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cometblaster2070 · 1 month ago

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all these people asking for an easy mode a spectator mode or a dating sim in elden ring meanwhile I have the superior idea that there should be some sort of reality tv show sort of nonsense like keeping up with the kardashians/the real housewives of beverly hills where the tarnished gets stuck between the drama of the lands between's messiest family.

i would KILL for the drama like can you just imagine seeing all this shit go down in real time? (i bet you at least once an episode there'd be either a murder or arson attempt)

stay tuned for a separate spin-off focusing solely on the antics occurring in volcano manor. and while we're at it maybe a mini-series revolving around miquella and malenia; something like "miquella and malenia take on the consecrated snowfield!"

#elden ring #elden ring crack #shitpost #DO YOU SEE MY VISION #I AM ONTO SOMETHING #keeping up with the kardashians might work better yk #and to be fair ive never really seen the real housewives except for like 3 clips #but it would be a profitable show #ranni would be looking into the camera every time someone opens their mouth #miquella would eagerly explain his plans for world domination #radahn and malenia might be fistfighting in the corner who knows #maybe for shits and giggles #i want the horrible cuts and the weird zooms #maliketh is the extremely shady uncle who pops in every now and then #sometimes covered in blood #they all take bets on what they think he does for a living #we are currently tied between hitman and straight up gangster #the public is VERY much invested in whatever's going on between finlay and malenia #malenia has broken many cameramen's noses and even more cameras #yk ngl i think it'd be funnier post age of stars in a slightly tweaked world where they're all alive #so its even more awkward with the tarnished as ranni's spouse like #oh my god wait i have IDEAS #godfrey comes in during the season finale #they leave it as a cliffhanger

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