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fighterjetfucker3000 · 1 year ago

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He's orange juice Send post

#shitpost #swordsmachine #i took a stupid amount of time to make this #i should be doing HOMEWORK but no he's OJ #oranges your juice #or wait would that be swords your machine?#sword juices your orangesmachine #orange swords your juicemachine #machine orange your juice sword?#juices your machine???????? 😭#maybe not that last one #or maybe...#😈

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gipsyjr · 2 months ago

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Batfam playing "Never have I ever" for family night:

Tim: Never have i ever... been presumed dead.

Everyone: Groans

Batman: Takes a shot

Jason: Takes a shot

Dick: Takes a shot

Damian: Drinks his orange juice

#plot twist the orange juice has alcohol #i have vague knowledge of dc but im pretty sure this is correct #batfam #batfamily #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #jason todd #batfam quotes #if your wondering where alfred is #yes #when i say presumed dead it means the person could be dead too that counts

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britcision · 1 year ago

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It feels illegal that not all anaemic people are being told this but seriously guys vitamin C will increase your ability to absorb iron and also make it easier on your guts

Take your iron pills with orange juice or whatever vitamin C you can get your hands on it is banger for the nonheme irons that are the majority of what you’ll get from food

Also if you have cranky guts and are eating iron rich foods, apply this hack for less cranky guts

#anemia #anaemic #anemic #ibs #iron deficiency #take your iron with orange juice #literally the easiest thing you can do to make your whole life so much easier #i am fully not allowed iron pills i have no intestinal fortitude get that oj #if you can’t do the oranges for any reason it is the vitamin c that helps #get you vitamin c

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slavhew · 8 months ago

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i reread this scene and i could just. picture it. so vividly.

#homestuck #hom3stuck #home2t4ck #homestuck 2 #homestuck beyond canon #hsbc #hs^2 #hs2 #candy timeline #home24uck #dirk strider #jake english #brain ghost dirk #bgd #dirkjake #admin draws #fanart #mountain of tags oooooffff #mmm nothing like coming back to an update and getting ur heart juiced like an overripe orange for a 2nd time #2nd jake crying post has hit the world trade center #im sooo soso tired today but i want to draw fluff. so thats next on the agenda #ajyeays i hate them t felt like getting puched in the dick again #i love this update. i dont think ill ever really move on from it. no matter what comes next ill always kinda be here.#also this ended up at first accidental but remained A Choice to leave dirk. largely featureless compared to jake #he is just an afterimage after all. the loose outlines that contain the memory of your friend #who you now have to realize. has long passed. hes not by your side #hes buried in a graveyard that you have not visited since he became its resident #he should go sometime. process it properly. id draw it but i dont think i have the chops or patience.#but its a thought.#I FORGOT TO UPDATE THE NEWER PICTURREEJFKGJDFGMGH

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death-of-cats · 26 days ago

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Jon VI ASOS

Granting there was no good time for him to hear this, still I maintain that telling Jon his home was destroyed and his little brothers murdered while he's barely conscious from pain and recovering from a traumatic injury wasn't the ideal way for him to receive this information.

#asoiaf #jon snow #then again #jon was raised by ned 'make sure the 3 year old gets over his fear of giant apex predator thru exposure' stark #brush your teeth. now boom! orange juice. that's life #doc

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isdalinarhot · 3 months ago

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All Homophobic Navani jokes aside I do think she is really working on becoming more accepting of this kind of stuff and like it would be easy to say it’s because of the crab yuri or whatever but honestly I think she started rethinking things when, like, her husband asked her to teach him how to read and she had to get really cool about a lot of things really quickly

#luke.txt #like you don’t exactly undergo the process of teaching your life partner how to do something that will read as incredibly queer to everyone #in your society #without going hey maybe I should rethink my knee-jerk disgust at broken gender roles #like dalinar got over a bunch of internalized bullshit/NO FEMS on his grindr profile/what have you #through means of like. having his entire worldview spun on its head #what with the almighty being dead and his subsequent excommunication and the way he’s treated by the ardentia for marrying Navani #and like. having a mental breakdown where he would’ve done the healthy thing instead of relapsing if he could read #just a whole mess of factors that were just like. insane #but for Navani it was very sudden. She loves Dalinar. Dalinar wants to learn to read. She teaches him. She very quickly goes through #Unlearning Homophobia And Such so that she can support him better #if we are laboring under the assumption that dalinar is bisexual but Sanderson doesn’t know it #he’d probably put that in Oathbringer #and then Navani has another layer of Stuff To Get Real Chill About Real Quickly #ugh dalivani could be so good if it was good #pulpy drippy orange juice

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therobotmonster · 9 months ago

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Your reminder.

