#other's headcanons

[palaxy27]

100% canon

Headcanon by @thecobrah

In addition to a small appearance of cat rippen by @stupidarts

There is also a penn zero discord

[angrybatart]

I read the tags to my sibling, and they told me I needed to draw this.

[triple-pupil]

Headcanon

He's a transmasc, kidnapped some doctor to do top surgery and definitely did not take the measures for a healthy healing.

"I'm the pwettiest princess in town :)" He says as he's about to pass out of blood loss.

Credit for co-creating this headcanon and the AU around it to @aka-baka-shiki.

[wishing-stones]

“Also they’re both NBtM Trans. Fight me.”

*shrug* ok.

alternate headcanon: they’re still nb and always were.

(note: this is not to say that they’re not trans. they might be NBtMtNB or their place on the NB spectrum may be different than what it was previously.)

anyway, the main idea of this headcanon is that before the villagers came the twins were nb but they didn’t know they were nb, because they had no concept of the gender binary.

then the villagers come along and tell them that they’re male and always were, and the twins, not knowing any better, figure they must know what they’re talking about and go along with it (when what’s really going on is that the twins’ gender expressions most closely align with the villagers’ cultural expectations of “maleness.”)

cue hundreds of years of having to unlearn the villagers’ toxic ideas about gender and figure out their own gender identities from scratch.

This is a good headcanon! We all know that the villagers are full of hot air anyway, this sort of shit would definitely be normalized, especially in the time period Dreamtale reflects. 

I can definitely see Dream leaning more towards NB and not really caring what anyone calls him insofar as pronouns are concerned. Clothing choices reflect this; he has a number of pretty floral sundresses and big straw hats because he likes those. Plus, he makes them look cute.

Nightmare I see still having a masculine preference, but mostly becausea. That’s what he’s gone by for the vast majority of those 500+ yearsb. It ties into his kingly, regal persona.c. He feels much more masculine after the incident anyway, likely due to colored perceptions, but even as he grows older and unlearns that bullshit, he finds it fits how he feels about himself.But doesn’t mind ‘they’ as a pronoun, either. 

I don’t think either of them would put too fine a point on a label, and the people they surround themselves with don’t especially care, either. 

[leaffiii]

Been thinking about this since u said that Pharaoh and Toad are from same creator (even as a joke):

Yea, don't think that you should reveal early in-universe that Pharaoh man is basically a brother to Toad man. (Especially to Pharaoh)

Tho you can basically make Pharaoh have that "tough love lessons" there hes trying to make Toad to be more capable to take care of himself, so he just encourages Snake to visit Toad more then Mega Man isn't nearby as much. (Though he makes sure that Toad isn't too much traumatized by this or smt).

Idk how will you go about this, but it just something that i think about. Original here:

Have a great day!

ISDMFJHSBH valentines day with the terrorist club is rough i see

BUT YEAh it wouldn't be immediately obvious at all, especially since toad was made specifically for agriculture and pharaoh is a combat bot from the war, it's a big turnaround for their creator. love the idea that pharaoh gets a little protective over toad once that comes out.

[giggly-squiggily]

you don’t have to write this, i was reading through your recent drabble of rui, daki and gyutaro and i now have a few silly hc’s:

- the first demon to tickle gyutaro besides daki was ofc douma. daki actually was the one who told him to tickle gyutaro after a few of douma’s jokes failed to make her brother laugh

- the other kizuki all found out when douma started to chase gyutaro and eventually managed to catch up, knock him to the floor and start tickling him. gyutaro SCREAMED when douma took him down and it drew all the demons to the area to witness the scene and all they saw was gyutaro laughing hysterically while trying to escape both douma and daki who joined in

- gyutaro was annoyed for a few hours afterwards and wouldn’t talk to douma and would give daki death glares. he forgot about it a few days later however and daki knew he wouldn’t stay mad at them for too long

- he actually is very embarrassed by how ticklish he is cuz unlike daki who’s only really ticklish around her neck, gyutaro is ticklish pretty much anywhere but will be screaming if anyone’s hands go for his stomach, ribs and underarms

