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amazing that after a decade theres still buds who think im doing a bit. whenever i see 'i dont think chuck tingles schtick is funny' i always think: dang you are SO CLOSE to getting it

'how is chuck tingle still making the same joke?' bud after ten years i dont know how i can keep explaining to you that this is not a joke

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Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

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too many catnip mice, too little time.

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People will literally be doing anything on ao3

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Hear me out, but perhaps someone who routinely snidely dismisses other people in their field/low-key initiates and/or fuels dogpiles/says outrageous things knowing full well it’s going to get a reaction and doubles down upon receiving said reaction isn’t actually the great and amazing folk hero you think they are

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TINGLETECH OVER BIG TECH

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Long Weekend part 1

Part 2 coming tomorrow, but you can read the whole thing now on Patreon!

Patreon.com/adamtots

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“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

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my favorite thing right now is how mad the official french language people are that parts of african languages are getting mixed into french

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Y'know. There are a lot of people who say "problematic" when they actually mean "sinful". And I kind of wish they would just say "sinful".

It'd be more honest about their perspective, and it'd save me time trying to determine whether they're critiquing something in good faith or just being reactionary conservatives.

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disabled people who do not directly "contribute" to society and need large amounts of care and resources to survive deserve not only to survive but to have comfort, stability, and fun within their lives while they do. no compromises.

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unstoppable force meets immovable object

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cmon stoned butch blues. please laugh 🩵💙

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Today's aesthetic: when a cat decides it's going to make a very difficult or precise jump, spends several minutes examining the problem from all angles and warming up its muscles and minutely adjusting the positions of its paws and such, then proceeds to totally eat shit.

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Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”