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[suolainensilakka]

Watching my partner playing through the ending of kh3 and re:mind for a friend and physically gnawing on my arm every time terra or the lingering will are on screen

[thankyouforthefunny]

[spookygibberish]

Siren Philosophy 1

Transcript:

Male Siren 1 (MS1): I do not think that humans eat animals.

MS1: I have never seen one do such a thing, and humans have animals that they do not eat. So they must not eat animals.

MS1: Furthermore, their mouths are small. They cannot eat animals properly. And they cannot rip animals apart, as trolls do, because they are so weak.

Male Siren 2 (MS2): I do not know if that is correct. Many small and weak animals eat smaller and weaker animals. Foxes are small and weak animals, and foxes eat mice and voles.

MS1: That is true, you are correct. We cannot conclude that humans do not eat mice and voles.

[weepynymph]

Do not write fanfiction. One second you're normal and the next you're downloading a calendar from 2004 and tearing your hair out over what specific date every event in your fic happens

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

David Tennant at the British LGBT Awards where he was presented with LGBT+ Celebrity Ally award ❤ :) (x)

David: With a slogan I attract the ire of the occasional online idiot, but I don't have social media, so even I have tobe told about that by my brilliant wife, Georgia, who is the real engine behind anything we do. She educates me about empathy and understanding and she has been a huge educator for me. But I think, I suppose if I'm honest, I'm a little depressed by the fact that acknowledging that everyone has the right to be who they want to be and live their life how they want to live it, as long as they're not hurting anyone else, should merit any kind of special award or special mention, because it's common sense, isn't it? It is human decency. We shouldn't live in a world where that is worth remarking on. However, until we wake up and Kemi Badenoch doesn't exist anymore... I don't wish ill of her I just wish her to shut up. Whilst we do live in this world, I am honoured to receive this. I'm thrilled to be here and to be a part of this night. Pride is very important in our house. It's a family affair. We have skin in the game. So this event tonight thrills me. It gives me hope, it gives me fire, it gives me energy and deep joy. And even if I feel I don't really deserve this, I'm very pleased and very proud to be receiving it. Thank you all so much.

[jeena-says-hi]

WAIT DID THEY REFERENCE THIS MEME??

[unadulteratedloathings]

Our fates are sealed. But I think we have one move left.

We can try.

[bisexualbaker]

Mom found this while she was cleaning up some papers from who-knows-where; I told her it was the kind of thing that would do numbers on the internet, and she told me to go ahead and post it. Transcript follows:

Two Kittens If you were a kitten, how would you play? Sneak up, pounce! Then run away! If I was another, what would I do? Roll over, jump up! Then, chase after you! If we were two kittens, how would it end? I got you, I caught you! Now, please be my friend. by Beth Bylander

[billpottsismygf]

Doctor Who: The Impossible Planet & The Satan Pit / The Legend of Ruby Sunday

[geluckgk]

I love how Doc calling ren his husband is such a common occurrence that no one points it out anymore

[noamglompsky]

NEVER lend your lab partner your hoodie because he says he’s cold. It WILL affect productivity :(

[revvethasmythh]

Scanlan used a 9th-level counterspell to defeat Vecna and, in doing so, was unable to save Vax, in campaign 1 episode 114. In campaign 3 episode 114, he was able to free the beacon from the machine keeping Vax imprisoned and finally save him

[phovaries]

being a phannie in 2024

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[beemo-clippin]

*windows stalling noise*

Clipped from Tango's video, "The Kitchen is OPEN! One Hilarious Hour of Hungry Hermits - Hermitcraft 10 #21" (42:43-43:01)

Transcript

Bdubs: Yeah Etho (off-screen): Or... 67% chance of rerolling and- and Gem: Don't listen to him Etho (off-screen): gettin something else Gem: He's such a nerd, we're accepting that *ding* Bdubs: Oh, I was just about to hit reroll, I love Etho s'much Gem: stop it *Bdubs and Etho chuckle* *Tango snickers* Gem: Alright let's go! Bdubs: Let's goo!