#or the narrator mentioning it so

[minty-bunni]

AU where Halsin immediately figures out durge is a Bhaalspawn with a brain injury.

[metanarrates]

my friends and i won't fucking stop saying ETERNITY MENTION literally every time the concept of eternity comes up in anything so i made an image for all your ETERNITY MENTION react needs

[farshootergotme]

I like imagining a scenario in which Jason, Tim and Damian are arguing about Dick and just keep trying to one-up one another:

Damian: I was his Robin and he clearly likes me best.

Tim: I mean, technically I was his Robin first. And that last statement is debatable (and wrong).

Damian: Tt. You were father's Robin, I was Grayson's only before the original Batman returned.

Jason: Oh, for fucks sake, why does that even matter? He accepted me as Robin first and gave me his old costume, try topping that.

Tim: Been there, done that.

Jason: Not first you haven't.

Tim: Irrelevant. I think being accepted as Robin and being his Robin first puts me above you both.

Damian: Richard made me Robin on his own accord, father's intervention was unrequired.

Tim: Do you think that maybe that was because, I don't know, Bruce was 'dead' at the time?

Damian: I don't see how that refutes my argument, Drake.

Tim: He didn't even want you as Robin, he did it so you didn't go running off to the league.

Jason: Face it, brat, Dick didn't have much of a choice on the matter. With me, on the other hand-

Tim: I can give you a list of reasons why what you're about to say is wrong.

Jason: Stop trying to be a smartass, you-

Damian: This discussion is getting sidetracked. I can win this argument with the simple fact that Richard planned to adopt me.

Jason: Get in line kid, he tried with me first.

Tim: Wait- what? Damian makes sense because Bruce... but you? Full offense, by the way.

Jason: I was a redhead and a circus kid, he had all the reasons to adopt me.

Damian: Todd, you're a brunette, you're spitting nonsense.

Tim: And you most definitely did not grow up in a circus. I've heard your backstory from Dick himself.

Jason: You had to be there.

[finchers-ipad]

MY 1999 ‘SIGHT AND SOUND’ MAGAZINE ARRIVED!!

[foxstens]

kevin was signed to the baltimore exy team before he broke his hand

[mortysmith]

favorite colors

[yirima-chai]

I started playing "The Stanley Parable" and it's one of the best games I ever played !

So of course I had to use my crafting skills to make the Bucket

[sweattyspaghetti]

And look where that got him.

[theravenzvolute]

hey so im fucking CRAZY about the stanley parable if anyone cares

i was big into it in likeee. 2022 and then 2016?? or so i dont remember i just know i was a wee lad watching gameplay of the og stanley parable

weird headcanons below woah

'disembodied voice' reference sheet plus the notes I made to go along with it. they're in left to right order

the fern wip!!!!!!!!! i find him very cute hes not done though

[tapestryundone]

when the god was made in the image of a man who infiltrated the mind of said god and in doing so made himself intertwined with the form that god took while also being the cause of that form creating a infinite feedback loop of what caused the god and his creator to evoke the very image of the death the creator feared through the form of an animal representing that concept, and the god has faint, undeniably human characteristics given to him by his creator while his creator retained none of it. fuck

[pinkd3mon]

I just wanted an excuse to draw my Galacta with a cape propaganda

[calebs-hangout-corner]

Brooke with chronic pain my beloved

[whetstonefires]

Headcanon meme: A Yuan (real name not working right now)

Well A-Yuan isn't not a real name, assuming you've attached it to the right (fictional) character. His birth name was Wen Yuan, and then his adopted name was Lan Yuan. Which looks like he kept the personal name but iirc Lan Wangji had never seen it written down, and everyone who might have known the spelling was dead, so he wound up picking a different (written chinese) character. So it's a whole new name.

And then his formal grown up name is Lan Sizhui. Which is probably the name you wanted.

Headcanon 1:  Realistic

Very realistic, I do not think Sizhui is formally adopted as Lan Wangji's son. It would be neater if he was, but I don't think in that case he would say that Hanguang-jun had been 'like a father and a brother' to him. He'd just say he was his father.

The Lan did not allow Lan Wangji, disgraced and maimed, to put this child of dubious provenance down on the paperwork as his immediate family. Sizhui does have the name and is probably in the clan somehow, but he has not had parents since the ones that created him were killed, and he doesn't even know who those were. Neither Wei Wuxian nor Lan Wangji is legally his father, or has ever claimed the title.

This point is vaguely enough addressed that there's space for other interpretations, so this counts as a headcanon.

Headcanon 2: May or not be realistic, is definitely funny (at least to me)

Going forward, Sizhui is the only person who can consistently make Jiang Cheng feel bad about himself without triggering any kind of violence.

