so incredibly awkward coming out to every new person gay or straight as bisexual because I am so afraid that they are going to be#thinking all of those things about me and assuming it’s a phase#all of these are directly taken from comments I saw in this one post which otherwise seemed fairly well informed#the post wasn’t even specific to bisexuality but by god the comments were#bisexuality#biphobia#lgbtq#slightly edited for easier reading
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hm. the fact that ford dreams about being famous and becoming this household name in the scientific community while also uh. not being very good at social interaction is soo fascinating to me. which further backs up my belief that it's not rlly about being famous, it's about the praise, it's about feeling like he's proven himself as "more than a freak" its about going "see! i am a productive member of society! i'm more than a freak and i'm more than my circumstances! i'm worth something!"
because let's be real here, i don't think ford "local recluse who was so isolated from the town he lived in that nobody noticed when his brother came in and took over his identity" pines would've even liked being famous very much! do you really think this guy would like being under a magnifying glass? i think he would just be really overwhelmed 24/7.
it makes me wonder how better world ford deals with it. he's still in contact with fiddleford in that dimension, does he leave a lot of the social stuff up to him? i mean, fiddleford managed to start a cult, so he could probably do it if he wanted too, but even then i don't think he'd be fully comfortable with it. is he a very private and isolated famous person? or does ford do it himself? how does he feel about it? i have a million questions about the better world dimension, it's so endlessly interesting to me. god what i would give to see what better world ford is up too.
#ford is the sort of guy to follow you around a party#make awkward small talk#get overstimulated#and then leave early#he would not like being famous you can't convince me otherwise#SAID WITH LOVE. BTW.#i'm the guy who gets overstimulated at parties we're in the same boat#inspired by another post i saw at some point#gravity falls#ford pines#yeah this can go in a character tag. why not#incredibly embarrassing if i'm wrong about all of this and just projecting#but i rewatched/reread gf and journal 3 recently so i've been thinking about this a bit
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I saw a thing about being interactive with followers, and so because this is a blog dedicated to Lockwood and Co, write in with any haunted occurrences you have had! :D Tbh they don’t even have to be true, if you enjoy writing short horror stories send them in to my asks
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I think the reason why I can't fully sink into the popular interpretation of most KaiNess is like... yeah I love a manipulative blondie and a round-eyed partner who's obsessed with him and thinks he hung the moon, and yeah sure the idea of them being genuinely abusive and unhealthy is fun and games.
But I think if you buy too deep into that, you'd forget Ness's ego in the process, right? Ness follows Kaiser, passes to him, gives him his reading glasses and lowers his head to him because it obviously makes him feel good about himself. Kaiser choosing Ness was deliberate and the best option on hand at the time, but Ness's POV of it is already written in the pages: to believe in Kaiser, believe in the impossible, is to affirm that magic is a sustainable source of motivation in his world. It's so that Ness, a stubborn genius-type who's been shown to waver in a pinch, doesn't have to question his own beliefs when Kaiser is there.
But seeing as BLLK's whole theme of change and evolution and throwing away parts of yourself that don't serve your purpose, I look forward to seeing what else KNSH has in store for Ness and KINS. Half the fun of it is seeing what he establishes as canon- just so long Ness doesn't get the Yukimiya treatment of course.
#red card for yapping#kainess#alexis ness#I think about “go find a new king” all the time. That Kaiser's first reaction is to say goodbye the kindest way he knows how#bc imo Kaiser isn't like a mastermind or psycho he's just a talented and awkward 19 y/o footballer with no emotional regulation yknow#so when he got obsessed with Isagi he went a little cuckoo coconuts#otherwise yeah Ness is his only friend but he's also Ness's only friend. It matters to me that it goes both ways#bc Ness is a posh jock from Hamburg who climbed fences cus he thought he could see fairies. He's a Pisces. He likes emos.#Just saying that I've never met a single German who didn't always have some weird shit going on we can't blame it all on Kaiser
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you will never guess but i have another magma compilation
the discord didn't appreciate my "she hanako on my toilet til im bound" joke 💔
the only non magma art from the past few days someone drag me away from there
#did you know i call luocha my silly rabbit#well now you do im sorry#argenti is the hamster btw#i was going through it idk#putting these in non chronological order and biting my hand off doing so bc it hurts so bad but the formatting is so awkward otherwise RAGH#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr yaoshi#all saints street#fu xuan#gepard landau#luocha#pokemon#heliolisk#hsr misha#im not tagging that one#project voltage#oc#toilet bound hanako kun#my art#magma#this tagging is so inconsistent what is happening#tapping my brain 'you in there?? you ok???'#genshin impact#drawing any ship art is so embarrassing i dont get how ppl do it i get so embarrassed#i try every so often n give up so quickly. like i want to draw mushy stuff but its so embarrassing n i instead draw stupid shit instead#HELP I WENT INTO THIS BEING LIKE 'I DONT HAVE THAT MANY TO POST IDK IF A POST IS WARRANTED RN' AND BOOM