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#cookie waits #tom waits #god's away on business #classic youtube #drink your orange juice billy #Youtube

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pnfoutofcontext · 1 year ago

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#in your FACE orange juice #pnf #phineas and ferb #disney tva #p&f #Lemonade Stand #season 1

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starving-mimi · 11 months ago

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he's going to steal all your orange juice

#dst #wilson #dst wilson #oh and your organs too but the orange juice is more important

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booksandothersecrets · 1 year ago

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The View Between Villages - Extended Version by Noah Kahan vs The Raven Cycle series by Maggie Stiefvater

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dipperisms · 6 days ago

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ive had this screenshot for so long and i dont know what to do with it, but i cant get rid of it. its so funny to me

#tomodachi life #mae.txt #text post #my otp #imagine your otp #ROMANTIC ORANGE JUICE

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tommygotwrittenoff · 2 months ago

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ohhh what i would give for another cringe fail eddie diaz speech with a weird metaphor for love

#i love when eddie is a loser #like yes tell your wife how being with her feels like drowning in chocolate #thats a totally normal thing to say when you have totally normal feelings about said wife #anyway #i need eddie to fail to another metaphor soooo bad #i need him to compare buck to juice and for it to not translate at allll #“i always choose water but its not what i really want and i guess what im trying to say buck is that i want the juice”#“you...you want juice?”#“yeah. i think ive always wanted it but never allowed myself to have it. but i want it more than anything...if its available that is”#“...uh okay...i think theres orange juice in the fridge. do you---do you want me to pour you a glass?”#“what no buck i dont want orange juice. i mean i want juice. im choosing juice.”#...#“...so you want me to buy apple juice? or just like a variey? oh how bout that nectarine juice that stuff is good”#but okay whenever eddie fully explained it yk buck would be all 🥺🥺🥺#“oh eddie 🥺🥺 you mean like youre saying that IM your juice youre choosing me 🥰🥰”#whatever weird ass shit eddie says bucks gonna love because theyre the same kind of insane about each other #eddie could be like #buck. youre the hallway light i leave on at night. lighting a path so i can find my way through the dark. warm and bright and always there #and buck would just #🥺🥺🥺 eddie 🥰🥰🥰#me thinks

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x-mensirens · 10 months ago

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Jean is discriminated against in Season 3 episode: Mainstream

#Jean Grey #X-Men Evolution #X-Men #Marvel #gif #gif set #mine #lmskjndhg #SO RUDE #My girl has been doing every extracurricular sport since episode one like #she don't need to inhibit your brains #poor thing #she also could make you think you're a glass of orange juice #like the nerve

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justasparkspider · 2 years ago

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We need a new vessel after The Hollow Knight wasn’t hollow

#fandom polls #poll #poll vote #your vote matters #hollow knight #hollow knight shitpost #shitpost #hollow knight meme #meme #orange juice #Hollow knight poll

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fantasticalleigh · 26 days ago

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i haven't had orange juice in forever (i don't really drink fruit juice at all) but i'm having some now and god i forgot how much this shit slaps i feel so quenched

#leigh speaks #they say don't drink your calories and i'm like ok bet but i don't follow this fully #so i'll always indulge in a coffee or boba or something and if i have to weigh that against a fruit juice the juice always loses you know?#anyway as a kid my fam always used to go vacation in Wisconsin for new years and we'd hit up all the breakfast places #Paul Bunyan's??? in the dells??? YOU HAVE MY HEART AND SOUL I STILL LOVE YOU EVEN THO I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE IN A DECADE #we also used to go to Ihop all the time and get a whole breakfast spread and literally every time i drink orange juice since then #i still think of sitting there in Ihop with my family having pancakes before we hit the road back home to chicago and just feeling so happy

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losttoliterature · 5 months ago

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peaches are so mmm

#that visceral feeling of tearing into fruit with just your hands and your teeth #spilling juice everywhere #peach juice dripping down my chin #orange juice coating my hands #tearing into a mango with just your teeth #right through the peel #mmm #god i love fruit #its so good #fruit #i love fruit #tasty #i was a fruit bat in another life

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