- douma, daki, akaza and rui are the few who are able to tickle him and not get injured in the process. the others only will get him if he’s roped into douma’s chaos and they want revenge or if daki is willing to help them

*screeches* THESE ARE SO CUTE AHHHH! Douma being the first to really tickle Gyutaro is so beyond fitting!!! He's so used to getting everyone that when he's out and about our Upper Moon problem causer is just: "Welp, time to make my move!" He's a screamer- that's beyond fitting kjarkjaekjrakjerkjekjkjra

I love the idea of Gyutaro having a set few people allowed to tickle him without getting injured ajjeajkr Maybe like- he's super embarrassed because he thinks his laugh is ugly and awful to listen to (contrary to his belief, I like to think it's quite nice :D) but everyone is super reassuring it's nice and he slowly lets it happen more (especially when he can get revenge)

These were absolutely precious! Thank you for sharing! :D

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[wally-lake]

*Markiplier voice* WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?!?!?

Dunno wanted to draw how Michael + his friends/the bullies reacted after the chomp.

what a day that must've been for those kids

[empress-of-snark]

Beetlejuice in the first movie: I want to get back to the land of the living to terrorize humanity in any way that I can, this weird goth girl is just a means to an end

Beetlejuice in the sequel, who keeps a framed picture of Lydia on his desk: It has been thirty years since I've seen my wife Lydia Deetz, the love of my life, my one and only, my other half, the only woman I’ve ever truly loved, my—

[lilislegacy]

i think it’s a pretty common headcanon that whenever there is a spider, annabeth freaks the fuck out. which is super weird to most people, because she’s like… the bravest person ever. even if you don’t know she’s a demigod, she’s just a badass. but if there’s a spider, she’s screaming bloody murder and jumping up on tables and counters. and of course, percy always comes and kills it for her. no matter what he’s doing or where he is.

but i think what would be even weirder for people (who don’t know her extremely well) is how seriously percy takes it. i feel like girls being scared of spiders and having their male partners come kill it is such a basic ‘weak white girl’ stereotype. and it usually is funny, even to the one who’s scared. so when annabeth does this and starts screaming for percy, people would start laughing. naturally, right? haha it’s so funny that annabeth chase is so scared of bugs. and after percy runs in and takes care of it, they would expect him to be laughing too and poke fun at her.

except it’s the exact opposite. there’s nothing funny about his expression. his jaw is hard-set and his sea green eyes are full of nothing but concern. he does a thorough examination of the surrounding area, makes absolutely sure there aren’t others and gets rid of any webs, and then goes straight to her. and his first question, every single time, is “you okay?” nothing but concern and support. and if the legendary fearless annabeth chase needs her boyfriend/husband to carry her across the room, because she doesn’t want to step on the rug now, you know dam well he’s gonna carry her across the room without a second thought. and you’d better not laugh at her, or else percy’s gonna give you the most scolding glare you’ve ever received, and it’s gonna make your arm/neck hairs stick straight up and your blood turn to ice.

and it would take people off guard every single time. because he’s not laughing at her. he takes her fear completely seriously. and it’s because he knows about her past. he’s seen her face her worst horrors. he knows what happened with arachne.

he knows exactly why she’s so scared of spiders, and to him, there’s nothing funny about it.

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 6 is here! A word of advice: stay far, far away from Gotham during rush hour

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[palaxy27]

Do you guys have a theory of Penn Zero Part-Time Hero? Share it in this post

[bats-and-the-birds]

I'm sure this has been put out there before, but I like to think of a situation wherein by virtue of being close to Batman as Superman, mild mannered reporter Clark Kent just becomes an inexplicable friend of Bruce Wayne, deeply confusing every person in his life. And not even in a big way that it's publisized in the news or anything, but like

Lois: WayneTech's unveiling a new prototype at the gala tomorrow night but I still can't get a press pass for it!

Clark: Oh, I can get you into that.

Lois: And how on earth would you do that?

Clark: Oh, uh, someone at WayneTech owes me a favor.

-Later, at the gala-

Young Dick Grayson, in a tuxedo, launching himself at full speed into Clark's arms: Uncle Clark!

