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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

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Tom Burke & Holliday Grainger as Cormoran Strike & Robin Ellacott in BBC Strike (2018 — )

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I’m sat drunk in the beer garden of a rock bar and some chick is happily explaining that “So Jonathan Harker goes to this castle in Transylvania and he doesn’t know he’s in Dracula, right” to a guy who seems totally enthralled and I wish them nothing but the best

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weekly good things!

cause I haven't made one in a long, long while, so we're overdue

I started a new job recently! It's a big change from my old job (which I'd been trying to leave for a long time), and it's been great so far! I miss my old work friends though :(

I also started taking a Graphic Design class at the local university, which has been a lot of fun. I'm learning Adobe Illustrator right now!

The last chapter of the Friends fic is so so close to being finished! I'm hoping (fingers crossed) to get it done by this weekend, but as always, no promises lol

It's almost September, which means my Halloween decorations are chomping at the bit (might even put them up tomorrow!)

As for upcoming excitement, I've got plans with a friend next Saturday, the new season of Only Murders is only a couple of weeks away, and the latest book in the Cormoran Strike series will come even sooner! Yay!

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a patreon subscriber is commissioning me to draw a heron tattoo design for them, so these are just some fun sketches I did as a warm up :) ❤️💚

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Character who acts how “horror characters are so stupid, if they made good decisions this wouldn’t happen” people want characters to act, but it’s not a horror movie and it’s abundantly clear that this person is paranoid beyond the point of being able to function

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Penguins in Antarctica. Photo by Gennady Koposov (1967).

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Diane, I am holding in my hands a labubu, a curious gift given to me by Audrey Horne. While I appreciate the sentiment, there is a sinsiter edge to its smile that unnerves me. I will turn him towards the wall when I sleep tonight.

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SHE DID IT AGAIN! SHE TOPPED ME! TOPPED ME! TOPPED ME!

Archie Comics

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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

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🪲BEETLEJUICE!!!🪲

A break from my AU designs to make a new art print for Midsummer Scream in August. I wanted something that was instantly recognizable from the movie, also to draw a big worm.

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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Edi Gathegi as Mr. Terrific SUPERMAN (2025)

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this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation

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Art by Chloe’s arts

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Psych 2006 is a beautiful beautiful thing because I can get my fix of silly buddy cop procedural without the usual guilt of copoganda because the police in psych can’t get anything done right without their manic pixie dream psychic and his tap-dancing best friend