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my secret is that i don't think i have a future. i'm turning 18 in a month, maybe by the time you post this ask i will already be 18 for a while, but well, im not there yet. i just finished high school kicking and screaming, literally thought i wouldn't survive it to the point i was considering ending it all several times, but i finished it. now what? now i know i have to go to uni but i also know i won't be able to make it through. i barely scraped by with high school and now my mental health is at an all time low (thought 2021 was my worst year but life is full of surprises) and if college is harder than high school like people say it is, then i'm just royally fucked. it does not help that i don't know who i want to be in life. i'm bilingual and have language skills, but if i study for a translator job then it's just like-- who even needs it? i live in russia. my country is in shambles and so is its economy and relationship with other countries. russia does not need a fucking translator because everybody hates it and for good reason. i can't imagine any future for myself here. when i was a kid it all seemed so clear to me, i would grow up and live with my best friend and be happy and have a job i love. now whenever i think of being grown up my mind just comes up blank. my best friend has probably forgotten that we ever wanted to live together, or they just left the idea behind because it was so childish and unrealistic. i feel like i've been drifting away from them as well as my entire friend group for the past 2 years. i'm autistic, so i just don't see the world the same way they do. i used to love being aroace before i realized it's distancing me from my friends, because now they all have partners or they're yearning for partners or talking about all the sex they've had and i just have nothing to add to the conversation. i don't smoke or drink, so i guess now i'm just not as interesting to hang out with as when we were all 15 and sober. so yeah. i guess i just dont know what im going to do or what's going to happen to me. i've spent the last few years feeling more and more isolated and sinking into depression. if i get into college, i don't know what it's going to do to me, but it makes me fear for my life. if i don't get into it, then i dont know what im going to do at all. maybe my real secret is that i was put on this earth to draw gay people and not like, have a life and relationships. oh well.
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#i can't speak to the specifics of your situation but i promise that you have nothing but time to explore and settle into yourself#18 is so so young!!!! i think online spaces will try to convince you otherwise but i PROMISE 18 is SO young#you're allowed to take your time. you're allowed to be unsure. you're allowed to go in with no plans + no expectations#college can be incredibly overwhelming and difficult and stressful! but on the flipside the wonderful thing abt college-#-is that you'll meet a bunch of ppl who feel just as lost!! EVERYONE entering college is awkward. look at me. EVERYONE.#college isn't for everyone and i want to validate that! but if you're feeling lost and isolated -- college is kind of the perfect place!#you'll find a lot of people who can relate (aroace/autistic/unsure of who they want to be/what ever it may be)!!! even if it takes time! :]#lots of ppl also use college as a place to explore + discover what they like!!! lots of ppl go in w/o expectations... no declared major etc#you don't need to have it figured out right now!!! you have so so much time anon!! :] best of luck! you've got this <33
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I don't think Luigi would have ever had any of his own friends for like most of his life because he is a yapper
#text#i think he's shy and quiet then the second you get friendly with him he is the most obnoxious man ever#yap yap yap SHUT UP no don't you're funny little Italian man#i looove projecting onto this cartoon man#he's also like awkward and just generally kinda odd so he'd being trying to make jokes but they wouldn't make any sense#so he's friends with Mario's friends because Mario and his friends are also weirdos#mario probably had at least a couple friends before ever going to the mushroom kingdom because he is more socially aware#but still probably not many LMAO#Socially aware is the worst way i could have worded that but it's funny so I'm leaving it#headcanon#btw i have an au timeline thingy in my head that's built off of the Mario movie#that's what all my headcanons and yapping is based around unless i say otherwise#luigi#I'm also a yapped it's why im mostly friendless#19 years old and in my free time i don't shut up about Mario and Luigi which is annoying i guess#but it's fun to me so I'm going to keep doing it
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I bookmark pretty much every fic I finish as a way of keeping track of what fic I've read, and I almost always do private bookmarks, so yeah, I feel totally comfortable leaving the occasional negative (or like neutral but in a way I wouldn't send to the author) note for my future self. Except I have now at least twice (over several years) typed that into the comment box instead of the bookmark box by accident and that is Absolutely Mortifying
#personal#the comment this time was that it was an awkward wedding night vibe which is I think what the fic was intending#I just didn't want to go to to reread and be blindsided by an awkward sex scene instead of a sexy one#I did immediately edit it into a nice comment that I wouldn't have left otherwise probably but yikes#and the moral of the story can't even be don't bookmark stuff I don't want to reread#I read too much the bookmark is how I know I don't want to reread it#though I guess tags would be safer than bookmarkers comments#under 1/10 of my bookmarks have comments but sometimes I do want to add notes!#looking through my notes it's mostly very neutral stuff that I still wouldn't want to put in a comment dear god#sometimes me complaining about them not knowing details of a thing I know a lot about in otherwise good fic
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Aegon may have despised Viserys, and rightfully so, but it's so fascinating that, even if for such a short time, his parenting mirrored his father's. Like it just goes to show that, no matter how much he tries, he'll never truly be far from him in some way.