Lois, internally: What the fuck? What the fuck? what the FUCK?

[starry-bi-sky]

I am loudly pushing the batdad agenda i am loudly pushing the— DPxDC Prompt

“Woah. You look like shit."

Granted, that’s probably not the first thing Danny should be saying to the guy that just bit the curb, but in his defense; he’s not running on 100% right now either.

The man -- tall, towering, and broader than Danny is tall -- whips around on his heel, black frayed cape flaring out impressively. Danny would've whistled in appreciation, but he takes the time instead to wipe the back of his hand across his mouth, smearing the blood running from his nose across his cheek.

"Sorry." He blinks widely, not even flinching as the man with the horns zeroes in on him. "That was rude of me. I have a really bad brain-to-mouth filter; Sam says its what always gets me into trouble."

And she's not wrong either, per say. His smart mouth is what landed him in this situation -- with blood blossom extract running through his veins and cannibalizing the ectoplasm in his bloodstream. Thanks Vlad.

The man grunts at him; a short, curt "hm" that shouldn't make Danny smile, but he does because he's somewhat delirious and probably concussed. The man keeps some kind of distance, sinking towards the shadows of Gotham's alleyway like he dares to melt right into it.

If it's supposed to scare Danny, it doesn't work. Danny's never been afraid of the dark; he's always been able to hide himself in it. He blinks slowly at the mass of shadows.

"You look hurt." The shadows says, blurring together around the edges. Danny squints, and licks his lips to get the blood dripping down his chin off. Ugh, he hates the taste of blood.

"I am." He says, "My godfather poisoned me. M'dying." The agony of the blood blossom eating him from the inside out looped back around to numbing a while ago, so all he feels is half-awake and dazed.

"Hey," Danny stumbles forward towards the man, a bloodied hand reaching out to him. "You-- you're a hero, right? You're not attacking me; which is more than I can say for most costumed people I've met." Maybe it's a poor bar to judge someone at, but he's already established that Danny's not in his right mind.

The man makes no change in expression, but Danny realizes blearily that it's hard to tell with the shadows on his face. He stays still long enough for Danny to latch onto the cape -- stretchy, but almost soft under his fingers.

He looks up blearily into the whites of the man's eyes. "Can you help me? I don't-- I don't wanna die." Again. He doesn't wanna die again. He blinks slow and lizard-like. "I mean- I'll probably get to see mom and dad again, but I told them I'd at least try and make it to adulthood."

There's a clatter down the street, and Danny's ghost sense chills up his spine and leaves a bitter, ashy taste in his mouth. He immediately knows who it belongs to even before the deceptively gentle; "Daniel?" echoes down the way.

"Daniel? Quit your games, badger, Gotham is dangerous for children."

Danny's mouth pulls back, and blood spills against his tongue. "Please." He rasps, and grabs onto the shadow's cape with both hands. "Please. He's going to kill me. Please--"

"Daniel? Is that you?"

His lips part, dragging in air to plead with the darkness again. He doesn't need to, the whites of his eyes narrow, and the cape whirls around him before Danny can blink. Soon swaddled in shadows, the Night lifts him up, and steals him away.

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

part 2 of giving bruce dad core attributes starting with forgetting which child has what dietary requirements.

bruce: here you go damian your lactose free meal

damian: father i’m vegan drake is lactose

bruce: tim is?? aw shit *hurries to find tim*

bruce placing down a piece of paper and a pen: ok everyone write their dietary needs on this please so i can give it to the caterer

dick: how can you not remember 😭

bruce: because there’s so many of you

tim: alfred remembers

bruce: alfred doesn’t count i’m pretty sure he’s not human

bruce: is duke still allergic to honey?

tim with his head in his hands: bee stings he’s allergic to bee stings

dick: damian is vegan

bruce: what? i thought steph was vegan?

dick: no steph is vegetarian damian is vegan

bruce: jesus christ

bruce: oh he can’t have that he’s allergic to peanuts

dick: what no i’m not?

bruce: yes you are

dick: i’ve never been allergic to peanuts where did you even get that-omg bruce jason was allergic to walnuts!

bruce: was???