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fighterjetfucker3000 · 1 year ago

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#shitpost #swordsmachine #i took a stupid amount of time to make this #i should be doing HOMEWORK but no he's OJ #oranges your juice #or wait would that be swords your machine?#sword juices your orangesmachine #orange swords your juicemachine #machine orange your juice sword?#juices your machine???????? 😭#maybe not that last one #or maybe...#😈

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gipsyjr · 22 days ago

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Batfam playing "Never have I ever" for family night:

Tim: Never have i ever... been presumed dead.

Everyone: Groans

Batman: Takes a shot

Jason: Takes a shot

Dick: Takes a shot

Damian: Drinks his orange juice

#plot twist the orange juice has alcohol #i have vague knowledge of dc but im pretty sure this is correct #batfam #batfamily #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #jason todd #batfam quotes #if your wondering where alfred is #yes #when i say presumed dead it means the person could be dead too that counts

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slavhew · 6 months ago

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i reread this scene and i could just. picture it. so vividly.

#homestuck #hom3stuck #home2t4ck #homestuck 2 #homestuck beyond canon #hsbc #hs^2 #hs2 #candy timeline #home24uck #dirk strider #jake english #brain ghost dirk #bgd #dirkjake #admin draws #fanart #mountain of tags oooooffff #mmm nothing like coming back to an update and getting ur heart juiced like an overripe orange for a 2nd time #2nd jake crying post has hit the world trade center #im sooo soso tired today but i want to draw fluff. so thats next on the agenda #ajyeays i hate them t felt like getting puched in the dick again #i love this update. i dont think ill ever really move on from it. no matter what comes next ill always kinda be here.#also this ended up at first accidental but remained A Choice to leave dirk. largely featureless compared to jake #he is just an afterimage after all. the loose outlines that contain the memory of your friend #who you now have to realize. has long passed. hes not by your side #hes buried in a graveyard that you have not visited since he became its resident #he should go sometime. process it properly. id draw it but i dont think i have the chops or patience.#but its a thought.#I FORGOT TO UPDATE THE NEWER PICTURREEJFKGJDFGMGH

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britcision · 10 months ago

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It feels illegal that not all anaemic people are being told this but seriously guys vitamin C will increase your ability to absorb iron and also make it easier on your guts

Take your iron pills with orange juice or whatever vitamin C you can get your hands on it is banger for the nonheme irons that are the majority of what you’ll get from food

Also if you have cranky guts and are eating iron rich foods, apply this hack for less cranky guts

#anemia #anaemic #anemic #ibs #iron deficiency #take your iron with orange juice #literally the easiest thing you can do to make your whole life so much easier #i am fully not allowed iron pills i have no intestinal fortitude get that oj #if you can’t do the oranges for any reason it is the vitamin c that helps #get you vitamin c

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isdalinarhot · 2 months ago

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All Homophobic Navani jokes aside I do think she is really working on becoming more accepting of this kind of stuff and like it would be easy to say it’s because of the crab yuri or whatever but honestly I think she started rethinking things when, like, her husband asked her to teach him how to read and she had to get really cool about a lot of things really quickly

#luke.txt #like you don’t exactly undergo the process of teaching your life partner how to do something that will read as incredibly queer to everyone #in your society #without going hey maybe I should rethink my knee-jerk disgust at broken gender roles #like dalinar got over a bunch of internalized bullshit/NO FEMS on his grindr profile/what have you #through means of like. having his entire worldview spun on its head #what with the almighty being dead and his subsequent excommunication and the way he’s treated by the ardentia for marrying Navani #and like. having a mental breakdown where he would’ve done the healthy thing instead of relapsing if he could read #just a whole mess of factors that were just like. insane #but for Navani it was very sudden. She loves Dalinar. Dalinar wants to learn to read. She teaches him. She very quickly goes through #Unlearning Homophobia And Such so that she can support him better #if we are laboring under the assumption that dalinar is bisexual but Sanderson doesn’t know it #he’d probably put that in Oathbringer #and then Navani has another layer of Stuff To Get Real Chill About Real Quickly #ugh dalivani could be so good if it was good #pulpy drippy orange juice

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therobotmonster · 7 months ago

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