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explode-this · 7 months ago
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The phrases “during covid times” and “during the pandemic” drive me bonkers because hi babes, it’s not over. If you mean the lock down period, say that. But covid is still very much around and mutating like a motherfucker, so if you care about the immunocompromised people in your life for the love of god take some precautions and stop acting like it’s done. The effects of covid are far-reaching (for e.g., I’ve been told I have to be “past this covid cough” to have abdominal surgery or I’ll “tear everything open,” like sir, I don’t really have much of a choice in what my lungs are doing now or how long it will take for them to calm down, if ever). Those of us with shitty immune systems aren’t “scared” for no reason. If you’ve ever gone from “perfectly healthy” to “need a steroid shot to not die” then you’ll understand.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
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p4nishers · 1 year ago
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oh my god bro im gonna say this one last time: the coffee theory fucking SUCKS it's bullshit and it'd be cheap writing and yall are fucking weak.
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crimeronan · 4 months ago
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Post understanding Amity, Hunter has developed a new favorite form of personal terrorism: Amity’s gigantic crush on Luz. Amity knows he knows after he comes out of her mindscape and he DOES at least promise not to tell (because Luz has enough on her plate without having to spiral about Amity’s feelings), but he has made zero promises about not embarrassing the ever loving hell out of Amity.
Hunter’s on door guard duty that night? Wishes Luz good night and then before stepping outside he’ll put on his most self righteous little shit voice and say “You two kids play nice!” back over his shoulder.
Whenever Amity’s face goes tomato red because of Luz, Hunter will make sure to get in Amity’s line of sight before doing the most dramatic eye roll.
Amity walks in on Hunter taking care of Luz’s hair, he just stops and goes “oh good, Blight, take over for me, my hands starting to cramp :))))”
Frankly Amity wishes he’d go back to threatening to kill her
amity's hair-braiding skills coming in clutch!!
luz keeps being like "you don't have to listen to him, don't do anything you don't want to" and amity, who's still trying to show luz that she likes being around her without showing luz that she LIKES being around her, is like "i KNOW that. i don't mind, um, touching.... you.... i mean.... your hair.... i..." and then loses her ability to be coherent.
at one point when talking to hunter, amity is like "i know you're just making fun of me, but if i didn't know better, i'd say you're trying to set me up with your...."
hunter: [raised eyebrow] my What??
amity: ...what DO you call her??
hunter: luz, mostly.
amity: ....right.
hunter: empress, occasionally.
amity: wow. you are SO unhelpful.
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cruel-hiraeth · 1 month ago
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i would truly be the worst housewife of all time bc i hate cooking and i hate cleaning and i don’t want children. all i wanna do is live in a magically pristine home full of delicious food so i have all the more energy to focus on reading and writing disgusting smut
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marquisedegramont · 5 months ago
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if chad stahelski drops the director’s cut/bts for john wick 4 i will draw marquis or john tied up
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beckiboos · 1 year ago
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I really do rather like that, you know
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inniave · 4 months ago
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thank god i finally fucking did a tension swatch cause this sweater would've ended up wayyyy too small
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pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid · 7 months ago
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heloooooooo bbb i might've spam queued your art and then shuffled my queueueue a few times byeeeeeeeeee
I WOKE UP TO 300+ FREAKING NOTES I COULDNT OPEN THE APP FOR A HOT SECOND LMAOO-
I’m so sure like atleast 100 of that was just you. PFFFT
Also gurl staph don’t look at my old art it’s so cringe 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 AARHAGAHIZSKKS LMAOOO
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arcxnumvitae · 1 year ago
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@soulsxng || Send questions to my muse’s parents || Accepting
I decided to break this up by parent/s so that we didn't end up with a mega long post! And so I could work on bit by bit instead of taking ten years.
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"Some may say it would be a cliché to wish for my sweet babies to both be happy, but why would I not? Mo luran is such a serious little thing! So stuffy already for one so young! I can already see the ways in which he ends up like his father, far too hard on himself and in need of a good break! Tarag too, the wee toddling thing that she is." The smile on the woman's lips gained a tinge of sadness. "Royalty, the crown, it can eat one alive. I almost wish my two beloveds could escape from it all and live a life of their own making."
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"I would have chosen to say that I wish for Camhlaidh to be a great king with Tara supporting him at his side, but I see that option is not allowed. Fine, I suppose I will say that I would like for Tara to never feel as if she is second to her brother, be it in our hearts or in the world. Siblings among Seelie fae are rare as it is, and to be the younger sibling to the heir is an experience of hers that very few can share. I do not wish for her to have a lonely existence. As for Camhlaidh, I wish for her to find a joy in life outside of his duties to the crown. It can weigh heavily on one's head, and while our duty to it is important, it is also important to find meaning and joy outside of it. I do not know where I would be if it were not for my beloved wife, mo chridhe."