Not that Jiang Cheng is incapable of losing his temper with Sizhui or anything if he wants to, but Sizhui has a knack for slipping right past the places where he'd normally get reflexively outraged enough that he didn't have to allow the thing he didn't like much space in his mind. So he feels bad, and would have to acknowledge that he's getting mad to distract himself from that, on purpose, so it wouldn't work very well.

Headcanon 3: Evil and heart-breaking why would you do this

Oh I have one of these already on tap for this kid! :} Okay so, time is very loosey-goosey and vague in mdzs. And we know nothing whatsoever about A-Yuan's birth parents other than that his father's surname was Wen, of the Wen clan of Qishan; possibly a fairly close relation of Wen Qing and Wen Ning's, though not necessarily.

(They were the children of Wen Ruohan's favorite paternal cousin, and thus second cousins to his sons, but Wen Qing was a favorite so it was in practice more like being first cousins. Not that Mandarin distinguishes those degrees of kinship like that, any more than English automatically tells you which parent someone's related through.)

But if you cut the war down to the low end of its potential runtime and assume Wen Chao went home to check in with his dad (Wen Ruohan) at some point between throwing Wei Wuxian into the Burial Mounds to avoid the risk of his ghost coming after him for revenge, and Wei Wuxian catching up with him anyway a few months later...it's totally possible that Wen Yuan was in fact Wen Chao's legitimate (posthumous) son.

Wen Chao canonically had a wife. He canonically fucks. He evidently didn't much like his wife, but getting a kid on her was expected of him; dropping in to try when he happened to be in town wouldn't be unlikely.

That's not the awful part of the headcanon though; that's mostly sort of funny, sort of dramatic and even a little bit of a fix, in that no one should feel bad for ignoring the existence of a parent like Wen Chao so no need to worry about that, just act like he had only two father figures ever.

No matter whose kid A-Yuan is, there'd be decent odds Wei Wuxian killed that person horrifically, even if he didn't torture them to death in a horrible extended campaign of vengeance. He killed a lot of men surnamed Wen during the war. He knows he might have killed A-Yuan's father, but what's the point in dwelling on that?

The evil part is that in this Wen Chao scenario, I am presuming that the reason Wei Wuxian knows nothing whatsoever of A-Yuan's dead parents is not just that he did not ask. It's that Wen Ning and Wen Qing et al deliberately avoided the subject.

He couldn't be trusted with that information. What if he changed his mind? Wei Wuxian wouldn't care that A-Yuan was the last direct descendant of the otherwise extirpated Wen main bloodline the way the Jin would have, but he might care about Wen Chao specifically, and you are just not gonna take the chance of flipping the guy keeping you alive back into murder mode.

And especially you're not going to risk the baby.

Headcanon 4: Doesn't align with canon (or maybe even reality) but I do what I want

Mmmmmm let's see, how about Sizhui does get adopted after all later on, after Wei Wuxian has had time to wear the Lan down, and then Xichen never has kids and the chips fall so Sizhui winds up Sect Leader Lan.

Which is the point at which someone leaks that he's the only survivor of the Burial Mounds Wen enclave! He's invalid! The Lan must have a succession crisis immediately!!!!!

(Not unlikely the leading challenger in this scenario would be Jingyi, which feels like trying to hype a Serious Duel To The Death when the combatants are holding pool noodles, in that there is simply no way I can imagine either of them growing up into someone who could be persuaded to hurt the other over a matter of inheritance.)

But then the public get the idea that A-Yuan was in fact Wei Wuxian's biological kid (with ?????Wen Qing presumably????) and decide that adopting a stepson isn't even scandalous really, and lose interest. Because the Yiling Patriarch has by this point rendered himself passé as a subject of drama by just kind of being around for 20 years and mostly only getting into funny trouble, and the Wen Sect are even less scary because that was all ages ago, and anyway (say random uncles knowingly) what else is a gay man supposed to do for heirs?

Can you imagine Lan Wangji with a concubine.

[horseymorsey]

Nar

This is basically if he was free and in the real world. Wouldn’t have his glasses because there would be no charger to need emergency charges for (the charger fell off and he lived, crazy)

not canon, just wanted to draw him happy for once

[angeldaisies]

guys can i just say that technically it hasn't been confirmed that the twins charlotte is pregnant with at the end of chot are girls 😭 i know cc said in a tumblr post ages ago that henry and charlotte have two small girls in tlh and therefore we all assumed that these are the girls in question but knowing how she likes to bring in baby boys to carry on the family names when needed (see alexander and zachary) i wouldn't be surprised if we found out in a sea change that one of the twins is a boy so matthew can have his male love interest in peace

[justastupidlittlelesbian]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WAS A VERSION OF ONE OF THE SCENES IN THE BEGINNING OF FIGHT CLUB WHERE THE NARRATOR IS MASTURBATING WHILE THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE HATES MARLA