pobody’s nerfectthis mess is a placeI am an old grumpy disaster bi.
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Frankly the idea that you have to tolerate abusive and fucked up family dynamics while spending anywhere from a few days to a couple of weeks triggering yourself while walking on eggshells for a meal that is usually fairly mid in the name of “tradition” is one of thee most bonkers things about American culture and I don’t know if you’ve looked at the USA lately but hoo boy, just rename it Bonkersland and call it a day
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normalize making sounds at eachother. if i can meow at you unprompted ESPECIALLY if you meow back we are best friends. meow mrrow
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throwing corn at a mountain face would fix me I think
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#ohhhh my god I just want a house#just a house where if the toilet is broken I can call a plumber of my own choosing#or if the dryer is broken I can save up for a new one#where I can feel empowered to make decisions regarding the safety and repair of my abode#without trying to skirt delicately around a spouse’s insecurities about talking to the landlord#and then not being delicate at all but instead politely imploding without making eye contact#I want someone to help me sort out my bedroom for once and for all instead of promising for ten years#if I’m being completely honest I kind of just want to die so I don’t have to worry about any of it anymore#which. isn’t great#but depression is what it is and I swim through it the best I know how#an exhausted doggy paddle forever and ever amen
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do u think omegaverse acknowledges covid-19 and the generation of people who permanently lost their sense of smell like how are they all scenting each other now is the omegaverse economy in shambles
#frankly this is interesting#I’ll happily clarify that i do on occasion read omegaverse#also whenever someone tries to say ‘reading isn’t political! books aren’t political!’#i’m going to make them read Knot Giving Up parts 1 and 2#because within the smutty smutty smut there is a *definite* point to be made about baseless discrimination
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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
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listen i do not mean this in a furry way at all and i know the actual tread of this would be ass but let me say. i would very much like it if there were boots that made animal tracks instead of boot tracks. i just think thatd be neat
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when that menstrual depression hits you in the middle of your seasonal depression in the middle of your regular depression
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“house is referencing brokeback mountain OMG what did the writers MEAN by this is he actually queercoded—” I’m gonna stop you right there. i know most people in the fandom revival were barely conscious and aware of the world in 2006 but brokeback mountain was basically the butt of all jokes back then. It was an earnestly-made, well-adapted, heartbreaking movie about queerness and desire and repression in rural America but the general public’s sense of humour was still extremely homophobic, every mainstream tv show was punching down, the movie was an unexpected mainstream hit and pop culture phenomenon, and because of that it was prime target for cheap references and punch-down jokes.
“I wish I knew how to quit you” was a punchline. you did not need to watch the movie to know it was referencing The Gay Cowboy Movie (Tee Hee) because it was made into a joke by every late-night talk show host, wannabe standup comic, and meme generator website. the house md writers did not mean anything by this. the media landscape of the mid-2000’s was just that fucking toxic and openly resentful towards queerness in general back then.
#i always thought ‘I wish i knew how to quit you’ was such a tragic and beautiful line#and then came a time in my life where i did have to wish i knew how to quit someone#and I’m still going through it#and that line echoes against the walls of my heart#the reverb of a sledgehammer that itself cannot quit demolishing something integral inside of me#and yes i can live without them; i am my own vehicle#my own company#my own soul a complete and splendid object#but without the home we had built; without that shelter#i erode in the elements much more quickly#i wish i knew how to quit you but i don’t know *how* or if I could even go through with it#i can never turn my back or close the door#anyway i know nothing about house except that guy seems like a real dick#and i was alive and well for all of the bullshit thrown at brokeback mountain#and all of those fun-making clowns can go rot knowing they’ll never make anything nearly as poignant#🙂
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“your characters need to be likeable” allow me to introduce you to the very worst guy who ever lived
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Sometimes when I’m sad I draw a motivational Worf to feel better and it works
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callout post for "work"
"work" has done many terrible things such as
make my friend go there
make my wife go there
please spread this around we can't let "work" keep getting away with this
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unfortunately for everyone else, i have always found myself hilarious
#this is why I follow up almost every joke with ‘I’m funny goddamn it’#because if nobody else can appreciate by gah *I* will
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