#house of the dragon#hotd#aegon ii targaryen#viserys targaryen#even tom agrees with me to so im not wrong! talk with a wall if you think otherwise!#like from him being awkward & just not knowing how to address his daughter (vis with rhae & hel)#to him encouraging his son's bad behavior & joking about it (vis with aegon himself & maybe aemond)#like the layers!!#just to be clear just bc i find a character interesting doesn't mean i fully support them#aegon is a terrible ruler & person but im not going to make him cartoonish either
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Local idiots almost get caught, more at ten
#spooky arts#faaf au#PV/Flower started helping around wherever they could post that disaster that was their knighting. Their father no longer gave them#important tasks nor did they need to train but they still liked to feel useful so whenever they could they liked to help people around the#palace and generally the court. One of the tasks they took up was helping Monomon and Quirrel in the archives. They could feel Quirrel#feeling awkward around them and Monomon was sometimes going overboard with her curiosity about their nature but otherwise working there#felt almost normal. And normalcy was all they wanted when everybody around them started treating them differently.#They eventually befriended Quirrel and started spending time with him outside the Archives too.#Anyway had an idea that their bfs come pick them up one day after working at the archives and Quirrel catches them#Petunia has such a bad read on social cues JFBFJFHF#Flower was meant to be looking to the side at them but.because of their stupid head shape and lack of pupils they look like they're staring#into your soul#The height difference is a bit fucked but that was before I made that height chart
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oh my goddddd everyone keeps last minute cancelling on me
#its gonna be my partner and ONE guest at my new years party#this is going to be terminally awkward#also can i be fr i fucking hate how hard it is to see ANY of these ppl#they ask me to host more stuff and then they dont go#or they decline even tho they arent busy or otherwise occupied#or they say theyll go and they double book me or life otherwise steps in#or they forget day of#wagh!!!!!
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#aotv spoilers#ok you’re asking for my opinions let’s do it#i love louis!!!! im so proud of him and im so happy i got to watch him on his journey for so long and can’t wait for what’s to come for him#and i think my love for him and for his music and for my time in the fandím and for one d etc is what makes this a good watch and why i#liked it because otherwise i have my reservations to the movie and im not going to get into the babygate stuff#apart from the fact that louis trying to get freddie to hug him was extremely awkward and ive never seen less organic thing than the beach#scene and i find it funny they tried to push that as organic so hard#my issue is that it just had a potential to be a much better film is all sksmsk#it is good but it feels a bit rushed and kind of cheap in some ways and i get that’s the style of these biopics sometimes but#like it was such a shame the bg music was not really gold and was always exaggeratedly emotional because it made it cheesy and cheap and#kind of forced#i think it would have a great potential to get many people to say wow this is a strong talented guy and i think it is a great intro but i#think they undersold the movie so it’s not going to have a chance to reach an audience much wider than his current fanbase which is a shame#for his current fanbase it is a solidification and reiteration of his promo season and it is very clear where they want louis to stand and#what they want his image to be like and i think it’s absolutely amazing how they managed to show his growth as an artist and as a human and#and place him in a position where he’s now confident and secure and ready to embark on a new journey etc. although for the fans there’s#nothing new there and i think it’s worth considering how exactly they’re portraying and that they completely left out his relationships#aside from his family and the band#i think it’s important that it was noted he was undersestimated and pushed down and i think they made obvious how much he’s worked on#himself#i think it’s kinda clear they’re using it as a faith in the future promo with the new songs even though the doc ends with the end of the#tour#i think it’s interesting how many rainbow flags they chose to include without addressing the way his shows and fanbase look at all because#if i were from Gp id wonder what’s up with that esp when he only acknowledged the kmm project again#generally i think it’s a good watch that’s very transparent in what it’s trying to do for louis promo and image wise and it doesn’t tell#you anything new but it reminds you why you love this man so much while also leaving you a bit disappointed because this had a much#greater cinematic potential and a lot of it feels either rushed or underfinanced or forced and that’s a shame
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going to say something possibly controversial here But honestly kiryu is really just starting to read aromantic to me
#Like bc his relationships with all of his love interests like. Well are so deeply uncompelling its actually something that should be studied#like he's got absolutely no romantic chemistry w any of them and all of their interactions are about as dry as a piece of cardboard#and most of the time he just is really stiff and awkward and doesnt really know what to do with himself#and like to be honest i cant really see him with anybody#like the thing w kazu/maji is. like on majimas part i think its kind of hard to argue otherwise#like i dont know what sort of argument you would have to present for me to go Okay maybe this isnt gay. because it really is#like easily the most aggressively bisexual character given to us in the entire yakuza series so far and probably ever#but on kiryus part Like sorry but im really not seeing the vision.......... its not there......................#but whatever.!
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