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"Oh, you!"
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"Mo leannan."
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widowshill · 1 year ago
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mrs collins arc in summary
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lostandbackagain · 1 year ago
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resa and dustfinger never fail to make me scream. she's on a rescue mission for her husband but finds dustfinger's body and just puts her face against his and goes "I should die here too" GIRL
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comradecowplant · 11 months ago
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Not my sim aging up and IMMEDIATELY getting abducted by aliens... and impregnated by aliens... by the same pollinator that her mother was, at that very moment, going into labor with the offspring of.......... 🤣😅
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saltyfilmmajor · 1 year ago
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I miss my spouse tumblr dot com
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cogentranting · 1 year ago
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A book I read earlier this year made a claim that "motherhood is discussed in fewer than 3 per cent of papers, journal articles or textbooks on modern gender theory" and I wasn't able to verify their statistic but that idea sat with me (and certainly experientially the idea that modern feminism and gender theory drastically undervalue motherhood feels accurate) and so when I heard an old comment from an actress about being tired of playing wives and mothers it had a different ring to it. And I think that A. the problem isn't portraying wives and mothers it's a shallow conception of what those things are and B. maybe we need not less wives and mothers but more husbands and fathers and C. Once Upon a Time was doing something really right with Emma Swan.
#and obviously there's the importance of valuing singleness and realizing that not everyone is going to be in a relationship (and therefore#not going to be a spouse or a parent) and that's good#and that we have individuality outside of our roles#BUT.#and this is the big thing#I think our roles are a bigger part of our identity than we would like to think#and so what a lot of conversations do is flatten out the concept of wife or mother to be just a cardboard cutout to fill the role#and so its seen as if you take a woman and make her a wife and/or a mother you rob her of her individuality and limit her#and on the flip side men are kind of pushed away from their respective roles because they are seen as confining#and i think both can be attributed in large part to toxic radical individualism that is so prevalent in america/the west#that demands that you must be cut free of any of those ties and defined solely by yourself#but we are inherently made in connection to others#and we do ourselves great harm by believing that those roles of how we relate to (and serve) others diminish us#in reality they build us up and make us more than we could be individually#and i think even in singleness there's a common element that can be seen in the concept of what it is to be a wife/husband#or a mother/father in how we relate to people in general#for instance i think in all good authority there is an element of either the maternal or the paternal#and yeah big asterisk on that statistic because the book cited the article she got it from but the article does not cite where they got it
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dutybcrne · 8 days ago
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Rewatching shows as I try to get to work and now all I can think of is Kae deffo is the type to need a V spontaneous wedding to get hitched with someone, bc chances are otherwise he WILL either psyche himself out or freak out bc sb teased him a bit too much, even if playfully, and the utter MAGNITUDE of what he's about to do will come crashing down on him and he WILL vanish for hours at best
#//Yes; I already started typing away a thing in my notes app jdfbgkfg#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#//As his current self stands and as long as he doesn't actually TALK with his s/o; it will for SURE be the case#//And maybe even if he DOES have that communication#//The difference is he might actually have a chance to Actually come back; bc he'd run off w friends in tow instead of vanishing on his own#//Like Ame|ia She.pherd kdjfgdkfg#//But yeah#//He might love his s/o very much but he can't help the extreme nerves he's held damn near all his life tainting things for him#//The best thing to do is prolly never once give him any chance to get stuck in his ownn head or say things that'd set off his fight-flight#//Honestly he'd absolutely HATE not being able to see his s/o the entire time before the wedding for sure#//Would get maddening separation anxiety even a mere room apart the entire time; it'd be AGONIZING#//Wanting so very badly to hold their hand; to hug them so tight and let the feel of them & their voice ground him#//Just keep him and his spouse to be in the same room; that'd be for the best#//Or just#//Like I said earlier; best option of all is just fucken ELOPE with him jhfbfg#//Get married in such a swift whirlwind of a wedding; he won't have TIME nor wits to feel so anxious#//Maybe still will after; but even then; knowing they already ARE married & a few choice words of assurance from them will help soothe him#//Me; personally; I think a wedding a la Will & Elizabeths in p0tc is absolutely PERFECT for him#//No time for your brain to run anxious doomsday scenarios when you get married in the middle of a fucken battle for your lives jhdbdkg#//A proper ceremony can happen later if they still want since they've already tied the knot; so he won't be as anxious abt it anymore#hc; kaeya#//almost forgot to add that lmaooo
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wanderfaun · 5 months ago
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I didn't think I would become somewhat of a stalking victim at the ripe age of 23 but here we are I guess???
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